ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th January 2024

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

Do vegans use fly spray? And can you name something grosser than a cockroach? We'll wait. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everyone, welcome to the Brianne Clint After Party. Has Pixie fill-in producer got headphones? Yes, she does. You're jumping on the mic, Pixie. This is Pixie fill-in producer. Say hello. Hello. There she is. Well, are you British This is Pixie, fill-in producer. Say hello. Hello. There she is.

Well, are you British now? Yeah, I've changed nationalities. I was going to say, you weren't British when I talked to you this morning. I'm only British when I'm nervous. I'm a British, yeah. People have never heard you in this podcast before, Pixie. If you do a British accent from the start, they're going to naturally assume that you're British. That's so true.

I think it was pretty poor. They're not going to think I'm British Hello, hello Hello it's me Pixie You're filling in for Ella who is camping Where is Ella camping? I don't know I want to say Coromandel

I feel like she'd be a freedom camper Why because you think she'd poo on the side of the road Yeah Like if any of us Like if I looked at any of us And had to pick who would be most likely To poo on the side of the road It would be Ella

100% She's young dumb and free She doesn't strike me as camping material though Oh I think she's kind of She likes her plants I think she's kind of camperish I her plants. Yeah. Right, nature. I think she's kind of camperish. I just feel like she might be scared of everything. Yeah.

Like if a spider crawled on her, I don't know if she'd deal with it. Yeah. I heard Fletch, Fawn and Hayley, speaking of Ella and vegans, I heard Fletch, Fawn and Hayley this morning discussing fly spray and asking the question if vegans use fly spray. You can ask Pixie. Are you vegan as well? I am a vegan as well. have you replaced one gen z vegan for another gen z i think you might have yeah that's not that oh my god this is gen z 2.0 that's what the seat requires okay you can answer

it then do you use fly spray i don't it doesn't apply for insects for me because i don't like insects so i will happily kill them. Okay. But some people it would. Some people it would, yes. Really? Yeah, I think so. God, how annoying. I couldn't stand it.

Imagine being a fly. That is like the bottom most annoying. No one has any time for a fly. No. You know what I bought? At least like a bee. They make amazing. A bee, you gently usher out the door. You don't spray a bee.

Bees are amazing. Like they literally pollinate. Oh, wait, what's lower, a fly or a wasp? Oh, I do hate a wasp. I hate a wasp. They don't bring anything to the table. You know what I bought over summer? One of those bug assault guns.

Oh, you didn't. I did. A bug assault. Yeah, so it's a gun. It looks like a little plastic shotgun, and you fill it with table salt. Yeah. And then you...

That sounds fun. It's so much fun. Yeah. And then you point it at the fly, and you pull the trigger, and it goes pop, and it shoots little bits of salt straight through the fly,

and the fly... I like that. But then there's the salt. Yeah, does it go everywhere? No, it's so little salt that it's not noticeable it's gonna make a full like ring around your house and no demons are gonna get in you're gonna bring your house do you guys remember the potato gun yeah where you put like it was usually red and you like

shove it into a potato and it cuts like a little piece out and then you can shoot little bits of potato shooter yeah i'm going around the house with this it's max means that you're like excited to see flies in your house you're walking around the house with this. It means that you're excited to see flies in your house. You're walking around the house with this assault gun. And now my daughters, who are only two and four, are like, Daddy, get a gun, shoot the fly. They had no idea about guns beforehand, and now I'm in there blasting flies. I'm not sure if it's a bad message to be sending.

Do you ever hit the flies? Always. Always. You get really close to it. You can get that close to the fly. And, like, point it right at it. Stupid-ass fly. And then, bang.

God, I hate flies. But if you shoot it on the window, the fly explodes and you've got fly guts all over your window. Does the salt damage any of your stuff? Like, if it's on wood, would it make little dents? Nah, it's not that powerful. Oh. We had a gigantic cockroach in our bathroom last night. I am. My partner has walked into the bathroom and i thought i was like something real bad and i've walked in there and i was like oh

do you want to hear a horrifying cockroach story yeah it happened to my friend like just the other day she made a coffee in a like a keep cup takeaway kind of cup situation and was drinking it on her way on her way to work and then was like, what's that little string coming out of the top of the coffee cup? And it was the antenna of the cockroach that had fallen into her cup. And she'd made a coffee on top of it

and then she drank the cockroach. Oh, so it was like a brewed cockroach. It was like cockroach bone broth. I reckon I've got a cockroach story that trumps that one oh no i don't know if i'd it literally this story haunts me to this day when so before i moved to new zealand i moved to the central coast which is near sydney and it's like a beachy coasty town and when i first moved there there were some people who from the station i worked at needed a flatmate because someone had moved

and I needed somewhere. So I moved in with these two other people. And we lived right on the beach. And for those of you who have never lived on the beach before, when you live right on the beach, it's just like a breeding ground, like more cockroaches live near the beach. Oh, okay. And because it's like a hotter climate. And I don't really know why, but it like more cockroaches live near the beach. Oh, okay. And because it's like a hotter climate and I don't really know why,

but it's just cockroaches, like heaps more when you live close to the beach. Anyway, moved into this apartment and literally like within the first week that I was there, so it had a dish, like drawer dishwashers. Yeah. Like two drawers. Yeah. And they broke and I was like, oh, there's something going on with the dishwasher. Anyway, one of my other flatmates called someone out to come.

