ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th May 2023

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

The After Party got weeird. Bree and Clint answer the question: Can you make yourself laugh? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, is this the after party? Sure is. Bring any beers? Cheers. It's Brie and Clint's after party. It's our brand new podcast. It's all stuff that doesn't go on the radio, which today, to be honest, we're a bit all over the place because our radio studio died at like, when did it?

Just a full birthday banger, actually. Shit the bed at like, yeah, 5.10. Yeah. No, no, not even, 5 o'clock. Terrifying. So the last two hours of the show. Yeah, I felt like an Yeah. No, no, not even, 5 o'clock. Terrifying. So the last two hours of the show. Yeah, I felt like an airplane pilot with an engine down. Yeah, it was not fun.

I was going to have to land this radio show on the Hudson River. Yeah, like Sully. We're in the B studio at the moment, so we're in the other studio. Yeah. So this is how we're getting this message across to you right now. I was saying to someone earlier, Clint, I had a full-on laugh. I could not. Are you allowed to call it a laughing fit still?

Good question. Are you? Good question. I'm sorry if that is not politically correct. If it's uncontrollable, because you know those laughs where you can't control yourself. It was uncontrollable. You know what I'm

talking about, and I have not had one, and I can't remember the last time that's happened to me. Your back starts hurting. I was crying, like full on tears, like crying, and I reckon it lasted at least 10 to 15 minutes were you on the weed brownies no ah no it was just it was i don't know what it's just one of those times where

you okay i love those moments so what was it that was so funny it'll never be as funny when you retell it i'm not even gonna say really? Because it's not funny at all. Was it a TikTok? No. Was it a real life thing? It was something my partner said and it's not funny at all. Context is everything. And I feel like you have to know both of us and you had to be there.

I've got no idea who you are. But it just set me off. And it's a real workout. Yeah. Like laughing is a real workout. Have you ever seen that they do that thing, laughing yoga? Yes, I have, yeah. Weird.

And you have to force yourself to laugh at first. Yeah. And then your body gets a roll on. You trick yourself into laughing and then eventually you start actually laughing for real. It releases good endorphins. Should we try it? Oh, okay.

Okay, so it'll be real cringy at the start as we force ourselves to laugh. Yeah, at the start it'll be real cringy. And then Megan's already got the ick face on. Fill in producer Megan's in the studio. She's doing work. Don't film it. No, don't film it. Don't film it.

Don't film it. No, no, no. Don't film it. Don't film it. Don't film it. No, no, no. Don't film it. Mine's not real yet. Oh, mine's not real yet either. Oh, it's not working. Just fake it then. Okay.

Just so we can finish. Isn't that what you do? That's what she said. I got a real one at the end there. I got a real one too. It's so nice to laugh. Like it's actually the best form of like medicine. It really is. Like it actually makes you feel so good.

It's got innumerable benefits It really does Yeah yeah yeah Yeah What do we need to bring to the after party To bring the heat I feel like this new podcast needs a bit of Yeah

Bit of sizzle A bit of sex A bit of Oh a bit of sex You know what I mean A little bit of A little bit of Sprinkle of

Trying to think If I've got any juicy stories I don't mean Necessarily for today I mean as a work on For the future Yeah if you're listening To this

And if you're a part Of our Brian Clint Podcast family Maybe We kind of have Free reign On this podcast Yeah

Not that they check Any of our podcasts No But this one in particular Doesn't get broadcast So it's kind of A safe space We want to do Stuff So it's kind of a safe space. Stuff that you guys want to hear or take your suggestions because it's for you guys.

Have you guys ever wanted to listen to a nude podcast? Ooh. I mean, very visual, isn't it? Because we are right now. Remember that time I had the idea where I really wanted to do a podcast on laughing gas? Yeah, and a podcast on weed. And a podcast on weed.

The lawyers said we weren't allowed to do the weed, and Brie's like, what about laughing gas? And they said definitely not. Did they? That was even more a hard no. Was it? Because I also, I want to go back to the lawyers and ask them if we- You want your lawyers to go back to the lawyers?

No, I want to go back to the NZME or ZM lawyers and ask them, if we were in America recording the podcast, like in California where it's legal, could we do a weed podcast? With guns. No, definitely not. But you know- With semi-automatic weapons. Because technically we'd be doing it-

Yeah, yeah, we wouldn't be doing anything illegal. No, it's not illegal. But if it's being distributed in a country, I don't know. I don't know. We need a lawyer. It's about time this show got its own lawyer. And if you're listening to this and you are one, do you want to take us on pro bono?

Lawyers hate pro bono. No, lawyers have to do a little bit of pro bono. Do they? Is that like a law? Yeah. No, lawyers have to do a little bit of pro bono. Do they? Is that like a law? Well, they would know. It's like an understanding that you will take a certain percentage of pro bono cases to keep the law fair so that everybody has access to justice. That's what I know about it. Maybe I just

got that from suits. I don't know. All I know is Sandy Cohen from the OC was a pro bono lawyer. Was that one of the months? Because his wife was mega rich. Oh, it's a man. Sandy's a man. Oh, my God. You really have never seen the OC. No.

Yeah, he was- I've seen Laguna Beach, though. Oh, very different show. I haven't seen it. Oh. The Hills? Yeah. No.

I didn't think so. Keep going. There'll be one I've seen. What else is kind of like that? Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore? Seen it. I have actually seen it.

Have you? Yeah, yeah. Have you seen Jersey Shore or Geordie Shore? Because they're very different. I've seen both. You've seen both. Like with the situation. One's got the situation.

Yeah, Gabs are here. And one's got Charlotte Crosby. Oh, Gary. Oh, Gary. What are you doing to me, Gary? Stop poking me with your parsnip, Gary. That was the best seasons. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Okay. Let's GTL. It's GTFO. Yeah, GTL. Let's GTL. It's GTFO. Yeah, GTL. Let's GTL.

Let's GTL. Jim Turnlodry, baby. Have a great podcast experience. Hey, one more thought. Yeah. On Jersey Shore, you know how, like you just said, one of the sayings was, the cabs are here. The cabs are here.

Well, they have to say now. Ronnie. The Uber's here. The Uber's here. The Uber's here. Do you remember those days when you were younger? You'd wait for the taxi. And you'd all be having like drinks, like pre-drinks,

and then people would yell, the taxi's here. Yeah, and you had to say on the phone, ready now. Yeah, yeah. Are you ready now? If you're ready now, say ready now. Can we get a people mover, please? Yeah, we'll attempt to get you a people mover, but if we can't get you one, will two cabs be okay? God, I'm

so glad I, like we don't live in a time of taxis anymore. Like that was the worst. Oh, we've talked about all these podcasts. I have to plug my podcast. I've got a new podcast. It's called The Parenting Hangover. It's me and a guy here in New Zealand called How To Dad. It's a dad's podcast.

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