ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th November 2024

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

Clint left the room so Bree took the reins on this one.. and it immediately went to toilet talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bruising charge of the buttons. Hold on. Come around to this mic. Hold on. Where's McGill's? That one. No. That one. Hello. Hello.

Hey. Got him. The fool. Being naughty. So Clint's not here. No. Clint's just stepped out to go wee-wee. To go wheeze.

Probably a poo. I reckon. Probably a poo. He normally does a poo this time of day. Yeah. Doesn't he? Oh. That's why he always poo this time of day. Yeah. Doesn't he? Oh. That's why he always disappears for like 10 minutes around this time.

Why do boys, here's a question, why do boys take so long to poo? I think because they like sit down. Yeah, they like the freedom of sitting. Are they doing something else? Having a wee poo wank. Are they doing a four? A poo wank. A four?

Yeah. It doing a four. A poo wank. A four? Yeah. It's a four. Because, like, when I go poo, most of the time, like, 80%, like, it is, like, over in three minutes. Oh, he's here. He's on his phone. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

That's weird. Why would that be? Yeah. Weird. He asked why it's a microphone. He's back. He thinks we're live, but we're not. He thinks we're live.

Welcome to the podcast. You guys saw the podcast. Got him. Got him. We need to get our poo chat out. Oh, my God. I was just in the toilet. Doing a poo?

Doing a poo. No, doing God. I was just in the toilet. Doing a poo? No, doing a stand-up wheeze. And there was a man in one of the cubicles doing an absolute fart volcano. No, that's not on. Should we go wait outside the toilet and see who it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when he comes out, we give him a round of applause. You won the award for the most farts done in the workplace today. Oh, that makes me feel sad.

I find it disgusting. But it was, you know when a fart is uncomfortably long? It just kept going. I reckon it went for about six or seven seconds. You've been holding that. Yeah. Nothing makes me feel more uncomfortable than being, and I feel bad because I don't want them to feel uncomfortable.

If it's happening, it's happening. Yeah. I feel more uncomfortable than being – and I feel bad because I don't want them to feel uncomfortable. If it's happening, it's happening. Yeah. I just want to get the hell out of there. Same, and I don't want to breathe. Yeah. I just want to get the fuck out of that toilet. When I was in the toilet today, I heard a big old fart come out of someone.

Even every now and then – Was it yourself? No, it wasn't me. It's not nice coming from Ella because there's a little bit of enjoyment in her voice. It's funny Yeah you kind of like it Every now and then I don't like it Every now and then if I'm in the toilet

And I hear that going on And I know this is mean But if I hear someone just really giving it some In the toilet I'll go like this I'll go And then I'll leave My favourite is when you hear

When you hear from them They're sitting there and they go It is arsehole behaviour and that's what i'm trying to point out the behavior coming from you're being an asshole sorry claudia i talked over you yeah go claudia i am used to that

um when the person in the stall next door is obviously having a time and they make that little like i do that at home but i don't do that at work i don't think I've ever. Is that too much fibre? I'm not a grunter on the toilet.

It's kind of like tennis. Sometimes it helps. Like, do you ever have to pull your butt cheeks apart? No. Just to make it slide out easier? No. I do. Only if I have spicy nudes.

Only if it's a painful one. You know, a painful poo? No, no, no. I hate painful poo. Nothing worse than a painful poo. Okay, well, while we're on... The last time that happened to me was when I had my surgery. Oh, you were backed up.

On your sphincter. On morphine. Oh, my God. This could be a time where I ask a question. Go on. And I would tell Ryan, my fiancé, that I'd ask Clint, because you have balls. Oh, yeah. So, obviously, you can get cancer in your your balls and so you lose a testicle.

Yes. Can you get cancer twice and lose both testicles? Yes. Yes. Wow. You can get cancer once and lose both. Oh. Yeah, often they'll try and just take one.

I was reading in Di's book. It can spread though. I read in Di's book that it can spread but testicle cancer can't go to other parts of your body. Isn't that interesting? I didn't know that. It's confined to the testicles, but you've still got to get rid of them. Oh, okay. Yeah, real weird.

I don't think that's right because my – I'm not going to say who it is because privacy. Someone in my family has had it and it definitely well like they're okay now but yeah definitely had spread or maybe it started somewhere else i don't know i feel like it definitely isn't just contained oh it's definitely not true yeah i was gonna say i was gonna say what that's the only cancer that doesn't spread? That's the best cancer to get then. Yeah, just take them off. Interesting.

Okay, thank you for that. Just came up on Conversation in the weekend. And he didn't know the answer? He didn't know the answer. I'm re-watching Orange is the New Black at the moment. We need to watch that. Highly recommend for anyone. When did it come out, do you reckon?

2014 is my guess. I would say. Okay, yeah, everyone have a guess. Yeah. When did it come out, do you reckon? 2014 is my guess. I would say. Okay, yeah, everyone have a guess. 2012. Yeah, I reckon that's way longer ago than you think. I reckon even late 2000s. I reckon even late 2000s. I'll go 13. 2009.

2009. That's a really good opening song. I fucking hate the intro to that show. We hate it too. Nah, best, I love it. Orange is the New Black premiered on Netflix on July 11th, 2013. Oh damn, that's close. The show ran for

seven seasons and ended in 2019. I feel like I didn't watch all seven. Neither. I watched the first season I think. I think I was a bit young for it. You need to re-watch it. It's so good. I feel like the main character, Piper, is very problematic and is not a good representation of a bi or lesbian woman, but she's a very problematic character.

