ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th August 2024

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

We're BACK! Hopefully this is the triumphant return you've been waiting for... but let's be real, it's probably not. Especially with how fast we start talking about facial herpes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The ZM Podcast Network 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8 It's your TTO, TTO You can take it hard to go Hi everybody, we're back Hi guys Like facial herpes, you're never really rid of us Hi, everybody. We're back. Hi, guys. Like facial herpes.

You never really read about us. Oh. Are you someone who's- We went away for a bit, but we're back. Have you ever read, I mean, straight into the facial herpes, Jack. Into the fuck of it, yeah. But have you ever read like the studies or the theories done around people who can't get it? Nah.

Yeah. Like the girl on The Last of Us. Like who are immune. Yeah. Yeah, but to cold sores. Yeah. People who are immune. I reckon I'm immune.

Well, don't. Touch, touch. Yeah, here we go. Yeah. In a radio studio, that's a tough, dangerous thing to say because we'll be like, are you? Have you ever had one? No. Well, you could be

immune as well. Claudia? No, I've never had one. Touch wood. Ella? Cold sore, right? Yeah. Not for years, but up my nose. Don't yuck her. Oh, there it is. No, I'm all good now. Not for years but up my nose Don't yuck her Oh you bitch

Don't cold sore shame someone I'm gonna do it You know what's real weird My mum had them a lot growing up When we were young And then I can't remember her having one for the last 15 years

She just stopped getting them. Because if they are viral and they're transmitted by kissing, that's how they're transmitted, right? I mean, I'm out of my depth here. A lot of different ways, but yes, kissing can be one. You would have kissed your mum? Nah, she was very mindful, like, if she ever had a cold sore, not to. Does she wear the motorbike helmet like the lady on the Zavirax ad?

Is that what she does remember that no ad for zavirax and the lady goes into the office with a motorbike helmet she's swimming with a motorbike helmet she doesn't want anyone to see her cold sore no and they're like you don't have to hide it anymore get zavirax patches it's iconic ad you don't remember the zavirax it sounds like a good ad it It obviously worked for you. Yeah, well, it would have if I'd had a cold sore. Touch wood, touch wood. I feel so bad for people who get cold sores. They look so painful. And just people shame you.

No, they wouldn't do that. Claudia is one of those people. And they're like, ooh, don't do anything else. I don't want to get the one down there. Ew. What do you mean, the one down there? What? Herpes. I don't want to get the one down there. Ew. What do you mean the one down there? What? Herpes?

You don't get, you get the face version down there. Really? I don't want that either. No, you don't. Ouch. Wait. Yeah. You get that version.

You get facial herpes. There's a difference. They're two different strains. So can you get genital herpes on the face? Yes. Fuck. You can. Shut up.

You sure can. If you got that, and it was obvious, people were like, well, I fucking know how you got that. Well, yeah, little dicks in your face. Dick face. Guys, this is not inclusive. This is not. We've been away for two weeks.

This is the best content. What content have we got? What content have we got? What content have we got? Who's got something good? No juice. No juice. This is the best content we've come up with in two weeks. Two weeks! What content have we got? Who's got something good? No juice. No juice. Juice.

Juice, juice, juice, juice. Juice, juice, juice. I've got a new doctor. Oh, my God. Are they hot? Nah. Which is what you want from a doctor. I don't want a hot doctor.

Why not? What if I have to show them my wiener? Or her? This is not inclusive. I don't want a hot man doctor. Let's hope you don't. It is inclusive. Let's hope.

Because I don't care. If they're hot, I'm going to get nervous. Let's hope you don't call it a wiener in front of your doctor. I'm not the medical professional. I can call it whatever I want. That would be way more embarrassing than actually getting out your wiener. What if I went to my doctor and said, I got this herpes on my face from my wiener?

He's like, how did you do that? You're like, I'm quite flexible. No, that's not juice. That's not juice. What else is juice? What's the juice? What did you guys do on your trip? We literally had a whole holiday. There we go.

Yeah, we're saving all that for the radio, though. I've got a ripping story, but I'm saving it for the radio in the next couple of days. Good, because I don't. I reckon this story I'm going to tell on the radio in the next couple of days would be maybe, no, no, I'm not going to say it,

because then you over. Yeah, you'll build it up. Well, let's hope we get these stupid effing cameras fixed before then though, otherwise that story will be lost to the annals of time. Have you met the new chick in the office? Who's the new chick? Her name's Candice.

Candice. Candice, dick fit in your mouth. Excuse me. Every time. No. No we haven't. That was juice for like 20 seconds you're welcome. But we'd like to meet her. Yeah, I'd love to meet her.

