ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th June 2024

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

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Apple, Spotify Or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network Okay everybody calm today everybody Don't patronise them They'll get angry again No more patronising, no more lying And we'll be fine

There's only so much I can stand up for you But you didn't get me It's just incredibly easy to wind up Some people On this show I mean you're not wrong It doesn't mean you have to No I feel like you do

I feel like that's what you have to do It's his love language. No, you know it's like holding up a red blanket to him. What does that mean? You're the bull. Red ragtor bull. Yeah, holding up the red blanket and Clint's the bull, so he just wants to go for it then.

I received another losing radio and podcast award today. Do you know how many of these finalist non-winner certificates I've got? I throw mine in the bin. Oh, guys. Yeah, I'm not here to say. What are you doing? You're still like in the top four of the whole country. It's an honor to be nominated.

I just want to break the seal. Oh, 100%. I'm over it. I've been holding this piss in for years. That break the seal thing is so real, by the way. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's a myth.

It is. The longer you can hold it, the less you'll have to piss over the night. That is bullshit. It isn't. It's bull. Yeah, it means you've got good bladder muscles, which actually plays into the fact that it means you can hold it longer. Yeah.

It means you can do other stuff too. I had a great question. I had a great, great question, and it was based off a piece of audio I heard that's doing the rounds. Concentrate, please. Sorry. I'm so distracted.

What's up? Where Clint talks about how it's been like six years since you played rugby, and when you weren't here, I said to Claudia, you know what? I just can't picture Clint playing rugby at all. Yeah. And what did you say, Claude? I said, nah, he looks more like a squash guy.

And I said, or badminton. Or pickleball. And it brought us to this game where we will say the person and then we all decide just based on looking at them and like their vibe, what sport they would play. Yeah. I just want to go on the record just quickly. I don't know where you found this rugby audio from,

but I never said I was good at rugby. I said I played it. We didn't say that. No. But we still can't picture it. And I knew I wasn't good. We still can't picture it. But that doesn't mean I didn't.

What position? I was a lock. You will hate to hear this. You will hate to hear this. But if you weren't, like, you 100% are a squash guy, or I could picture you playing soccer. Oh, yeah. That's you.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not my game. But yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but maybe it is your game. No, I found my game. No, I found my game later in life. What is it? Indoor netball.

Indoor netball is everyone's game. Nah, it was particularly good. I got kicked out of netball because I was so bad. So bad. Do you know who was particularly, it's not everyone's game, do you know who was very bad at indoor netball? Our 6'8 boss, Ross Boss. He wouldn't be good at anything.

I could look at him and go But we just put him under the goal and we said just get the ball and put it in He looks like the most unathletic person I've ever seen He just does not have the sporty feel or vibe about him Alright, you want to give people a sport based on their appearance? Ella would be I know what I'd be in another life

A sexy tennis player. Nah, you're too small. Not a regular tennis player. The sexy ones make all the money. She'd be a great ping pong player. I was wondering about that. You'd be a great ping pong player. No, I don't want that.

I feel like you'd give me netball though. You're scrappy. I am good. I was good and then I tried to get into it again and then they didn't Let me on the team Okay you're ping pong What no

You're sexy tennis You've been demoted To ping pong Give me pickleball Okay pickleball Yeah you can have pickleball Pickleball I had a stretch

It would be a stretch Short arms She's just Disturbing me Claudia would be Women's NFL I was going to say Snooker Snooker or dart in me. Claudia would be women's NFL. I was going to say snooker.

Snooker or darts. She would be a darts player. The pub games? Or frisbee. Frisbee. Frisbee? That is frisklawed to you. That sounds like more my type of game. Frisbee. Frisbee. That's brie in the islands. Ultimate Frisbee?

Yeah that God so much of that has been coming up on my TikTok lately Playing Ultimate Frisbee Yeah you'll be good at that Or Frisbee Golf Oh Claudia's a golfer That's what she is You're 100% a golfer

180 I know what I am Hammer throw Or shot put 100% a golfer. No. 180. I know what I am. Yeah. Hammer throw. Or shot put. Shot put. Oh, yeah, you're the track and field. Yeah.

You're the field part. I can see on the back of a bobsled. Javelin bobsled. Or on a rowing boat. What, the driver or the steerer? The one who gets in last. Oh, so the driver's at the front. Driver's at the front. Driver's at the front. I'd be the one at the back that just

sits for the heavier weight so that the bobsled goes down faster. Yeah, the anchor. You put your fattest one at the back. It's not why I sit there. No, but that's who I would be. They are all tiny bobsledders. I'd be the anchor weight.

