ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 16th March 2026

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Some scenarios to run past your partner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now from the top, make a job, that's some wet ass. I get a bucket and a mop. That's some wet ass. I'm talking rob, rob, rob, that's some wet ass. Macaroni in a pot. That's some wet ass. Party. Hey guys, welcome to the after party, which we've learned in the last few days.

Could also be a pre-party. And for most people, it is a pre-party. Yeah, pre-party. We asked you, what audio do you listen to these? What do you like more? A pre-party, after party. I like a pre-party now. Okay.

Like a little lube up before I hit the main party. And yeah. Good to know. You do get drier as you get older. Drinks-wise. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was getting at.

Anyway, we asked you what order do you listen to these? And people were pretty forthcoming with, I prefer to listen to it beforehand. My favorite comment was the one that said, I listened to it in whatever order Claudia tells me because I'm scared of her. That was my favorite comment too.

I was going to do something on this podcast last week. And now I forget what it was. and I told you all, don't let me forget. And it was off the back of talking about whether or not we would hook up with Helen Mirren if the opportunity presented itself. Yes. It was more specific than that. It was would you cheat on your partner with Helen Mirren if the opportunity presented?

No, it wasn't cheat on your partner. Would you take the opportunity because you can't ask your partner if you're allowed or not beforehand? Yeah. Yeah. How is that not cheating? well you just guess if they would be okay with it but even if they are okay with it is it not still cheating I don't know

okay depends nah I see I see you've explored the the ethical gray area and I like it I'm just I don't know I mean I've anyway it was a yes from all of us and then I came up with like there was another option I was going to put to you guys

was it Kate Blanchet No I would No it was Kate Winslet Because we were talking about her Remember last week Just if we go Kate Blanchet for a second

I think we probably would But it'd be less I think it's less Of a slam dunk To tell your partner afterwards Because she's less Less what? Econic

What? Excuse me. Kate Blanchett. Then Helen Merrin. What? Jeez, man. Oh, mate. I think you're a bit out of touch on this topic.

I would say Gen Z's no, Kate. Are you? Titanic. That's Winslet. That's Winslet. Yeah, I think Jensies would know Winslet more than the old one. Kate Winslet is definitely on the same level as Helen Mirren. Yes, and that's why I see Kate Blanchett.

But I would argue that Kate Blanchett's up there too. Cape Blanchett is up there, too. Do you know what I mean, though? You go home and you go, an opportunity presented itself with Kate Blanchett. My partner would be like, you. Yeah, and you didn't call me. You better of took her to bedst right away. Okay, all right, all right.

Kate Blanchett, hot A.F. Yeah, man. I feel like I'd have a harder time getting it over the line. What with the Cape Blanchett stuff? No, because, and then I had a caveat to it, because it's like, obviously, Cape Blanchett's younger, blah, blah, blah. But it was Kate Winslet. It was Kate Winslet.

Okay. This is what it was. Here we go. I remember now. This is what it was. Okay. So it's Kate Winslet. Mm-hmm.

And you can't talk to your partner. And you need to make the decision on the spot. And Kate Winslet says, I will also pay you $10,000. And she says, I would also pay you $10,000. She doesn't need to pay any, though. She's paying us. Yes.

do for free. No, I'm not saying it's, it's not just about you, Claudia. I'm saying in terms of if your partner would be pissed off at you or not. I don't think Ryan... Do you know what I'm saying? So I go home and I go, babe. Babe, I've got something to tell you. I've got something to tell you.

Let me start with, I made the family $10,000 today. Yes. Wow, that's great news. How did you do that? That softens the blow. Well, remember the movie Titanic? There was room on this door. You know.

But I'm chah. Well. Who do you think was the most sexable on that movie? Leonardo DiCaprio. Okay, okay. Threesome. Who else? Then the guy that was a dick that was...

He was wearing eyeliner, right? Oh, I am. The husband. The husband who got off the boat. And then it was Kathy Bates. And then it was the captain. Yeah, the captain. And then it was rose, but elderly rose.

84 years. Elderly rose looked like she could fuck. Speaking of elderly, speaking of elderly, I crossed a line into old manhood today. Another one? Yeah, I'm not sleeping well, guys. Well, I am. But I'm not sleeping weird for you. Is your sleep score like a 94 and you're not sleeping well?

92 last night. Oh, my God. Things are dire. Way to piss off all of our listeners by this convoy. Let me explain. I am sleeping well. I'm not sleeping comfortably. And so I have purchased.

Are you guys familiar with a body pillow? Oh my God. Like a pregnancy pillow. Like the anime one. Kind of, yeah. The pillow is like 150 centimetres long. It's a meter and a half.

And you put it in between your legs so your hips and your knees are supported. And then you wrap around it like a koala on a tree. But then these are supposed. support under your neck so that it's essentially to make your whole body like straight line. I bought one. Yeah. I went to bed bath and beyond and I bought one. I think I'm going to need to buy one.

No, it's just straight. Where are you waking up school? My hips are off and I'm waking up. I know, it's so old. And I'm waking up on my back snoring. That's the issue. I don't really give a shit about being a bit stiff in the morning. It's more that I'm getting...

Hey! Morning! I'm getting viciously kicked by my wife in the middle of the night to stop snoring. Turn the microphones off for a second. Oh. Uh, yeah. Barry had an idea for what it was. I don't know.

How long have I been complaining about this? Maybe. Anyway, I bought the pillow. I'm telling you. Wait, turn the microphones off one more time. Okay. See? See how mine started like way, like, you know, sooner?

And now yours is starting. Interesting. Okay. Well, let's see if the pillow solves. I didn't get sign off on the pillow from my wife. And it's a lot of pillow to sit on the bed throughout the day. You're going to have to pay Kate Winslet to have sex with you because your wife's not going to want you after seeing that body pillow.

Literally. That's the other bit. It's a bit icky. It is ick. Yeah. I think it's more, you know, and this is sexist of me. Is it more icky than snoring? This is sexist of me to say.

Yeah, I know what you're going to say. And you're right. Way more ick for a man to have a body pillow. Whereas a woman I'd be like, oh, she's probably got sore hips. Yeah, that's fine. A woman could do anything and we'd be like, yeah, yeah, that's great. But a man, even if I was like, even if I was like, even if I was like, even if I was

outside digging ditches all day and I got a body pillow, you'd be like, ooh, hug, yuck. Like, why can't men have body pillows too? Like, you know who would never. Am I a trailblazer? Yeah. Am I basically a suffragette? But hey, you know who would never be caught dead with a body pillow? You're dead.

My dad. I thought you were going to say, Art Green. Even though he's had a hip replacement, knee replacement, a shoulder replacement. He arguably needed a body pillow. He's got a brand new body. He's good to go. He would never. He wouldn't be caught dead.

Fuck, shall we call you a dead tomorrow and tell him I got a body pillow? That's not going to have your case. Ask his opinion on the body pillow. Yeah, yeah. To wrap this up, we need to sing our bring our song. No, no, no. We never got to the bottom of the Kate. Winslet 10 grand partner.

I just don't want to be a friend. I want to be mentored by her. If I could be an actress, I would get trained by her. I'm DTF. Me too. Nice. Good work, guys. Loozer.

Bye. We get some Kate Winslet. Can I have $10,000 to be your friends? I just want to be mentored by you. Can you tell me what it was like on set of the Titanic? Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.