ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th March 2025

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

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It's ZM's Brian Clint, the podcast. No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You said there was new stuff for the podcast and that says new intro, but it's just that crazy. No, I it's just that crazy. No, I've already had. Hello. The main podcast. What podcast?

Oh, the actual good one. Oh, this is not the main podcast. The good podcast. This is the only podcast I think about. You know what we should have called this podcast? The dreads. Or the dregs. The scrap. Oh. What is it? You. Or the dregs. The scrap.

Oh. What is it? You call it the dregs. Yeah, you're talking about the leftover bits. Oh, we call it the dreads. No, you don't. No, you definitely don't. You mean like scraping the bottom of the barrel, the dregs, right?

Like the drink that's left at the bottom of your glass. Yeah, the scummy bit at the bottom. Is it G? Yeah. How are you texting left at the bottom of your glass. Yeah, the scummy bit at the bottom. Is it G? Yeah. How are you texting? Dreads is a word, but not the right one. You could be in the dreads, like you're dreading something, or you could have dreads, like dreadlocks.

I swear in Australia we call it the dreads. Should we call your mother? Should we call an Australian? Yeah, call an Australian. Who knows one? Do we know any Australians? I've never met one. No, neither.

Anyone got Toddy's phone number? Nah. No. Hold on, do I ever? Surely you know an Australian. No. Yeah, I probably do know one. Hold on.

Let me think about it. Anyone got Carl Stefanovic's number? Who's that? What about Abby Chatfield? Anyone got Dame Edanovic's number? Who's that? What about Abby Chatfield? Anyone got Dame Edna's phone number? Anyone got Cate Blanchett's number? Margaret Robbie? I'd love to have Cate Blanchett's number.

She's top tier Australian. Top tier. You know, you could call ex-producer of the show, producer Ben. He hangs out with Australians. Oh yeah, okay, we'll call Ben. He lives in Australia He might have an Australian

Within arm's reach That's true Right now Or he'll just have an opinion Either way so Or he'll just be real Fucked off that we called him Which is what he usually is

Normally it's the last one Yeah yeah Okay What do you want? Oh good to Good to hear your voice as well Ben What's his What's his Australian number?

Yeah. I've got it. Ben. Yeah. Okay. You know what I think about? I can't dial and think at the same time. People who are able to identify phone numbers from the dial tone.

Like, is there anyone who can go, oh, I know what they just dialed from hearing the different pitches? Yeah, Buzzy, I can't. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, hello, guys. What's going on? Hey, Ben. G'day, Ben.

What's up? Oh, you sound happy to hear from us. Yay! Yeah. Oh, see, we've left it long enough where he now misses us. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah. You have to wait a year, and then I start getting happier again,

and then you contact me, and I'm like, fuck is going on? Yeah, we are right a little bit. How do we give it? I don't want to. So you live in Australia now. True. And there's quite a few Australians there, eh? Yeah, there's about five times as many Australians as there are in New Zealand.

Yeah, right. Yeah, five to one. Are there any Australians within arm's length of you now? Not arm's length. Okay. But I can definitely see one. Yeah, right. You can see them.

Okay. You've been to pubs over there. You're still a massive drinker, aren't you? Okay. All right. Let's just pump the brakes off. No, no. We just need you to settle something for us.

What do you call... Well, first of all, start with you. What do you call the little bit of beer that's left in the bottom of the glass or in the bottom of the bottles after a party? Yeah, with all the salivars in it. Starts with D. Oh. I don't even think I have a name for that.

It's not a test on you, by the way. No, it's not a test. It's a name. We're trying to settle something. We think we've found a flaw in Breeze. Another flaw, Ben. Yeah. It's not a flaw.

It's another one. Okay. Dread. Dread. Dread. Just drink it up? I don't know. No, I don't have a name for it.

You'd call it Driggs, wouldn't you? I've never heard that term in my life. What about the dreads? That's even worse. That's hair. So have you heard that in Australia? I've never heard that in my life. Like, oh, are you giving me all the dreads?

No. No. Absolutely not. Oh, there's onlys? No. No. Absolutely not. Oh, there's only dregs left. No. The more you say it, the worse it sounds. Are you saying dregs or gregs? No, dregs.

