ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th December 2024
Episode Date: December 19, 2024The working title for this podcast: What To Do When You're In Auckland. One of our lovely listeners is heading to Auckland for a few days and we've got some local recommendations for what to eat and s...ee while you're on our turf. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Second to last day of the year for us here at Bree and Clint Towers.
Woo-hoo!
Almost done.
What's the first thing you're going to do with your freedom?
Maybe play a bit of Fortnite.
You do that every night?
No, I don't. I actually haven't.
I did play once this week because I caught up with my brother
and we played for like an hour.
But before that, I hadn't played in like four months.
Really?
Because I've been so busy or too tired.
You should be playing at least once a...
Fortnite.
Yeah, nice.
Ella, what did you want to talk about on the after party today?
I'm just waiting
Because Claudia's on the phone
Who's she talking to
I am working
What are we doing
Blowing fairy dust out our buttholes
Do you want me to go on there
Tell us who it is
Claudia's having a serious phone call
There's something going on she's organising something
Who is it who's she talking to
A listener About what That's vague Something's going on. She's organising something. Who is it? Who's she talking to?
A listener.
A listener.
About what?
That's vague.
Oh, it's Sarah.
They're flirting.
Are they?
Good for Claudia.
No, okay.
I had something.
I can't wait to hear about Claudia's six capades from summer, by the way.
She's the only one of the three of us that's going to have an exciting summer.
Yeah, jealous.
You know?
She's back with us now.
Anyway, Ella, what did you want to talk about?
I saw in our DMs that lovely listener, Ellie Sinclair,
is from the UK and she's a podcast listener.
Hello, Ellie.
Hello, Ellie.
And I thought instead of just asking you guys off air,
we could discuss in this podcast what she wants to do when she's here in Auckland for a few days.
Oh, yeah.
And it's summer.
Yeah.
I mean.
When's she coming to Auckland?
End of the month.
End of December.
And she wondered if there's anything we could do or would recommend.
Hell yeah.
That's the best time to come to Auckland because everybody else is gone.
Yep.
It's going to be empty.
Go to the beaches.
Go to the beaches. Go to Tukapuna Beach.. Yep. It's going to be empty. Go to the beaches.
Go to the beaches.
Go to Tukapuna Beach.
Go to... Go to Mekong Baby, the restaurant on Ponsonby Road.
It's my favourite.
We're not done with the beaches yet.
Oh, sorry.
Go to Whangapurawa.
Go to...
Oh, there's always so many beaches with you.
Go to Piha.
Go to Piha.
Go to the Coromandel, but that's not Auckland.
That's not Auckland, but it's worth the trip.
Bethels.
Bethels.
Where do you mean, er?
Oh, my God, Brie.
Take this seriously.
Go to, get a camper van if you can, and go to Cathedral Cove.
The walkway is open again now.
Yeah, just reopened.
That's it, go to Ha Ha.
But just so you know, that's where all the Aucklanders are.
Yeah, true.
Oh, it'll be absolutely packed.
Try to get a boat, and then, no, seriously.
Oh, yeah, as you do.
No, no, no, go for one of those boat tours around the Coromandel
and then they bring you into Haag.
And so you don't have to do the big walk.
You're just on the beach.
Like the glass bottom boats?
Yeah.
Okay, now we move on to culinary delights.
Yes.
Go for food.
Mekong baby on Ponsonby Road.
Mekong baby on Ponsonby Road.
Sit outside in the summertime, drink the cocktails.
It's a good time.
It's good vibes.
Ponsonby is... I mean, it's nice. No, Ponsonby is great. I love Pons's good vibes Ponsonby's Meh
I mean it's nice
No Ponsonby's great
I love Ponsonby
Ponsonby's meh
No but like
If you're in Auckland
And you want to experience
Holidays
Yeah Ponsonby's
Is the place
It's got shopping
It's got all the great restaurants
It's got everything
Okay it depends on who you are
If you like the city
Well you're here in Auckland
Eh
Don't look at me like that!
Where would you go to the shopping centre?
If you weren't sending people to Ponsonby,
which is one of the main attractions that Auckland has to offer.
Ponsonby Road, by the way, is like our, what's the London equivalent?
What's that street?
