ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 17th March 2026

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

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Hey guys, don't listen to this podcast. It's disgusting. Oh, yeah, a lot of plates spinning for the old Brian Clinton show at the moment, in it. Still spinning, though, we haven't dropped any? I feel like I'm about to. Are you? I've got so many plates spinning in just my life. And then you add in all the plates we've got here. Oh, God.

But what a blessing. Yeah, what a blessing, but also, fuck, I'm busy. Yeah, but... You know, look, I'm sick. Are you busy? I'm sick of... I'm sick of... Oh, fuck. I'm so sick of, you know, where people are, oh, but good to be busy.

Good busy, busy, but good busy. Is it good, busy? I'm pretty bloody tired. You know what I want to be? What? Retired. Oh, God, that'd be nice. How long to go?

For me. Oh, 36 years? No, 25. 26 for me, yeah. If I'm lucky enough to retire at 65. Yeah. God, isn't that sad that now? Remember back in the day, because it's gotten older and older, hasn't it?

They're already talking about raising it. To 70. No, 67. Oh, yeah, 67. A big difference. Pretty big difference. It'll be 70 by the time we're 70. Three years.

Yeah. At that age, that's a pretty big difference. How long it took you to bed there? It is. Anyway, we could all be dead before then. There's a war going on, so, you know. Oh, was that a bit much? Is this what you wanted to talk about?

Yeah, I wanted to drill into... World politics? Yeah, geopolitics. Petal prices. Clinton loves getting into politics. No, he goes. He does he? He does, but we just won't let him do it.

Oh, he does. He doesn't like talking about women issues. What? Like periods and stuff. What? Yeah, he hates it. And what does that got to do with politics? Neither of which...

That's the problem, neither of which I have a foot. either can't pawn. God, that's the issue right there. That's bullshit. I don't like politics or women's issues. That's the whole point. That's a joke. That's funny. Right, who's got a life update

for us? Hey, welcome back to the podcast. Claudia just cut a whole bunch of it out. But just so you know. It's why we've got to do it live on the radio. She can't count that out Boundaries, no such thing

Boundaries, fuck you guys Are you guys jealous I get to go to Australia on Sunday? Yes, I want to be with Mum and Dime, Big Steed Yeah, when are we all going to go to my parents' house As a show? I would love that. Are your parents? It's been long enough where I feel like that needs to be a story arc.

This trip is where we sow the seeds. Yeah. You've got to do the groundwork over there. So in the seat of love. Are you a parent? of love. Sewing the seeds. Shut out of love.

Waiting for the man to finish. Yeah. Thank you, Clint. Are your parents the type of people where you are, it's morning or at night time and they're in bed and you go, hi, Mom, hi, hi, Dad. And you sit on their bed and you yapped to them. No. Oh, damn.

I wanted to sit in their bed. Neither. Normally, like, if you wake up in my household, you'll wake up and you'll go out into the kitchen area and mum will be like, what do you want for breakfast? and then she'll make your full cook breakfast if you want to. And your dad will be in the top attic. Yeah, dad will, dad gets up at like 5.30. He's already on the tractor, out in the farm.

He's a tractor. I now want to. I've already had 45 minutes of solid love making. What do you mean? Ew, that's so young. What do you mean? Does he have a tractor? He has an excavator.

He has a excavator. He's got like six work vehicles. He's got a digger? We've got, um. Do you know right on lawnmower? Uh, yes. Oh! We've also got four wheelers.

We've got normal motorbikes. We've got horses. You've got a four wheeler? Yeah. Holy shit. You got horses? Cows. Can we ride the cows? No.

Is there anything she could say that you wouldn't be surprised by? Sorry. Yeah, I'm not even putting this on. They probably have troughs. No. Yeah, we've got troughs and cattle yards. You're pigs. No, no pigs.

No pigs. I've got guns. You've got a barn? You've a gun? Yeah, we got a barn. Nice. We got guns. We got a gun safe.

You got hay? We got hay. Do sheep? We used to have sheep, but all the dingoes ate them. That's crazy. What a gay horses eat. Hey! Hey, girl, hey!

Hey! My favorite jokes. Very funny. So what's the life update, guys? Oh, I was going to ask. Do you reckon that'll ever happen? What? We do some sort of shows from Stanthal.

Oh, whoa. We're on a row. Well, you've got a show. That's why I said we've got to get you the. good camera. Oh yeah. You're going to show that good shows can be done from there. Yep.

Yep. And then they'll be like, fuck, we've got to get that show to Australia. Yeah. It would be good content. Mama die, big steep. Can someone remind me when I am there? Can you write it down? Can you write it down?

