ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th December 2024
Episode Date: December 16, 2024Clint's had a 'uge weekend, and Producer Claud has beef with an unnamed kiwi artist...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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After Party.
Duh.
Hey everybody,
Brian Clint, After Party.
I went out for dinner with friends last night, which
is so out there for me on a Sunday night.
On a school night?
On a school night.
School night.
Are you hungover?
No, I drove.
But I was out till, I reckon we left the restaurant at quarter to ten.
No.
You did it on a Sunday night?
You're joking me.
I had a boozy pool day.
What?
Did you?
I had a poo.
A boozy pool day?
You had a fuck.
You had a boozy pool day. What? Did you? I had a poo. A boozy pool day? You had a fuck. You had a boozy poo?
I had a boozy pool day all day yesterday.
It was lovely.
It was the day for it.
Wasn't it?
It was 30 degrees.
So nice.
At the dinner last night, my friend Guy Williams was there.
Named Rob.
And we were bullying him for-
Did you kiss him?
Oh, fancy.
Did you kiss him again?
No, I didn't kiss him this time.
Okay.
We were bullying him for something that he does on a plane.
Can you guess what it is?
Is it something to do with...
Masturbates.
No, not masturbates.
His height?
In the bathroom, toilet.
Is he smoking on the plane?
No, he's not smoking on the plane.
Charging his e-cigarette.
Is he yelling at the stewardesses, he's not smoking on the plane. Charging his e-cigarette. Is he yelling at the stewardesses?
He's still wearing a mask.
Whenever he flies, he still wears a mask.
Did you bully him for that?
Yeah, I did.
No, that's very sensible.
Yeah, that's fine.
Is it?
It makes you feel comfortable.
Yeah.
I mean, it doesn't bother me.
It triggers me.
Does it send you back to that time?
Because it sends me back there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was like, are you sick?
He's like, no.
I was like, why are you wearing a mask?
Did you even catch many planes during that time?
We went to Australia.
Remember?
Did we?
Oh, for the Goldie.
Was that with us?
Yeah.
Was that COVID?
Yeah, we masked up.
It was still around the time.
And then they gave us a ham and cheese sandwich, but we had masks on.
And then Clint tried to take the ham and cheese sandwich into Australia.
You idiot.
I did take the ham and cheese sandwich.
No, I made you throw it out.
No, you didn't.
Nah, before we went through customs, I literally grabbed it.
Nah, he grabbed it out.
I don't know.
You should have thrown it out.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Do you want to hear my story that I was telling you about just before?
So do you want to hear about the secret beef that Claudia's got with an unnamed New Zealand musical act?
Well, you narrowed it down to group.
I was just going to say act.
What have you done?
She's got beef.
I've got beef.
Oh.
Sorry.
Your phone is chatty today.
Why have you got beef with someone?
Because I met them and they were very awful to me Ooh
Yeah
660
They do
Not they do
I don't think she's taking guesses
Because she doesn't want it to be identified
Can you
Can you tell us what they did?
Yeah, I can tell you what they did
So, a friend of mine and I
We flew down toington to see a different
band and i think this band were opening for that band yeah wait is this recently uh a couple years
ago okay yeah they've blown up a mask nah okay it was pre-mask post-mask pre-mask oh pre-mask yeah
so that's gonna be four years ago six years ago more like okay so it's not a few but yeah yeah a few years ago
they've blown up since a little bit but they were the opening act i think but we didn't see that
blah blah blah after the show we were walking out of the place we saw this group of people and we
were just chatting with them and the guy invited us to like go to their house for kick-ons and we
were like yep cool we ended up which guy oh random dude that we met as part of the group.
After kick-ons, we went to town and we met up with more of their friends,
including one of the members of this group.
So this person is a girl and they introduced us to her and then her brother.
The whole night she kept trying to get rid of us
because she's like, who are these girls?
Like, get rid of them.
And we could hear her say, literally, get rid of these these people but the other half of the night this is where it
gets really weird they were like this is her this is her brother she was grinding on him in the club
oh weird grinding on him what her brother yes her brother gross and i fully believe that it actually
was her brother was it those two that were on X Factor or New Zealand?
You know those two?
Willie Moon and...
Yeah, those weirdos.
Nah, same vibe though.
They were married.
Natalia Kells and Willie Moon.
Were they not brother and sister?
No, they were married.
They were giving real brother-sister vibes to me.
I feel like in this country it's so small that, Claude,
if it's not broods, you have to say that it's not Broods.
It's not Broods.
Okay, good.
No, the brother wasn't part of the band.
This is just the girl member of the band.
I know, I know.
It's not Broods.
But when you're talking about a brother-sister music, my mind just goes to Broods.
It's not Broods.
And I just want to clear Broods' name if it's not Broods.
No, I really like them.
But anyway, long story short, the whole night she was incredibly rude to us.
Kept being like, who are these girls?
