ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 18th September 2025

Episode Date: September 18, 2025

Bree's got a genius idea but needs help coming up with a name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a C word in this podcast, but it was from ChatGBT, GPT, so we couldn't help it. Yeah. But it's in there. Welcome to the show, everybody. Welcome to the podcast, the after party. Hey. Hey. I need some help.

Oh, yeah. My friend Dan, who we've spoken about on this show before. Yeah. Keep sending me this rate my agent thing because he's a real estate agent. Oh, yeah. And I was wondering if you guys. can help me. Rate him?

So there's a couple of questions. It says, describe your experience with Dan. How is their market knowledge, communication and professionalism? Well, I'd say their professionalism is low because they're looking for

ratings from people who have never used him as a real estate agent. Well, technically we kind of have. How? Well, he did an appraisal on my partner's house. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

So technically we have. Okay. Yeah, you can read them then. Yeah, we can't. We don't have two out of ten. Yeah, no. Yeah, make it real shit. No, I wouldn't do that too.

You could say his manner was lovely. He bought me a wine once, so that puts him up a couple of... Did he? Yep. How lovely. Very lovely. Did he? Yeah.

Oh, that's nice. You're trying to get into your pants. Yeah, definitely. That's what it is. Yeah, definitely considering he's a raging, raging, raging homosexual. Does he have a partner? No. No, he doesn't.

Yeah, so is Claudia. We have that in common. She's an angry. Perfect. The stars are like. I'm joking. Oh, God. Claudia isn't angry.

I just have to clarify. Not angry of grumpy. She's not angry. She is a raging homosexual. That's the detail of clarity. Put the front of the podcast. Um, what? Huh?

You know how like when the podcast is inappropriate? Yeah. What's inappropriate about being a homosexual? Yeah. Holy shit. Don't know. I wasn't saying now I was how they did you.

Internalize homophobia is coming out there. She doesn't want children to know about it. Protect the children. Protect the children. Remember when Ella broke out with her partner for a week and thought she was gay? No, I just wanted to. She wanted to go off and have her rum spring up.

Yeah. She did her name. She just cried in the corner. I just loved him so much. Do you wish you had? Nah. I wish I didn't uni. There was this really hot girl in my class.

I was too focused on the boys. Wait. I need to know her name, didn't know how hot she was. Just first name. Turn the mics off. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Nah, she's hot. Yeah, no. I'm going to crush on a few of those. Yeah. Yeah. I just think about that. I'm like, oh, could have had a go.

Was there any opportunity, though? And would have she been up for it? And was there any sexual chemistry, energy? I think if I went back as who I am now, totally but I just probably not too scared not too scared just didn't really think about it although I did go on a date with a ranger lady nice which was not the ringer the person you didn't know it before were they into girls yes oh I didn't know that either what was their vibe were they um butch no mask like femme like mysterious lipstick mysterious

oh people are gonna know well mysterious and like darker clothing you're never going to Oh, like, wait, wait, like a goth, les. Not too gothie. Not gothie, but just cool. Like a goth coffee shop les. Cool girl. Oh, what about the... Oh, do they work at a lesbian cafe in Christchurch, the hot lesbian cafe?

Like nose piercing's cool, yeah. God, imagine, I've just come up with a great business idea. Yeah, hit me. I'm going to start a cafe. Okay. And I'm only... I think people have already done that. I'm only...

And I'm only going to hire real hot lesbians to work there. You didn't come up with that business idea. You and I go to that cafe. We never were in Christchurch. You didn't come up with the idea. We don't know. We can't confirm that that is actually the case. Eating an ice cream and saying, I'm going to invent ice cream.

No, but like this would actually be. Ice cream would be good. You should be confirmed it. You went inside and confirmed it. I was, went over my head. I was like, man and the woman here are hot. Like, I didn't ask them. Imagine if I went up and asked them, Ben, how many of you are gay?

You couldn't get away with it. What was I going to say? What would I name the cafe? Flapjacks The bean The bean Coffee bean The bean is good

I like both these Let me think of one Tats Breeze Takeria Tacos That's good Breeze Tarkaria We don't serve Mexican food

No no no it's a cafe And a flower shop Chulips That's good that might be one of your best jokes ever yeah that was good that was very good and you serve the coffee and churlip cups too should I ask chat GPT

just to see but I think I don't reckon chat GPT I'm starting a cafe and the only people that will work there are lesbians hot hot lesbians What are some punny names for it?

Please help me come up with some punny names for the cafe. No. Sorry, I'm just yelling stuff out now. Okay. Okay, are we ready? Yeah. Okay. The first one, Sapphoes and Sips.

Nah, what's that? Saffos and Sips. The straights won't get that one. So we need to make it so the straights, no, especially straight men. Because they'll be, But it's not a cafe for lesbians, is it? No, no, it's a cafe for everyone to enjoy. Lesbians are more of a side show, right?

No, the coffee's the side show. I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have described it as that, but the Daily Grind, Dirt. That would work for, that would work for gay men. Capo Queer. Holy shit. Dike roast. I like dark roast. Latte ladies, boring.

Steam queens. Les Brewerian Cafes. Is this Chet, GPT? U-Haul and oat milk? No. Is this the power of supercomputing? Cafe Oge. Is this the website that's going to take our jobs?

Brew babes. Barista Wives Club. these are all shit out and pouring no no no no so the tulip club the only good one was

dyke roast do you want to keep the names more cheeky fun yes yes more cheeky fun like dike roast okay one more chance for chat

gpd um muffin topless Bitter. Okay. Been there, done her. Nice. That's pretty good. Brood Awakening.

Okay. Not bad. It's okay. Cafe Clitterati. Cafe Clitirati is pretty good. Venty Vixens, Lusty Laties, the U-Haul Cafe, Oat Milk Orgasms. Holy shit. Okay, this is a play on Starbucks.

I don't mind this. Cizabucks. Cizabucks. Geez, Chad GPD's out of control. This is it. Cup of cunts. Cup of cunts. Cup of cubs.

From Chad GBT. And it's got in brackets bold move, but unforgettable. And then this one, actually, this is good. Flat white, not straight. That's good. Flat white and busty browns. Okay, baby ministers, no Flat lights and curvy Asians

No What? Okay, the last one from chat GPT Is the daily lick Fucking hell Nah man I like priest Tuckoria Me too

I miss tulips There were some all right ones in there What was some of being there done her is pretty good This is great I've got to go and look after my children You don't want to do more lesbian puns? No, I do, I do. Hit me with a warning.

This is the dichotomy of my life. Clint said the sea word. It was chat GTP. No, chat GPT said the C word. Hey guys, there's a C word in this podcast, but it was from chat GPT, so we couldn't help it. Yeah. But it's in there.

And it's not cat. And there's a lot of lesbian chat. So if you're a homophobe, so it's not for you. Ella, Ella. Ella, producer Ella is a lot. If you're listening, this is, this podcast is probably not for you. Canceled. You didn't even let me explain the job.

Clint farted today.