Oxford.
Oxford Street.
Yeah.
It's like.
Rodeo Drive.
Yeah.
How old is she?
A lot smaller. But like the Auckland version. Yeah, the New Zealand version. But yeah. Yeah. Street. It's like Rodeo Drive. How old is she?
The Auckland version.
It's like Chapel Street in Melbourne. That's exactly what it's like.
So I'm looking at a profile pic. She's at the
beach in a wetsuit. Girl, if you're not
into the town and concrete buildings,
go to Waiheke. Go to
Tatarangi. Ponce B's got
a good vibe about it.
It's a nice, it's not a shitty, crappy street.
Like, it's so nice to walk around.
Good cafes, good food.
But if you want, it depends on the vibe you want.
We're literally going there tomorrow for lunch.
There's Franklin Road right off of Ponsonby Road that has all of the lights.
If you're here before Christmas, do Franklin Road.
Yeah, Franklin Road's awesome.
And K Road's right there.
K Road is great. Dominion Road, there you go. If you want actual good food, Dominion Road. Yeah, Franklin Road's awesome. And K Road's right there. K Road is great.
Dominion Road.
There you go.
If you want actual good food, Dominion Road.
I was like, go to Albany Industrial.
Okay.
No, I don't know.
I'm joking.
Go to the tiny cafe by my house.
There's a food truck near my place.
It does a great pad see you.
Yum, yum.
If you're gay, go to Family Bar.
Absolutely.
Or Eagle Bar.
What's the drag show?
Or G.A.Y. Or G.A.Y. If you're straight, go to Family Bar. Absolutely. Or Eagle Bar. What's the drag show? Or G.A.Y.
Or G.A.Y.
If you're straight, go to Family Bar.
Two minutes straight.
Here's the tip.
Two minutes straight.
If you can book yourself into Kaloose for a drag show
and you have drinks there, that's a vibe.
Go see that.
That's a good time.
That's a very good time.
We went there for Bree's book launch.
Such a good venue.
Such a great idea. Go's a very good time. We went there for Bree's book launch. Such a good venue. Such a great idea.
Best night.
Go to Waiheke Island.
Yes, it's a day trip.
It's a ferry.
How have we not mentioned that?
It's a 45-minute ferry ride.
And it's where all the wineries are.
And you can get scooters and drive around the island.
It's pretty fun.
And you can rent a car.
Yeah.
Or you can just get drunk and get an Uber.
I think we've said enough.
There's no Uber.
She's not going to.
Why hickey?
How long is she here for?
Huh?
How long is she here for?
I don't know.
She just said she's here for a few days.
Oh.
Oh, so a few days?
Oh, that's sad.
If we were here, she could have come in.
There's no way to know how long she's here for.
She could have come in and saw a show.
There's no way to know.
She didn't ask.
She probably wouldn't want to.
That's boring.
And we're off tomorrow.
Come in and sit in on the radio
show. Is that boring? She's intentionally
coming while we're off air to avoid us.
Is that boring, you reckon?
Coming to watch a radio show? I would
find it interesting, but I'm a radio nerd.
Yeah, I'm a radio nerd too. I love it.
I found singing interesting. Here's our buttons
and here's our whiteboard and
here's our TV screen. I like singing too.
I've watched a couple of the news
Like TV3 news back in the day
Like the AM show
The breakfast shows
They're busy though
And that's TV
That's glamorous
No it's not glamorous
You just sit in the control room
But I was like
This is fascinating
Coming from radio
And being like
Wow
Look at all the extra buttons
And you can look at things
Okay
Title of this podcast
What to do in Auckland
It'll be a good resource
Going forward For anyone coming to
New Zealand. I heart Ponsonby.
You could do Sex on the Beach. Sky Tower.
Title of this podcast, Ella hates
Ponsonby. I don't hate Ponsonby.
I can't believe you hate Ponsonby. I love Ponsonby.
I never said that. I just, depending on
who you are. And who are you?
I like the bush.
I like the ocean.
I don't want to be looking at shops.
What did you say?
Why do you always trigger me?
I was trying to be peaceful today.
My counselor said...
Does your fiance, Ryan, know about that?
Oh, fuck off.
You're getting laser.