ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th April 2024

Episode Date: April 19, 2024

Taylor Swift just announced a DOUBLE album so Ella is reeling, Bree is taking up pickleball, Clint is planning his holidays, and Claud zoned out half way through. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Party till we die Till we fucking die, man Hi everyone Party till we die Welcome to Brian Clint's After Party Where I'm currently drinking a beer that tastes like pickles Gross

Yeah, you chose that on purpose, you had options Well the other beers were like 6.5% and I thought that was unprofessional Yeah, and that one tastes like pickles. Gross. Yeah, you chose that on purpose. You had options. Well, the other beers were like 6.5% and I thought that was unprofessional. Yeah, and that one tastes like pickles. Yeah, true. Speaking of pickles, I'm getting into pickleball. Oh my gosh, can I come? Yeah. Where are you going?

You want to come? Yes. There's a centre near my place. Down, because mum's friends do it at a church, but mum's out because of a knee, so I don't really want to go. Yeah, you've got to come play with me. Yeah. Are you good though?

Because I don't play with shit players. No, I'm actually pretty good. What's the appeal of pickleball? It's fun. It's fun? Is it fun? It's kind of like ping pong and tennis, but in between. Oh, yeah, okay.

So like ping pong's fun, tennis is fun, but if you're not super fit, then you play pickleball. Can you like ace someone in pickleball? Yeah. You could. You could like serve them real fast. I'll be honest, I don't really know all the rules. I just like to hit it around.

You can go really quick. And you've got like a bat and ball. It's kind of like... It's like padded tennis, eh? Yeah. It's small tennis and big ping pong. But the ball's plastic, is that right? Yeah, with little holes in it.

Which you don't look too closely, Bree. Huh? Oh, yeah, don't look at the ball too closely. Yeah, the wiffle ball. I became comfortable with wiffle balls in my softball career days. Is that what they're called? Wiffle balls. With the holes in them?

Yes, it's a wiffle ball. Because when you hit it, it kind of goes. It sounds like something from Harry Potter. Yeah, it sounds like the bloody quidditch. Wiffle balls you use when you don't have much room because they don't go as far as like a Hardball You know play hardball We're going on holiday next week

We're taking a week off work And having a break What is everybody doing on their break? Yard working Oh you guys are not going on holiday Is it going to be the Claudia and Ella show? You guys should put out a podcast every day Oh my god we should We should talk shit about you guys i mean sorry we should bring the juice i

actually would love to do the juice could be like behind the scenes secrets hell yeah how awful it is to just remember um it's not behind our back because we can listen to it but you will be reprimanded for it i wouldn't dare we'll put it late in the podcast so it sounds the first couple of minutes. You're like, oh, that's nice. And then it'll be hidden deep. Boring. Working on our holiday. That's not interesting.

Oh, sorry. What are you doing? Bree, what are you doing on your holiday? Yard work. Yeah. Yeah, boy with your chainsaw. What are you going to do? Are you doing a plan?

Taking my parents out for dinner. Hell yeah. Going to for dinner. Hell yeah. Going to a wedding. Hell yeah. Whoop, whoop, whoop. I think that's it. What about you? You're going to sleep.

Yard work. Hell yeah. Going to a wedding. Yeah. Are you actually? Yep. And taking myself out for dinner. Hell yeah.

And my wife, if she wants to come. You better be taking your fucking wife. She cooks for you every night. No, excuse me. Taking my wife out if she wants to come. You better be taking your fucking wife. She cooks for you every night. No, excuse me. Taking my wife out to dinner is my favourite thing to do. Well, then why did you miss it out of that sentence then? Because she, we got into bed the other night at like early. 8.30?

And she was like, she said to me, she goes, why would anybody choose to be out when they could be in bed? Amen, sister. You know, and coming into winter, like it would need to be. Like one of the last times we went out, it was fine. It was nice. We had an okay time. And she said to me as we're going home, I said, have you had a good night?

