ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th January 2024

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

Rubix cube update! And Bree and Clint have a horrific idea of how to remove tax from sanitary products. This one's got it all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hey, does this after-party have a smoker's area? Nah, why? Because I brought my nan with me. This bitch is empty. Yeet! Brian Clint's After Party. Or should we call it the Brian Clint Rubik's Cube Podcast. Shit, needs a catchier name than that.

Yeah, that had a nice ring to it. The Brian Clint Rubik's Cube. The Rubik's Roundup, where we check in with Claudia to see how her quest to complete the Rubik's Cube is going. Claudia, how's it going? Terribly. She just reached for the Rubik's Cube. I thought she was going to hold it up and show us that it was completed.

I've made a shape on the front. I made a little white cross. And that's as far as I've gotten. I've made a shape on the front. I made a little white cross. Oh, yeah. And that's as far as I've gotten. I've made a green square on one side. Not a whole side, though. No, just four cubes. You've got four out of nine.

Yeah, no, it's not going well. I started doing it yesterday after we talked about it, and within about five minutes, I was like, I don't want to do this anymore. But, no, I still believe in myself. I have a whole year. I don't need to do it on. But no, I still believe in myself. I have a whole year. I don't need to do it on the first day. You're going to be in jail for so long.

No, well, you know, I'm getting used to it now. I'm figuring out how to get one side to a different side. Claudia opted for a prison sentence, which means she gets out as soon as she finishes a Rubik's Cube. Whereas Bree and I took the finite one year sentence. Fair. We're doing a year in prison. Who's the pussy now? She's still in prison.

How much time do you think you've committed to the Rubik's Cube in the last 24 hours? I would say 20 minutes. Oh, you've got nothing to complain about. No, that's why I'm taking it slow. I don't want to get frustrated early. And then after maybe... Didn't your partner say to just google it

yeah she was like just look it up and i can't i'm in jail i love the idea that just looking it up means that you'll be able to solve it as well apparently there's like a couple of different things you need to do first to like do six months before you can google anything okay oh we're gonna give her that i was thinking six months and then i'll start asking people yeah right okay and then and then nine months start asking people. Yeah, right, okay. And then nine months you can start Googling stuff but you can't watch videos. Okay. And then on the last day of the year,

I'll find a video and I'll solve it. Imagine if it doesn't help you. As I haven't done it yet. Still doesn't help you. If you do 20 minutes a day in six months, you will have Spent 60 hours Maybe I'll do squats while I do the cube

Guys who wants to drive 3 and a half hours Which direction To the eastern bay of plenty Oh that sounds lovely She's going to Just the bay of plenty I'm so tired already

No it's not a good way to drive. Nah, probably have a V. Yeah, or you could do some like myth. Oh, yeah? Anyone got any myth? Not on me, sorry. Okay. Nah, not on me.

Usually one of you have some. Ella. Yeah, true. It's usually Ella. She's a resident vegan slash myth head. Bloody Ella. Old snuffer lick She's a resident vegan slash meth head. Bloody Ella. Old sniffer licker. Old sniffer licker.

Sniffer licker. I forgot about sniffer licker. Yeah, Bree's driving down. I'm flying down. It's a 20-minute flight, so I'm going to fly. You're going to get there way before. Nobody tell Greta to move. You do have to drive to the airport and then wait at the airport

and then get on the flight and then- And then get an Uber in from the airport. So it's not just 20 minutes of, you know- But I don't have to do any driving apart from the drive to the airport. Yeah. Yeah. How long is your drive to the airport? 35 minutes.

And then at the airport, you'd be there at least- Eat some free sandwiches. At least half an hour before Yeah Oh don't worry about it mate So it's an hour Yeah And then

Stop making yourself feel better I'm trying my best Just take your time But then I'll have my car there so I can you know You can finish the Tom Sainsbury podcast Oh true I can do that If you get through the whole thing on that drive Can do that

Yeah it's very good if you haven't listened to it Tom Sainsbury's Small Town Scandal Is a great podcast to listen to It's just the last thing I feel like doing on a Friday Yeah I wish I You could drink some Zero beers while you drive I'm probably not going to do that

