ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 16th September 2025

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

A big first for Clint this week - he's experiencing his first ever tummy ache. Please don't try to figure out what word I had to bleep...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey guys, there's a word in this podcast that I shouldn't have said. So if you're under age or you're listening with young people, don't. I'm having a party. A party for two. You know what I'm experiencing for the first time in my life? Love. You guys will have experienced plenty. Appreciation.

No, no, no, no. Unconditional love. A realization that, oh my goodness, these guys are fantastic. A lack of money. An erection. These are very funny And all wrong I've run out

I got sore tummy problems You never get sore tummy problems I never get sore tummy problems And I've always thought that people who have sore tummy problems I've always seen them as weak And for the first time I'm in my life You said to me a few years ago Stop complaining about your endometriosis

It's not real I did hear you say that Holy shit Clint I said period Shmeread Yeah what are you talking about period pain. A lot of hooey, I believe you said.

You would infuriate me sometimes. They're all joking, obviously. The person who's not joking is me, the victim. And I'm worried. No, excuse me, I would not bring that up on this show. I've got a sore tummy. I've got a sore tummy. When you say sore tummy, how long have you had this sore tummy?

So, I've had the sore tummy for going on just over a week now. And it constantly feels upset. And I think I know what did it. And I'm worried I've destroyed my tummy. inside machine. I will have to... Can I give my two cents? Yeah.

I think it's your diet. It always comes down to your diet with these kind of things. Well, interestingly, I've... It's very rare that it's anything else. Interestingly, I've fallen off my diet in the last week. So maybe my body got used to the diet, the bland, boring diet I've been eating. Did you add salt to something? Maybe there's too much...

Whoa, what's this? Pepper. Flavor. Variation. And now I don't know. Was there something that you did eat? So, no, but what I did do is I seriously up to my creatine intake. That's what it is then?

Yeah, and I've heard that that can upset your tummy. You don't do that. So then I stopped altogether, and I've gone off it altogether. I'm having a trial separation. That's what it is. But I've been off it for a week. You're off the creatine. But now I'm one of those people who has tummy issues,

and every person I've ever met who has tummy issues doesn't know what it is either. And they're always like, maybe it's gluten. and maybe it's dairy. And welcome to the world of having tummy problems because it is a long road. Normally, normally it will sort itself out. But chronic tummy issues are horrendous. When I was younger, I had horrific, horrific tummy pains.

So bad that I would come home from school every day. And this went on for months and months. And then my mum would take me to the doctor and the doctor would say to My mum, I think she's faking it so she can get out of school. That's awful. And my mum looked at this doctor. It was a small town doctor. Not saying that all small town doctors are bad, but this one was.

And she said, I know my daughter. She loves school. It's not the case. Anyway, eventually I had to get an endoscopy where they put the camera down your throat into your stomach to have a look. And I had a stomach ulcer that spanned two thirds of my stomach. And the doctor said you were faking it And the doctor said I was faking it And guess when I would always complain

And want to come home from school After lunch Is that morning tea? When you eat, yeah When you eat What happens in your stomach? Acid. Acid starts jumping around your stomach

And it would be literally Jumping into an open wound That was my stomach ulcer I heard Horrible A stat that saw tummy is the biggest reason that kids go to the doctor and again it's the hardest thing to diagnose it's really hard it shouldn't be dismissed in the way that it was for you but they're always

like yeah yeah could be and the doctor's like hey this could be something really serious or it could be nothing at all yeah yeah it's terrible what was the worst thing you guys had as a kid that was pretty bad for me i had lots of uti's i got to go to the hospital oh i had that too as a kid i had that too on my birthday i had bernie wees i've got this traumatic memory of having to go to this x-ray room and pee into like a it's like a watering can situation and there's a whole room of people there watching me do the week. Oh that's not fun

I couldn't do it. Did you guys ever have a burst ear drum as a kid? I had a burst ear drum a couple of times and one time I said to my mum my ears kind of sore and she took me to the doctor and he looked at it and he goes she's got a burst ear drum

and you're like it hurts a little bit and I was like it kind of hurts a little bit I would get tonsillitis constantly, all the time. Still have my tonsils, though. Is it a young kid thing to get tonsillitis? No, I still get it all the time. I think if you're going to have tonsillitis a lot, then they take your tonsils out and they usually do that when you're a kid.

