ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th November 2023

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

What did you reeeally want as a kid? For Bree it was a motorbike and for Clint it was a dirt bike. You can really tell the middle children from the oldest children in this chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Holes, whips and chains and holes, whips and chains. Are you ready, Claudia? Porn ready. Claudia hates being asked if she's ready because she's always ready. I'm always ready. She's always ready. What about when Taylor Swift asks you?

Are you ready for it? Bow, bow, bow! Were you? Yeah, I was. I say she boosts the bass in that song. Like, it's kind of like... More than she's already boosted it. Are you ready for it? It's like, bow, bow, bow. But, like, when I go see her in February,

I want more, like, are you ready for it? Like, just, like, blow the hair off people. Okay. Yep. Please. That's the energy we're coming in with today. I see how this is gonna go.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. No one has to know. Oh, oh, oh, oh. In the middle of the night In my dreams This is Sandstorm for white chicks, eh? You know a really boring fact?

Yeah, always This song helped me finish a crossword Fuck yeah Fuck, that is boring Yeah, I know That is so boring The bar was low, but you went under it If there's time later on, can you retell that story?

Yeah. Because I thought that was a good story. I'll give you all the details. Okay, sweet. Can we do a separate podcast about it? Actually, I'm just in the mood to maybe brighten up the chat with some dream chat after that. Oh, yeah. It's really nice of you guys to take an interest in my interest.

You are welcome, Claudia. Maybe some budgeting chat as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, that could round us off nicely. Really dry us out. Look, full transparency. We're having a drink. All of us are having a drink.

Mine's finished. I'll finish mine right now. Well, we're going to a festival. I'm not even recording this. Aren't we? We're going to a festival. Yeah, we're going to Sexpo. Can't wait.

Have you guys ever been to Sexpo? No, I've never been. I don't think it's a team building exercise. What the heck is that? I don't think it happens anymore. I watched a guy paint a picture with his penis. Yeah. And then I watched another woman ride on this saddle

and have an orgasm. It was a wild day. You went there? I had to go because I had to review it for the radio station that I was working for. I think it used to be called, in New Zealand, I think it used to be called Erotica. Oh, yeah.

Sexpo is way more interesting. Sexpo is way more to the point. Because it's an expo and it's about sex. Sexpo. It's a great name. Yeah. Sexpo. There used to be, to launch Sexpo or Erotica here in New Zealand,

a parade down Queen Street called... Penis parade. No, no, no. Instead of flagpoles, they were penises. No. Boobs on bikes. Boobs on bikes, yeah, good. And it was just ladies with their boobs out on the back of motorcycles

and the motorcycles just drove down Queen Street. And it was the weirdest thing because everybody came out at lunchtime to see the boobs. Something like a Thursday. I feel like that's not safe. The boobs should have had a helmet on. Yeah, or at least a little leather vest or something. It's like, you know, the men, if they were nude on the bikes, some men would have helmets on.

Yeah, some wouldn't. No, but the men without, they can't ride nude. Some would have a little hoodie on. Because they don't have helmets on. Yeah, some wouldn't. No, but the men without, they can't ride, dude. Some would have a little hoodie on. Because they don't have helmets on. They'd be cold. You know the Expo Big Boys toys? Yeah. As a kid.

So I think, is it cars? It's cars and motorbikes. As a kid, I had no idea what it was. But friends of mine, I was probably like eight years old, and they're like, oh, we're going to this thing, it's called Big Boys toys. And I was like, I don't think I can go to that. I'm too young for that. And I literally was too scared. How old And they're like Oh we're going to this thing It's called Big Boys Toys And I was like I don't think I can go to that I'm too young for that And I literally was too scared

How old were you? Probably eight Oh yeah You're too young I can't go to Big Boys That's sexy I can't go to that Oh you thought

Big Boys Toys was sexy I thought Big Boys Toys What is that? God You were very In tune eight year old No Big Boys Toys is not sexy I know but it sounds sexy

It does right Oh okay And I was so embarrassed that they were openly inviting me to this thing. I'm more worried that you weren't a boy. I wasn't a big boy. I was a little boy. You're a little boy. Yeah. Were you a tomboy when you were younger, Cor?

Oh, absolutely. Do you think I was? Yeah. Without a doubt. Ridiculous question. My sister? I want to play netball, me. I want to play soccer. Only boys are playing soccer. I don't give a shit. I'll play question. My sister, I want to play netball. Me, I want to play soccer. Only boys are playing soccer. I don't give a shit.

I'll play anyway. Yeah, I'll beat them. What do you want? What would be the ideal present? What do you want? A motorbike? Nice. I asked for a motorbike.

I asked for a motorbike from my parents for 10 years. Did you get one? Yeah, I got one on my 11th birthday. On your 11th birthday? Yeah, I reckon I asked for one since I was one. Did you get like a motorbike? So you were asking for a motorbike when you were one years old? Probably from four.

Probably from four years old because I'd ridden on a Pee Wee 50 that our neighbours had. And I was asking for a motorbike since I was four. Yeah, I wanted one so bad. God, and when I got one. Yeah. Holy shit. You'd wrap up the backfield. It was the best day of my entire life.

I wanted a dirt bike so bad. And we got a scooter, which was awesome. But, you know. Not the same. It took a bit of mental compromise in my mind. I wanted a kid's ADCC dirt bike. That's what I had. Yeah, that's what I wanted.

