ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 18th October 2023

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

Clint's on his way to a very cultured evening of theatre and vinos, and Bree can't think of anything she'd want to do less. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Founded airport security. Damn, keep that in the podcast. Let's go. Not really, eh? Nah, not really. Not really. Just referencing something that happened over on the other podcast.

Ooh, tease. Cross promotion. Ultimate cross promotion. Brianne Clint self-fallating her own podcast. Yeah, fallatio. That's such a good word. Isn't it? Such a good word.

What else? We've done this before on the show, but I love it. It's such a fun conversation. What other words are real fun to say? Canalingus. Canalingus, fellatio. Syphilis is a pretty good word. If it wasn't like-

Sodomizer. What it was. Pterodactyl is a fun word yeah and that took a turn yeah we're into dinosaurs now pterodactyl yeah brachiosaurus is pretty fun too polydactyl chicane actually philip philip's a nice name philip philip philip philip philip o fish philip philip philip philip philip philip philip philip philip philip It's a nice name. Philip. Philip. Philip. Philip. Philip O'Fish. Philip O'Fish. Philip O'Philips. Philip Philips. Philip Philips.

Philip Philips. What else is a good word? Reincarnation. No. Apocalyptery? Apocalyptic. What's that word? Apocalyptic.

Apocalyptery. Apocalyptery. Yeah, where they make. Potions. Yeah, potions and lotions. I used to make potions and lotions. I used to make potions. Yeah, you know, as kids, we all made potions and lotions.

I thought you meant you, like, worked at a Lush. Oh, no. I've made my own candles before. My theory is you can smell a Lush in a mall at 500 metres. I reckon you'd smell the Peter Alexander first. I literally was just about to say the same thing you know what it is it's the particular candle from glass house it's so recognizable what does peter alexander smell like i've never smelled it smells like the glass house

caramel yeah caramel vanilla caramel vanilla candle you don't know the smell no no oh it's every single peter alexander smells like that signature scent yeah did you know the smell? No. Oh, it's every single Peter Alexander smells like that. Signature scent. Yeah. Did you know that a lot of casinos and hotels will have a signature scent? Yeah, they get them made especially. And they just spritz them into the lobby and in the corridors so that you associate that smell with that place.

Like where we park at the casino where we park our cars, that has a signature scent. That made us sound rich. We park our cars at the casino. We do. We park them at the casino. There's a big parking building next to our work, yeah. Plus we're addicted to the pokies, so it's handy.

It's good just to get in a little slap. Do you reckon? Just on the builder's laptop on the way home. Here's a question because quite, you know, there's people here that work in this building and a lot of us park at the casino, in the casino car park. Do you reckon if someone went to management and they said, I've got a gambling problem, can you give me a car park underneath work

because I can't park at the casino? I reckon you should try it. Should I try it? Yeah. Just for content reasons. See what happens. Well, no, for car park reasons. Well, that too.

Those are the gold car parks in the building. Should I send an email? Who should I send it to? HR. Yeah. It's an HR issue. I reckon you've got more success if you don't talk about it on a podcast first. Yeah.

Like if you don't brainstorm it on a podcast. That's my first place. Hello to all the HR people listening to this right now. We're just joking. Their notepad's already full from cunnilingus and fellatio. Yeah. What's

I've got to do. I'm going to a two and a half hour Shakespeare production tonight. And when I told Brie about it, she goes, oh, that's my worst nightmare. Honestly, that is so long. I'm taking my mum. It's a friend of mine who is putting on the production, so I'm supporting a friend.

Yeah. And I'm taking my mum who I assume likes Shakespeare. I didn't actually ask her, but I bought us tickets. Maybe she just likes spending time with me. You remember when- I don't reckon she'll want to be there for two and a half hours. Remember in Auckland they had that pop-up globe? That's what I'm going to.

So I went to that, and I don't know if you have seats. I didn't know I didn't have a seat. What? Oh, you did the standing. So I was standing for like two hours. Oh, that's my worst nightmare. That's an authentic Shakespearean experience. Was getting covered in wine part of the authentic experience?

