ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 18th November 2025

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

WE'RE BACK BABYYY. We catch up on all the things we missed while Bree was away, and also some other unmentionables. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Room for the people I look for you. Okay, are you ready? After party. Duh. Welcome back, Bree. Wee. Also, did you, I'm a first, no, that's one thing in a time. Welcome back.

Yes, thank you. Good to be back. Good to see you. Great to be back. And welcome back. Claudia and Ella, whose button I just turned on. Hi, we're here too. Hey, mate.

What's up? What's up, guys? Man, I miss you and your sexy face. I missed you. sexy face. You want a peek of her pets? Yeah, peek and pet, please. Nice. That's my pit. Peek and pet. Good peak. And the other pit downstairs? Yeah. Peek and pit. She can't tell us. The accommodation was stunning, like waking up to a beautiful view. That was beautiful. That was a definite peak. Yes. And all I'm going to say, pit is.

Injuries. Oh. But I can't say anymore. Foofoo injury. Oh no. Did you stick something up there again? Oh, Ella. Sometimes your mind is a wild animal.

Don't you stick something up there again. You can do this all the time. You do bum jokes all the time. Did the pool finally fall out? Can I, should I, should. That's fucking pool ball. See, stuff it. Don't do that.

Should we reveal the video, the TikTok that we did today? and I'm going to film Clint as he's watching it. I was like, hold on. The toolbox one? Hold on, hold on. That was a good video. I don't have TikTok. It's on Instagram.

Oh, okay. So you asked me earlier today to name all the things that I can think of that are in my toolbox. Oh, here it is. Hi, it's brain, Clint, and we're going to tell you all the things. things that we have stuck up our butt

I'll go first um nothing um a crescent a wrist like a full screwdriver set that's in the to case um oh sandpaper

um I don't know oh um vice grips that was it Sandpaper Is he okay? What's he doing? A whole screwdriver

That's very funny Well done Yeah, you got me People were saying they wanted to Ask to film a reaction video I've never stuck a screwdriver up my bum Okay No, no, this is the whole set

What about the rest of it? Also Ella put the caption as Vice Scripts What is it? Vice Grips Oh no That's her to Slixia.

Yeah. No, it's not. She doesn't know what vice scripts are. Does she know what vice scripts are, though? I don't know what's a vice script. I don't know. Why'd you put it as the caption? Oh, is that the caption?

Like the... Subtitle. Subtitle, yeah. Doesn't matter. Very funny. I'm just checking what people are commenting. And they said, I need his reaction video, so there we go. We can post that tomorrow.

Vice scripts. I spelled that right. vice grips grip grip what did she put i put that you put vice script no she's gone in and changed it no i haven't oh no you did oh maybe you've got dyslexia yeah oh it's in the reaction at the end oh yeah it's at the end yeah busy i went into tictock because ella put the caption as clint's bum been through a lot and then I did a and then I did a hashtag which is

it works multiple ways no it works it was RIP RIP Clint's anews but it ends up looking like rep clenzo that's funny wait I don't get that it looks For the record I've stuck nothing in my butt

What about the time that you force that doctor to put a finger up your bum No it didn't go in no I got to to check my bollors. I thought they have to go through their nose. No, that's a prostate exam, and that's waiting for me on my 40th birthday. Weren't you trying to force your doctor to give you one, like when you were like 30? Oh, yeah.

No, I asked my doctor for a testicle exam. I'm pretty sure you asked for a prostate exam. Because a good friend at the same age as me got diagnosed with ticular cancer, so I did the right thing and went and got a test. And the doctor goes, oh. I don't think you need one. If you want. Bundle the balls. It made you feel weird about a day.

He did, and I pulled my pants down. I said, yes, I do want it because I'm here. I've been brave boy. So you better touch him. When the doctor is down there, are you lying down or are you standing up? So you lie on the bed in the corner of the room, in the corner of the doctor's surgery. Yeah. And you pull your pants down to halfway.

And then he just has a little fiddle around, puts his glove on a little fiddle around. Do you look, do you watch what he's doing or you look up at the room? I do not look. Do they put a modesty sheet over you? No. When I had the vasectomy, they put a, get this, they put a modesty paper towel over me. A paper towel? Like a handy paper towel, yeah.

Yeah, when we, pap smears, they put a modesty towel over you. Oh, yeah, they fold, and they didn't have a vasectomy too. They fold the shlong up onto your tummy so they can get access to the ball oars. Yeah, they do it. It's the weirdest feeling. That's so weird. And then they'll put a little paper towel over your willie. Oh, right.

