ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th April 2025

Episode Date: April 17, 2025

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Show requested. So here it is. As long as you've got that data. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Let's start with that. Hi and welcome to the after party where there is no Bri. No Claudia. Well, no Claudia currently too. She's currently in the toilet. Yep.

She may be sometime. Oh, clinch. I saw this Shrek meme today. I saw this Shrek meme and it was a picture of Shrek with like speed dealers on. Yeah, I've seen the one. And it said, sorry, I can't help, I'm swamped. Ha, I love a good

name like that I could say oh tell Claudia that was funny oh nice of you nice of you to join us busting for a wee nah you were pooing we all know I just really I don't do that I believe what I'm joking I don't do that. Do you take your shoes off when you poop? What I'm joking. I Don't think you were joking. I Do take my glasses. I think you would I think you're testing the room I Would like to take the shoes off. I feel more grounded. I had a friend who would only poop nude what? even at work And he would send us a photo. He would send us a photo of all of his clothes who would only poop nude. What? Even at work. At work? That's terrible.

He would send us a photo of all of his clothes hanging on the hook. Oh my God. All of his clothes, his shoes and socks on the ground, and then his pants, Undie's shirt hanging on the hook on the back of the door. And we're like, yeah, wow, he really is. That is the most unhinged thing I've ever heard.

I'm not getting naked at work. To be fair, he was pretty unhinged. Who was it? As a person, you don't know him. Guy Williams was definitely. Fuck, can you imagine? That's a lot of man to get naked. Yeah, nah, nah.

Do you guys have like a pooping stool? Stool? Like a pooping stool. I'm not discussing my routine with you I mean either I want to about that breeze not I have a little hippo Nah, okay Next topic. Do you guys think I should cut my own hair? Okay. Yes. Yeah Because I'm an agent of chaos

I've done it before Oh, I remember that time I did it in the back look like absolute dog shit Yes, I just feel like this bottom part is like, it looks like I have two haircuts. I've got like a bob and then I've got a long and I need to cut the long into four of a bob. You should just go to Ella's cheap sharing shed. I'd rather do it myself.

No, at least there's a minimum level of professionalism at a sharing shed. Shut up, I don't go to the sharing shed. I go to Cassidy and she's great. Okay. And it's way cheaper. Don't you go to Just Cuts? No. I love Just Cuts. I thought you do. No, I go to Cassidy and she's great. And it's way cheaper. Don't you go to Just Cuts? Don't you go to Just Cuts?

No. I love Just Cuts. I thought you do. No, I go to my lady. She's just at her house. Who's the person who goes to Just Cuts? Oh God, not me. Or Sharing Shed or something.

I did at one point, but not for a while. Yeah, now they clip you in ears, I'm sorry. Hopefully they've gotten better. Not an actual Sharing Shed. The business Sharing Shed. Sharing Shed. Yeah. Which I thought was the Sharing Shed for a long time Actual sharing shed the business sharing sharing shed Yeah, I thought was the sharing shed for a long time because of the kui accent Well, no, it's cuz they fucked up. Yeah, and it's called sharing shed

Where they cut your hair, but it's spelt s h a r ing About sharing she's cooked that's cooked. That's cooked. Yeah. And do you think that they think that it's a pun because you share things with your hairdresser? Nah. Do you share things with your hairdresser? I don't know. I'm not very good at, oh actually to be fair,

the most recent lady I had a chat with, she was great. But I'm usually very private about chatting with hairdressers and also I used to hate going to the same one multiple times because I'd go back and they'd recognize me and talk about things in my life and I'm like oh you know me yuck who are you calling? the sharing shed oh they're not gonna be open

yeah they are oh can you book me in? no you're going to my lady she's good no go to sharing shed trust her give me an undercut she would literally help you she's got my hair so healthy oh my god this is a sign because I can't find the phone number

Hey guys, just so you know, I'm leaving not the show. I'm just leaving for five weeks So this is my farewell. Technically six weeks because there won't be podcasts next week All right, cut me out Turns me up. No, turns you on So this is my farewell. Technically six weeks, because there won't be podcasts next week. Alright cut me out. Turns me out. No, turns you on. Don't want our business huh? Thank you for calling Sharon Sheet, how can I help you?

