ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 18th August 2025

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. What should we get Mama Di to sing next? Oh, um, my mind's telling me no, but my body, my body's telling me yes. That was actually very good. I know, but I can't sing it in public because it's R Kelly. Oh, that's a damn shame. Fuck, I finally found my range.

Who would have thought It was R Kelly all along Can we get Mama Dada to do her version of genuine pony If you're horny Let's do it Let's do it Write it My pony

My pony My saddle's itchy I mean What? Nothing worse than an itchy saddle Guys Yeah Yes

41 days Until daylight savings Ends or starts Or whatever the fuck it is Christ the Redeemer 41 days 40 days now It was 41 days this morning

It's all the same day Just over a month Yeah I know Today's over But you're counting from tomorrow You're getting way ahead of yourself I don't know when you're listening to this Anyway anyway

We're almost there We almost close We're almost there Okay I'm chill over that last little bit All right where we are actually Really? Yeah I'm good

Fuck no It's been a sunny winter I will say This has been the first winter I've Well I reckon I've enjoyed this winter More than any other winter and you know what I put that down to?

What? My dog. Dog winter. Because you have to, like you told me, you have to get out there. So you just do it. And then when you're out there, you're like, oh, that's not so bad. Yeah. It's so true.

Once you're out, you're like, actually. Actually, it's all right. And I find some of those outdoors is warmer than indoors. What are you guys fucking talking about? It's horrible most days. Especially when it's raining and I'm walking my fucking dogs in the rain. I hate this. I hate it.

Maybe you need a bit of raincoat. I've seen that raincoat you're running. You look like wearing a baggy condom. That's an expensive bloody raincoat. Yeah, I reckon you can do better. It's a Rain's Raines. Yeah, I know. I know.

What's a better raincoat? I love rain. I want one like Lucy's wife's raincoat. That one's really cool. Lucy's wife. Sorry, Clint's wife's. Lucy's Wife's Wraintz. Oh my God.

Stop trying to look like my wife. She's so cool, though. You should get an oil skin. What, like a, like a notebook. No. What are they called? God, I literally, all these words, yeah, all these words that I would use in Australia, I just, they're leaving my, they're leaving my brain. A drizer bone is an Aussie product that all the jackaroos, that's the word I was trying to remember. Jackaroo. What's a jackaroo? A jackaroo is like, like someone that looks after a huge property and will look after like herds of cattle or sheep. Like a farmer. Like a run. Like an outback rancher.

Yeah, kind of like runs a farm. Cool. That's a jackaroo. Yeah. And they would wear a drier bone. Not to be confused with a jack-a-bite for those who are watching. What's a jack-a-bite? Or Jack in a box.

I've got a really good one. Or a Jack off. Yeah. Don't get that confused. Or Jack Antenoff from Fun. Or Jack Anset, who was on the other podcaster. Or Jack and Jill, who went up the hell to fetch a pale of water. Or Jack from my intermediate.

Fuck, she got us. How I meant to compete with that. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, anyway, we're almost there, guys. What? Thank you. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, apparently 13 days until spring. Is that? Let me Google, because Georgia from the day show told me that today. 13 days? 13. That doesn't seem right. September. September.

September and November. Oh, my God. That's the first fact Georgia's ever given that was correct. Crazy scenes. So that's pretty fun. Any tips for bowling? tonight because I am bowling then going to watch Brie on Taskmaster. Boll it down the middle and hit

the middle one. I'm not very good at it. My advice and listen to me because I am the best bowler in the group and I stand by that. I stand by that. Do you actually think that? Yes. She outbolled me once. Now we're going to have to go bowling. I'm a good bowler. I'm a good bowler. Yeah but the two lesbians competing to me. I'm not a lesbian

but I am a good bowler. There's good bowlers and then there's me. I just want to hang out with you guys outside of work. No, you don't. Yes, I really do. I actually don't. I've decided. If you don't want to do quiz night with me, can we go bowling? Yeah, I'll go bowling with you. Sorry, can you please? Don't be upset at me? We can do a bowling night. Do your advice, please. So my best advice is so you know how you have the little triangles. Yep. On the ball or on the floor? On the floor. Yeah. On the floor. So then you've got the

triangles that are in a triangle that are in like a V. And so you know, obviously you've got the middle one. Sure. Aim to throw it either either side. Like, but one triangle either side of the middle one. Okay. Okay. That's where you throw it. And then if you hit it, it'll, you've got a good chance that'll knock the pins over. Yeah, I need to just focus, not take too much pressure.