I always ask Claude to write it down. Can you write it down? I'm going to wake my mum up in the middle of the night and ask you to make me a sandwich. A sandwich? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Make her up. I'll send you some mics.

Yeah. You should take my Rayban meta glasses. Oh yeah. I saw you doing a Samsung review with your Rayban meta glasses. Yeah. So meta. That was funny. I'm kind of scared to ask Clint, but what was the nickname you gave me for the rude?

Oh, yeah. Low Iron Man. Oh, that's fine. I just nicknamed you. That's so good. I just nicknamed you Quorn. Okay, both are good. We're all good.

Low Iron Man. Or we could call her Peter Why? Because of the animal activist group Peter Oh that's funny Yeah or we could call her a hummus breath Oh shit That's a bit scary

Do I have hummus? Hummus has heaps of garlic in a day Do we have hummus breath? Would you tell me if I had bad breath? I wouldn't get close enough to you to find out Yeah you have once I told Clint that he was a bit whiffy yesterday And he got real annoyed at me

I'm wiffy now if that helps Clint I would want to know It happens, Clint, to the best of us. The problem is, you're really whiffy the other week. Like, you're rarely whiffy. The problem is when you're wiffy out of the house.

What the fuck are I meant to do about it? Yeah, you can't do anything and then you just say everyone hates you. And don't lift your arm up. Can you smell me, Claude? No. Okay, what would you rather? Okay, what would you rather?

Would you rather have? And this is just not like a constant thing. This is just like, let's say at a party. Would you rather have bad B.O.? Or bad breath. Bad breath. Oh, fuck, I don't know.

B.O. Because at least hopefully someone would be like, oh, he's done a hard day of work. Whereas bad breath, they're like, oh, who's old shit breath over there? Yeah. No, so this is like a fancy party. I feel like you won't smell the breath unless you're close. Whereas B.O. Oh, B.O.

lingers man. It's pretty bad. Yeah. Would you rather have a dick for a nose or a nose for a dick? A nose for a dick. A nose for a dick. Yeah. So you have a nose down there.

Yeah, because when I'm in the paddock of flowers, my dick will smell it. Is it functional? Well, not in the way that a dick is. Oh. So you can't. Is my nose the dick functional? We kind of already have a nose down there. Briana.

That's fucking one. No, but like compared to men. How? Yeah. How is it a nose? Well, it resembles more of a nose than a dick. I would say dick resembles a nose more than a fanny. God, how small's your husband's dick?

It's pretty... How big is your husband's nose? That's more like it. I'm sorry, I asked that question, actually. I'd take it back. H.R. No one got where I was going with it. What was yours again?

No one got where I was going with the whole vagina is more similar to her nose than a penis. I do, but I didn't want to say it. No, she's because it's snotty. What? Oh, no. Oh, no, that's not what I was going for. Yeah.

It's just like a piece of skin with a couple of holes in it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I take back what I said. The snotty thing is yuck, though. I understand why you were grossed out now. Oh, dear guy. Can I just say, can I just say, can I just say, I didn't come up with it.

I just thought that she was thinking that. You came up with it. That's yuck. That's yuck from you, Quinn. She inceptioned that. She went inside my head and part of that idea. How did a warning on. And I bet that was what it was.

And then she heard it come out of my mouth and she was like, that's fucking rank. I'm going to change what I said was what I thought it was. How dare you joke about vaginal discharge? It's not a joking matter. It's a normal thing. Yeah. And the days where you get home and it doesn't look like you've blown your nose in Yundies,

that's a good day. Someone's going to complain on the podcast group again. Put a thing on the front of this, please. Look how over it clinton is. I was just trying to figure out if I chose the dick nose. if I'd still have a dick dick as well. Would you... Oh yeah, you'd have two dicks?

I think I've made my decision. You'd double resting yourself. Men would learn to multitask men. There needs to be a warning on the front of this. That's what I've been saying. This half fucking time. Hey guys. Hey guys.

Don't listen to this podcast. It's disgusting. Disgusting. Why is it disgusting? This is the warning. Why is it disgusting, though? Because we're talking about women's... fluids.

It's because you said penis multiple times. This can't be the warning now. This can't be the warning. What? Because I said women's fluids. God. Hi guys. Don't listen to this. It's gross. I don't agree. No, that's okay. Hey guys, don't listen to this.

Some people may find it gross. Clint being that person. Not me. Squamish boy. I'm completely fine with it. I'm just going to use the first one. I'm vaginally discharging this podcast. See you guys tomorrow.

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