ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th April 2024

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

Producer Ella has come up with a genius game that we're calling Do You Rate it? We go over the rules of it and play a few rounds, let us know what you think on our Podcast Facebook page here - https://www.facebook.com/groups/415658975801266See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network I'm having a party A party for two I just didn't even see that there's a new new intro I didn't even see it I coloured it brightly for you We'll save that I don't want to hear it

No I want to hear it That's more of an end of pod sound I demand it We can go out on it Do you want to play my fun game? Yeah You have to explain it really clearly though Oh god, okay Can I explain it Do you want to play my fun game? Yeah You have to explain it really clearly though Can I explain it?

Yeah please, I don't know how to explain it So Ella's game is She wants everybody to come up with a number To agree to a number But one person doesn't know that number And then the person who's in the dark Gets to ask A question that correlates to that number.

The number needs to be between 1 and 10. And then you say, what would you rate? Fuck, I don't even remember. Okay. Three of us have to pick a number between 1 and 10. The other person's trying to guess what it is. The number is a rating. No, don't say the number.

The number, you don't say it out loud. The number is basically like a rating So then she let's say Ella's in She has to ask questions like Think of a movie Think of a song That you would rate at that number That's how you explain it

That's perfect Does that make sense You'll get it We're going to try it So you're going to do it So I'm in the dark You're in the dark Close your eyes

We're going to agree to a number Yep Yep Okay Yep So I don't know this number No Okay I'll go around

Wait should the audience know Nah they'll figure it out Okay No because then they can play If they don't know the number True Yeah but they can't ask questions. They can try to guess, though.

Ella needs to ask good questions. Yeah, okay. So I'll go around. You each get one question. Okay. Claudia. Okay, I'm going to go with New Zealand beaches. Ooh.

So the question, you're going to be really clear on the first one. Claudia, tell me a New Zealand beach that you would rate at this number. Okay, tell me whatever he said. I forgot. Yep. Thank you. Ha, hey. Great beach.

So I'm thinking, for me personally, this is one of my favourite beaches ever. So I would go immediately high, high, an 8, 9, 10. I'm even thinking a 10. That's impeccable. Great. Brianna. Yes. I knew she was going to ask me last, by the way.

Okay. I was just going clockwise. Is this clockwise? I was just going anticlockwise. Wait, this is clockwise. Whatever. Just ask the question. Cheeses. No, ask the question. I don't know what. This is the first ever version of this game.

How would you rate? You say, what's a cheese? What's a cheese? That you rate at the number you've picked. Parmesan. I feel like you like Parmesan. You do? You do love cheese in general? Bad question for a vegan to ask who doesn't eat cheese.

Yeah, those are really stupid. I was trying to relate to Bree. You've used your question. Parmesan, I'm just going to stick to the highs. And Clinton. What's Apple and tech brands? Yeah, tech brands. Tech brands.

What would you rate? What's a tech brand that I would give this rating? Yes. Ooh. Well, that's a hard question. It's a hard one. You know it, Clint. It's an easy one. Tesla.

Damn, I'm going 10. No, 8. No. Do you lock your guess in now? No. I locked it in. 9. Sorry, that was loud. 9. Do you lock your guess in now? No. I locked it in. Nine. Sorry, that was loud.

Nine. It was ten. It was ten. I said ten and you didn't react, so I changed it. That's not a part of the game, us reacting. I don't hate this game. I don't hate this game. It's fun.

It's niggly to get off the ground. Yeah, it is. But it's like got legs to it. Should we try it one more time? Bray, you be the person. I don't want to be the person. I'll be the person. Okay, you be the person. Claudia, be the person. Okay, you pick the number. Show Ella. Okay, got it. Should we tell the audience

this time or not? Yeah. That'd be nice. I reckon. Claudia, definitely say it. You guys talk so I can't hear Ella. Oh no, I'll do it. You say it. I don't have to say it. Don't put your headphones near, no. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Okay.

No, don't put your headphones near your ears. I'm trying to block my ears. Okay, audience. Can you just start screaming, Claudia? Huh? Just start screaming. You're fine. You're fine.

They can't hear. I won't even look at you. Four. Cool. Got it. Can I come back? Yeah, you can come back. Yeah.

