ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 16th December 2025
Episode Date: December 16, 2025We're on the hard slog to the Christmas break, but still plenty of good juice left! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.
We're in the process of writing Christmas cards to everyone at the moment.
Well, I've written mine.
Oh, this is my worst nightmare.
Yeah, you've really grappled with this.
No, because I always like to write something like, you know.
From the heart.
Yeah.
That's what I did too.
I wrote from the heart.
Okay, let's read one of yours and one of mine.
Okay.
I gave mine back to Claudia.
Just pick a random one.
I'll pick this one.
Weird. I feel like I should have read one of yours to get the vibe of what we were going for.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's from you because you've got nicer handwriting than me.
Oh, I definitely don't. Mine looks terrible.
I've pulled out Brooks one, is that all right?
Yeah, sure. Read out Brooks one. So I wrote this for ZDM's late show host, Brooke.
It says, Brooke, with an exclamation mark, thanks for being part of our show in 2025.
We love your ideas.
What is that saying?
And energy.
Plus energy. We got you another vape for Christmas, but Ella sucked it dry.
Merry Christmas.
B, C, C, and E.
That's cute.
That's good.
I like that.
A bit of humour in there.
Yeah.
And mostly legible handwriting.
Okay, read me one of yours.
Okay.
Claire, you're a bloody angel.
Where would we be without you?
Thank you for everything you do for us.
It is not lost on us how hard you work and push for our show.
So thank you again and again and again.
Bree, Clint, Claudia, and Ella.
That's lovely.
but sappy
I'm joking
No that was lovely
It's really good
It's heartfelt
It's really good
It's honest
Yeah I can tell you mean it as well
I use humour to convey affection
You know
That's fair
I don't mind the humour thing
But Brie did start writing them
As if they were from her
Instead of the group
I know
And now you have to write in Sam's
Because I wrote it just from me
All right
But the rest still work
We got a message from Ella
other day
who's on her. She's in Europe, isn't she?
She's in the UK.
I don't know why I said that. She didn't see anything interesting.
Guys, I'm just looking for something to say.
Hold on. What do I have to say?
Oh, Ella left a carrot in our work locker before she went to Europe and we found it just before
it went rotten.
It's not even the first time.
Like one time, I don't know what it was.
There was a trend where you taste lemons or taste onions and make no face.
So she bought four of each and then left them in like the locker, which is obviously
a cool, dark place.
for months.
And then I was like, Ella, those have gone rotten.
And she's like, oh, oops, I'll clean that up.
And then a month later, I'm like, Ella, they're still there and they're more rotten.
And she's like, oops.
That's so grim from her.
So the carrot was not a shock.
But it was, I've never seen a carrot bend like that.
Hey.
Yeah.
Which way to bend slightly up.
Yeah, slightly to the left, actually.
Oh, okay.
I'm so distracted.
Sorry, I'm so all over the place.
You're still writing your cards?
No, I've done that card
And then now Clint just needs
You and Clint need to write in Sam's card
And we're done
And then let me fill them with chocolates
And then we're done
Yes
And then we're done
I love
Buying gifts for other people
Me too
Makes me so happy
I love when I feel confident
About the gift that I've bought
That's what makes me feel good
When you have the pressure of
I have to buy something
And I guess this will do
Claudia nailed my Christmas present
By the way
Oh she did I
Yeah
I can't say what it wants
See, I listen when you talk
I don't know when I'm going to use that Christmas prison
But I'm going to use it
Are you and your wife going to use it?
I'll
You sure because that's a good time
You'll have to use it in private though
Yeah
Oh guys, careful
Don't tell anyone about it
It's between you guys
All right, it's about it.
I'll know
I mean it could be anything
Three more shows
Yeah, quarter you said you would get me a present
Did I?
Yeah, I'll swap you
Oh yeah
I'll get you a present
If you get me a present
Okay
Oh you want one of those presents
That Claudia got me
Yeah
I'll swap you
But we weren't supposed to talk about
It in front of Clint
Because it cheapens his gift a little bit
It does a bit
It does a bit
Oh fuck off
Spat on my laptops
Oh guys
Guys we're gonna go
I forgot my lunch today
And I'm so hungry
You ate two lunches
And you got too full
I know
Did I eat lunch?
You're hungry boy
Fuck I forgot to eat lunch
No, we've got to go.
Jesus.
We've got to go.
I know.
Guys, tomorrow's show be better than us, okay?
Oh, tomorrow's show, mark it in your diaries.
We launch the Breyan Clint Christmas song.
And it's a banger.
It's ready.
And trust me.
Claudia has heard it.
Clint hasn't heard it because he wants to surprise.
But fuck.
Look, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's a 10 out of 10.
What are you reckon, Claude?
I'll agree.
Yeah, I concur.
Mm-hmm.
Someone just text in with a chip flavour
suggestion for us
because we're making our own chip flavour
they said, guys, what about a buttery shard?
I wouldn't mind a buttery shard.
Oh, buttery shard.
I enjoy a chip with a buttery shard.
And then I'll have a chip.
And then I'll have a glass of wine.
And then I'll wash it down with a glass of wine.
Bye.
Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
H-O-T-O-G-O you can take me hard to go.
You get butter my shard.
I've sharded myself.
