ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 17th November 2023

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

No birthday banger today but we get to talk even more about how Clint gets to travel to do awesome stuff and the rest of us don't. And also, we're back on the motorbike buzz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Friday Brian Clint Podcast intro, where we're not doing an international birthday banger, because I am flying internationally to Perth this afternoon, so I have to go. You are the birthday banger. I nearly hit my, nearly bloody gave the microphone a gobby. Don't want to deep threat the microphone. I've done it before, I'll do it again.

Yeah, I'm going to Perth. I'm going to see Coldplay. Yeah, you are. You're a man. Perth. Lovely town of Perth. Hello to all the Perth... Perthonians?

Perthonians? Perthites? Perthonians. Perthonites. Perthonites? Perithians. Perenniums. Perithians.

Perithiums. Yeah, either way, I'm going to Perth. I went to Perth earlier this year Perithians. Perenniums. Perithians. Perithians. Yeah, either way, I'm going to Perth. I went to Perth earlier this year for a stag do and I saw none of Perth. I just was either drunk or hungover on my friend's olive farm. Yeah. And that's all we did. So I'm excited to actually see Perth this time.

Are you going to see? Well, you're there for one night. No, two nights. Two nights? Yeah. Well, pretty much one night? No, two nights. Two nights? Yeah. Well, pretty much one night. No, two nights. What time do you get there?

Like four in the afternoon. Oh, do you? Yeah, because of the time difference. He's flying backwards in time. And then we're going on a boat up the river to get to the stadium. So I'll see a bit of Perth. Last time I was in Perth, I saw kangaroos. Whoa.

Yeah. No way. I didn't know that kangaroos just hopped around in Australia. We were just sitting there and they hopped across my friend's back lawn. What do you think they're doing? Just in the outback or in the zoo? No, they're everywhere. Well, it's like New Zealand.

You don't see kiwis everywhere, do you? I used to race kangaroos on my motorbike. Did you? Yeah. What kind of motorbike were the kangaroos on? I think they preferred a Suzuki. Oh, Suzuki, but I can't be sure. Not a Kanga Sucky? Depends what type, like an eastern grey kangaroo Suzuki fans.

Oh, this is not a motorbike podcast. We spent all yesterday talking about motorbikes. It was fun. I like talking about motorbikes. So do I, to be honest. I've owned a couple of bikes in my life. Oh, yeah? Remember when I owned a Harley? Remember when I told you about how I owned a Harley? I remember that, yeah. I've owned a couple of bikes in my life. Oh, yeah? Remember when I owned a Harley?

Remember when I told you about how I owned a Harley? I remember that, yeah. 883 Sportster. Yeah. Matt Black. Yeah. You're jealous. Don't be jealous.

It's fine. I actually did want that exact bike. Did you? You've never told me that. That was the exact bike. And when I broke up with my girlfriend before I got together with the woman who is now my wife. It's a good choice. Because neither my girlfriend previously or my wife currently want me to have a motorbike.

Smart women. So in that window, I was like, I'm going to get a motorbike. Smart women. They know you and how coordinated you are. I'm going to get a Sportster. I'm going to get a Sportster. And then someone said to me it was a woman's bike. It's not.

I know. It's not. I know. I think it is when it can be. When a woman rides it? Nah, with the features or the different modifications you can make. You can make it more female friendly. But definitely not.

I think it's a unisex bike. I had the money to buy it too. I was this close. But then someone goes, do you really want your first motorbike to be a Harley Davidson? I was like, yes. Why wouldn't you? Yeah. I owned it in the place, the only place that I would own a motorbike on the central coast.

Right. Where? It's beachy. It's beachy. The traffic is like nil. Yeah. You know, like there's no traffic. There's no city.

So it's a good place to own a motorbike. Whereas Auckland, absolutely not. The people you're dating are smart because owning a motorbike is freaking dangerous. Any hot gossip to add, ladies? Guys, what motorbike would you own if you could own one? I want a Vespa. I want a Moped.

That's the same thing. What? Vespas are great. Vespas are cool. Vespas are great. Vespas are very cool. I also want a Cantervan. I want a moped. That's the same thing. What? Vespas are great. Vespas are cool. Vespas are great. Vespas are very cool. I also want a camper van. I want a caravan around.

Like a cat. Me too. Do you want a camper van or do you want a caravan? Caravans are like trailers. I want one that you can sleep in. It's the same thing. You can sleep in both. Do you want a camper van or do you want a caravan?

Same thing. Caravan. Not the same thing. It's the same. It does the same job. The cheaper one would be very different to drive. It does the same job. A caravan, you need a car as well. I know,avan. Not the same thing. It's the same. It does the same job. The chamber one would be very different to drive. A caravan you need a car as well. I know but it does the same job. I would get a caravan

because then you have the car as well. So you can go out on day trips. I want to get a bus. I want to get a bus that I can live in. Yeah that'd be fun. My friend lives in a bus. Does she? You stayed in the bus before. Yeah you and your partner went and stayed for a weekend in the bus. Well we stayed in our car next to the bus. Yeah Yeah, you and your partner went and stayed for a weekend in the bus.

Well, we stayed in our car next to the bus. Yeah. Oh, you didn't have a bus? How are the Venga boys, by the way? Yeah, they're good. They're good? Yeah. I'm so jealous you got to stay on the Venga boys bus.

Do you want to hear something really satisfying? Oh, that was nice. Thank you. That was nice. It feels like a Friday. That sounded like a solid fart from you. Feels like a Friday, you're right. Feels like it definitely is Friday.

Almost feels like it could be. Those Friday feels. Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Honestly, do people even like these after-party bookers? Yeah, I would love some feedback. People hate this shit. They're like, fuck, just get to the point.

Just get out of here. Get to the real podcast. I love this. Have a great weekend, everybody. Whoa, whoa. Did I mention I'm going to Perth? Oh, what? Whoa, whoa.

Turn the music up. Come on, everyone. Catch you guys next week. The Vengal Boys are back in town. Whoa, whoa. All right, back in town. Whoa, whoa. All right, I'm fine. Whoa, whoa. This is what I want to do.

Whoa, whoa. Let's have some fun. Whoa, whoa. What about in the Robbie Williams documentary when him and Jerry Halliwell are making fun of the Vengaboys? Shade. Great. I've seen the Vengaboys live in the last couple of years.

Great show. Do recommend. Yeah, Robbie. It's okay. He had depression. Let's have some fun. Okay, bye, everyone. Bye.

Bye, guys. Have a good weekend, guys. Be safe. Bye. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Let's be safe.