ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th July 2024

Episode Date: July 18, 2024

Clint's elbow is still PHAT, it's terribly gross See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:25 iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Come on Quinty Winty Sorry, I don't know what's going on with me today Everybody in the club, what's up? Why are we feeding back? Where's that feedback coming from?
Starting point is 00:00:43 Oh no, is that better? I don't know. Is that me? Everything's normal. Is headphones near the microphone? I'm not getting feedback. I feel like it's normal. Is it? Yep. That wouldn't go good. Yeah. Is it good now?
Starting point is 00:00:59 I'm not getting feedback. Am I hearing things? Have I got tinnitus? You could have. Wait, stop. I can't hear we're okay okay we're okay god this is such you know what i love about this podcast it's a well well thought out it's a well-named it's a well-named podcast this is an after party yeah oh what was the idea there was something that someone said today and i was like oh that'd be great for the podcast Probably something Clint said
Starting point is 00:01:26 Again great podcast Well thought out I've had the girls fingering my swollen elbow In the last 10 minutes I'm just going to say I didn't finger the elbow I didn't want to I just want to say I was forced to No I just want to say I didn't force anybody
Starting point is 00:01:42 It was all consensual fingering I've got an infected swollen elbow. That's really not bad. Or a burstitis that I'm medically minded. It's kind of small. It's like the most pathetic injury I've ever seen. The most pathetic injury. Like an elbow
Starting point is 00:01:57 injury just seems pathetic? It is pathetic. And the way that I got it is pathetic too. It's just something awkward. People see him in a sling and he's like, oh, yeah, I did it from gardening. And they're like, oh. It's just so funny.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Get him, Ella. Then you misrepresent me constantly. I'm not. This is my observation. I feel like she's pretty spot on. That's not what I've been doing. He's sitting there in a sling. Oh, we're done gardening.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Sorry. You give it to us, so we'll give it to you, darling. I mean, gardening. Sorry. You give it to us so we'll give it to you, darling. I mean, that's fair. You dish it out. You've got to be willing to take it. Who do you reckon? He's not mad. He's not mad.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Who do you reckon? I'll talk when I feel like it. Who do you reckon cops it the most on this show? And who dishes it out the most Clint dishes it out Ali copped it today Thank you
Starting point is 00:02:49 What did you cop it for I've been copping it all day Yeah true What for From us Yeah both of you actually I'm allowed because I'm from that community. Yes, I opened up about some neurodivergence
Starting point is 00:03:10 and I believe I was met with some cruel stereotypes. You do collect tie-dye shirts. Do you? I mean, it's true. If you look back at the old Brinkley videos, I'm always wearing them. I thought that was a joke. That's the only thing she wears.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Oh, cute. Back in the day. You did open up to us, but it's a show of love to make fun of you. No, I know. If we didn't care about you, we wouldn't make fun of you. I know. It's because you respect me, right, Clint? You just know that I can take a joke.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Correct. If anyone wants to know, I opened up to Clint About the fact that I'm also autistic And Clint what were you on? Do not repeat what I said Do not repeat what I said That was for your autistic ears only No it was funny I appreciate the gags
Starting point is 00:03:57 You know my favourite thing about when You got diagnosed with that Is you then said to me You probably have it too. And then you remember what I said and I was like, yeah, you're probably right. Can I ask you a real question which might sound offensive but I don't mean it to sound offensive.
Starting point is 00:04:15 You know how you get medication for your ADHD? Yeah. Do you medicate autism? No, no, you can't really. Well, you know. It's true. If you've never been close to it, fair question. Now,, you can't really. You can't, no. Nah, good question. Yeah, it's true. If you've never been close to it, fair question. Nah, autism you can't really medicate. It's more about lifestyle
Starting point is 00:04:31 changes and you can accommodate yourself. It's just the knowledge, knowing, you know. Do you get special parking at the supermarket? Nah, see, this is bullshit. That's one thing I don't get. I'd love that special parking. Yeah, because, you know, it's overwhelming for me to go in. It's real sensory Me too The countdowns
