ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th July 2024
Episode Date: July 18, 2024Clint's elbow is still PHAT, it's terribly gross See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Come on Quinty Winty
Sorry, I don't know what's going on
with me today
Everybody in the club, what's up?
Why are we feeding back? Where's that feedback coming from?
Oh no, is that better?
I don't know.
Is that me?
Everything's normal. Is headphones near
the microphone? I'm not getting feedback.
I feel like it's normal. Is it?
Yep. That wouldn't go good.
Yeah. Is it good now?
I'm not getting feedback. Am I hearing things?
Have I got tinnitus?
You could have.
Wait, stop. I can't hear we're okay okay we're okay god this is such you know what i love about
this podcast it's a well well thought out it's a well-named it's a well-named podcast this is an
after party yeah oh what was the idea there was something that someone said today and i was like
oh that'd be great for the podcast
Probably something Clint said
Again great podcast
Well thought out
I've had the girls fingering my swollen elbow
In the last 10 minutes
I'm just going to say I didn't finger the elbow
I didn't want to
I just want to say I was forced to
No I just want to say I didn't force anybody
It was all consensual fingering
I've got an infected swollen elbow.
That's really not bad.
Or a burstitis that I'm medically minded.
It's kind of small.
It's like the most pathetic injury I've ever seen.
The most pathetic injury.
Like an elbow
injury just seems pathetic?
It is pathetic. And the way that I got it
is pathetic too.
It's just something awkward.
People see him in a sling
and he's like, oh, yeah, I did it from gardening.
And they're like, oh.
It's just so funny.
Get him, Ella.
Then you misrepresent me constantly.
I'm not.
This is my observation.
I feel like she's pretty spot on.
That's not what I've been doing.
He's sitting there in a sling.
Oh, we're done gardening.
Sorry.
You give it to us, so we'll give it to you, darling. I mean, gardening. Sorry. You give it to us
so we'll give it to you, darling. I mean, that's fair.
You dish it out. You've got to be willing
to take it.
Who do you reckon?
He's not mad.
He's not mad.
Who do you reckon?
I'll talk when I feel like it.
Who do you reckon
cops it the most on this show?
And who dishes it out the most
Clint dishes it out
Ali copped it today
Thank you
What did you cop it for
I've been copping it all day
Yeah true
What for
From us
Yeah both of you actually
I'm allowed because I'm from that community.
Yes, I opened up about some neurodivergence
and I believe I was met with some cruel stereotypes.
You do collect tie-dye shirts.
Do you?
I mean, it's true.
If you look back at the old Brinkley videos,
I'm always wearing them.
I thought that was a joke.
That's the only thing she wears.
Oh, cute.
Back in the day.
You did open up to us, but it's a show of love to make fun of you.
No, I know.
If we didn't care about you, we wouldn't make fun of you.
I know.
It's because you respect me, right, Clint?
You just know that I can take a joke.
Correct.
If anyone wants to know, I opened up to Clint
About the fact that I'm also autistic
And Clint what were you on?
Do not repeat what I said
Do not repeat what I said
That was for your autistic ears only
No it was funny I appreciate the gags
You know my favourite thing about when
You got diagnosed with that
Is you then said to me
You probably have it too.
And then you remember what I said
and I was like, yeah, you're probably right.
Can I ask you a real question which might sound offensive
but I don't mean it to sound offensive.
You know how you get medication for your ADHD?
Yeah. Do you medicate
autism? No, no, you can't
really.
Well, you know.
It's true. If you've never been close to it, fair question. Now,, you can't really. You can't, no. Nah, good question. Yeah, it's true.
If you've never been close to it, fair question. Nah, autism you can't really
medicate. It's more about lifestyle
changes and you can accommodate yourself. It's just
the knowledge, knowing, you know. Do you get
special parking at the supermarket? Nah,
see, this is bullshit. That's one thing I don't get.
I'd love that special parking.
Yeah, because, you know, it's overwhelming for me to go in.
It's real sensory Me too
The countdowns
All the shops do their
Quiet Wednesdays
I've never tried one
What time is that on?
