ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th October 2023

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

As we've found out, Clint is the handy-man of the team, but never trust him to pick the wall-paper for your house...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. Falafel. No. Yours sounds like falafel. Falafel. Sounds like someone's falling. Anyway, you're excited for your big falafel dinner. I don't know how good they're going to be because I bought in bulk.

Where are you getting them? From where? From Gilmore's. Are they pre-made falafels? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know you usually have falafel. And that's where they get dry.

You need to make sure they're not dry. Oh, well, I'll have a heap of sauce with them. Yeah, make them moist. I'm going to have tahini sauce or a coriander sauce. You get that little pot of it, and then you can roll your own ones, and then you put them in the oil to cook them. Yeah, there you go, Clint. Yeah.

No, I can't be fucked, am I? No, mash them all up. It's really not that hard. I've never done it myself, but I've watched my wife do it. You're not allowed to comment on cooking things. I would love to see Clint cook. Until you cook a lovely meal for your wife. I encourage Clint.

Do you remember when I encouraged him? I showed him this pasta and I was like, it's easy. You should cook a meal for your wife. That pasta was delicious too. You didn't cook it? No, I sent the recipe to my wife. Exactly. Maybe you should try cooking something. Isn't that something nice

that you could do for her? This is what marriage is about. It's about knowing your strengths. And I haven't asked her to repaint the bathroom and she hasn't asked me to cook dinner. Have you done a good job of the bathroom? Nope, but I'm doing it. Who paints anymore? I thought people just spray.

We're getting wallpaper oh i've got to get it ready for the wallpaper oh fuck i'm learning a lot about what i can't do yeah i really see i would already know the stuff that i can't do yeah and you think you're just going to put up wallpaper and then they're like no you've got to sand the walls and then you've got to paint the trims oh yeah you're going to paint the trims then you've got to paint the ceiling and if you're going to paint the ceiling then you've got to sand the ceiling. And if you're going to paint the ceiling, then you've got to sand the ceiling. I'm like, fuck! Yeah, it's so annoying. But I'm doing good.

Got a bit of paint on my hands. Have you finished? Do you have calluses? From a paintbrush? Also, can I just say, interesting choice putting wallpaper in a bathroom. Yeah, why? Oh, wallpaper's come a long way, babes. I know, but I just-

Waterproof? Like, yeah, I just feel like just feel like it's paper, wallpaper, and then it gets condensation-y in there. You actually shouldn't have condensation in your bathrooms. You should have a well-ventilated bathroom. Yeah, but we live in Auckland. And naturally, let's be real. Yeah, I took the blind down to paint the window frames.

Covered in black mould. Same with our bedroom. Like, yes, it shouldn't be, but it always is in Auckland. Well, when that happens, Brie, I'll take care of it because I'm the DIY guy. Oh, fuck, but how annoying. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

And what kind of wallpaper? Sorry, I'm interested. I love homewares. Yeah, yeah. Like, is it a real, like, is it a bright pattern? I wanted a really busy pattern. Like, I wanted, like, like tropical, like birds and leaves. No, no, no.

Kind of like a rainforest design. You know how you said before, like you should know your strengths? Yeah. Well, guess who chose the wallpaper? Not you. Lucy. Oh, I'm shocked. Oh, shocked.

She's going for a striped pattern. Is it green? It does have green in it. Yes, good. Yeah, there's a green in it. Green in a bathroom is so nice. Green cream and with a gold pinstripe in it. Green cream, you'll see you peen.

Yeah, green. Well, you are in the bathroom. Don't forget to wash your... Yeah. Yeah, anyway. I painted my bathroom purple. What? Are you?

My little single downstairs toilet painted it purple. Fun. The party bathroom. It's the party loo. You should paint it like the Chamber of Secrets. What does that look like? I don't know, just like Harry Potter themed. And then when people go, what's the going?

You're like, oh, it's the Chamber of Secrets. I don't want to do that. Why not? Isn't the Chamber of Secrets more of a cave? Yeah. It's scary. It's flooded. Paint it asrets more of a cave? Yeah. It's scary. It's flooded. Paint it as a cave.

Paint it cave colour. It's too small. Paint it as a vagina cave. I'll get claustrophobic. Paint it as a vagina cave, like the one that Cara Delevingne's got in her house. Yeah, vagina cave. She's got a vagina tunnel you can call that. Paint it like it's a vagina.

And the legs like, you know, and then when you open the door. It's a great idea. It's going to add value to the house too. Yeah. When I, if I, when I, if I ever am able to buy my own home, I'm going to make it super quirky. That's the thought I've got in my mind. And then you watch, I'll buy a house and I'll be like.

White. Painted all white, players, sir. White, white, white. You're about to be like, we're not fucking doing that The whole thing The backyard Put on just natural grass That's it That's what inevitably happens

Because it's easier You can't be fucking bothered And you just want something That's going to last for ages Anyway what is this The Block Let's get out of here Enjoy the other podcast

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