ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th May 2023

Episode Date: May 17, 2023

VOLUME WARNING! Things got heated at the After Party as the team debate whether Producer Ella's art is good or not. We also took a look at the career paths that our younger listeners want that didn't make it to air.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, does this after party have a smokers area? No, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet! Bree and Clint's After Party. That's my favourite one. Oh man, what a GB.

Hey, welcome to the After Party. If this is your first time listening to it, it's a new podcast from the Bree and Clint show. Nan! All of this is stuff that has not been broadcast on the radio. And put your titties back in your top, Nan. She's a loose one. She's had them out all morning. No, tie them in a bow. I don't care what you do with them.

This is how my Nan, this is how my Nan used to do it. I'll flash her. Lift her skirt off her knees. Oh my god! Rest in peace you loose cow My nan used to take off her shoe Like when we were in trouble

She'd take her shoe off and go My shoe bites It'll bite ya And then she'd chase us around the house And she'd hit us with her shoe The good old days The good old days Can't hit kids with shoes anymore

Seeing as it's stuff that didn't make it to the radio today, there's a topic coming up in the main podcast where we ask kids what they want to be when they grow up. And they all called us and they're all very wholesome. And the ones that went to air were really, really cute and wonderful. They were so cute. But the best ones were the text machine ones that never got read out. So, Bree, can you go back up the text machine and find the best messages from kids about what they want to be when they grow up?

I've got them. Someone texted her and they said, my child wants to be a sloth nanny. What the heck is that? Or, it's got two options, or a wizard on a pirate ship. Oh, I want to do that. Yep. I didn't know that was an option. Oh, I want to do that. Yep. Yep. I didn't know that was an option.

Yep. That kid rules. What a legend. I want to meet that kid. Someone. A wizard, not just a wizard, a wizard on a pirate ship. On a pirate ship. Someone else said, my kid wants to be a stuntman.

That's pretty cool. Cool. My son just wants to be a dad. Wow. That's so cute. Is it? How just wants to be a dad. Wow. That's so cute. Is it? How old is he? How old is he?

Someone else said. He's paternal. He's really. Get him a dolly. Someone else said, I am 12 and I want to be a surgeon when I'm older. I don't want a 12-year-old operating on me. No. Haven't you seen the show Doogie Howser?

You know what? I haven't. You should watch it. Pretty much a 12-year-old operating on me. No. Haven't you seen the show Doogie Howser? You know what? I haven't. You should watch it. Pretty much a 12-year-old surgeon. I also don't believe that you've seen the show Doogie Howser. I know enough. Anyone who makes the Doogie Howser reference, none of us have actually seen it.

I haven't seen it, but I know the gist. I know the plot. Child doctor. Yeah, pretty much. Shows in the 80s are weird. Yeah. Grey's Anatomy, but it's a kid. These are my two favourite texts that we got.

Yeah. When my son was four, he said he wants to be a Mexican man with a moustache. Oh, you don't want to ruin that kid's dreams, but it's not something that you can train to be. But mum, you said I could be anything I want. You can grow a moustache, sure. That's not what I said, mum. I said I want to be a Mexican man with a moustache.

You know, work hard enough and you can achieve anything. Shoot for the stars. But this is by far my favourite text. My four-year-old Freddy wants to be a block of cheese when he grows up. I'm deeply obsessed with that kid. I want block of cheese kid, wizard on a pirate ship kid and Mexican moustache kid to hang out together. They'd be awesome.

Too much personality for one room though. Yeah. I love it. They'll be like, boys, this is is sick We don't even need to take drugs So good We're already cooked They're so sweet We joke but they are the kids that get into drugs aren't they

What did all of you guys want to be When you grew up I wanted to be a fighter pilot Oh cool What about you girls I think I want to be a fighter pilot. Oh, yeah? Oh, cool. Yeah. What about you girls? I think I thought about being a teacher or a vet, but then I was like,

too hard, I'll go into radio. Too hard was what put you off? Too hard. Too much responsibility. Too much. Way too much responsibility. If you had to choose between teacher or vet now, though. Vet. Vet. Vet. You've got to put animals down. You don't have to put between teacher or vet now though. Vet.

You're going to put animals down. You don't have to put the kids down if you're a teacher. I don't like kids though. They're annoying and stinky. So when you're a vet you do like animals but you have to put them down and when you're a teacher you don't like kids and you can't put them down.

I think you should be a vet. Yeah I think you should be a vet. I said you can't put them down. I think you should be a vet. I think. Yeah, I sound like a vet. I think you should be a vet. I said you can't put them down, Ella. You Clinton me when I bloody said the right thing. Okay. Glad you, Ella.

Thank you. I wanted to be either an actor, actress, singer. Well, what do you want to, like, honestly, I can just ask you straight out. Oh, my gosh. What do you want to be when you grow up? I was going to say to her, well, there's still time. Actress, singer, or radio person, whatever, in radio.

