ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 16th September 2024

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

A harmless prank has backfired and Producer Claud needs to come clean. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For a few years, in the 1970s, the Mr Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of play. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Then he just pulled out a gun, shot her in the back of the head, and then said to Wayne, you're going to help me bury her. This is Mr Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint After Party, where we have consumed more cashew nuts than any human being should consume in a day. They shouldn't serve cashew nuts in that big a bag. I've had way too many. Do you guys know how many cashew nuts a human being is supposed to eat a day? Isn't it like a healthy amount or a non-toxic amount?

What's the healthy? Well, before they become bad for you, do you know how many cashew nuts you can have? 15. More. That's a handful. More? 18.

Okay. You can have 18 cashew nuts a day How many do you think you guys have had? Brie how many cashew nuts do you think you've had? Probably 80 She's eaten from the snack-a-changy salted giant cashew nuts bag Yummy Snack-a-changy done it again

Anyway Claudia you had something you wanted to talk about Yes I've done a silly and there's something I need to come clean about I think she shouldn't, to be honest. Shouldn't come clean? I'm annoyed. I wanted it to keep going.

The reason I'm coming clean is because I've ended up playing myself. And I'm like, I've come off worse off in the situation. I am intrigued. Yeah.

There's audio proof of what I thought was a funny gag. Clint, there's some purple buttons. If you'd like to click the first one. Do I know about this? No. On the podcast?

On the podcast wall or on the normal wall? Audio one, podcast wall. Purple button? Purple button. Okay. No, not that. What colour do you think purple is? That is bright pink.

Oh, I thought that's purple. That's purple. Oh, there. Oh, my gosh. Clint. You blinded that. Are you joking? You look at those and you think that one's purple. No. What the fuck is wrong with him?

It's clear that one's pink and one's purple. I thought they were blue. Okay. Okay, the blue one then. Okay, resume the tension that we had before. Okay. Clunt, please click the blue button. Could you please click the blue button?

I think I'm going to go with Brie. I'm just a three or five. You're coming over here to the dark side, eh? I thought we never chose Brie's song. Oh, sorry, I forgot. Normally, but she can't resist a bit of pitbull. And now number two, please. We're going split again.

Oh, okay. Claudia, who's the winner? You always give me the hard choices. I'm going to go with... Bree's one, I think. Oh, you made the right decision two days in a row. Two examples of Claudia choosing Bree. Number three.

And birthday banger. Please. Claudia's going to have to pick the winner. What is it, Claude? I was going to give it to Ella, but she's got sticky orange hands at the moment Oh, yuck, Ella Make the call, you can do it

All three are up for grabs That's difficult Yeah, I'm going to go with three Shake your tail feather, I think I don't know Can I say something before you say anything, right? So how long have you been on this show? Two and a bit, almost two and a half years

For two and a half years for two and a half years i've had to endure you never vote for me ever like you always vote for clint i reckon you voted for me maybe once in the two and a half years and i noticed last week i said what the fuck is going on she never votes with me and now all of a sudden, three times in one week something's up. It's not personal that usually. It's just that I don't like the song that you put. You have bad taste. You have bad taste in music. But what I did

I was like, this will be fun. Let's just get in their heads. I'm going to vote for Brie's song every day this week. You only did it three times. We only gave you the option three times. Yeah, you guys voted together. You know how good that made me feel? Because two and a half years you've never voted for me

and now it's all a lie. You know what happened? I had to vote for Shake Your Tail Feather over Lips of an Angel by Hinder. I was fucking weirded out by that. The right decision. Terrible. Shake your tail feather.

Worse than that. Is lyrical genius. Worse than that. You had to compromise on your morals. I know. And vote for P. Diddy. I know. In 2024.

And I had to be like, oh, I don't know, it's a really hard choice, but I'll give you exactly what the right choice was. You bloody fucking hypocrite. You're sitting over there going, don't vote for P. Diddy. Bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. You're sitting over there going, don't vote for P.E. Diddy.

Bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. You will listen to, you look me in the face and tell me you don't listen to Michael Jackson in your car. This hit, Michael Jackson. Look me in the face. There was no Michael Jackson songs in there. We're not even talking about Michael Jackson. You look me in the face and you tell me.

I listen to Michael Jackson all the time. So you can't say a thing? I wasn't talking about my morals. I was talking about Claudia's morals, okay? And you had to compromise on them. Yeah, and I don't feel proud of it. I was going to say credit to you for sticking with the bit, even when it came time to vote for P. Diddy.

It really hurt me. Oh, I feel so bad for you guys. It's not even P. Diddy. It's just me. Oh, I feel so bad for you guys. It's not even P. Diddy. It's just that that song is not as good as that Hinda song. You can all suck a dick because I have to endure months and years of never ever getting voted for and then it turns out it's all a fucking lie. Listen, I'll say the first two were real. You can all suck it.

The first two were real. It's just that last one, it pained me too much. No, wait. The first two were real. It's just that last one, it pained me too much. No, wait. The first two were real. Yeah, they were. I don't know what to believe anymore, Claudia. I really don't. No, genuinely, they were real.

Me neither, to be honest. I've also been lied to. I don't believe you. I think we need to... They're playing games now, aren't they? I'm trying something out, and I didn't like how it made me feel. I don't like how it's making you guys feel, so I'm just saying... I was fine. I'm not going to do it again.

I was feeling great because I've never had my song chosen in two and a half years. I was feeling fantastic. Look what you've done. Now I feel like shit. Yeah, look what you've done. Now you've hurt me. Can I go home, please? Yeah, don't come back.

Okay, perfect. Thank you. This is what I wanted all along. It would have been better if it was the whole week. I must say. I tried, but you guys kept agreeing. I reckon. Oh, true.

I probably wouldn't have noticed if you'd done the rest of the year and then you'd told us at Christmas. I didn't want to keep going. I noticed straight away because I literally don't think you've ever voted for my song. You're like, oh, my God. I think I did comment on it at the first time. I was like, you never choose Brie. I do sometimes choose Brie, but me and Clint have really similar music taste.

Like, hardly ever. Hello? Oh, well. The truth is out there, I guess. What is that? Oh, it's breezy. Michael Jackson. Well.

Are you Ryan out there? Yeah. Ella needs to take a chill pill. Guys, I'm sorry for what I did. I promise I won't do it again, okay? I was going to do it today, but you guys agreed.

Listen to it. She got stuck with a guilty conscience. What do we agree on today? We're playing Nelly. Nelly, hot in here. Yeah, you have to play Nelly as much as you can before he gets cancelled too. It's coming.

I really hope it doesn't. I feel like I'm watching Glee. We need to get Ella home before the sun goes down. I know. See you guys tomorrow. She's growing hair in places. I'm a dog.