ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th August 2023

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Being a sports fan is exhausting! We've experienced the highs and the lows and now we're all tired. Also this explains why Tradie vs Lady sounded a little bit different on the show today...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Welcome to the After Party. Welcome to the After Party. Welcome to the After Party indeed everybody. It's Brie, Clint, Claudia and Ella. G'day everyone. G'day. G'day.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm fucking tired. Is it because you stayed up last night watching the footy? Yeah, like I feel like this past month, because I've just been so entranced by the FIFA Women's World Cup, I've stayed up way too many nights and my stress levels have just been through the roof. Yeah. It is so stressful. And I've only watched last night's game.

It is. It's so stressful to watch. Because you want someone who's getting into sport like myself, you want that, like, feeling that you see everyone else get because that's why you watch it. You got it last night, though, didn't you? I got it. But then you got the disappointment as well.

Yeah, exactly. So the disappointment is an important part of it, though, because if you stack disappointment on disappointment on disappointment, you imagine how great the win feels when it finally comes. Yeah, but that's how Warriors fans feel. That's how Warriors fans feel. Literally.

Literally. Yeah. That's why, yeah. Ella, next year we will rebuild for the Olympics. They're honestly going to fight so hard

for it. Yeah, next year. Is men's soccer football in the Olympics? Yeah. It is. Is that a new thing? Soccer? Football in Olympics? No, no, no is. Is that a new thing? Soccer?

Football in Olympics? No, no, no, no. Not a new thing, isn't it? I never knew. I thought it was more individual sports at the Olympics. Nah. They do a few team sports at the Olympics. They've got basketball at the Olympics.

Hockey. What? Really? Yeah. Water polo? Water polo. No way. Our Aussie girls, the Stingers, just qualified for the Olympics.

Is that the name of the Australian women's water polo team? The Stingers. What's the men's water polo team called? I'm not sure. I only know the women's because- Because I thought Stingers could be good for them too. Yeah. I only know the women's because I've got a couple of mates who play in the team.

Oh my gosh. Seriously? That's insane. One friend of mine who's a water polo player, she's 6'3". She's so scary. Have you guys ever played water polo? Yes. It's the hardest game I've ever played.

It's so much fun though. I'm so bad at that. I hated it. I drowned. Did you get taught the GST technique? GST. The egg beating? GST was probably more common in the, because we had guys and girls on our teams at school.

GST stands for grab, squeeze, twist. Because whatever happens beneath the water level, if the referee can't see it, then you can't be penalised for it. So someone will come along, grab, squeeze, twist, which will really take you out. Geez, that's ruthless. Yeah. My friend Nanda, who played a lot of high-level water polo, I remember at school, would come to school and she'd have scratch marks all over her chest from just like how brutal it

is. Yeah, you have to wear two pairs of togs. I nearly drowned in our year 11 senior PE assessment when we were playing water polo. Yeah. Yeah, you honestly do. Well, I was year 7, tiny, and I don't know why I didn't water polo, but I just drowned. Did you have little floaties on when you played? I should have, to beo. Yeah. Yeah, you honestly do. Well, I was year seven, tiny, and I don't know why I didn't water polo. Did you have little floaties on when you played? I should have, to be honest.

Yeah. Is it a tall person sport? Yeah, probably. Well, swimming is a tall person sport, so it helps. Oh, just muscly, like to have some muscle and strength. You need to be real strong to play water polo. You need to have some real muscle about you. Not for me, then.

No. What for you guys was your favourite sport to play? Netball. Field hockey. Rugby. Actually, football. But I played once and I really loved it. Clearly.

What type of football? I did though. Just social. But I really wish I did it. I had English tutoring. What type of football? What do you mean? What does that mean?

Social. She obviously means American football. Gridiron. No. No, what type of football? What do you mean? What does that mean? Social. She obviously means American football, gridiron. No, like soccer. Like the stuff we saw yesterday, but really, really terribly. Oh, you played? Like one game. Literally one game. Aw.

Loved it. You should start a social futsal team. Oh, I'd be so there. So down. Futsal is the weirdest word. What is futsal? I love futsal. Futsal's such a great game once you get into it.

We should start a social crab soccer team. What's that? Do you guys don't remember crab soccer from school? No. You've got to be on your hands and knees, but backwards. Yes. This way. What the?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of school did you go to? I've never played that. I know what you're talking about. You guys have never played crab soccer? Crab soccer's the shit. It's a long way down. No, I've never played Crab Soccer.

That looks fun, though. Did you guys ever play Rob the Nest? Yes. Loved Rob the Nest. You'd have a hula hoop with balls or something in it. You'd have to go collect them from other teams. Yeah, and it's hard to run from. We played Bull Rush heaps, and then it got banned at our school

because it was illegal. Everyone was getting injured. That's right. Yeah, everyone always got injured playing Bull Rush. It was so much fun. Because bloody PC gone mad, school's gone soft. Yeah, you grow up. You can't even smash kids anymore.