Get rid of them. I want to know who it is
so bad. I know who it is
and we will tell you after this. Do I
know them? Yes. Does it track
your experience of this group? I have
no experience with them. I know
who they are. I've never
encountered them.
Have you met them? You have.
Oh!
We can compare stories after this. Every time I see them now, I'm like, I've never encountered them. Have you met them? You have. Oh! Yeah.
We can compare stories after this. Every time I see them now, I'm like, oh, you guys.
Oh, you guys.
Oh, you guys.
Oh, you guys.
I'm going to sack you.
Do you like their music?
Unfortunately, yeah, it's quite alright.
That's the problem.
They put out a new song and I'm like, hate listening to it.
Oh, fuck, I love this song.
I'm going to hate listen to it
Like damn it
They're talented
But yeah
She was just incredibly rude
For no reason
Doesn't that show you that
You just can't be
You can have talent
And be a dick
Look at me now
I could make or break their career
You need to be
Phenomenally talented
To be a dick to people
Nah
I reckon even then
Don't you reckon
Times are changing
It'll come out I feel like you'll get We talked about Blake Lively today Didn't we That's what I mean You'll get a certain to be a dick to people. Nah, I reckon even then. Don't you reckon times are changing?
I feel like you'll get a degree. We talked about Blake Lively today, didn't we?
That's what I mean.
You'll get a certain amount of the way
and then eventually it'll all fall apart
if you're an asshole.
Even if you can't be nice to people,
don't grind on your sibling.
If you're going to take away a lesson here.
Are they half siblings?
Don't yuck their yum.
Are they half siblings or stepsisters?
I have no idea.
You can have input on how they treat you, Claude. You can't yuck their yum when Are they half siblings or stepsisters? I have no idea. You can have input on how they treat you, Claude.
You can't yuck their yum when it comes to grinding on their siblings.
Don't want to get into family affairs.
I'm going to go on record and say that is not yuck.
I mean, sorry, that is yuck.
Shit, sorry, sorry.
Oh, my God.
That is not a problem.
You were on the record, Ella.
You were on the record.
Thank God, Ella.
I meant to say that is not okay, and then I said that is not yuck,
and then, oh, my God.
Thank God you don't have a brother.
Yeah, if I had a brother, he'd be hot.
Should you guys tell me who it is and then I can give my review of them?
Mic's off.
I can cut it out.
You don't have to review them.
You can just react.
Say, yeah.
Put your mics off and I'll put it through.
Okay.
Put all your mics off.
Okay.
Really?
You better check the fucking podcast to see that that's not in there.
I will.
You want my review?
Yeah.
Always been super lovely to me.
Yes, that's what everyone else has said too.
Sucker.
Not even just like, oh, that'd be nice to me.
Like, extra, extra nice.
But is that because, sorry, but are you a name?
And they'd be nice, you know?
Could be.
Could be.
But that's, I'm just giving you my review.
That's a question.
Have you noticed, because, you know, you're on radio,
do people, have people treated you differently?
Or have friends?
100%.
Oh, interesting.
I treat them differently.
I don't. Clint, you suck. Oh. You're Oh, interesting. I treat them differently. I don't.
Clint, you suck.
You're treating me differently.
Can you turn our mics off again one second?
Because I just want to clarify something about what we're just talking about.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, no.
The two in the group.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
Claudia said that. Oh, right. No, no, no. The two in the group. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Claudia said that.
Oh, right.
But it was that person.
The brother was just there.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, okay.
Sorry that's cryptic, guys.
We're just trying not to get sued.
I will say I do get where she's coming from
because me and my friend are random people.
She had met.
No, okay.
It's not like we were being bad group people.
Were you bad vibes? No, we were dancing. We were having fun. Yeah, were you down, bud we were being like bad group people. Were you bad vibes?
No, we were dancing.
We were having fun.
Yeah, were you down by everyone?
You're like, guys, we're doing karaoke.
Was this whole thing your fault?
Absolutely not.
I used to be so fun.
Have you met anybody who has mirrored your experience?
Besides the friend that was with me.
No, it doesn't count.
Have you met anyone else who's like, oh my God, I met them and they were a C word to me too.
Yeah, see, I've got a completely different review.
Yeah, everyone does, but I don't think I'm the problem.
Wait, am I?
We're not victim blaming.
We're just asking.
Are you open to the idea that you're the problem?
That you could be the a-hole.
There's no way.
I was an Aucklander in Wellington.
There's no way it was my fault.
All right, let's go.
I will not be taking guesses on who it is, by the way.
No, don't even try.
She can't.
This is such a combo of, you know, when someone comes into the group
and they're still talking about the conversation,
but the group doesn't fill you in on who it is about.
We just did that to everyone listening.
Suck it. We're the mean girls.
But it's also fun to try and figure it out.
You can speculate. You're welcome to speculate.
Speculate away.
Bye. After Party.
Da.
We need to get rid of that.
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