The blue Yamaha one. I didn't have a Yamaha KTM. Yeah. Still fucking cool what I wanted. The blue Yamaha one. I didn't have a Yamaha KTM. Yeah. Still fucking cool. I wanted a skateboard. I love my scooter so much, but if I... I used to ride my motorbike in no shoes. Oh, my God.

Did you have a helmet? Yeah, I had a helmet. You wanted to be safe. I didn't wear it most of the time, though. Good girl. We had a helmet. We didn't really wear it. I get so mad when I see cyclists without a helmet.

I used to make jumps. You know what you do? You know what you do if you see them? I yell at mad when I see cyclists without a helmet. I used to make jumps. You know what you do? You know what you do if you see them? I yell at them. I go, put your helmet on. You ram them. You just slap them on the back of the head as you drive past them. Yeah, that's a good idea.

You ram them right in their bike. Right in the jacks. I used to make jumps up in the farm for my dirt bike. And I'd, like, dig up certain whatever and I'd put, like, planks of wood down. I'd make, like, whatever and I'd put like planks of wood down I'd make like a sweet jump fun and this one time I made this jump and I hit my hit my face on the handlebar and I swear my two front teeth and it was all out didn't didn't jump the bike anymore after that but shit I did some sweet doughies on it

you still have it? You know what? You know what's crazy is like maybe five years ago, because we've got four wheelers at home now, I was riding around the farm and at one part of the farm that's sold now on the apple farm, but at one, because the farm is enormous, like it's huge, but there's this one section of the farm, which is kind of like a junk heap. And it's like junk there's this one section of the farm which is kind of like a junk heap and it's like junk that's not like rubbish but it's like maybe like metal or like broken

down like a scrap heap kind of thing and one day like when i went home after i hadn't been living at home for years but i was riding on the four-wheeler and i was riding past this scrap heap which has like rotary hose in it and like old it has an old horse and cart that they used to drag through the apple trees yeah no shit so it's an old cart that they used to attach to a horse that had a thing on the back of it where they'd put the apples in when they'd pick it through the apple lanes like that should be in the museum or something it should be anyway I was driving past the scrap lanes. I feel like that should be in the museum or something. It should be, yeah. Anyway, I was driving past. Museum, I don't want your shit, Pat.

Driving past the scrap heap and I've looked over and I saw my old dirt bike in the scrap heap. Sacrilege. In the scrap heap? Yeah. I mean, my dad bought it secondhand. It was already on. But it was. It was at the end of its life.

Yeah, but he should have framed that for you so you could have it in your house. I looked at it. It made me real sad. I was like oh, good memories. Good memories hurting myself on that bike. You should get it out and repair it like a... I think it's beyond repair. No, it should be your project.

You should rebuild that thing from the ground up. For my kid. Yeah, hot. Film it on TikTok. You know what made me really angry? Should I be angry about this? So you just heard how I'd asked for a motorbike since I was four, got one when I was like 11 or 12. Yeah.

Do you think I should be mad that my sister, right, my first nephew, Jonty, he got a motorbike when he was one and couldn't even stand up properly. Who did he get it from? His parents. That's not all right. No, different parents. Yeah, different parents. You can't be mad up properly. Who did he get it from? His parents. That's not all right. Nah, different parents. Yeah, different parents.

You can't be mad about that. You can be jealous. You also can't be mad if your parents got it for him because they're grandparents now. Nah, that's fucking bullshit. I'll be mad at them all I want. Nah, they get spoiled. Nah, nah, fuck the grandparents.

You need to be fair. Fair? Fair is such a crock of shit. No, it's not. You know what? It actually isn't a crock of shit. It is a crock of shit. No, it's not. You know what? It actually isn't a crock of shit. It is a crock of shit when it comes to the grandkids. Nah.

You're saying that the grandparents shouldn't be fair with all the grandkids. No, fair across the grandkids. But you're not, you shouldn't be able to show up at Christmas and go, I see what you got, Jonty. I wasn't saying that. I wasn't saying that. I wasn't saying that.

Clint, are you an oldest child? Yes. Brie, are you a middle child? Yes. You can tell, right? Bloody privileged fucking oldest child over here. He's always gotten whatever he wants. No, that's not true.

It's true. It's not true. It's not true. No, listen. It's not true. Claudia, that's what an oldest child would say. It is, absolutely. No, listen. Look at them trying to justify it. They don't get it, listen. I'm never the oldest. Claudia, that's what an oldest child would say. No, listen. Look at him trying to justify it.

They don't get it, Ella. They don't get it. So I have wanted, like, you grow up, you want a double bed. You want a double bed when you're older in high school, just like to stretch out. Would never be allowed one, ever. Ever. And now I still have a king single and my two younger sisters have double beds.

You sold your double beds. They don't get it. They younger sisters have double beds. You sold your double beds. They don't get it. They don't get it. You literally sold your double beds. Oh, Ella. Honestly. We, Ella. It's so uncomfortable.

My room's too small. You moved out of home and then you were welcomed back in with open arms and that's why you've got a king single. As the eldest children, we blaze a trail for the others too. We do. Genuinely. Because they learn from us. Yeah, we walk so the

younger siblings can run it's nice to have something in common with them you know white privilege, this thing called eldest child privilege there's also a thing called Kelly Rowland privilege and we're going to use it and we're going to go and watch her live in concert right now hell yes

have a good podcast everybody see you tomorrow bye bye bring the bass in Hell yeah. Shit yeah. Have a good podcast, everybody. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Yeah. Bring the bass in. Boom, boom, boom. I was like, yeah, that.

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