ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 17th July 2025

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

Bree & Clint are discussing the high-life of big gig MCing, and Clint's testing a risky joke that's already locked into the teleprompter for an event tonight...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O. You can take me hard to go. I said at the start of the show that I think we are ready for some new intros. And I'm going to say at the start of the after party, I think we're ready for some new intros. Why are you looking at me? Well, because you make them.

Yeah, and you can make some. I've made all of them. Please calm down. Go on, make one right now. How do you want me to approach you for these? Maybe not on air or not on the podcast. Oh, okay. Is that what it is? Privately. No, you're totally right. And I actually do have some in the works.

So thank you. It was my idea. There you go. Now I don't want to do it. Yeah, Claudia doesn't like doing, yeah, yeah. Um. No, you're totally right. And I actually do have some in the works. So thank you. It was my idea. Now I don't wanna do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Claudia doesn't like doing things that weren't her idea. Claudia, I need to talk to you about a rash that I have. Yeah, yeah, whip it out. I'll have a look.

That's probably off the podcast as well. No, no, that's just the juice. No, the rash is from you. She needs to talk to you about it off the podcast. And there's no juice involved with the rash. It's just quite a dry. It's really dry. You'd prefer a dry rash. Yeah It's just quite a dry rash. You'd prefer a dry rash.

Yeah, I'd definitely prefer a dry rash. Oh, I just sucked a tasty bit of my water bottle. That's not good. Oh, grim. What do you mean a tasty bit? Water shouldn't have flavor, and the bit that I just sucked had flavor. Ugh!

But I need water. I'm dehydrated, and I need to be performing at my mental peak this evening. Okay. Well, what are you doing tonight? When does that start? Mental peak. I'm MCing and I need to be performing at my mental peak this evening. Okay. When does that start? What are you doing tonight? Mental peak. I'm MCing a fancy awards.

Do you like MCing stuff? I actually do. Can you do it? Yeah, I feel like you are someone who likes it. I do when there's a script. Yeah, right. Go in your MC voice. Welcome to the podcast.

It is my worst fucking nightmare to MC anything. I hate it with a passion. Yeah. And you get asked to do it quite a lot. I get asked to do it. I turned down so many. And I love doing it. You know what this- And I almost never get asked.

I should pass them on to you. I should be like, I'm not available, but you know who is. The secret of life, guys, never be good at the things you don't want to do. Because the ones, those ones are not paying. What do you mean? The ones that you want to pass on to me, they're free that. No, because you- The things you don't want to do. Because the ones, those ones are not paying. What do you mean? The ones that you want to pass on to me, they're freebies.

No, all the ones I get asked to do that I say no to- Oh, okay. Are paid ones. I got asked between the group here and everyone listening, I got asked to MC this particular event, big company, lot of money. Oh yeah. One of the highest paying MC events I've ever been asked to do.

Yeah. And I was literally, I remember when I was like, oh, this is my worst nightmare. But I was like, I need the money and I can't say no. And then, and then I had a schedule clash anyway. Oh, I think you said then I had a panic attack. But secretly, even though I was like, oh, that'd be such good money.

And I'd really like that. Secretly, I was relieved when I saw that I had something already on. Yeah. People who speak for a living, they're not the dream jobs, but they are where the money is. Those corporate MC things.

Jeremy Corbett's one of the best to do it in New Zealand. He's incredible. And because he is so good at it. Yeah, he's very good. Yeah. So like relaxed and funny. Like he's funny. Oh, funny.

Yeah. And you want a funny MC. I feel like it's. I've got a joke in there tonight. I'll go on. Here we go. Let's hear it. So one of the awards. This isn't coming out till later, eh?

I can say it. There's an award given out tonight for a company who wins for an ad campaign. Which involves, oh can I say it? Yeah, I can say it. I can post this late if you want. Yeah, post it a little bit late. They win an award for a campaign that involved vanilla ice.

Okay. Where vanilla ice calls you back. I know exactly what that one is. And I say, there's a good campaign, I actually did that and got the call from vanilla ice. Which I can tell you, much better than getting a call from P Diddy. Oh, silence, fuck, silence.

Are you sure? Are you joking? You're not doing that. You're not actually doing that joke. Yeah, it's in the script. Are you actually, are you gonna do that joke? Yeah, what's wrong with it? I don't know, I feel like it's too fresh.

Why not do a vanilla ice cube joke, like the offspring? Nah, isn't it topical? I want it to- I don't know, bro. Fuck, it to. I don't know bro. Fuck it, that's why I don't get asked to do many of these. I kind of want you to do it now to see. I'm going to do it. It's in the script.

Okay. It's too late. Okay. Well, it's not too late. What is? Cause it's been committed to teleprompter. Well, I guess I could live it. You can just skip over it or change it in the moment. Like you're not a robot.

Just because it's on the teleprompter doesn't mean you have to read it out. Oh. You could say someone else. Oh, fuck yourselves, San Diego. It's much better than getting a call from. Who's the To Catch a Predator guy? Weinstein's no better, right?

Chris Hansen. Yeah. Nah. So wait, so what's the joke? Say again. I did that, that actually, and I can tell you that getting a call from Vanilla Ice, much better than getting a call from P Diddy.

Oh, maybe it's not, oh. You might get a few ha-ha. Cause they're both rappers. Yeah. What about Kanye? Nah. Nah. Okay. What about the I.R.D.?

I'm trying to think of what would be better, but. IRD's not relevant. Your mother-in-law. Ha ha ha ha. No. Oh yeah, go for the sexist joke. Yeah. We have one minute to figure this out, guys.

But, oh, what about- We're not gonna figure it out. I'm gonna do it and I'll report back tomorrow. What about much better than getting a follow-up call from the STI clinic, am I right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No? It's better than getting a call from family planning.

No one, no one, just me? Your baby daddy. No? Okay, fuck me. Baby mama. I'm gonna go pick up my three cats, see ya. Did you just wrap up the podcast? Yeah, I'm done.

I am so intrigued to hear how the joke goes. Can we remember so you have to update us? Yeah. Okay. Well, it's your job to remember, but if we remember, I'll update you. Yeah, that's enough. Anyway, Ella wants to wrap this up. I do.

We're on it. See you later. Bye. Six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. 6, 5, 6, 7, 8 H-O-T-T-O-G-O-O You can take me hard to go Play ZM's Breein Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok

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