ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th June 2025

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

Welcome to Producer Claud's birthday party! It's time for presents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bre and Clint, the podcast. Go, go. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O, you can take me hard to go. Happy birthday to Claudia. Ooh, it's sultry. Happy birthday to you, Claudia. Ooh, it's sultry. Happy birthday to you. Claudia.

Oh, good heavens. Happy birthday to Claudia. Claudia. Happy birthday to you. Claudia. Claudia. Good girl. Oh, no. It was already too breathy, I had to take my headphones off.

Bring in the present. Oh finally. Yeah. Yeah, bring in the gift. Do you think we forgot? We didn't forget, we got you a gift. We knew what to do. It's such a good gift.

What do you think it is? Um, a cat. No, you've seen the shape of it. A scooter. Oh, that would be a good gift. A bike. For you to ride to work. I just bought myself A cat. No, you've seen the shape of it. A scooter. Oh, that would be a good gift.

Ooh. A bike for you to ride to work. I just bought myself a scooter. Oh, you did, didn't you? Yeah, so. A normal scooter or an electric scooter? A normal scooter. Like a push one.

Here it is, Claudia. Here it is. Here's your birthday present. Your birthday present. Open it, Claudia. Open the rectangle. Go, Claudia. It's your birthday.

We're going to party like it's your birthday. Go, go, go. The first thing that I've opened. We got you a massive present because it's your birthday. Oh! What the hell? We got you a TV for your birthday. That was the only facet of my personality that I had left. Yeah. And now that's gone. Is this actually a TV? Yes, it's actually a TV.

What the hell? It's a TV for your room. Jesus Christ. And it's got all the apps on it so you can stream and stuff. This is so generous. Claudia's, if you've missed it, Claudia's been making a point of saying that, I don't actually have a TV.

I don't watch TV. That's gonna change your fucking life, that TV in your room. Thank you guys. You're welcome. We were in Claudia's room on Saturday and I was trying to figure out where you'll put it. You might need a wall anchor. Excuse me? What Brie has. She doesn't know where to put it. You're in Claudia's room and you're trying to figure out where to put it.

It was a big night okay you had to be there. Yeah I could have helped you out. I've done it a few times. Oh my god it's a Hey Google TV. Shit yeah. Can I integrate with my Hey Google speaker? It can. Oh my gosh. It's got Chromecast built in too. See now that's a great fucking birthday gift. This is an insane present. It's a great great gift. I'm actually really excited about this. Yeah good. I always am like I don't need a TV. I like how that part of her personality completely out the window. I've got other things it's fine. She's like yeah TV! Woo! It's like environmentalists when they get offered a trip on a private jet, they're like, me? Oh, okay.

Okay! Shit, I can't wait to set this up. Yeah, get a wall bracket maybe. No, no, it's got legs. It can sit on your dresser. Oh, but where will you put it? Well, I'm gonna move my bed, so I actually might be able to put a, you know.

You can sit on your dresser, it can. I'll put it on my window shelf while it's winter and I'm not sitting at my window. Ah, perfect! It actually could live there. That could do that, yeah. Oh yeah, that's not a bad idea. Did you have a good party on the weekend?

I did, I had a really great time. It was exactly what I wanted which was kind of like people that I love in the room and just having fun and low key, you know not in danger or anything. It was great. And you went to town? Yeah. And you did shots? Went to town, had a shot and then had a pizza and then went home.

It was perfect. Did you have a pash? No, I didn't have a pash. Were you actively looking for a pash? My best friend was doing that on my behalf. Oh yeah. She sent me a screenshot of like, you know, when you write in your notes app,

when it's really loud and you like hand it to people. And it was like, Claudia's looking for her boyfriend. I'll read exactly what it said. Oh, boyfriend too much. She listed some of my attributes though. Let me find them. Oh no, Brooke did some of that too. True, Brooke did some of that too. She was helping. My mate Claudia's DTF. She said my friend Claudia is looking for a boyfriend. She has massive tits and

is on the housing ladder. Brooke wrote the housing letter. That's actually a great tinder buyout. That's pretty good eh. Housing ladder. I've got massive tits and a house. Great tits and I own a house. That's pretty good. Own property and I got a proper set of these. These tootsies. These nuts. Big choosies, big mortgage. She's got it all.