You'd be a long jumper. Or a high jumper. I was a long jumper, high jumper. That was my sport back in the day. What the heck, man? You've played everything. God, I saw this guy on TikTok come up the other day. I hate TikTok.

I've got to get off it. But I saw this guy come up on TikTok who was a high jumper. He was phenomenal. Phenomenal. Great form. Great. He was hitting the heights. And then it panned to the front of him

Enormous schlong I think I saw it Gargantuan Like this microphone In his In his Flaccid In his

In his Maybe he's a show up Leotard Unitard High jumpers are tall Which equals big schlongs Not always But this thing was like

Deuce I was like damn I'd be worried it would hit the bar. My mum made fun of me last night when I called her and she said. About your big schlong. About my big schlong. Nah, she said, because I made the Australian youth team for high jump, long jump when I was like in grade six.

What the heck? And we went away to the, I think, called the Pan Pacific Games. And we all had to wear these tiny little, because we had the Aussie uniform and we had to wear these little Aussie what would they call them? They call them runners. Yeah. And essentially it's undies, like stretchy undies. Yeah.

And my mum said that I refuse to wear these undies and I demanded bike pants and I was the only one wearing bike pants. How old were you? I reckon I would have been like 10 or 11. Yeah, it's about the age where you start to go. Like I feel... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably when you're feeling a bit awkward.

I was like, I will not wear underwear out in public like that. Yeah, fair. It's like when they made all of the volleyball teams, like all the men's teams were wearing like board shorts, the beach volleyball, they're wearing board shorts and stuff. And the girls had to wear itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis. I'm not saying it's right, but I will say, ain't nobody watching the men's volleyball in your stupid shorts.

No one cares. No one cares about men's beach volleyball. Get a bit of buyout. I can't say I've watched the men's beach volleyball. They have the opportunity to bring a bit of razzle-dazzle to it, but... Yeah, put them in dick togs. Yeah, put them in dick togs. Put them in dick togs.

The board shorts are too distracting. To objectify the men in this Olympics. Fuck, I love the Olympics. And while we're at it, can we put some sleeves on the men's hockey team? There's no reason that you guys need to be in singlets without sleeves. No, I disagree with that. Nah. No.

It's like saying put sleeves on the AFL players. Are you talking crazy talk? Oh, no. AFA players, AFL players. Yeah. They got some. The men's hockey team. Are you saying the men's hockey team aren't worth it?

You guys can work your way up to. I'm so excited for the Olympics. I just watch everything and anything. Same. Oh, what's your favourite thing to watch? I want to watch the surfing. Oh, boy. I love surfing.

Surfing's very controversial at the Olympics this year. Do they have skateboarding again? I'll watch that. The surfing, I think it's in Tahiti. I think so, yeah. And they've built this TV tower On this like natural reef And it's like Yeah they've fucked it

Yikes Oh no Well they wanted to anyway And they were protesting against it But who knows I love watching The weightlifting's good Oh that's fun

Weightlifting's good Gymnastics is always good Gymnastics is good Gymnastics is fantastic You know The mat The mat Phenomenal The ball routine You know what's. The mat. The mat? Yes. Oh, the follow routine.

You know what's really fun to watch? The ball and stick one. Oh, swimming. Well, nah, F for swimming. What's the ball and stick? Where they've got the ribbon and the ball. Oh, rhythmic gymnastics. Yeah.

The ball and stick one. I love watching. Rhythmic gymnastics with your ball and stick. I love watching the swimming because we always win. Well, we do. We win a lot of win a lot of stuff my issue with the swimming is too many opportunities to win medals there is a lot so michael phelps the most decorated olympian of all time he was getting like nine or ten medals a games it's like yeah you're phenomenal but it's all swimming give someone else a go yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. You're good at swimming, bro. Oh, you know what's really good is the canoeing.

Oh, yeah. The one where they go through that man-made rapids and they have to go through the gates. Oh, I love that shit. Do you know what's a good sport at the Olympics is criticizing athletes, even though you know that you could never- When you're sitting on the couch.

You could never aspire to physical heights like that. And you're like, the hockey players should wear sleeves. You've just eaten the whole cake and you're like, oh, come on, what are you doing? Oh, you screwed it up, you idiot. I'm just excited to watch the Tillys this year. Oh, yay. That's going to be cool. They go to the Olympics.

They've qualified, yeah. Do they do soccer at Olympics? Yes. They go to the Olympics. They've qualified, yeah. Oh, yay. Do they do soccer at Olympics? Yes. They came fourth last Olympics. Got it. Pretty good, though. I think they've gone fourth two Olympics in a row, which is really annoying for them.

Same. I'm holding my radio award. No, that's six years in a row. All right, let's go home. Let's get out of here. All right. See you guys tomorrow Sorry Alright cut you off

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