ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th June 2025

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

Producer Ella has a lovely new hat so Bree & Clint have taken the opportunity to bully her for it... with love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Life's more fun on the other side. It's more fun because it is a bit of a statement. It's a fluffy wee hat. For the record, we like the hat. We think it's funky. I love the hat. It's quite warm. But it's also fun to make jokes. It's also fun to make jokes.

It's also a statement hat. So you can't see this. Ella is wearing a faux fur bucket hat in the office today and she walked into our meeting and just sat down and I think I said something to the effect of, are we gonna talk about the hat? And she goes, oh, there we go. I knew someone was gonna bring it up.

I knew it. Like someone wasn't going to bring it up. That's the thing, you guys will like, and I say this with love, you'll laugh at any slightly out there clothing item, but we all do it. Like we did it with your tortilla shirt that I will never forget about.

Correct. That was one of my favorite days. And you haven't worn since. I donated it to the Salvation Army. Did you? Did you? Cause we bullied you. I didn't let it out of you. I spent $70 on that Incubus t-shirt. I wore it to the Salvation Army. Did you? Cause we bullied you. We bullied it out of you. I spent $70 on that Incubus t-shirt.

I wore it once. I wore it once. That wasn't joking though. That wasn't joking though. That shirt was hideous. It was, but I got home. So I didn't really, this is the truth. I got home.

I didn't really, I took your feedback. Didn't really care. Oh yeah right. Yeah right. But then it got put on Instagram and my wife saw it and she goes, they fucking got you so good and they're right. And that's when I went,

time to go. Right this t-shirt's gotta go. Fuck yes, I love that from Lucy. But yeah. They got you good. Look exactly like a Dordio. And they're right. And Brie can't stand any slightly out there shoe.

Do you like Claudia's shoe? Show me what shoe were you wearing? The clogs. No, I don't mind those. Oh, okay. I don't mind those. You're okay? It's all right. I feel like there's a particular shoe that I can't wrap my head around.

Which ones? Those shoes that Georgia from the day show was wearing today. Fucking yuck. What are hers today? Ballet flats or what? And she knows I don't like them and that's okay. Like, you know.

Yeah, yeah, it's just fun to roast. That's the whole point of everyone liking different things. Relax those shoes that have got the split like a camel's hoof. I want those! What are they, they're called a mule. Oh, they're so cool.

Is that what it is? Yeah, those shoes. Are they tabbies? A tabbies, that's what it's called. Or a mule, a tabby mule. I hate those. My friend's got them, but she's one of those really cool people

that it actually works on. And this is the thing, some people can pull them off, but most people shouldn't try. 99% can't. Oh, I wanna try so bad. I feel like they'd be super uncomfortable. Cause which toe does it go between? The, like, jandals.

But you're used to them and they go, like, if these shoes go between your big toe, then maybe. I think they do have the potential to be uncomfortable. Because they encompass your whole toe. It's not like just one piece between, it's like your whole toe's in it. It's like toe shoes, like. Oh, that's different though.

Who are you, fucking Spider-Man? I quite enjoy wearing my Crocs around the house and around the yard. Wow, you're out there, bro. And I've even worn them in the gym at home. I've exercised in my Crocs before. But yesterday I got home in my actual gym shoes, my good quality gym shoes, and I started to take them off.

I had one off and I saw there was a cat poo in the litter tray and I was like oh for fucks sake. So I scooped it and I put a croc on, I just slipped the croc on. Some of the cat litter went into the croc. No I had one croc and one sports shoe on. Man, it's not until you walk with a foot and a good shoe and a croc you realise how shit crocs are for walking and standing. I never ever got on the croc bandwagon. I felt like one of my feet was lead. Yeah. I felt like one foot was like concrete. Terrible for your feet. And the other foot was walking normally. You need to get the ones that I have. But when you have two crocs on you don't

realize. You're like oh these are light, they're comfortable. Yeah bad for you. Do you guys remember our parents would have wore them masseurs? And they were shoes that massage your feet as you wore them? Oh, the little like sticky yuppie bits on the soles? My mom loved them. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember those. My parents didn't have them, but I do know them.

What? They had little rubbery spikes inside them. Those things are horrible. Oh, masseur like a masseuse. Awful. Like a masseur. Maseur, yeah. I'll pass. They look hideous. They look like little sharkney mats. Yeah. Yeah. They look like they're designed only to get sand off your feet and not for you to actually wear. Yeah, what's the practical side? Also side note, on the other podcast today, we talk about what's your death row meal. That got a bit sad. And someone's just texted,

which we won't read out on the show, but someone's just texted and said their death row meal would be a bucket of KFC chicken skins. Gross. Oh, the skins. Yeah, which is not actually chicken skin, it's just the coating. Oh, is it? Is it not? Yeah, no, it's not chicken skin, it's just the coating. Oh, is it?