That's what you wanted to be when you grew up. Yeah, singing would be cool, but like. You do sing, though. A little bit. I'm going to post a video tonight. Are you? What song? I wrote it.

Yay. You're actually quite a good songwriter. I've watched the songs that you've posted. I'm getting red now. And I'm like, I didn't know she had that in her. I thought pretty average, to be honest, what I've seen. Well, watch this one tonight. I'm joking, Ella. I'm joking. This is like when you said her picture was bad. What picture? The picture that you did. That I genuinely did mean. I'm sorry. I genuinely did mean it. She came in being like, Brie Brie look I've drawn a picture

And you went oh Claudia Not very good though is it You know what If I'm ever a parent If my kid brings me a drawing I'm not going to like build them up And say I'll be like

It's pretty average But keep working on it Post the picture to our Facebook group Yes Post the picture Do I have that Genuinely Claudia Claudia, did you think that was a good drawing?

I loved it. I've requested one. It looks like a five-year-old drawing. That's the fun of it. If a five-year-old did that, I'd be really impressed. That is expression, you know. There's a lot of movement and energy. You can see that she's really had a good time making it. Ella, genuinely, the

drawing's not good, but your singing and songwriting is good. If you put that in an iPhone, she can't trust you anymore. She can't trust you anymore. No, because she doesn't know which one to believe. No, but I'm the honest friend. You guys are not fucking honest. I'm 100% honest.

It's abstract. And it's cool because my Billie Eilish shit is also on it. You're messing the point, Ella. It's shit. The drawing's shit, okay? Can I swear on this fuck you that's so mean oh my god get over it draw my sunglasses you missed all the nice stuff

i said and i actually mean it because these guys will just say oh everything's great i'll be honest i've got a new song and it's called brianna's mean okay fair enough okay that's that song sounds like it sucks i'll be. Put the photo in our podcast group for a rating. All right, fine. Put the picture in there. Anything else? I pride myself that I'm honest with my friends, so there you go. I'm a dirty liar, but I love that picture.

No, you don't, you dirty liar. I do. I love it. Okay, you can love it, but is it genuinely from a 20, how old are you now? 22. 22-year-old, is it a good drawing? I think it's very good how she's captured her young spirit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is it a good drawing, yes or no?

Wait, wait, wait. No one can see the picture. No one can see the picture, guys. No one can see the picture. Is it a good drawing, yes or no? Yes. Okay, it's going up. Oh, my God.

It's going up now. I'm never asking your opinion of how I look in an outfit. No, no, I'll be honest about outfits. And, like, things in teeth, I'll tell you. Oh, see, that's... I value those friends. You know how you can tell if someone's a genuine good person or not? They tell you if you've got toilet paper stuck to your shoe?

They tell you if you've got something on your face or if something's in your teeth or if toilet paper's on your shoe. The ones that don't what the fuck man? Yeah what the hell? What is wrong with you? I reckon a normal person who's not even a friend will tell you those things. I do. You'll know someone is a bad person if they don't tell you any of those things. Or they really struggle with confidence. The toilet paper on the shoe one you have to man up and- You've got to tell someone. You've got to tell them.

I always tell people now because I always know the feeling of then going to the bathroom and seeing something on your face or in your teeth, and then you think about all- This is what I do, and then I think about all the people that I've seen or been around and go, those people. I have the same feeling whenever I find my flyers down. Same thing. You tell someone. Just tell them.

Tell me. It's better to tell someone and they will appreciate it. Tell me and then I'll go, why were you looking at my crotch? See, don't do that because then people aren't going to tell you. Got him. A friend of ours was at a festival recently and a shoulder of their dress slipped off and one of their chicken fillets was on display.

Oh, no. So they weren't wearing a bra. They were wearing that stick-on bra and the full chicken fillet on one side. I'm only saying the chicken fillet on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was out there. And I wasn't even in the conversation

with the people she was talking to. And I waited. I was like, someone will tell her. Someone will tell her. Did no one say anything? Someone will tell her. No one told her? They didn't.

I waited about four or five seconds. Was it men and women? Nah, girls. What the fuck, girls? I think they were all wasted. Really? Oh, okay. That's a little bit different.

So I went over and all I did was slip the strap back onto the shoulder and then walk away. Oh, nice. I just slip it up and then left. I was like, I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to do anything. I just want to put it back on and then get the fuck out. Oh, God.

Chicken fillets. Save the day. I put up my drawing. It's up now on the ZM. Oh, is it? Brain Clinton podcast. Oh, so people, when they're listening to this, will be able to go and have a look.

And then they can comment really nice things. Did you put the reference picture in there too? Yes. Who are you going to be? Are you going to be an honest person? And say you love it? Or a liar? You guys are so annoying.

I honestly think it's artistic. I was really blown away by my abilities. I believe you painted that in a style. And I think the style you were going for, you nailed. My style was cool. Hey, our Uber's here. Let's get out of here. Bye.

Bye, everybody. Other podcast is going live right now, too. You can get the whole show over there. See ya. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim.