ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 18th July 2025
Episode Date: July 18, 2025We've got the much anticipated update on how Clint's risky joke went at the fancy MC gig last night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hi everybody, welcome to the after party with Bri, Anne, Clint and Claudia and Ella,
who are currently wearing Pitbull bald caps. They have been for about an hour and a half now.
Yeah, it's a bit itchy.
Yeah, have you got a hairnet on under there?
I did originally, but now it's just at the back.
Now it's just a rubber cap.
They're like, this ball cap's quite hot.
Yeah, it's just plastic.
Oh, is it bad for my hair?
Nah, not for wearing it for an hour.
You're good.
Nah, you'll be fine.
I'm taking it off.
Oh.
I just need it.
I want good hair.
For what?
I love that those ball caps,
Claudia looks permanently surprised
Wrinkles they've got the forehead lines. It's very tactile
Which makes it particularly Voldemort a yeah. Yeah, what do you reckon pitbull thinks about them because the
Now is that so many people thousands of people there's a video of the entire o2 arena wearing the ball caps
It's so you gotta love it, right?
Yeah, love it.
He's talked about it.
He loves it.
As you would.
If people are dressing like you, like out of an entire line up of people and they chose
you to dress as, you'd be stoked.
Do you think Michael Jackson would have enjoyed it if everyone wore a terrible nose to the
concert?
Yeah.
Do you think a bad nose?
Michael Jackson.
I love little Michael.
He had a few noses.
He had a few noses. Michael Jackson noses.
Hang on.
Every day we wait for her to catch up on history.
Today she asked who Chris Hemsworth was.
No, shut up.
Yeah, that was fucked up from you.
I got confused.
You love putting words in my mouth.
I got confused.
There's so many Chris's.
There's a lot of them.
Is there?
Okay, name them.
Name all the Chris's that you were getting confused with.
Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Lilly.
Chris Lilly?
That doesn't count.
Chris Lilly.
Chris.
Christopher Luxon.
Crown canceled.
Chris Famous.
So there was two Chris's that you were getting confused with.
She googled Chris Famous and a guy named Chris Famous came up.
He's a magician I reckon.
Chris Klein.
Chris Elliott.
Guys, I did the joke last night.
Oh yeah!
So I did it last night if you were wondering.
Wait can you set the scene?
Yeah do the joke again.
Oh okay. So I can reveal last night if you were wondering. Well, can you set the scene? Yeah, do the joke again. Oh, OK.
How far into the night was it?
So I can reveal all the details now.
It was that...
I probably revealed them yesterday,
but let's pretend I didn't.
I was hosting an award ceremony,
they were advertising awards,
and there was an ad for a beer company
where they got vanilla ice to call you back.
And it won a big award last night.
And the people came up to get the award and my plan was to say that was a really good campaign I actually did
it and vanilla ice called me back it was very cool which is better than my idea which was
P Diddy gives you a call back. Again stunned silence. Yeah I don't know. It was less awkward.
Wait what was it? No stunned silence from you guys. What were they marketing? Beer.
Right. Beer. What was the beer called? DB Export Ultra. Okay. The idea was like you put your beer in the freezer. Yeah.
You plan a callback after a certain amount of time you get a callback so you don't forget about
your beer. And you get a callback from vanilla ice because ice in the freezer. So it makes sense.
Yeah. So how does P Diddy relate? Because they're both rappers. They're both washed up rappers.
So an ad company books a rapper for their campaign.
That's the time.
So how did it go?
Pretty good.
This was the room.
It would be bad if the room did what you guys did.
But the room went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH which is the reaction that you want.
I guess so.
Yeah.
Oh that's worse.
I don't know if I want that reaction.
Was it OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then laugh? Yeah it was uncomfortable like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh no. I think my family is a little if I want that reaction was it oh and then laugh Yeah, it was uncomfortable like oh
I think my friend was there last night, and I've texted her
Oh, you know her a play on Monday. Oh, yeah, okay? Yeah good unless your applies
Okay, this this is really important to me with with doing the joke and not doing the joke. At what point in the night?
About 25 minutes in.
Ooh, okay, that's quite early.
Was there a preamble where we could have a drink?
Well, maybe slightly more.
Maybe slightly more.
It was like midway through, it was in two sections
and it was midway through the first section.
Okay, okay.
People were drunk already.
That's the question I'm asking.
And there was booze on the table.
Yeah, that's the question I'm asking.
What did you say? No, they answered it. I think you're giving the joke enough credit. You're overanalyzing it.
Yeah. It's just a rapper on rapper joke. It's just that rapper. What other, did you do any
other jokes? Yeah, it was very funny. Go on then. No, I didn't. Tell us one of the jokes.
No, I didn't write any other jokes. Tell us a joke. No. Dance monkey, dance. But you would have done jokes in the fly.
Yeah.
Do you do jokes?
Nah, not me, man.
Sometimes.
No, no, no.
Yeah, have you seen the car he drives?
Rich with your number plate.
Oh, that was good for me.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
I'm gonna change it.
I'm gonna change it.
I need to change it.
Well, you're too recognisable now.
Well, we had talked about it on radio,
but do you see someone text the text machine today?
No.
Someone text the text machine, where was it?
It said...
I don't know.
Now I just fall down.
It said, can you tell Brie that I think I just saw her number plate if it was Leshgole, L-E-S-G-O-O,
and she was heading on the southern motorway towards Hamilton, then I saw her.
And I was like, you're literally listening to our radio show right now, why would I be
on the highway?
I've seen another variant of the plate, it was like L-E-T-Z, Let's Go, G-O.
Oh, mine's the best. Mine's the original.
Oh yeah, you've got like the full letters.
Yeah.
I reckon Let's Go is different, I reckon that's just some company, it's really like a travel company or something.
That's yeah.
How many things? It's just some company who's like, it's really like a travel company or something. That's, yeah.
How many things? I'd be so interested to see what you could get.
What sort of money you could get for that number plate.
So, and this is me being very transparent,
the guy that I bought it from,
cause you girls weren't here, were you?
No, and I remember seeing you driving around,
I didn't realize it was you,
and I came to work very early on when I started.
I was like, guys, I saw this funny number plate, and you were like, that was me!
Well you're like, I saw this fucking loser's number plate.
Because we talked about it on air back when people were actually still saying Leshgold,
and then the guy who owned it, because he already owned it, his girlfriend was listening
to our show.
And she texted her and said,
hey, my boyfriend owns that number plate.
I'll get him to call you guys.
And then remember we did a live negotiation on the air,
where essentially the number plate is worth $1,000,
like if you buy it from Kiwi Plates.
And he charged me $1700.
But with the option that he would buy it back?
Under the condition that if I ever were to get rid of it, which I am going to, that he'll
pay me the same amount for it.
Which is not really fair, because what if it goes up in value?
What if it goes down?
Well this is true too, yeah. But none of this was in value. What if it goes down? Well this is true too. But none of this was in
writing so do you reckon he's going to pay $1700 for Leshgo in 2025? Probably not. Probably
not. Oh well. Deal the deal. Oh well. Oh well. I can't even, I don't even know where he
is now. Don't know where he is. The Leshgo guy. In my inbox, yeah. He'll be on to bigger and better things.
He'll probably, have you checked the Forbes 30 under 30 list?
He'll be on there.
Maybe.
Yeah.
It's funny because you know he drove the same car that you drive.
Did he?
Yeah.
A horse.
The number plate Leshko came off the same car as yours.
Was it one of those little plastic red and yellow cars?
Nah, it came off, he told me what it came off.
A scooter?
A racecar bed?
I believe it was a Skyline.
Oh, I had one of those.
A racecar bed?
I rest my case.
So you do hear us.
It came off a racecar bed, that's a funny joke whoever said that.
A racecar bed!
So you can hear us!
Our bikes are on!
Ha!
Ummm...
Time to go. Time to Um. Time to go.
Time to go.
Time to go.
Now, let's go.
Party your ass off.
Drink it, smoke it.
Party your ass off.
Drink it, smoke it.
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