They don't have shit games at school now. Yeah. They probably do. Catch and Kiss. We used to play this game at my primary school where we'd have there was a set of swings and it was on in a sand pit and then up above was like hail netting that was like up the top that was for shade and the game was is that you needed to swing as high as you could and then release at the right point and it would shoot you and you'd have to try and touch the hail netting.

Oh, my God. It was so dangerous. How many broken arms and legs? Oh, this one kid broke his arm so badly this one day and it scared the shit out of all of us and we never played it again. A kid at my school, Sam McFittridge, broke both of his arms running into a wall in PE. What?

Smooth. Running into a wall? I bet that guy's doing big things now. Hey! He couldn't stop. He was running for a ball and then he couldn't stop and there's a concrete wall in front of him and put his arms out and bang! Broke both of his arms.

That's disgusting. My sister and I broke my brother's arm. Oh my gosh, how? Real bad. What were you doing? My dad got this bladder of a waterbed and blew it up. And so it was like this big bouncy thing. And then we sat my brother on one side and then my sister and I jumped from the trampoline onto the other side and it catapulted my brother into the air. And he went up about five meters and came back down on his arm.

And it broke his arm so badly that the cast was all the way up to his shoulder oh i knew your family were waterbed people no we got the waterbed from my uncle who was getting rid of it oh no we never had waterbeds and we're not like you i'm a waterbed guy i've always wanted to try one waiting for my wife to let us have a waterbed in the house waterbeds feel so weird it's like sleeping on the ocean but it's that'd be kind of keen. Is it noisy? Yeah. It's very slushy. Who came up with that idea, eh?

Who came up with the idea and went you know, it would be great, a waterbed. A big sack of water. I wonder if people who go to bed without going for a wee or they've been drinking, if the sound of the waterbed in their mind makes them need to wee more. Do you know what The sound of running water makes you need to wee. Sloshing if you're moving too much.

Yeah. Is it warm? Yeah. You set the temperature. It's got a heating pad. Does it take a lot of power? Nah. Can you put regular sheets on it? Well it has to heat up the whole water inside. Yeah but once it's hot, it takes a lot of power to heat it up but then once it's up to temperature it's got a thermostat. It just keeps itself warm.

Is it like... You can't sleep on a cold water bed no you can't really yeah like you can't sleep on a room temperature airbed why because it will it's because it's below your body's temperature so you you're freezing like doesn't matter how many blankets you've got on top the cold water underneath you will make you so cold how do you put a sheet on it a fitted sheet is it the same depth as a normal mattress? Because I'm imagining it's like a metre off the ground. Nah, it's about the same depth as a normal mattress. But the bladder has to be inside like a framed box.

I always imagined it was like the whole thing, like from bed level to ground. Yeah, just water. Is it not? Nah. I had a gel mattress once. What? Yeah.

What the heck, guys? When I lived in Brisbane and it was so hot that you could not sleep and they were like, this gel mattress will make you sleep soundly because it will be real cool and whatever. It was the weirdest thing. So you'd lay on it and you could feel your body kind of sink into it and you could feel it.

It was like gel. Good or bad? Not bad, not bad not good yeah like one of those cooling pads you get for a dog in summer it literally kind of feels like that but with more support under it yeah yeah it's more like memory foam underneath it was weird yeah okay uh do we need to put a caveat on tradie versus lady today why oh yes normal oh just don't put it in oh oh that's no fun okay put it in but it doesn't make a lot of sense we got pranked we got pranked today what they will actually and then yeah what if people don't listen to this true you have to put it in because then people were like why didn't you put tradie versus lady in we got pranked by our competitors over at The Edge. Yeah. They pranked us.

Yeah, they got us good. They got us real good. Got us. You know, like, I mean, I appreciate the prank because I'm a big fan of pranks, obviously. If they had snuck in a speaker here, I would have been real impressed. That would have been pretty impressive.

Like, that would have been, I've just had a good idea. You know what we should do? We should mail them a package. Oh, you can't send them anthrax. That's way over the top. Mail them a package that has a speaker in it and say, how would we get it in the studio? How would you get it turned on?

Oh, yeah. Buy it dinner and then... Nice, Claude. Ask it how its day was. We hire an actor that looks like someone who works for the postal service. Nice. Drop the package over there. Nah, too elaborate. We're getting too elaborate.

We've got one of those ones where you take the lid off and it just explodes with glitter. Yeah. Or we get a drone and we drone that motherfucker in there. We're not actually curved. It's off by the time we get in there. You and me hang from a hot air balloon. We lower in through the skylight like Mission Impossible.

We put a big dildo strapped to a drone and we drive that thing in there and we hit one of them in the face. That's the prank. That's the prank. That's the prank. And it'll be all filmed because the drone will have the camera on it. I'll get the drone. You get the dildo.

Let's go. Mate, should we actually do it now? Because that is hilarious. I didn't think we were joking No I'm not joking I'm not joking No I'm not joking You can use my dildo

Have you got a drone? Oh yeah I've got a drone You're bringing the drone I'm bringing the dildo God I don't have a dildo Keep getting our dildos cross.