Starting point is 00:04:46 All the shops do their Quiet Wednesdays I've never tried one What time is that on? I'd love to go Wednesdays in the evening There's nothing I find more stressful Than being at a supermarket
Starting point is 00:04:58 Where there's a million fucking people Oh my god I hate being in places Where there's heaps of people Agreed You've got to stop shopping at that pack and save then. I reckon you go to the busiest supermarket in the country. I can't afford anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Go to a different pack and save. All the pack and saves are like that. Yeah, they are. You need to go in the morning. Mate, because he lives, everyone's shopping at pack and save. Go in the morning to pack and save. That's not bad. What time in the morning?
Starting point is 00:05:21 Like 7.30? Because I'll go at like 9 and it's packed. Oh, all right. Go to wider. And save. That's not bad. What time in the morning? Like 7.30? Because I'll go at like 9 and it's packed. Shit. All right. Go to wider. And save. I just don't understand how there's so many people there at one time. I can save more like packing people.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. I feel like that could be a type 5, Clint. That was good. Type 5? Yeah. Type, not tight. Is it tight? My a type five, Clint. That was good. Type five? Yeah. Type, not tight.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Is it tight? My type five? Type five. What's a type five? Tight. I think it's a, oh my God. What is it? Are you doing a comedy set? Yeah, your comedy set.
Starting point is 00:05:54 It's a tight. Tight five. Is it a tight five minutes? I thought you meant type, like you type it out, you've got five minutes. That's cute too. That's cute too. Either or. Oh, I really need some of those electric lights.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Huh. What? Oh, yeah. Ella one time. I said that wrong. Ella one time said to Claudia, I need a Powerade. I need some electric lights. Oh, bless you. I didn't... Yeah. Still don't get what wrong with that. Can you say it again? Electrolights.
Starting point is 00:06:22 It's electro. Electrolights. Electrolights. Electrolights. I don't care. Whatever. Is it again? Electrolytes. It's electro. Electrolytes. Electrolytes. Electrolytes. I don't care. Whatever. Is it electro? Pretty sure. I thought it was electra.
Starting point is 00:06:30 No, I'm pretty sure it's electro. Electrolytes. Electrolytes. I'm going to just. Oh, what is it? Yeah, electrolytes. I'm going to eat my own words here in a second. Does anyone else want to touch my elbow?
Starting point is 00:06:40 No. No, thanks. Electrolytes. Electrolytes. Do you know I might have to get My elbow drained You're like
Starting point is 00:06:47 That's good enough Ew Then I have to put A needle in my elbow And drain the fluid That's disgusting I feel Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:53 Can you I've had enough Of the elbow I care about you Clint And I hope you're okay But like genuinely I have to listen
Starting point is 00:07:01 To your periods and shit Okay you can hear About my elbow Oh mate Don't even Talk to me Talk to me Okay you can hear about my elbow Oh mate Don't even Talk to me Talk to me when you've had a sore elbow Each month
Starting point is 00:07:09 Once a month for a week For your whole life For the last 15 years No 20 years Nah I'd have my arm cut off before that You would You would I'd have it amputated
Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah fair enough Let's go I think that's it I think that's all she wrote I think that's all she wrote Yeah Yeah Cheers I'm gonna go get dinner Yeah fair enough What are you getting? Let's go. I think that's it. I think that's all she wrote. I think that's all she wrote. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Cheers. I'm going to go get dinner. Yeah, fair enough. What are you getting? Someplace in Kingsland. I have to eat. Wow. I have to eat three day old hamburgers. Ew.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Wait, hang on. That's painful. Hang on, wait. So have they been cooked already? They've been cooked. You need to change your mindset. You don't have to eat them. You get to eat them.
Starting point is 00:07:46 I cooked hamburgers on Monday night. I thought that was all she wrote. My partner, Sophia, was like, oh, let's just eat those two leftover hamburgers. I was like, the bread's bloody not fresh anymore. The hamburgers are three days old. Don't play the music, the wrapping up music over me. He's trying to get us out of here.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Where are you going? We can talk about your elbow some more if you want.

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