I actually struggle with shows and media or anything like entertainment. When there's gay people in it. No, my goodness. Yeah, me too. I try to stay away from it no when the main try Sopranos shut your face

when the main character is you're not rooting for them oh yeah I like rooting for the main character and when they're complicated I don't like it that's why I couldn't watch you that show

yeah me either I just hate you yeah he's awful you're annoying yeah he's not a good person and yet that season 3 that he did

where he was with the girl Who was also like him A psycho yeah You did root for him Because there was at least someone that liked him Because there was someone crazier than him Yeah I guess that's what it was I just remember the first season

When he was like She doesn't have a passcode on her phone She wants me to look I was like nah Shut up Go away Shut up But it made you feel something

Yeah and then I stopped watching it Exactly Oh okay That's the whole reason That people love Ted Lasso They love Ted Lasso Yeah yeah Because they're rooting

For the main character But that show that Oh you're not watching it Is anybody watching That Jackal show on TVNZ What's it called It's called The Something of the Jackal

What I'm re-watching Breaking Bad At the moment too I'm not re-watching Ted Lasso Now that we're talking about it That's such a good show The Something of the Jackal. What? I'm re-watching Breaking Bad at the moment too. I'm going to re-watch Ted Lasso now that we're talking about it. That's such a good show. The Day of the Jackal is the show. It's Eddie Redmayne. What's it about?

What's the gist? He's a very high-level assassin. He gets hired to kill extremely high-profile people. And he is a master of disguise and is an expert marksman. So he's very, very good at what he does. But he's a murderer. He's a sniper. And somehow you're rooting for him.

And the police officers who are trying to catch him. Are the people he's killing bad people though? No, not necessarily. It doesn't really go into the people that he's trying to kill. And the police officers that's trying to kill. Oh. And the police officers that are trying to catch him, you're like, oh, I hope you don't get him. That's like Ocean's 8.

No, Ocean's 11 with the girls. Ocean's 8. Yeah, right, Ocean's 8. Yeah. No spoilers. Pause. Okay, we've done enough pausing. Go away if you don't want to see it.

But, yeah, the whole time I'm like, go, go, go, go, go. And then they did it and I'm like, woohoo. They walk away with the money. That's because it's Sandra Bullock. I'd root for Sandra Bullock slash I'd root Sandra Bullock anytime. And that's different again too because it's punching up. It's like they're robbing casinos. Yeah, true.

So you're not like, oh, the poor casino. It's not like they're robbing casinos. Yeah, true. So you're not like, oh, the poor casino. Yeah, right. It's not like they're robbing charities. Yeah. Although some charities wouldn't be. They could deal with a robber. They could deal with some robbers. Some of you charities could deal with some humbling. Yeah.

Some charities make too much money. That Jackal show is on TVNZ Plus, by the way. It's a free one, which is always good. I love a freebie. Weird watching a show these days with ads in it, I'll say. Yeah, it is. I've watched quite a lot of shows with like- Ads?

On free to air, yeah. Yeah. Like with ads still in it. I kind of enjoy ads sometimes. I was really enjoying them on Treasure Island. It's a nice break. I enjoyed it as a little phone break. I was going to say, it's also good when you want to go get a drink or like a snack or something.

I felt really productive because I knew I had four minutes to do something. So I would like run and do the dishes. Hang the washing up. Yes. Instead of like watching for an hour and then being like, oh, no, I have to do it. It's like, well, I have four minutes where I'm not watching and I can't watch. Okay, bring back ads. Yeah, bring back ads.

I've always thought if they hucked some ads in Netflix, it'd be fine. If we didn't have to pay for Netflix anymore. Did you see? But I got four minutes of ads in the middle of it. I'd be fine with that. Because I was watching all the fights on the weekend in the lead up to the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight. And Netflix, I mean, did it so well. Did you have to crash at one point?

Yes. Yes. But I mean, I think, mean I think it's still early days for them doing these kind of events. But did you see and I mean it was just a big promotional opportunity for Netflix and all the other stuff that's coming to Netflix

but did you see they're going to have NFL games live on Netflix? I did see that they're going to do Christmas Day. Christmas Day game is going to be live on Netflix. Is that that They're going to do Christmas Day That's cool Christmas Day game Is going to be live on Netflix Is that Travis Kelsey Yes

Oh cool Yeah Well I don't know If it's his team They're going to have A Kansas City Chiefs game Yeah the NFL Is going to be live

On Netflix That's quite cool Which is huge I think I'd watch it It's massive It's crazy Because someone like Netflix Could afford to buy

Whatever your favourite sport is They could afford to buy The All Blacks As the broadcast rights, I mean. Like no local provider could ever compete with the money that Netflix has. They just need to pick the thing they want to go after and they'll absolutely dominate it.

Yeah. You know what's annoying is there's no way we can watch the NBA in New Zealand. I've found that out. Yes, there is. You can buy the NBA in New Zealand. I've found that out. Yes, there is. You can buy the NBA pass. On what? You buy it from NBA.com and you get a subscription.

So you get the NBA app and then you can. This sounds like a lot of faff. No, it's a one-off payment. And then you get access to all of the games and all of the games on demand. Do you need a VPN? No. No, it's legal. Yeah.

NBA. I'll find the link for you. Yeah. Do you need a VPN? No. No, it's legal. Yeah. NBA. I'll find the link for you. Yeah, can you find the link? I'll look into it because I've been like being like, why can't I? No, NBA took all their rights in-house. Yeah, okay, right. So they now distribute the games.

That makes sense. Yeah, yeah. We've got to go. We're in the middle of doing some competition on the radio, so we'll go and do that and... We'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.

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