Oh, no, this is so yuck. To come look at the dishwasher. Yeah. Anyway, he couldn't figure it out. And I was like, there's something going on. Like, I need to pull this whole thing out. Wasn't you flushing your used tampons again, was it? Shut up.

Blocked up the dishwasher. No, we've got guests. There was an infestation of cockroaches, so many that it had clogged up the entire pipe of both dishwashers that no water was really getting through because it was just all cockroaches. They'd be eating all the food scraps that are washed off the dishes. Exactly.

There was cockroaches. This guy was like, they would have been crawling around in this dishwasher for months. On your dishes. How disgusting is that? Why are we so grossed out by cockroaches? Because they're crunchy. Is it because they're crunchy?

I reckon because they're crunchy. You know what's grosser? Okay, let's play a game. They're so alien looking. Let's play a game and I'll start. Should I start it? Someone can start it. We'll start with a cockroach.

And the game is you have to name something grosser than a cockroach. And if we all agree that the thing that you named is grosser, you pass and then moves on to the next person. Okay, I believe grosser than a cockroach is any form of spider where you can see the eyes. Like you can see the cluster of eight eyes. What about the little jumping ones? They're so cute.

Yeah, that's pretty gross. Or any hairy spider. Yeah, that's pretty gross. Or any hairy spider. Yeah, hairy spiders are yuck. Like a Cindy funnel web has the eyes and it has visible fangs. Okay, you name something grosser. A maggot. Oh, take a cockroach over a maggot. Maggot says decay.

Have you ever had that thing where your bin is left slightly open and then you just wake up and your floor is just covered? Yes. Suddenly there's maggots everywhere that weren't there before. We lived in a flat in Christchurch and we forgot to put our rubbish out for like a month and like the bags, the black sacks of rubbish were just piling up in the garage and then one day we were playing backyard cricket using the rubbish bags as wickets and the ball

ripped through one of the black sacks and it spilled maggots all over the garage floor. Oh, you fucking muck. Like thousands of maggots. Like imagine you punctured a bean bag and all the beans spewed out, but all the beans are maggots. What did you guys do? Got a can of fly spray and a lighter and lit the fly spray.

So it was like a fly spray flamethrower. You didn't live with any girls, did you? One. Four girls. Five boys, one girl. She wasn't there, was she? No, I reckon she would have been. She married one of us.

Did she? Jesus. Oh, no. Yuck. Pixie? I reckon like a hairless rat. Oh, makey rat. Yeah, rats are pretty yuck.

Nah, I can do that. Or a mole type situation. Yeah, rat in general. Just a rat. Yeah, rats are pretty disgusting. You know rats are way cleaner than mice? Really? Yeah.

They're grosser though. Yeah. You reckon? Yeah. My friend had a pet rat once. It was quite cute. My cousins had pet rats with the red eyes, the white ones with the red eyes. Oh, nah.

You should let it crawl all over her head. Nah. Gross. I reckon grosser than all of those things combined. Not combined. Grosser than all those things. And you guys have probably never seen one, so it's not going to impact you as much, but a cane toad.

Oh, they're lumpy boys. They're all warty. Fuck. They are hideous. They have all these glands on the side of their body, right, that release poison. Oh, shit. They're disgusting.

Me and my cousin, because he lived in Cairns up in North Queensland, because they like a really hot human climate, and when we used to go visit them, we would take golf clubs and they'd just be all over the backyard and we'd just hit them with golf clubs. Sorry, Pixie. Which is not vegan. Not vegan.

Unless you hate cane toads. They're pests. They're pests. All creatures have rights unless they're gross. They eat all the good insects and bugs and stuff. All right. Well, if you've got another submission, you can post it on our podcast family page. Some nice posts in there recently, by the way.

Thanks, guys. Was there? Yeah. Someone said they missed us. Oh, that's nice. That is nice. Anything else? You replied to it.

Did I? Yeah. They found the money under the floorboards. My memory's getting worse and worse. All right. Let's get out of here. Bye. Bye. money under the floorboards. Oh, my memory's getting worse and worse. Alright, let's get out of here. Bye! Bye!

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