And when I am leaning up to go, I don't know what happens. None of this is the advice that Brie just gave you. Yeah. What's the advice I just gave? Well, let's see if she was actually listening. There's triangles on the floor. What is the, and what is the advice I gave you? Neither side.

Okay, she did get it. Okay. But I don't know why would you, why wouldn't you go for the middle one? This is the thing, right? I'm telling you. Take my advice or leave it. You try your way and then you try my way and you see which was better. Does my positioning, can you see me right now?

Is this look good? Are you left? Wait, is she fucking left-handed? Yeah. Is she? Took you three years? Yes. How did we let her in the building?

Shut. I'm an intelligent lefty. How dare you? Oh Greta Thunth Hey You have stolen my dreams In my childhood

With your empty words How dare you It sounds like a character from Harry Potter It really does Do you reckon ill is like the New Zealand version of Greta Thumbu? That is a compliment I love her We're autistic

And we care about the world She is How dare you Has she been diagnosed I don't know if you should say that a Greta Thumburger. Isn't she just... Autistic? Question mark?

Yes. She's publicly stated. You go? Okay. I wish my mom knew I was autistic when I was a kid. It would have made my childhood so much better. Wait, are you? Have you been diagnosed? No, but this is the thing as a kid? See, I think we need to stop this.

I think we need to stop. Self-diagnosing. Self-diagnosing. I'm not diagnosing myself. You tell me. Do we stop? We can't. We're not a doctor. Yeah, I'm not a psychologist. It's not self-diagnosing if she gets us to do it for it.

How dare you? Sorry, I'll stop. How dare you? She sounds like Hermione. That's who she sounds like. That quiver in her voice. Yeah. How dare you?

I've stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty words. Oh, my God. How dare you? She's a modern day, Oliver Twist. Ah. Okay. Where is, is Greta, is Greta big Lizzy Liz? I'll Google that.

Is Greta Thumburg. I'm pretty sure she's dating. dating a woman. I thought she was. Yeah. She's happy. I don't think she's happy. Yeah. Well, she's not going to be happy. Do you know what is crazy? She seems deeply unhappy. She goes on a boat

to give aid to Gaza. Gaza, sorry. And the news covers it, like a little bit. But then she comes home, hugs a girl and everyone's like, she dating a woman? And there was headlines around that. Again,

again, Ella, this is your algorithm. her sailing there was headline news for like a week. It was the main news story. That's good to know because I only go on TikTok, not like New Zealand herald or anything. So thank you, Clinton, for your fact. Okay, I feel anxious now. So how dare you?

How dare you? I feel anxious. I hate this. Why do you feel anxious? I don't know. Sometimes it's big too much. Oh, getting a hot flush. I got Lara's a pan.

So she's freaking out. Brie, you missed it. I had a panic attack under the desk when you're away. That's not fun and I'm sad that I wasn't here. I'm the best person to be here. I hugged me. I hugged her but then I felt like I was crowding her so I stopped hugging her. Where did you get the resopem from? My doctor?

Oh okay, that's right then. You're going to self-diagnose again. Yeah, none of the doctors give out the good shit here. No, and they only give me five. Always la razepam. Never the diazepam's. Ooh, I want that. No, you don't. Oh, okay. No. That's real crisis stuff.

How dare you? Okay, can we go? Let's go. Yeah, I think we should go. If you are listening to this in New Zealand, you should remember that there is a new season of Taskmaster available from tonight. So when you hear this, it'll be out.

You can watch it on TV and said, and bloody breeze on it. Yeah, any feedback is welcome only if it's good feedback. What do you want feedback for? It's done. No feedback. No, I like hearing from people if they're like, oh, I loved this task, or I thought this was funny.

Okay, okay. But only good stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't give any constructive criticism Because it's already done She's already been filmed She can't change any of it So if it's good

I want the feedback If it's bad I mean it's too fucking late Go bye Go bye HOTT OGO You can take me hard to go

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