Is it not? Yeah, no, it's not chicken skin, it's just the coating. No, it's like the breading and the... Awesome, perfect. Oh, all good then. The skin part scares me. Same. But it needs to be cooked on the chicken.

Yeah. Oh, is it not the skin? Is it? I think it is the skin. Is it? Yeah, I think so. Well, whatever it is, it's delicious. It's delicious, yep.

Yeah. Yeah. Delicious. I want my death row meal now. Now that we've talked about it. Yeah, yeah. Why do I have to wait till my death to have my death row meal? Right? Death row.

Yummy. But if you have your death row meal, you've got nothing to look forward to. But at least I can test it out and see if it was worth it. Road test your death row meal. See if I was right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fun dinner party idea. Oh yeah. Bring your death row meal.

No, I reckon you go around each other's houses and you go, tonight I'll be cooking my death row meal for everybody. What's that TV show when you go to dinner? Fuck, this is a great TV show idea. Death row dinners. Death row dinner, yeah. What if you don't wanna cook it though?

None of mine is cooked food. Yeah, what if it's cooked? What if it's like, order it in? No, you just serve it. So if we'll come around to your place and your Death Row meal is five ham and cheese pizzas from Pizza Hut, then just order them. Yeah.

It'd be good for sponsor, like brands to hop on. True. Make money, there's money there. Write that down, Clint. Yeah, shotgun that one. This one is quite detailed. It says, my last meal would be a homemade barbecue meatloaf with mashed potatoes, broccoli and cauliflower

with cheese sauce, then self-sourcing chocolate pudding and pancakes with whipped cream and golden syrup. They've smashed that! That's awesome! Your last meal's fucking meatloaf? Nah, not meatloaf, but the pancakes, broccoli, cauliflower. How good is this fucking meatloaf? Barbecue meatloaf. Someone wants some?

Mom! Meatloaf! Do you see the banana text? Meatloaf! Doesn't make any sense to me. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. By the way, go and listen to it, but Ella chose to remain vegan for her last meal. See the banana text? Meatloaf! Doesn't make any sense to me. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. By the way, go and listen to her, but Ella chose to remain vegan for her last meal. Well, of course.

I'm not gonna go against my morals now. She decided she wanted to co-shit. I'm not craving anything. My morals are don't do heroin, but if it was offered to me before I went on death to the executioner, I'll probably give it a jam. Yeah, I'll be doing it. Hell nah.

It's your last ever thing, there's no consequence. It's not over till the family sings. They could get a power cut, and then you're cooked on meth. That is the only time you could do any drug you wanted. I do shrooms. Like you could do meth if you wanted. Nah, I'm good on meth, I don't want to do meth. I don't want to do meth.

I feel like I wouldn't taste my mac and cheese very well if I was on meth. I'd be like, wow! No, you do the meth after the death row meal. If you do the myth, you might be able to break out of the death row chains. Like, ahhhh! Yeah, you had a whole cowl, man. Mark Rotten!

No, no, sorry. I'm filming. I had a friend. Did you say Mark Rotten? I had a friend who, their life goal, well it wasn't their life goal, but they had this thing where they were like, I'm gonna try most drugs once. That is a mistake. A bold strategy. Right?

And I remember when we were younger and they told me about this and I was like, okay. And if anyone could do it, it was this person. Where they were like, that's just the type of person they were. Where they were like, they were doing it for the experience. The research. No, for the plot. No, well, no, like, I don't know.

I think they were just someone who, they were very, very intelligent. Like, super intelligent, just thought way more about life and into things. And I remember they listed off the drugs that they tried and I was like, damn, I was like, I'd probably be dead. God damn. Well, the plot twist to that is that they get addicted to one of them.

And they never did. They never did. You need to know your personality, right? Yeah, and then that's why I say when this person told me, I was like, well, if anyone was going to do that, it could be this person. Because, you know, I literally caught up with them a couple of weeks ago.

And they're living their best life, very successful. And yeah. I wonder who it is. Very smart. Oh, I have a guess. You don't know them. You don't know that. From a past life of mine at another radio station.

Nevermind. Is it Dame Susan Devoy? I can see that. No, not Dame Susan. Okay, we're gonna go. Bree's mum's in the country. Yeah. What kind of tree?

Oh, Claudia, you've done some bad jokes. Yeah that's it, wrap it up. Sorry. Wrap it up, that's my joke. Oh my joke. And please just delete this podcast actually. Claudia! She hit the F-point.

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