All right. We're all good to go. Okay, Claudia, three questions, please. Four. Cool. Got it. Can I come back? Yeah, you can come back. Yeah. All right, we're all good to go. Okay, Claudia, three questions, please. Okay, Clint. Oh, you're first. Ooh. I knew Claudia would put me first. Oh, shut up. How do we word the questions?

What is a chip flavor that you would rate at this number? Sour cream and chives. Ooh. Okay, that feels high. This game literally- It's subjective You're banking on Knowing the person

Really well So that's where the question Is important Yeah Isn't it Yeah I'm thinking 789 Because I like that

And then some things Are universal as well But yeah yeah Okay Bree What What Colour Would you rate

At this number Oh This is very subjective Probably But you know what Bree likes You know what she wears colour would you rate at this number? Oh! This is very subjective. Probably. But you know what Brie likes. You know what she wears. True. In terms of clothing? Or just colour? Yeah, okay.

Clothing colour. Clothing colour. Probably purple. Hmm. Okay. I feel like it's lowered a bit and I'm now thinking like four, five, six. Ella.

Hello. What nut would you rate? That's a good one. That's a great one. You're good at this. Creative. Oh, okay.

Let me think of all the nuts. Semen. So it's a zero. What's the... Or is it? Or it's a nine. Depends on who you're asking. Depends on the night.

Almond. Oh, an almond. Ooh, that's a bit harsh. Okay, okay, okay, okay. See, for me, an almond is a superior nut. This is where it comes down to the person. Yeah, but maybe that's because it's a high number. I don't know what to say.

It's hard because I feel like, for me, sour cream and chives or whatever Clint said is very high on the list. I love sour cream and chives. Purple, I think, for Brie is low on the list. And almonds maybe are a mid-range for Ella. So we could go anywhere. But I'm going to look in a, based on gut feeling, four.

Far out. You say four. Yeah. That's correct. Sour cream and chives are a four to me. Really? Sour cream and chives are not a four. Have you tasted the thick-cut ones from Bluebird?

I just think they're- Oh, they are fucking amazing. I think they're an overly jazzy chip. Wow. I love the thick-cut ones from Bluebird. Yeah, see, it's down to the person. I just think they're fucking amazing I think they're an overly jazzy chip wow I love this I think they're a superior chip yeah see it's down

to the person oh could this game be quite good I feel like I could play this game sitting around a table drinking yeah

this is fun I like it it's going to come down to the name Ella you're going to need to find a good name for this is this the ratings

game or what's what do you rate it on average it's like average I like do you rate it do you rate it oh that's good do you rate it you just say that yeah man oh sorry this is my game i lost a game of odds today by the way oh did you i had to eat a whole carrot really fast that sounds fun that's gonna that's gonna

there's a faster way to make a carrot disappear. Can I play? Can I do the guessing? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, and then we'll call it. Oh, yeah, we've got to do the thing. Put your headphones on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put your headphones on. You can't say it. Let's go. What's that? Oh, yeah, cool. No, this. This? You can't say it Let's go What's that? Oh yeah cool No this This We're doing this

I can do this Oh that Yeah That's what you mean Like go You're right Yeah we're sweet We got it

We gotta make sure She can't hear I'm just gonna say She can't hear right It's a one Cool got it Yeah we're sorted You done?

Yeah Okay Bree When you're ready Okay It's a one. Cool. Got it. Yeah, we're sorted. You done? Yeah. Okay, Bree. When you're ready. Ella. Oh, me. My first question. What rom-com movie would you put in this rating?

Okay, hang on. Let me think. Sorry, you might need to cut this Give her time to think about it, you can go to Claudia Okay, Claudia What musician would you put at this rating? Oh no Beyonce Oh see, I know Beyonce

Claudia hates Beyonce so I'm thinking like a one Beyonce. Oh, see, I know Beyonce. Claudia hates Beyonce, so I'm thinking like a one. Like a one. There's a Beyonce song that she likes. There's one. Okay, I got it. I got it. Yes, Ella? Tall Girl.

Oh. Do you remember that? That movie sucks. Oh, I can't ask if she liked it. To me, that movie was poos. It was literally based off a stereotype of this tall girl and all this. Sit down, tall girl. Sit down, tall girl.