And they just go to work on the balls. Have you ever got a boner when that's happening? No, I've, the opposite of a boner. That'd be terrifying, though. That'd be so terrifying, though. What if you just get a random, you know, like... They'll probably get it all the time. Surprise boner attack.

I've heard from nurses who have to deal with surprise boners. Do you know what the technique is? What? They tap it on the head with a spoon. What? Back, foul beast. Yeah. What, like it's an animal?

No, no, no, not like an animal. And not like a whack, just like a tap. Like a tap. Taming the dragon On the dick On the head of the dick And Is that you get rid of sharks?

This is No, okay So this is intimate But I've tried it There's a word? Yeah For a bonus Weird

I've tried it on my Should I be saying this? I can even take this back I can never run for Prime Minister A Did you try it Did you try it just in case You might need that

At some point in your life? No, I just got curious I heard the anecdote And I was like I wonder if that works So one day when I had one I got a spoon And I tapped it

and it falls. It goes, do you. Kind of like when they get that little thing and they hit you in the knee and your leg kicks out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like a reflex thing. Like a reflex.

And then I put that spoon back in the cutlery drawer. That's so, yeah. You're going to test it on my nuts. Use that for your eight weeks. Hey, too much wanger chat. Can I talk about something that I want to talk about? Yeah, of course you can. We talked on the show today about getting fired for cheating.

And we talked about whether you should get fired for cheating or not. There's a person on the diary of a CEO podcast. who says that she fires employees when she finds out they've cheated on their partner. And we sort of said, no, you shouldn't. The text message is kind of disagreed, and they said, yes, you should. I got a message from a friend who have to be very careful not to name. But her husband, who I knew, who I know, got caught cheating on her. Okay.

She caught him. And she texted and said, I got. So and such. Fired from his job because he was cheating on company hours instead of working. Oh, see, that's where, yeah, okay, that's different though, because you're doing something wrong. It's not, it's more about. She's found a loophole and a way to get revenge.

He found a loophole too, apparently. Yeah. Yeah, not for long. Never cheat, guys. That's the moral of the story. Just don't be a date. Never cheat. Yeah.

And if you are, just. Just hit yourself on the top of the head. Just like real, just like, you know, just a little tap. If you're a man, you should just carry a spoon around in your pocket at all times. And if you ever get the urge, save you from being a dick. Tap. Down boy, tap. And if you're a woman, just pop the pool ball back in.

See, why can you make those jokes and I can't? Because it's a vintage throwback to an old joke. Yeah, I know that. Yours are quite graphic. What the hell? I did not. There's no. undertone to yours.

Yeah, just stick something up there again. That's so true. Ella, I feel like. I think of autistic. Genuinely. That's rude to autistic people. It's not rude. I genuinely feel social cues are a bit off.

I'm like, how much you get paid. People are like, you can't ask that. Yeah, because you big fat tinnies out. Yeah, Brianna! Out of the blue? Remember that time you grabbed me? Even this podcast. Yeah, no.

show us your other pet down there. So you do hear me. They choose to ignore it. Sometimes, I think it's for the better. I agree. We save you. Thank you. You know?

Oh, some of the shit, I can't run for Prime Minister either. Some of the shit I've said. Oh. Shit, guy, I'm fucking naked. I'm going to have a big sleep. I'm just happy to do nothing. I was like, hell of. Once for dinner, sausage.

I'm leading into it. Fish tacos. With a spoon. Your mum's making them. Yeah. Sorry. See Ella? Can you bleat that?

So in the other podcast today, in the other podcast today, you'll learn that Ella can't do sarcasm. And we also have just learned that she can't do subtle. Yeah, like subtle. She can't do nuance. If she goes over the line, it's so far over. It's not even about going over the line.

She can't, like, veil her jokes. It's clever how you guys do it. My brain can't work that fast. It's, yeah, it's... It's the art of innuendo where you can say something without saying it, but you can't go past a certain point because then it's just blatant. Like, you do. You need plausible deniability.

Like, I didn't say where the pool ball was being stuck. What did you say? I just did just pop the pool ball back in. Oh, you're clever. And see mine, I just said your mum's making me a meal. Yeah. Oh, you're good. You know, I didn't actually...

Fucking rocket signs. I'm going to talk to your dad tonight. That's good. Yeah. Nice. Yep. Thank you. That was much better.

Well, no, it wasn't. There's nothing in that. Like, it wasn't, didn't relate to anything. See, you bitches tomorrow. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. After party. I think she's got it.

Duh. That was sarcasm. Eureka. Bingo. She found it. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Insa, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.