She goes, yeah, I just think we need to be more selective about the times we choose to leave the house. Because it's a real sort of effort versus reward situation and yeah i enjoyed it but not more than i would have enjoyed staying home where did you go out of interest we are like was it to a dinner was it to a concert it was dinner it was dinner and a show okay we went for dinner what was the show? We saw Kevin MacLeod from Grand Designs speak Yeah well that was the thing you wanted to do Yeah but she likes Grand Designs too I know but it wasn't like her first choice

The show was not what I expected Oh really? What was it? It was kind of like It was kind of like lo-fi Like boomer PowerPoint presentation. What?

I'm so surprised. I wanted him to put up like images of the best houses he's ever been a part of, designing or grand designing, and then some behind the scenes stuff you never knew and that sort of thing. But it was kind of like he did this weird like quiz thing where you use your phone and this real janky app. Did he make a kahoot? Kind of.

A kahoot? Kind of. That quiz thing that everyone was doing in lockdown. You never did a kahoot? Yeah, we did. We did work ones. We did work ones. We should go to a quiz night, guys.

I was playing Fortnite. Yeah. That's way cooler. Anyway. On my Nintendo Switch. Oh, hell yeah. I've upgraded. I'm a PS5 girl now.

Can I just say I miss the days that my Fortnite crew would get together every night? There were really good parts about lockdown. Because no one could go out. None of us could go out. And it was a way to hang out with people. It was actually awesome. It actually saved my life. If lockdown happened once a year and it only lasted for a week,

I reckon it'd be kind of fun. Yeah. I don't mind it. Maybe we should do that for the environment. The first lockdown, the first lockdown was kind of cool. Yeah, it was a novelty. It was a novelty and you're like, what's going to happen? Obviously, it was also terrifying.

But we were in lockdown for six weeks. The first one, yeah. Four weeks and then for the next two weeks, takeaways came back? Yeah, that's right. I remember though, right, on the night that we were going into lockdown, like the first time, like it was all kind of, you know, and they were like, no takeaways, nothing, you can't leave, whatever.

And I remember because I think at a certain time on the night where they were like, we're going into lockdown, my flatmate ordered Domino's. Yeah. Right? My flatmate ordered Domino's and this pizza turns up and I was like, fuck, that smells amazing. And she only ordered one pizza and I was like, holy shit,

I want some Domino's. I went online to order Domino's and they just closed for the night. For four weeks. I craved Domino's the entire lockdown. Something about

not being able to have it because you don't have Domino's every week. No. But something about being told you can't have it. And now that's all I wanted. And we don't even have any takeaways that often But do you remember after the four weeks and they brought takeaways back We were like, oh my God, it's been the longest four weeks And we sent Ben to go through the KFC drive-thru And we're like, we need some KFC

And we're like posting selfies with our KFC And we're like, we got KFC And everyone's like, oh, I'm so jealous, I want some KFC Little did we know we would go into lockdown again for like three months after that. That was brutal. Gutted. Did you know it was four years ago? It was four years ago.

2020. Four and a bit years ago now. I had an Instagram memory come up the other day of me at a friend's wedding on Zoom over lockdown and it said underneath it, four years ago. Oh, jeez. Yeah.

That's freaking... Feels like yesterday, but also like it never happened. A little bit like it never happened. So weird looking back on it now. Anyway, don't miss us too much. And we'll be back in a week. No, say what you said off air. You can say it. You say what you said off air. You can say it.

You say what you said. You said. You're allowed. It's okay. You said, don't miss us too much. Don't miss us too much. Cause. Cause.

And say what you said. What did I say? Say it. And then Clint said. Yeah. Because we bloody won't miss them, will we? Because I won't be thinking about you at all. Now tell them you love them.

Tell them you love them. It's not true. I love you. Good. I love you for another four and a half seconds. We'll see you in a week. Bye, guys. Bye. ZM's Brand Clint.

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