ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th March 2025

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

A dramatic hens do and a crazy coincidence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. To be sure, to be sure, it's the St. Patrick's Day after party, which isn't St. Patrick's Day themed at all, but, you know. I was about to go full pirate. We do the whole podcast in Irish accents.

Yay! Irish pirate? I was like, what do I do in Irish accents? You're pirish. I'm pirish. Tap of the moon into you. Where's Meganis? That's my bad, guys.

Everybody have a good weekend? Yeah. Oh, Ella's hen's do was on the weekend. Yeah, it was. But we won't kiss and tell. Scant details here at ZM today. Makes me think shit went down. We all signed an NDA.

Yeah. It was pretty intense. It was fun. There was think shit went down. We all signed an NDA. Yeah. It was pretty intense. It was fun. There was lots of dicks. Straws? Yeah, straws. And some straws. Drawing.

Stripper? No. No, I didn't want that. I felt weird. Speeches? Yeah, my sister, oh, like kind of, yeah. Oh, this is kind of what the,

how the speech went. Oh, you pre-did one. No, no, no, this was your, how your sister, kind of how the speech went. Oh, you breathed one. No, no, no. This was how your sister got up and she was like, You guys are so lovely. And you're so cute. And I love you so much. And you're our Ryan.

Boy, I love you What was that? I felt like I was there I don't remember that part Neither does she Your sister was hilarious She was on fire and she kept doing these dances That Brie just kept

My knees, I can't look at this, my knees Her sister, like we were In this, I'm not joking, I feel like it was a cupboard. It was a sauna. It was the tiniest karaoke room I've ever been in. And there was 10 of us?

10 of us in there? The people at that place said that it can fit 20. We barely fit in there. There was 10 of us and people were sitting on the floor. It was so tiny. Oh man, I would have hated that. It was so tiny. Trapped in a room full of women.

Your sister was doing these dance moves that just made my knees hurt. I don't think she had a supportive enough bra on. She got lovely chuzzies. But she needs to give some support to them.

I know. Oh, man, that sounds... I'd hate to be there. Yeah, we didn't miss you, though. Nah, not really. When we got here today, we talked about it, and Claudia goes, Clint, you were missed. And I just said, fuck up, I was not. And Ella goes, we didn't think about you once

Not once Which is the way it should be If you were thinking about me or your hens do there's a problem Well if you'd invited us To your wedding you could have come I literally did not know you existed as a person Well that's your fault You knew I existed

We met That was a dumb idea Clint What? Because you need to think about the future as well You know what would be You think I can predict the future? What? You've got a show with Brie?

Yeah He knew We'd signed up We were We'd signed on We had signed on And you know what? You know what would be a great radio full round circle gag?

If I ever get married, you're not invited. Yeah. You got to do it. You got it. Can you imagine? For the gag. I'd still come. I'm going to come.

I'm going to come. Nah, we'll do it in Mexico so we know you won't travel that far. I love Mexico Mexico Do you? Mexico and Ponsonby Road Not the actual No I love real Mexico I've actually been Unlike

Ella I haven't been No I haven't been either Yeah I wasn't sure Do you guys want to hear A crazy coincidence That happened to me today? Yes

This bike that I bought For my daughter You guys can't see this But my daughter turns four next week and I bought her a bike, pedal bike, it's called a big girl bike, and I bought it off Trade Me Second Hand

and the person that I bought it off, it says they were in Newmarket. So I was like, oh, that's easy for me to go and pick up the bike. And I said, oh, can I come and pick up the bike from you after work? Boring, boring details. And he said,

yeah, that's fine. Here's the date, we'll do that. Let me know if it's easier to pick up from in the city. I said yeah that's fine here's the date we'll do that let me know if it's easier to pick up from in the city i said i work in the city maybe we should pick up there and he goes cool i work on can we say where we work he said i work on the internet he said i work on graham street and i said oh that's crazy i work on graham street the guy who i bought the bike off works in this fucking building. Buzzy J. The exact same building.

So we just met at reception. Where does he work? He works for Chorus, which is like one of the levels above us. Is he going to be a new friend? Did he vibe? Is he cute? I did have that feeling. I was like, are we going to like. Was it his bike?

If we see each other now, we're going to be like. Like, hey. Hey, friend. Like, was it? And he's like, how's the bike? Did he ride it? No, it's tiny. It's a child's bike.

It wasn't his bike. No, that's a child's bike. Can't you see it? No, I saw her, but I don't know. She can't see it. I could ride that bike. No, you couldn't. Yeah, I could.

No, you couldn't because I won't let you. Yeah, he already said we couldn't do it. No, don't ride my daughter's bike. Don't you fucking ride my daughter's bike. No, don't. No, don't. my daughter. Don't you fucking ride my daughter's bike. No, don't. No, don't. That's her birthday present. Don't ride it.

Don't ride it. Oh, she's dirty. Don't ride it, you behemoth. She ride it. You look like a clown. Get out. Get out. Ride your fucking bike.

You're soiling it. Get off! I'm actually riding it. I'm actually riding it. I'm actually getting off it. You wonder why you weren't invited to my wedding. Was that worth the talk you're going to get later? That was quite a smooth ride, actually.

That was worth every second. It didn't look quite as smooth as it might have felt. Can I have a turn? No. Please. It was nice. Smooth ride. It's a good bike.

Hold the bike now. If it can hold me, it can hold Maggie. I've had enough. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.