Okay, and Clint, what vehicle brand would you put in this category? What's that? This will give it away for you straight away. See, I'm asking smart questions. Yeah, these are great questions. Sseng Yong. Oh, shit. So it's either a one or a zero.

Final answer? Final answer. Can I just ask a question? Can zero be included in the? No. It's a one. Woo! We're very good.

Yay! Nice. Okay, Clint, do you want to turn or nah? Everyone's had a turn. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Yeah, I'm closed. Close them eyes. Close them eyes.

Okay, put your fingers in. Okay, should I pick it? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You guys say it very quiet. It's a five. Okay.

You can tell them to come back. All right, Glenn. You should have just gone and smacked him. Hello, everybody. Okay, when you're ready, ask away. Claudia. Hello. Because I feel like the car one could be quite good for Claudia too.

Can I reuse questions? For the first round in this, no, you can't. No, okay. Oh, I had an answer. But you can once we play again. Claudia, fast food restaurant. What is a fast food restaurant you would give this rating to? That's interesting.

Wendy's. Yep, cool, got it. Ella? Ella? What is a... What is a... What is a... What is a recreational drug that you would...

Drug, yeah, yeah. Again, no, no. Is that the question? Yeah. What's a recreational drug you'd give this rating? You can't ask that one. Can I? Ella, what is a item of clothing you would give this rating?

Oh, perfect. Mmm. Matt, how do you come up with it so quickly and Brie yours is going to be cut of meat oh cut of meat in terms of like beef steaks like eye fillet T-bone like that type of vibe yep chicken breasts chicken thighs

oh no see that's different you've got to keep it in one one meat okay cut of beef no yeah alright Cut of beef. No. Yeah, okay, all right, cut of beef. Ella? Crop top. Got it. Cool, thanks.

Cut of beef steaks because there's a lot of different cuts. Do you know your cuts? Well, we're about to find out. I don't think he does because he doesn't cook that much. How about eat meat? Yeah, but if you're not buying the meat and cooking it. I'll buy it. Okay, what to you is like the number one cut and what's the worst cut?

Number one would probably be like sirloin. I feel it is the best cut. Okay, so what are you choosing? I'd say sirloin. Oh, that's thrown me. This is what I'm saying. This has thrown me. What did you say, Claudia?

Wendy's. Ha! That's great! Oh, yeah. It's hard. It's really thrown me now. Yeah. Because when Alice said crop top, I was like, it's mid-table.

I know she doesn't hate a crop top. I know she doesn't particularly gravitate towards a crop top. And same with Wendy's. I was like, it's a mid-table restaurant. I like a Wendy's. The burger place, it's a mid-table restaurant. I like a Wendy's. The burger place, not the ice cream place, by the way. The burger place, not the ice cream and hot dog place. Oh, yeah.

But then this pushes me a bit higher, the sirloin thing. Get into her head. To like a seven. I know my cuts. She turned her nose up. I worked at a steakhouse. She turned her nose up at sirloin as soon as I said it. She was like, I feel it.

I worked at a steakhouse for many years. I know the cuts. I feel it is the number one cut. You can't get better like, I feel it. I worked at a steakhouse for many years. I know the cuts. I feel it is the number one cut. You can't get better than an I feel it. Seven. Seven. No, Wendy's.

Trust your gut, Clint. Six. Locking it in? Six. Locking in six. It was five. Mid-range. You were close.

You were right on it, though. Hell close. Rate it. All right. Do you rate it? Use it, though. Hell close. Rate it. All right. Do you rate it? Use it with your friends and family. I was going to say Toyota, by the way. For the car?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, Toyota's a five. Nah, Toyota's better than a five. Nah, Toyota's better. It's bloody... Seven. Nah. Yep, I agree. Skoda.

A five is like a... Toyota's a great vehicle. They're just not fancy vehicles. Yeah, I don't... But they're fantastically made. I was going on the coolness scale. Call this podcast... Oh, see, that's subjective as well.

Call this podcast, Do You Rate It? Do You Rate It? And Do You Rate It? And tell us on the Facebook page, Do You Rate It? And we'll see you guys... Tomorrow. Next time we rate it. Tomorrow.

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