D-R-E-G-S. G-R-E-G. No. Well, you can't help us either way, Ben. Hey, Ben, do you miss Scroggins? Oh, yeah, we do. Yeah, Scroggins is thoroughly missed. Yeah, I bet you just loved yourself some Scroggins? Oh, yeah, we do. Yeah, Scroggins is thoroughly missed. Yeah, I bet you just loved yourself some Scroggins.

And I always, Scroggins, sorry, I always think about how much you'd miss it over there. Yeah, I mean, we've still got it. It's just called Trail Mix. Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you busy, by the way? I am, yeah, a little bit. I'm about to run into the studio.

But, I mean, I'll make myself free. Yeah, no, that's okay'm about to run into the studio, but I'll make myself free. No, that's okay. If you go into the studio and you've got your own talent in there now on the show, can you ask them if it's dregs or dreads? Jesus Christ. Do you want me to put you on the phone with an actual Australian? Yeah, that'd be good. That'd be great.

Just to double check. Hey, I've just got a question from New Zealand for you. Do you mind answering it? From New Zealand? Hello? Hi, that'd be good. That'd be great. Just to double check. Hey, I've just got a question from New Zealand for you. Do you mind answering it? From New Zealand? Hello? Hi, it's New Zealand. Who's that? It's John.

Hi, John. G'day, John. You sound lovely. Hey, John, what would you call the thing, like if you've drunk a beer and then you've got the little bit right at the bottom and it's kind of like the crappy bit and you hand it to someone and you go, oh, you've handed the bottom, and it's kind of like the crappy bit, and you hand it to someone, and you go, oh, you've handed me the, and it starts with a D, the dread. I've no idea what you're talking about.

What? What is going on? Like the last little bit that's left over, like it might be in like a drip tray or you're cleaning up bottles after a party and it's just the dread. The foam? No, the little bit of liquid left in the bottom of a drink. No, I've never heard of it. You've never heard?

Is it the dregs or the dreads? Guys, do I have to go to more people in the office? Yeah, I think you do. Pass this on to someone else. No, I'm not doing that. No, absolutely not. We're not doing that. Was that really John or was that you doing your Australian voice?

No, I don't know. Was that Ben or Liam? No, it was neither of them. Oh, okay. No, sorry, guys. Are they too busy? Fuck, this has been no help at all. Yeah, no help.

Sorry, guys. I mean, I could run down to the pub. Yeah, that'd actually be quite helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, actually, just can you ask, because obviously we know after your work shift, you love to go down there and smack like 12 beers. So can you ask when you're there tonight? Sure.

And you'll be the first I'll call back. Okay. Ask on your first sex, not on your second sex, okay? Yeah, that's always key. Because otherwise they won't be able to understand you. Clear, not slurred. Roger that. Yeah, yeah.

All right, Ben. All right, Ben. We miss you. All right, thanks, guys. I appreciate the call. Love you, bye. I'll miss you too. Bye.

Oh, okay, I'll stop it. Oh, love you, Ben. Bye. Bye. See you, Ben. Oh, fucking Jesus. See ya. He misses us, eh? Miss you, Ben. Okay, see ya. He misses us, eh?

Miss you, Ben. Okay, see ya. He misses us, eh? I think so. I don't think he understands how much he misses us. I think he would have the feeling right now, I miss them. How the fuck does he not know what dregs are? Or dreads.

Or dreads. All right, well, you know what we need? You know what we need? We need a post in the Facebook page. I was going to say, that's where- Fire up the Facebook page. Oh, my God. We're using the Facebook page twice in one day.

Oh, God. I just hate being wrong all the time. Why don't you just call an Australian pub and ask? Where were you 15 minutes ago? We could do that. She was out here drawing. I'm listening, but you could do that now, or do you want to go home? No, we want to go home.

Okay. That's fine. I don't need to prove home? No, we want to go home. Okay, that's fine. I don't need to prove anything. Yeah, this is the absolute dreads of this. Dreads. It's not dreads. All right, I'm off to have some scroggins. It's the party time. Get it blind.

Rock and roll it. Lights on. Machine. Yeah. Play ZM's Brianne Clint. Oh, my shame.