Yes, that's why your tickets were so cheap. That's where the rich people would have stood back in the day as well. No, the peasants stood on the ground. And then the rich were up in the stalls. The rich were at the front. I did drama. As I've gotten older, I know what I like and I don't like Shakespeare. Oh, no, I'm talking about Greek theatre.

Sorry. Yeah, I was going to say. I don't like Shakespeare. I don't? Oh, no, I'm talking about Greek theatre. Sorry. Yeah, I was going to say. I don't like Shakespeare. I don't like Les Miserables. I don't like... Les Miserables what? Les Miserables. Les Miserables?

Les Miserables. This is a palace of the size all over again, isn't it? Les Mis. Les Mis. Les Miserables. I dreamed a dream in time. Les Miserables. Is it Les Miserables?

Yeah, like miserable. Oh, my gosh. What? What? I dreamed a dream in time Les Miserables Is it Les Miserables? Yeah, like miserable Oh my gosh, what? Les Miserables It comes from the word miserable The miserables Are you doing an inappropriate accent when you say it? No, you can't get in trouble with the French accent No, French is fine

So it's Les Miserables What's Les? What's the Les word? Nah, French is fine. French is fine. So it's Les Miserables. What's Les? What's the Les word? Les. The. The miserable. The miserables.

Miserable people. Give me Talladega night, some beer and some popcorn and I'm set. Okay, alright. There's all sorts, guys. Expand your horizons, Thomas L. You know? What's the most cultured thing you've done this year,

bro? Cheese. I ate multiple types of cheese in Italy. I travelled through the foothills of Tuscany. Lovely. So on the back of that, I did a bloody museum tour. A bloody museum tour. In Florence,

where I learned about the Statue of David and art locally. And you visited Venice? I visited Venice. Yeah, so what about now extending that experience and going to see a production of Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice? I would rather shove a chilli up my arsehole than do that. Oh, my gosh.

It's just I knows what I like. Claudia, find a local production of The Merchant of Venice. Book a ticket. Book two tickets. Yep. What the hell is the – And buy a chilli. Guys.

Buy a chilli. Yep. And bring it on. Do you want one of those long skinny ones or the real fat spicy ones? Guys, you guys act like you're so much better than me and you're fancy and you go to your Shakespeare's. And you think, no, let me finish. And your theatre shows and your smart people things.

Well, guess what? I went to a theatre show. I went to see Mrs. Doubtfire in London. So shove it up. That's quite good, actually. And it was great. I loved it. See, I do go to shows.

I do get cultured. No one's pretending that they're better than you. We didn't say that at all. No, that's how I felt. That's how you guys made me feel. You just came out swinging. Correcting my lay miserables. Fuck you, shit shot. I don't fucking want to go.

No one asked you to go. Oh, no. I think it was more. I think I held back more than that. I think it was more. No, we heard it in the tone of your voice. You said you'd rather shove chillies up your asshole. No, that's after you guys made me feel bad.

We didn't make you feel bad. We made you feel miserable. Dumb. We made you feel miserable. So sick of being corrected. It's awful. I know. I'm here for you.

Oh, Ella. Now I feel bad because I've corrected you. No, I don't feel bad. Why are you sympathising you, not me? This is what Shakespeare does. It drives people apart. People only correct you when they care about you. They didn you sympathising you, not me? This is what Shakespeare does. It drives people apart. People only correct you when they care about you. If they didn't care about you enough to correct you,

then they wouldn't say anything. I don't know about that. That's what someone who corrects people a lot would say. Correct. Correct. Anyway. Anyway, let's go. I've got three wines to slam before this show.

Yeah, good luck. Oh, are you going to have a little sleep? Have some whiskey. I'm not going to have a sleep. No, I'm going to get a little buzz. Is that why you're going to be standing and can't go to sleep? You're not standing. Fuck no.

No, see, that was a bad decision from you, Claudia. Enjoy the other podcast. And we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. See you guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Lame as a raps.