They did that with Liam. Oh, tech dude. They say it's so much worse that surgery if you get it as an adult. You're not allowed to reveal other people's private medical information. I'll take that out then. I'm sure he's open. Same with getting chicken pox later in life. I thought I was getting chicken pox or some scratchy.

Have you not had him? Have you not had it? I have had it. But my ankles, weirdly are always edgles. When I needed to get my wisdom teeth out a few years ago, everyone were like, oh, a bit late, like so much worse as an adult. And I'm like, you can't say that to me because I have to have it done. Measles. No, my wisdom teeth.

Did you have all four or once? Yes. Oh, terrible. And they were like, so much worse, so much worse. And I was like, I don't have an option. Most people have them out as an adult. Most people have them out as an adult. No, but like the old, I think what she's saying is the older.

Oh, old like Claudia. I had mine out when I was like, you're way old of me. Yeah, my wisdom teeth are out, babes. I got done on my 20s. I was 29, I think, when I did mine. Yeah, so that is a little bit older. I haven't scared of me. And I was so scared about what I would say.

You were getting a bit long in the tooth. You interrupted her for that? I don't get it. It's wisdom teeth and. They had to come. out and you are old I got it I don't get it

I got it yeah pretty come on guys this is a supportive environment guys guys I have a sore tummy yes he's got his tummy God have you

have you had any hardship in your life I don't think yes have you yeah yeah I have I have

don't put me on the spot he's never scored a goal in soccer Oh true Yeah That would have been hard I'm self-made man Thank you very much

I pulled myself up With my bootstrapped What are your biggest hardships All this is deep Oh I'm not interested in complaining Hey Just give us one hardship

Um He forgot that he already had lunch And he bought second lunch So he had two lunches Oh I did have to have two lunches today That is a big problem Yeah Um

No I'm not here to win I'm just here to... It's because you can't think of anything, isn't it? You're going to persevere. You can't think of anything. You don't have to say. Some people say that's even braver. Let's get out of here.

Some, is it you that's saying that? Maybe. What did I say today on the show? I love myself. Yes. I have no flaws. No, yeah, because today, so these are a couple of, yeah, today I said if there's one physical like thing you would change about yourself, what is it?

And I said I would change. Your skin color. My skin to make it like a nice, brown tan skin Claudia said everything which that's grim very grim and then Clint goes not a thing

No there was not my words There was not my words No my words were I'm good Same thing That's what you should aspire to Love it I admire it I'm ugly

Shouldn't drag down the person in the group Who doesn't want to change anything about themselves Because that's what you're supposed to But what if it's when that's the person that needs changing the most. No, I want to be with Clint is one day. No, trust me. We only rip on you because we're jealous.

We know you can take it. And trust me, I can. He needs to be knocked down a few pigs. So if you're listening to this right now and go, stop picking on Clint. He needs this. We're keeping him honest. I don't. I need you to go to my Instagram and follow me and send me more compliments.

More? Actually, if we're asking for that, I'll take that too. Oh, me too. Well, Bree, really needs it. Claudia's desperate for me. Claudia needs it the most, actually. If you could only spare time for one, do Claudia for just to meet first. Claudia needs a compliment.

Clench. Don't. Don't, don't tell you know. Don't Google it. You know, one time I explained to my mum what it was. No. I want to know. Don't Google it on the work computer.

That is an actual advice. Tell me off here. Go ask Brooke. Hey guys, there's a word in this podcast that I shouldn't have said. So if you're underage or you're listening with young people, don't. I don't know what it is. Put that at the start. And if it's too late, then it means a Mexican entree.

That's right. It's like eggs in tomato. Yeah, it's so yum. Yeah, with coriander on top. In a sizzling pan. Is it worse than the word minge? Yes, it's much worse. Yeah, a lot worse.

I'll tell you after. after this. Can't believe you don't know. See you later. I'm having a party. A party for two. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Facebook, TikTok

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