Hi, it's Clint calling from ZM. I was just wondering, you know how it's spelt Sharing Shed? S-H-A-R-I-N-G? Yes? Is that a pun because people share things at the hairdresser? And if it's not, do you think it was meant to be spelt Sharing Shed like how you share a sheep? S-H-E-A-R-I-N-G? H-E-S-H-A-R-I-N-G. So what can I help you? Well that's just the name sharing shed. S-H-A-R-I-N-G. But it's spelt S-H-A-R-I-N-G isn't it? Yes. Like when you share something. Oh no. Yeah yeah. Yeah no. Okay anyway do you have an appointment available for when can you make it in Claudia? They're open until nine o'clock tonight aren't you? Yeah we're finishing nine o'clock tonight.

Do you need an appointment or just walk in? Just walk in. Oh just walk in? Yeah. Okay Love your work. Thank you for taking our call. I'll tell Claudia and she might pop out to Sylvia Park tonight. Okay Oh, alright, okay. Okay. Thank you. Have a good Easter. Yeah. Yeah. Bye. Okay. Bye There's more questions to be answered. Why do you do that? We didn't get anywhere. No, they're clearly just not, they're a bit confused. We need a call head office. No No, they're clearly just not, they're a bit confused. We need to call head office. Fuck, no. I think we can all just assume. I feel like it was a typo and they've just rolled with it. Should I email them? Do you reckon they have a media contact?

It's a fucking big typo to roll with. I actually don't care. It's a fucking big typo to roll with. There's a lot of sharing sheds around the country. They're a big business. Such a Debbie Downer, Ella. Sorry. I'm just being me.

Oh no, sorry, Ella wants a celebration because she's leaving. Celebrate me leaving. Ella, we will miss you. Yay, she's leaving, hooray! I mean, yay! Woohoo, we're celebrating! Happy birthday.

Where are you going again? You're going to Thailand and China. Yeah, ni hao. Ni hao. Ka pungka, ka pungka! Can I give you a mission? Okay. I want you to bring me back something specific, but I haven't figured out what it is yet.

I don't want to be thinking about work. No, I just want, actually, when you see it, you'll know what it is. I want a wavy cat. Oh. I don't want to think about you at work. I want the weirdest thing. At Honeymoon. I want you to spend less than $5.

But you will. Nah. On the weirdest thing you see. If you see it and go, oh, Claudia, buy it. Okay, I know exactly what you're saying buy it Five dollars a lot of money in China In Thailand probably can you bring me back authentic Tiger balm from China actually can I have like a knockoff Louis Vuitton something? Oh, yeah, can you go to that where the DH gate factory is yeah? Okay, actually no I want something useful. Maybe I don't want something that'll clutter my house

And when you see it you'll know exactly what it is. Yeah it's gonna clutter my suitcase! Yeah it will! Well you can wear it if it's closed you can wear it the whole time and I'll take the sweaty version of it. Sick. Um but now I'm so excited to relax on the beach. Oh yes I could cry. Great beaches in China. Oh no in Thailand you idiot! Have a great honeymoon. Yeah you idiot. Thank you we're going to the big flower factory in China. Wonderful. Flower, like flowers. Factory? Flower. Market.

This is the sharing shed situation all over again. How are we spelling it? Flower market. We'll miss you and we'll see you when you're back. Bye everybody. Okay, that's it. You don't want to say anything else? Nah.

That's it? Yeah. You can say something else. Yeah. I'm actually not going to miss the Breanne Clint show. I'm going to miss you as the listener. Why oh you? Bye. What about me?

Thanks for sharing. Shut up!