ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th February 2025

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

The long-awaited Butter Gate update - has the betrayal been rectified? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Carrot. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Hi, welcome to the after party, everybody, where there is still no Brie. She's fuck-o'd. I think that's the technical term for it. That is what the doctor said. She went to the doctor and she got a medical certificate, which she supplied to work today, which just said, it just had three words on it.

It said, Brie is fuck-o'd. Help. I think fuck-o'd is like five days off work. At least. Yeah. I'm proud of her for taking today off. Me too. Because usually she'd be on the Zoom.

2021 Bree would not have taken the time off that she needed to actually get better. She's learning. Good work, Brianna. Our little flower. She's growing. She's blossomed. We haven't done an after party for a bit because we've been busy, okay? God, get off my back.

Stop. Chill out, guys. We've been busy, okay? God, get off my back. Stop. Chill out, guys. We've been busy. So many people have requested this. Stop, guys. It's nice to be wanted. Where we left you, well, recently, close to where we left you, we found out that Maddie McLean.

Is a traitor. Former. Former. Former best friend. Former co-host friend former co-host sometimes co-host of this show defector

to a rival radio station is on air pretending he doesn't even know who Claudia is the ultimate betrayal yeah I don't care

about the next bit the part that he blew it off is hilarious oh yeah someone in the office I don't know is that new audio

is that the one that I played the example yeah oh the purple one oh yeah Claudia producer serious said I've got some butter in the office. I don't know. Is that new audio? Is that the one that I played? The purple one. The example? Yeah. Oh, the purple one. Oh, yeah, Claudio. Producer Sarah said, I've got some butter in the fridge you can use

if you want to spread it on your muffin. And I went and got some butter from the fridge that I thought was Sarah's, and then I opened it up, started using it, and then I realised there was actually a note attached to the side of it that said it was not Producer Sarah's. It was someone called Claudio's.

Someone? Someone! He's aware of you! Oh, yeah. Someone? Someone. Who's work with you? Oh, yeah. Are you going to, like, tell her or try to find her in the office? No, I think I'll just hope that she doesn't notice. Shout out, Claudia, if you're listening. Yeah, thanks for the butter.

Stole your butter. Stole your mana. Exactly right. Just didn't even acknowledge you at all. He said that it was for the sake of time. He didn't want to have to go into it. We called him and we put him on blast. Yeah, but what's happened is he's gone from,

I don't want to spend too much time on this, to it's now gone for a week. And they've done stuff on air. We've done stuff on the podcast. It's blown up into this whole thing. I told him, somewhat jokingly, that he needed to perform an apology song for you. Which I think is the bare minimum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he should pay you. Oh, that would also be great. What's the update, Claudia? So, guys, last week I got summoned into the hits studio by Matty McLean himself. And what happened was a minute and a half of the strangest time of my life

where Maddie did write and record and present to me an apology song. It's so bad. Aw, Ella. It is. You gotta go and get angry at me, I'm about a thief You know I try but I don't relate, booze don't give me grief But the tea's been spilled and now Bree and Clint are the referees

Cause I just didn't look properly at the fridge mess I know you know that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice. And I pretended I didn't know you on air. That wasn't nice. So let me, oh, let me redeem, oh, redeem, oh, myself tonight. But can I say,

my muffin tasted better with your butter. Yeah. Is it too late now to say sorry? Ha ha ha ha ha! It's good. I'm sorry. It's good. I think it's good. Sorry, Claudia. Sorry. Yeah, I know that I let you down.

Is it too late to say I'm sorry now? The amount of auto-tune on there. I appreciate it. I think it's good I loved it It's like It's like Maddie McLean meets Cher Yeah you'd have to be

Pretty happy with that Yeah He at the end was like So are we still friends? And I was like Bro I didn't even need the song Like just Yeah Clint was joking

Yeah no we didn't need that But yeah we're still friends So silly This is our job Like this This That was It was joking. Yeah, we didn't need that. But yeah, we're still friends. So silly. This is our job. Like this. He did that on company time. Using company resources, using a company producer.

And now we're talking about it again. And now we're talking about it. And also, the company butter. It was the company paid for that. Did you ever reveal that to him? No, I didn't. We need to close this thing out now. Oh, for goodness sake. Matty.

I am going to take it home tonight, though, now that I've remembered. Because I'm worried that he may tamper with it. Oh, yeah. There's a ruthless butter prank that I knew about when I was at university. Is it what I think it was? You melt the butter. Oh. I never did this, by the way.

It was one of those urban legend pranks. You melt the butter. And you tip it out. You tip it out into a jug. Oh, this is fucking disgusting. Wow. And then you pour some of the butter back in, put it in the fridge, let it sit.

Oh. No, I don't want to say it. No, no, no. No, it's yuck. Is it what I think it is? Are you eating it? Is there a little layer of something in there? And then someone does something in the butter.

You shit in the butter? Mm. Oh, I thought the other thing. And then you pour the rest of the butter back in so it encases it. That is disgusting. This is something you really hate. I never did it and I never heard of anyone doing it, but it was just one that got discussed.

More disgusting. And then the idea is they then use the butter until they get down to the layer that has the thing in it. Have you ever done it? Isn't that the most disgusting prank you've ever heard? I thought it was going to be the other thing, and I'm not sure which one's worse. It's not even a prank, it's a hate crime.

Yeah, literally. Have you ever done the cookie thing? Oh, yuck! Stop! No, and I hope you haven't either. No. My goodness. And don't explain what it is. I'm not. Don't explain what it is and don't say what you just said ever again.

Stop! Stop! I miss Bree. She would have liked that. No, she she would have liked that no she would not have liked that she would have I'll ask her tomorrow ask her on your own time

well we can't round this out Maddie will never know but at least we're done can I just end on this yeah I saw a meme today that said Trump looks like a lizard

and I can't unsee it he looks like a lizard okay yeah is that the whole meme Trump looks like a lizard and I can't unsee it. He looks like a lizard. Okay. Yeah. Is that the whole meme? Yeah. Okay.

That was good. No, that was probably the perfect ending. That was the perfect way to go out. How many characters can I fit in my mouth? Let's get out of here. See you guys. Wrong one. Whoa! Hey!