So it feels like you're having a Friday vibe Do you still get ID'd for Zero alcohol stuff? Good question don't know No For a while there they were IDing you Nah Can kids buy zero beers? They should be able to

No they shouldn't be able to Why not? Because it sends the wrong message What message? It's like should kids be able to buy herbal cigarettes? They can buy those Spaceman candy sticks No they don't have red tips on them anymore I think kids being able to buy beer

Like you know, 15 year olds like, I want to go and buy a non-alcoholic beer. Why should they not be able to drink it? It just feels weird to me. It feels off. Sending the wrong message. But technically there's nothing wrong with it because there's no alcohol in it. Yeah. Technically it's worse for them to go and buy an energy

drink. Yeah, that's true. I'd rather them probably drink the non-alcoholic beer. than probably drink the non-alcoholic beer. Even though non-alcoholic beer is fucking expensive. It's too expensive for what it is. They're like, we have to brew it for the same amount of time. It's such bullshit, I reckon.

And I get it, because it's the same and you have to blah, blah, blah. Good marketing. But like, it would help a lot of people who are trying to get off the booze or trying to drink less if it was cheaper. But the beer companies are not interested in you getting off the booze or drinking less. They're not interested in that.

The government should subsidise it to help with the drinking problem. Yeah. With the drink problem, you know. I'm not saying a crazy amount. Maybe this is a horrible idea. It needs a bit of research. You know what else needs to be fucking subsidised is tampons. Preach it, sister.

Any sanitary product. They at least need to take the GST off them. Like, take the fucking GST off it, for God's sake. Why is the government making money off tampons? Like, it's such bull. You're making money off my uterus. Yeah. Luxon.

Seymour. Hey, Luxon. Jacinda. You know what? I feel like. Get out of my uterus. Luxon can do my next pap smear because he's making money from my uterus. So he needs to look after it.

You know that you don't want that and he doesn't want that, okay? I don't know. I feel like I might want it. You know that neither of you want that. I feel like I might. He kind of looks like my last gynecologist. Literally looks the same. You're not going to be able to unsee that now.

Do you imagine if we ever interviewed him to be like, if you want to keep the GST on tampons, you can do my next pap smear. And trust me, Luxon, you don't want to do that. We're moving this bill through under urgency. I do not want to go down there. Imagine if he had to do a certain amount of pap smears a year to keep the GST on tampons. Oh, fuck.

Shit, where did this go? Why are we doing this? Look, it's Friday. Aren't we meant to be doing an international birthday banger? Yeah, I forgot. Yeah. First week. You just weren't going to say anything.

You're just keeping quiet over there. Breeze past it. Yes. Let's go home. There's a huge bag of onions here at ZM. I'm going to figure out how to make onion bhaji. Oh, that's a great idea. Isn't that a good idea?

Yum. You're not. I am not. You're wife. I'm going to take a bag of onions home and say to my wife bhaji. Oh, that's a great idea. Isn't that a good idea? Let's be real. You're not. I am not. You're wife. I'm going to take a bag of onions home and say to my wife, how good would onion bhaji be? And she'll go. Do you have a deep fryer?

She'll never speak to me. I've got an air fryer. Oh, yeah, good work in an air fryer. I have no idea what onion bhaji is. I just know there's onion in there. Fuck it. Oh, they do such good onion bhaji at the Indian place in Sandringham near me. Paradise. Paradise. Makes you very farty in onion bhaji. God, I fart through the

eye of a needle after onion bhaji. Onion bhaji's fun to say. Isn't that funny to think about that saying? Onion bhaji? No. The saying is shit through the eye of a needle. Yeah, but same premise. I fart through the eye of a needle, same premise. You're farting through a very, very clenched up tight butthole. That's our cue to leave.

We've covered pep smears. Rubik's cubes. Rubik's cubes. Onion Bajie. Breon meth. Luxon doing my pep smears. Rubik's cubes. Rubik's cubes. Onion bargy. Bring on meth. Luxon doing my pep stream. Ella being a meth dealer. We've done a whole year's worth of content in one day.

Let's get out of here. Let's wrap it up. Save your good stuff, guys. Save some shit for the other podcast. Yes. Astro Body in the Astro Body.