ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th May 2023

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

Welcome to the After Party! Today Clint gushes over how much he loves Australia and Bree talks about the time she accidentally hit a kangaroo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, is this the after party? Sure is. Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Brie and Clint's after party. Blow my whistle, baby. Topical. Blow my whistle, baby.

For nobody except us. Well, after people listen to this podcast. No, the other podcast. Oh, the other podcast. Because we're two podcasts now. The full podcast. Let's begin. Woo! DJj alligator up in this bitch hey if you've taken a day off the pods uh this is our brand new podcast it's called the after party it's an exclusively non-radio broadcast podcast none of

this has been on the air this is just for you podcast listener just it's exclusive it's vip claudia was that your first experience with dj alligator today have you never heard of him i think my life has changed have you heard of um is it was it tv rock tv yeah yeah yeah have you guys heard of tv rock oh you guys missed out is that a musician? Yeah, DJ. DVR was quite a bit after that. A lot after it, but they haven't heard of him. Oh, I know this song. The creepiest vocal in all of music. Can you tell me more so I can make a playlist of all these weird DJs?

Yeah. What about the body rockers? Shout out to anyone in Brisbane that went to Riverfire. I can't remember what year, but Riverfire Festival and TV Rock was playing at it. And it's like a fireworks festival and it's like a family thing and they had TV Rock there DJing. The Body Rockers. I like the way you move.

Oh my God, I'm writing this down. Is this with Natasha Bath and Thwaite? Yes. It is, eh? From Neighbours. There's so many. No, I forgot about Natasha Bath and Thwaite. Natasha Bath. She's hot.

Speaking of Neighbours, my wife's just been to Uluru and saw Delta Goodrum perform live. What? Oh, yeah. How was it? She said, literally incredible. Yeah, she's a fantastic singer. She opened with the, you'll love this, she opened with the, what's the Qantas Australia song?

Oh, I still call Australia home. Oh, yeah, no, not that one. I am, you are, we are Australia. That song? I am, you are, we are Australia. Did you guys sing that at school? I don't know where that's from. Anyway, Delta opened with that.

Did she? That was her opening song. The Qantas ad is, I've been to cities that never close down. From New York to Rome and old London town. But no matter how far or how something, something ago, I still call Australia home. That ad was massive. I tried to join in there.

It was not good. Hey, imagine being me in that situation. Yeah. Yeah. I've got a bit of an Australia boner at the moment, to be honest. Do you? Yeah. My time over there was I just got the bug.

And I think it's because I went rural. Rural Australia is awesome. I spent a lot of time in my RM Williams boots. You guys? I wore a lot of, in my R.M. Williams boots. You guys? I wore a lot of, like, dark greens and burnt browns and, you know, I just kind of felt the vibe. You guys need to see where I grew up in my parents' place. You would love it.

I would love to. I'd love to see all the animals. Apparently, Claude had a little miniature horse as a kid. Did you have a miniature pony? I had a few miniature ponies. Do you know how obsessed with miniature ponies I am? Are you kidding me? The last radio station I worked at

that's what they got me as a leaving gift was they brought in a miniature pony to the station. And what did you do with it? I patted it. Where is it now? It went to slaughter. No it didn't! No! They just brought it in for the morning and then they went back to the farm.

They don't kill those, do they? No. It was a single-use miniature horse. Yeah. Disposable. But it was the best day of my life. Shout out to Pokey. Oh, that's a cute name.

And Hokey. Hokey and Pokey. No. I don't know if that was their names. I think it was. Hokey. No jokey. Yeah. So anyway, I'm Australia- if that was their names. I think it was. Hokey. No jokey. Yeah, so anyway, I'm Australia-fied at the moment.

I'm an Australia-file. Yeah. I saw kangaroos. I literally saw kangaroos where we were just hopping across the back paddock like it was fucking nothing. There was four kangaroos. We knew they were there because the dog started going. And then the owner goes, oh, there'll be some kangaroos coming.

And I clockwork, a big kangaroo hopped. And then three smaller kangaroos hopped. I was like, that was incredible. And then four more kangaroos hopped past. They always are in packs. They're always in families. It was like, we weren't even that rural. Was Australia real? What is this?

I love how amazed you guys are by that. That's such a basic thing for me. Last year I saw all the cockatoos and I was like, wow! Were they black or white? The thing about a kangaroo though is they look exactly like the silhouette. When you see a kangaroo in full flight

it looks exactly like the tail of a Qantas plane or a wallabies jumper. Oh, not a Wallabies jumper. That's a bit different. A Qantas what? Kangaroos are one of my favourite animals. My next door neighbour, they used to hand raise joeys that have been, like their mums have been hit by cars

and they'd hand raise the baby joey. So we got to hang out with baby joeys all the time. It was pretty cool. Remember the highlights from Bathurst when a kangaroo would hop onto the racetrack and it would get hit by a v8 supercar at like 300 kilometers an hour yeah i i hit a kangaroo when i was on my um dirt bike once yeah what were you okay no it threw me like because i hit it solid day and they're solid as shit. Luckily, it was quite a small one.