I'd love to go
Wednesdays in the evening
There's nothing I find more stressful
Than being at a supermarket
Where there's a million fucking people
Oh my god
I hate being in places
Where there's heaps of people
Agreed
You've got to stop shopping at that pack and save then.
I reckon you go to the busiest supermarket in the country.
I can't afford anywhere else.
Go to a different pack and save.
All the pack and saves are like that.
Yeah, they are.
You need to go in the morning.
Mate, because he lives, everyone's shopping at pack and save.
Go in the morning to pack and save.
That's not bad.
What time in the morning?
Like 7.30?
Because I'll go at like 9 and it's packed.
Oh, all right. Go to wider. And save. That's not bad. What time in the morning? Like 7.30? Because I'll go at like 9 and it's packed. Shit.
All right.
Go to wider.
And save.
I just don't understand how there's so many people there at one time.
I can save more like packing people.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah, nice.
I feel like that could be a type 5, Clint.
That was good.
Type 5?
Yeah. Type, not tight. Is it tight? My a type five, Clint. That was good. Type five?
Yeah.
Type, not tight.
Is it tight? My type five?
Type five.
What's a type five?
Tight.
I think it's a, oh my God.
What is it?
Are you doing a comedy set?
Yeah, your comedy set.
It's a tight.
Tight five.
Is it a tight five minutes?
I thought you meant type, like you type it out, you've got five minutes.
That's cute too.
That's cute too.
Either or.
Oh, I really need some of those electric lights.
Huh.
What? Oh, yeah. Ella one time.
I said that wrong. Ella one time
said to Claudia,
I need a Powerade. I need some electric lights.
Oh, bless you. I didn't...
Yeah. Still don't get what wrong with that.
Can you say it again? Electrolights.
It's electro. Electrolights.
Electrolights. Electrolights. I don't care. Whatever. Is it again? Electrolytes. It's electro. Electrolytes. Electrolytes.
Electrolytes.
I don't care.
Whatever.
Is it electro?
Pretty sure.
I thought it was electra.
No, I'm pretty sure it's electro.
Electrolytes.
Electrolytes.
I'm going to just.
Oh, what is it?
Yeah, electrolytes.
I'm going to eat my own words here in a second.
Does anyone else want to touch my elbow?
No.
No, thanks.
Electrolytes.
Electrolytes.
Do you know
I might have to get
My elbow drained
You're like
That's good enough
Ew
Then I have to put
A needle in my elbow
And drain the fluid
That's disgusting
I feel
Yeah
Can you
I've had enough
Of the elbow
I care about you
Clint
And I hope you're okay
But like genuinely
I have to listen
To your periods and shit
Okay you can hear
About my elbow
Oh mate
Don't even Talk to me Talk to me Okay you can hear about my elbow Oh mate Don't even
Talk to me
Talk to me when you've had a sore elbow
Each month
Once a month for a week
For your whole life
For the last 15 years
No 20 years
Nah I'd have my arm cut off before that
You would
You would
I'd have it amputated
Yeah fair enough
Let's go
I think that's it
I think that's all she wrote
I think that's all she wrote
Yeah
Yeah
Cheers I'm gonna go get dinner Yeah fair enough What are you getting? Let's go. I think that's it. I think that's all she wrote. I think that's all she wrote. Yeah. Yeah.
Cheers.
I'm going to go get dinner.
Yeah, fair enough.
What are you getting?
Someplace in Kingsland.
I have to eat. Wow.
I have to eat three day old hamburgers.
Ew.
Wait, hang on.
That's painful.
Hang on, wait.
So have they been cooked already?
They've been cooked.
You need to change your mindset.
You don't have to eat them.
You get to eat them.
I cooked hamburgers on Monday night.
I thought that was all she wrote.
My partner, Sophia, was like,
oh, let's just eat those two leftover hamburgers.
I was like, the bread's bloody not fresh anymore.
The hamburgers are three days old.
Don't play the music, the wrapping up music over me.
He's trying to get us out of here.
Where are you going?
We can talk about your elbow some more if you want.