She sounds lovely. She does not have herpes. Keen to find out. Have you met the other new chick? Who? Dickens. Dickens? Dickens?

Dick in my mouth? Dick in what? Dick in you? Dick in cider. Is her name. Oh, that's good. That took me a while. That took me a while. It took me a while.

Oh, I feel drunk. Yeah. That's the one you should have saved that for the pub when Ella was going up to the bar. She's like, do you want anything? Can you grab me a... Oh, she likes cider. Can you grab me a cider?

Yeah, which one? See if they've got the Dickens. Yeah, ask for the Dickens. Dickens what? That's the best. Hey, can I please get a Dickens cider Oh that's funny Remember when I called the pub

And asked them if they sold Dickens cider You did not Oh no we called a bottle of And I said do you guys sell Dickens cider You know there's two weeks off Of And I had real R&R.

I think you challenged me to it before we left. You're like, you could try just relaxing. And I did. I'm an active relaxer, so I did my version of relaxing, but I did do some relaxing. And it really gave me a glimpse into what not having a job would be like. Is it good? Fuck, it's so good.

And I don't understand. Well, I do understand you have to win Lotto or inherit a hell of a lot of money. Yeah. But I feel like if I had no need for money, you know how people are like, I'd still work. No way. I wouldn't. No way. I wouldn't. No, just do what you want to do every day.

Maybe in five or ten years. Sure. Once I've got everything out of my system. But I feel like I've got so much stuff to do that I could just do, and oh, fuck, it was good. So, out of one to ten? So, rested, relaxed, ready to go, and then on Saturday night,

I went out and watched the All Blacks and got pretty hammered. Oh, no. So, you undid it all. I kind of undid it. You undid everything. I'm on day two of my two-day hangover. Oh, no.

Yeah, I thought you guys were both going to come back after your little trips, get both of you so rested. I was going to. But now your day two hangover, Bree might as well be because you're so jet lagged. I am exhausted. I feel like my trip was quite an active trip. You're going to a concert tonight.

You know? You're going to a concert tonight. I know, so I'm doing it to myself. But my trip was quite active. I haven't been that active in ages. Like I was swimming out to bloody hook lines onto rocks so the boat would stay still during the night. I was

pulling the ropes in. I was bloody. Did you get seasick at all? Oh see I've got a story about that but I'm saving it for the radio. I can't ask you anything. No. Don't ask me shit. There's a Breeze that, but I'm saving it for the radio. I can't ask you anything. No, don't ask me shit. There's a Breeze bikini pics on our Instagram story at the moment. I just thought, you know, I've got to bring the followers up, got to post some bikini pics.

It went well. How many views has it got? That's a great question. I'll do one soon. Oh, you're going to do one? No, but we've all seen that. I'm going to get some of those gutters and take a photo of that. Please don't ever do that again.

The V. Yeah. Why did you call it gutters? Because it's my gutters. I'll show my gutter. That's a different story. It's more of a cesspit, isn't it? I've got a few names for it.

More of a massive downpipe. Should we... I mean, this is not the first... This is not the podcast I expected us to come back to. No. This is exactly what I expected. Sorry. Can I just say I apologise.

I apologise for Clint. I apologise for everyone. This is not... You apologise for Clint? Yeah. For this level of content. For our first podcast back. We will

Sorry I thought you were taking the blame I thought you were saying I apologise to Clint I apologise Oh no no no no I think you haven't really added anything much else either Wrong I told you that story about my doctor You just said

You just said Now turn my mic off You just said Guttas yeah Guttas on the podcast No I didn't You said Guttas Yeah Yeah said gutters on the podcast. No, I didn't. You said gutters.

Yeah. Yeah. So when I say you didn't add much, you took it to the gutter. I actually added a really funny joke. Yeah, that was good. And I was mean to Ella. Yeah, that was good. That was good. Yeah, that was good.

People literally missed this podcast. There were posts on the page. We miss you. We miss you guys. And I say we end it here because I've got a concert to go to. And I don't know if I'm going to get there. But I want to leave now. Please. Have a quick nap.

Please have a quick nap. I'll leave you with What's This Sound? Bong water. Nice. Is that it? That was the joke. There's going to be a twist. Sing us out, guys.

H-O-T-T-O-G-O 5, 6, 7, 8 H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can make me hot to go The good news is it's only up from here. Yeah. Set the bar low. Set the bar low.

Flop over. By Friday, we will be flying. We'll be peaking. Set the bar low. Set the bar low. Flop over. By Friday, we will be flying. We'll be peaking. Compared to this one. Stick with us, everybody. Have faith.