It wasn't one of the big male ones. Well, not luckily for the kangaroo. No, it was okay. Was it? Yeah, I wasn't going super fast, but I came off the bike, though, big time. Went straight down. They're trying to fight you afterwards. Went straight out down into this ditch.

No! Only the male, the dominant male in a family pack is aggressive. The other ones aren't aggressive. I reckon I could take on a kangaroo. Mate, their tails are probably the scariest thing. Have you seen their tails? They're just all muscly. They're so girthy.

Yeah, real girthy. Do you know what's fascinating about them? When they're pregnant, you can just open their pouch up and see the little things sucking on the mom's umbilical cord. Does the baby gestate in the pouch? You can just see it. When they're pregnant? Yeah, literally you can look.

When they're pregnant? It's just vibing in there. Go, go Google it now. Nah, technically I think they birth the joey. But it's like not even. No, no, wait. I think technically they birth the joey. Out the can Not even No no wait So they I think technically They birth the joey

At the cangagina At the cangagina And then it crawls up Into the pouch Because it's still It's pretty much You can't just pop the hood And see a growing baby

That has been born yet But pretty much Because it's like Looks It has no fur And nothing on it And it's full of mucus in there Yeah and then it crawls

Like from the cangagina Up to the Up to the pouch And then lives in there, right? Yeah, and then it crawls from the kangaroo giant up to the pouch and then lives in there for like, I want to say six months. Yeah, quite a while. Do the cartoons do us dirty to make us think that the kangaroo pouch was this clean, dry just place to hang out? Oh no, it's yuck.

Cartoon's always like, I need to get across Australia. I'll just hop in a kangaroo pouch. You cannot. You cannot. You know. Yuck. More like a slime pouch. Did you try that on me? Also, disrespectful to the kangaroo. Yeah.

Don't do that. Stay out of my kangagina and stay out of my pouch. You know what something is that is amazing that you need to do at least once in your life? Giant drop at Dreamworld? I've done that a couple of times. No, it's to see a platypus in the wild. Yes. Yes. It's one of the rarest animals in your life. Giant drop at Dreamworld? I've done that a couple of times. No, it's to see a platypus in the wild. Yes, yes! It's one of the rarest animals in the world. Wow. It's one of the weirdest animals in the world. And one of the weirdest because they are a mammal but they

lay eggs. That's right. One of the only animals that do that. It's an entirely strange place, Australia. It's so isolated and it was just left to be this place for millions and millions and millions of years apart from the aboriginal people of course who lived with the land one of the oldest living civilizations ever and it just you just produce these like you imagine being charles darwin and arriving in australia and just being like holy shit what the fuck the fuck, bro? What the fuck? Imagine seeing an echidna.

You see two platypus crawling out your child's tower and you're like, what are those? Put it back. It's not ready. Yeah, bilbies. What's a bilby? Oh, bilby. Oh, they're nearly extinct.

But a bilby is like, it's a marsupial. It's like a, it's not a big, I don't want to say it's a big rat Because it's way cuter It's way cuter They've got huge ears They're real cute They're like rabbit rats Yeah

Kind of like a rabbit rat I took my girls home Toy wombats I love wombats Oh my god They're obsessed with their wombats Have you guys ever seen a wombat? Nah.

Oh, my God. That's so cool. Don't they have square poopies? Yeah, they do. Yeah. You should watch wombats on TikTok. Blow your mind. If you want to see any of these animals, go to Australia Zoo.

It's pretty amazing there. And there's a wombat at Australia Zoo that literally just walks around, like, not in an enclosure. It just walks around the park. What? Yeah. And you can, like like pat it and stuff we should get paid from tourism australia for this i feel like we should get some kind of

access to the quantus lounge or something oh i'd love access to the quantus this feels like a great you know what i really want i really really pyjamas. Have you guys ever felt Qantas pyjamas? No. So if you're in like business class or whatever, you know, the fancy ones, you get given pyjamas and the Qantas ones are so fucking nice. Yeah. I really want a pair. Whose Qantas pyjamas did you touch?

My cousin who flew one time for business and then he's got heaps of pairs of them because he used to fly for work. Yeah. And he gave me some for Christmas once because he knew how much I love them. Oh, yeah? They're real good.

Cheaper than getting them in business class. People who have Qantas pyjamas listening to this will go, oh, yeah, she's so right. I flew business home from Perth. Oh, can't you? I didn't pay for it. You, she's so right. I flew business home from Perth. Oh! Can't you? I didn't pay for it. You did not! I did, I did. Look at him, girl!

I got a free upgrade. Ooh la la. I didn't know we were in the presence of royalty. You guys so often. Royalty! And that's a really long flight. But it wasn't Air New Zealand, it was like a replacement aircraft. It was an airline called Vamos. Why was it a replacement?

Because Air New Zealand doesn't have enough planes at the moment. But it was the best. My seat was 1A. Oh, nice. You know what would be better? What? 1D. 1D?

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