And a TV. And a TV. And now a TV in my room. Add it to my qualities. Oh, you can watch porn on that TV in the room. Oh, hell yeah. Hey Google, put on porn. Okay. Putting on. Sorry if they just activated your Google in your car by the way. Putting on

big jugs. Your favourite. Oh my god it activated my Google. Oh no big jugs. Mama. I cannot fulfil this request. Yeah, milk me daddy, milk me. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless and that includes refusing to generate content of a sexual nature. Google assistant. You goody two shoes. You got the child protections on it.

Yeah, and then it's got a winky face. Oh my. Goody goody two shoes. Oh, bye Ella. Sorry. Just tapping and gapping. Where are you going? Where are you going? where are you going the

movies I thought it was something serious sorry the materialists oh enjoy Yeah, I had to go poo. Oh no. Oh, that's weird. Nighttime poos. Yeah, that's weird. I poo three times a day. You know you're still on the podcast, eh? She's just like. She doesn't care. Yeah, she would have said it regardless. She's very open about her bowel movements. I'm a one pooer.

Oh, maybe two in a day. What about you guys? I was enjoying talking about Claudia's birthday. One, two, one. Claudia? One. Hey, that's good. Some people, a friend of mine doesn't poo for five days. Oh, you wouldn't feel very nice. I'd feel horrific. Yeah, you'd feel like- If I don't poo for a day, I'm like, what's wrong with me? Get this out! Help! Give me a cigarette. Get it out of me! Cup of coffee and a cigarette. There's a demon inside! Guys, my mum comes tomorrow.

Does she? Yeah. Cute. Can't wait to see her. When does she get here? That's my mum. That's my mother you're talking about. Is there a State of O this week?

Yes, Wednesday. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. When does she get here? That's my mum. That's my mother you're talking about. Is there a state of O this week? Yes, Wednesday. Do you remember what your mum said last time there was a game on? If they... Lose. If they lose... She'll do a nudie run.

We're going to make that happen. She's here. Thursday nudie run. That's going to be a big show. Big day for the Brian Clint show. This is the award winner. Where should she do a nudie run? It's a good question. It's quite cold at the moment.

Yeah, it is cold. Very cold. Is there a Warriors game this weekend? What the fuck? Send her out onto the field? No, no, no, no, no. I was thinking she could streak around the streets of Mount Smart. no, no, no, no. I was thinking she could streak around the streets

of Mount Smart. Oh. You're a badger. People would be like, what the fuck? She'd get arrested. She would. Warriors, Penrith Panthers, five o'clock Saturday. Yeah, that's gonna be a good game.

Not dark yet at five, so. That'll be sold out. Just for the show. Yeah, definitely wouldn't be dark enough at five o'clock. Five o'clock dinner and the show. That's what my mum would at five o'clock. Dinner and the show. That's what my mum would say, she'd be like, not dark enough.

But maybe, you know, maybe they'll win. Hopefully not though. What? The Warriors? No, the Maroons. No, the Maroons. Oh. Not that I wish that they wouldn't win, but.

Everyone, including New South Wales fans, wants them to win. Because if you're a true fan of state of origin football, then you always want a game three decider. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, oh, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? Like, no, like even like I'm a Queensland fan,

but if we win the first one, like secretly I'm like, oh, I hope New South Wales wins. So then the game three is the big crescendo to the- Otherwise it's pointless. Yeah, yeah. Anyway. Well, we're rooting for New South Wales. What?

So you might have to do a noody run. No. Do you reckon she would have remembered that? Nah. I think when we remind her, she'll be like, oh yeah, that's right. I'd be playing on my mind if I'd made that bet and then I was gonna be in the country for's right. I'd be playing on my mind if I'd made that bet and then I was going to be in the country

for the payoff. True. I'd be on my mind. I can just see what's going to happen. She's going to back out of it and then I'm going to have to do it in her place. Up the blues. Up the blues. Jesus.

Alright, time to go. Chloe's got a TV to set up. Yeah. Jealous. I wish I was getting a TV to set up. Yeah. Jealous, I wish I was getting a TV in my room for the first time, there's no better feeling. You're like a grown up. It'll change your world. I'm never gonna leave my room.

Yeah, you don't have to now. Porn on a TV is a wild concept to me. It's so good though. That is weird, eh? You put just whack it on the old internet browser. Too much chance of getting caught. Anyway. Wait, who are you getting caught by?

Your parents. Wait, are your parents living with you again? My wife. Your wife. Ha ha ha. There's videos on the internet where you can get similar things to that. Anyway, another conversation for another day.

See you later. Five, six, for another day. See you later. Five, four, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go What are you watching in here? This isn't Peaky Blinders.