ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th June 2023

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

Tensions are high as Clint's been wearing 5 inch heels all day and it's finally time to take them off! According to Clint, Bree doesn't understand what that could possibly feel like hahaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party. Let me take my shoes off. I'm so over him today. He's so whingy. No, I'm not. I've done a great job. I've done a great job.

I've done a great job. You've barely heard from me. Mate, we've... It's the end of the day, you've barely heard from me. This is all I've heard all day. Oh, my back. Yeah, my back hurts. I'm in the biggest pair of fucking heels you've ever seen in your life.

And Bree's like, they're not that big. If I saw a woman walk into a bar wearing the shoes, I'd be like, she's a stripper. You're the biggest over-exaggerator ever. They're enormous. They're not, mate. I am so tall in these shoes that I am walking into door frames. You hit your head a few times today. Babe, that's because you're already tall.

Yeah. Yeah. So you imagine. You've never been up this high in your goddamn life, woman. God, you're such a fucking whinger. I'm so over it, girls. I love it when you guys bicker. I'm so over him today.

Nah, nah, nah. I've done a big shift. I'm so over him today. Nah, nah, nah. I've done a big shift. I've done a big shift. No, shut your mouth. You've worn heels. Tell me what a good job I did. Tell me what a good job I did.

You were average. I will say I did give you an out and you didn't take it. That's because he knows he would have heard about it for a long time and he didn't want that. Claudia offered me the chance to take the shoes off when you left the room and I said no. You wouldn't have been able to get them back on. Only because I couldn't get them back on fast enough. You know why you wouldn't be able to get them back on?

Because your feet have probably swelled. Oh, yeah. That happens when you wear heels for a fair while. My feet are the colour of those chipolata sausages that you get from the butcher. You know what you get to experience now? The feeling of taking a high heel off. Yeah, we're going to do that now.

After doing that a few hours. Yeah. Next, you need to put a bra on, wear that for eight hours, and then take it off. That's a good time. I've done that. So good, right? So good. So good.

So good. I did it for more radio content, by the way, okay? I'm not some weirdo. Who's that? What ever. Yeah, okay. We've all done it. It's okay. more radio content by the way okay i'm not some weirdo who's not who's like whatever we've all done it it's okay yeah but i mean the drag queen who gave me these heels to wear said to me just i'll just warn you clint it gets quite addictive no sorry i didn't i didn't get the i didn't get the bug yeah i've not i've not i'm not i won't be i won't be asking to keep these put it that way

Do you understand a little bit Of what we go through now Yeah but self inflicted you choose to wear these Ah we don't You do Sometimes the dress code tells us to be fancy I've known you for three years I've never seen you wear a pair of these

I have I've never seen you in these You of these i have you haven't i've never seen you in these yeah i've only you wore doc martin's to the radio awards societal pressure makes us wear heels literally though like it does to a certain extent like you feel very uncomfortable if you don't wear heels to certain events i know i do, I experienced a lot of societal pressure today. Okay. For you. I was Switzerland for a bit, but now, nah. Ella's come to the dark side.

She's over it. My knees hurt. Oh, God. Okay, anything else? No, if you want to know what I've experienced, I'm sharing with you what I've experienced. I know what you've experienced. Well, you tell me what I've experienced then.

This is an experience. I've got to explain what the experience was, what I fucking experienced. Well, every woman listening will know what you've experienced. I'm not talking in the air. Listen to him. Listen how grumpy. Have you got your period?

Let me out of my shoes. Let me out of these shoes. Let me out of these. I think he's on his period. Let me out of my shoes. Let me out of these shoes. Let me out of these. I think he's on his period. Let me out of these shoes. This is what happens when men get sick as well. They're the biggest punishers. You're such a baby.

Let me out. Let me out. I understand what his wife Lucy says now when she says he's the most annoying person ever. Is this what she gets? This is what she gets. Is this what she gets? Do you reckon she wants me to wear these home? I'd keep them on for an extra hour if she let me.

Wait, what do the calves look like? Can you pull the jeans up? What do the calves look like? I'm trying to reach down to get them. Don't pull your pants down. I'm wearing the wide legs. Your feet. Mate, I the wide legs. Your feet. Mate, I think we got some jumpers.

I think we got some jumpers. Those toes ain't loyal. Those toes ain't loyal. They are swelled up like a balloon. Look at them. Yeah, let me out. Those shoes are screaming, help me. Let me out Of these shoes Those shoes are screaming Help me Let me out

Let me out of these shoes Okay take them off I can't deal with this anymore Take them off Are we taking these off on the podcast Or do we need to take these off for a video Outside of the thing Where are we taking these off

Well Ella can come in and film it Oh my gosh Where are we taking these off? Well, Ella can come in and film it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you look so funny. I need a full tarot. Karma is my boyfriend. You keep saying karma. I offered. Mate.

I offered to wear these. Like a month ago, you made me drink two litres of full cream milk. I paid you $200. You donated to a charity. I've got a charity. It's called My Toes. How much money are you donating? Okay, I will donate $100 to you today for wearing heels, as long as every time I wear heels in the future,

you have to give me $100. That's a good deal. I reckon I would have paid you $100 over the last three years. What? What? As in you've only worn them once in the last three years. Well, not true. $200.

All right, all right, all right, enough. Enough, okay? Enough. I'm taking them off. Claudia, can you play, like, Chariots of Fire or something? Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm ready to go home. I've had enough today. You've had enough.

I've had enough of you. I would have rathered wear the heels than have to deal with your bloody whinge. You couldn't handle wearing these heels. You couldn't handle wearing these heels. You couldn't handle wearing these heels as long as I have. Fuck off. Fuck off, woman. All right, I'm building up to a big reveal. Okay, here we go.

I, Clint Roberts, have worn these heels for five hours, and now it's time to remove them. Four hours. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. The ground never felt so good. I feel short.

Well, you are a lot shorter now. I actually feel short. I got used to being up there over those few hours, and now I feel stumpy. I feel like a little man. Oh, God. Oh, okay. All right, well, well done, me, and congratulations to me. I like how he's the only person congratulating himself.

I did it. Nah, good job. I did it. I will say, good on you for sticking it out. No complaints, nothing. Just toughed it out Like Richie McCaw You're so brave Playing the World Cup

With a broken foot It was one of the most Courageous things I've ever seen Thank you A person go through I'm like Buck Shelford Losing a testicle

And playing on He didn't lose it He ruptured it He ruptured it Yeah Yeah Thank you for clarifying And

Yep Put me on the money Put me on the $5 note Put me on the money I am the Edmund Hillary of shoes Put me on the money. Put me on the $5 note. Put me on the money. I am the Edmund Hillary of shoes. Put me on the money. You are. You're lucky it's a Friday.

You're so funny. Fucking idiot. I think all three of us need at least two days to just calm. I need, yeah, I need to recover from this. That was a lot. That was a lot. So do I. You were like a...

I need the most time off. You were like a whiny toddler All afternoon I'm such a little man down here It feels so weird Alright No international birthday banger Because I'm going to go home

Oh I prepared one We can do it next We'll do it next week See you guys Bye guys Bye Oh.