ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 19th January 2026

Episode Date: January 19, 2026

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After party Duh We are back Baby Brand new for 2026 Same old people No I'm a new person now Are you?

Are you changed I want to ask everyone What everyone's New Year's resolution was I knew you're going to ask that Did you? So did you think about it? I did Okay good

I'm giving it simple this yet. Okay, good, I like it. My new year's resolution is to clean my air friar more often. I thought you guys say clean my ears out. No, clean my air friar more often. I pulled my air friar out to roast some veggies today. That thing is disgusting. The number of times we do things in the air fryer and then just close it. You need to get the little air friar basket sheets, like the little baking paper air fry basket sheets. No, I don't. Those defeat the purpose of an air friar. Why? Because the air doesn't circulate around the thing. Oh my God. It's still cool. It doesn't matter.

Of course it still circulates around. My mum's got a silicon basket inside her air friar. No, not the silicon. The little baking paper ones. I don't want that. You really are verging on 40, aren't you? Hey, he doesn't like change? He likes his things how he likes it.

No, no, no, that's not that. You're defeating the purpose of the air friar. Wait, let's ask chat GPT. The air is meant to see that all around the thing. That's why there's a little grate that lifts it off the bottom of the air friar, so the air can go all around it. Baskets. Otherwise, you're just grilling it.

Air friar. Claudia knows. I agree with you. I just don't care. You're just fan growing it. I don't have an air friar, but that sounds like good logic. I'm just chat GTP.

Oh, God, I'm too. I'm telling my mom. Chat GPT. Chat GPT. Chat GPT. GPT. Short answer. No, as long as you use them properly.

Long answer, because this one is for the internet half tree. It's not really, but they can reduce efficiency if misused. Anyway, I'm not doing it. So it's my New Year's resolution. What's yours? To travel more often with only carry on. Like it. Because I think you're going to say to travel more.

I was like, oh, generic. No, they want a lame one. When I can in 2026, I will be. Exactly. Because the size of suitcase you usually take on our overnight trips. Awful. Hate it. I'm done with it.

And a little bit embarrassing to be seen with. It is. It is embarrassing. Because we get to the other end and people are like, oh, you got a little luggage. It's half empty. There's nothing. Didn't we get you a carry-on suitcase for your birthday one year? Yes, I've still got it.

I used it the day before New Year's when I went down to Wanika. Did you manage to carry on for that? I sure did. You've watched the George Clooney movie right where he goes. He's a traveling businessman. And he talks about how you. You never check a bag in. And the amount of time you lose waiting for bags of the baggage carousel.

I felt so good when I got off that plane. And you walked straight out. And I looked at all the people walking to the baggage carousel. And I was like, suckers. Yeah, that's my New Year's resolution. Although I did think about it, like, because we all have to do quite a bit of travel in the next couple of months together. We do. With the bits and pieces we're doing.

It defeats the purpose if you're with people that have baggage. It does. It does. So it needs to be a group consensus. Yeah. Who's keen? We have to travel with probably stupid radio equipment. Yeah.

We just got to figure it out. I'll wait at the carousel. You guys go ahead. Get your own over. See? Like there's no point. There's no point. I may as well just check a bag.

Yeah, correct. You know? Okay. Cordia, New Year's resolution. I've got a loose three-parter. I'm going to know. How loose? What?

Happened. Pretty loose. How'd you get that? I just like, I don't really... Room for three. It's room for three. Was that from New Year? It's been a good summer, guys.

What have you been up to on holiday? I don't really do New Year's resolution, so I'm just, it's a goal. Is that what they're calling the shock in it? I hate you. A three-parter. I'm going to teach myself real push-ups. I'm going to do 20 real push-ups. Oh, yeah.

It's a realistic. Yeah, I'm going to run a 5K without stopping. It doesn't have to be fast. I just need to do. just do the running part nonstop. And I'd like to be able to do a chin up. Okay. Okay.

Is it good goals? Yeah. Do you have a plan? No. Because goals without a plan are just dreams. Oh, that's beautiful, Clint. I'll do what I did during lockdown to teach myself push-ups and I just put a song on every day and just did as many as I could in that time frame. And that builds up so quick.

You know, you could, I mean, are you open to suggest? Tell me, Clint. You could do one push-up a day this week? One. One. next week, two push-ups a day. You will be doing 20 push-ups within 20 weeks. I don't know if I can even do one actual push-up these days.

Yeah, that's the problem. You're going to try. You start on your knees and then you build your way up. Isn't going to go? Yeah. Oh, I can't even do one. Just smashes out five. Fucking...

I bet I can't. You know you can. David Goggins over there. This is 100 metres all over again. No. I genuinely, every time. No. No, we've got no leg to stand on.

We don't want to hear it. We don't want to hear it going, oh, no, we might. I genuinely haven't done a real push-up in years because every time at like an... Guys, I don't think I can do one either. Mute her, Mike. No. Put her on me. Shut.

We don't want to hear it. Was that just to make Claudia feel bad? No. Every time in an exercise class, I always do them on my knees. Because I'm like, oh, fuck, I can't do real ones. And I was like, I genuinely can't remember the last time I did a real one. Now do it backflip. Today.

Guys, in 2026, can we make our dog's race? Remember we had that idea? My dog won't race. But, yeah, we can try. But, like, we won't make them all race at once. It'll be, like, a time trial. I'll hold them, and then you go to the far end of the bar. So we just have to put him at one end, and then you call him, yeah.

And he should run to you if you've got food. He'll get distracted. But, yeah, yeah, let's do it. Well, we can give it a go. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah. That's my dog. Do I get...

They do say dogs like their owners. Because I've got two dogs. He is very handsome. Do I get to pick which dog? Oh, they both race. Oh yeah, that's true. One would be sad if they didn't race. They could race at the same time and then see if they distract each other.

So you get the benefit of maybe having two chances. Yeah, you pay for two dogs. You get two entries. Okay. Yeah. Ella's going to borrow a dog. Okay. What's your New Year's resolution?

Fuck bitches, make money and get paid. Very similar to what my New Year's resolution is every year. I feel like the whole marriage thing kind of puts a handbrake on one part of that. My husband could be bitches. Yeah, husband's a bit of a bitch. Yeah, true. Excuse you. No, in all seriousness.

That's for the joke, by the way. I know. Someone on the text machine just said, this will make sense if you listen to the other podcast, but someone's got some free cat hammocks for you, Ella. So wait, fuck bitches. Oh my God! What was the next thing? Fuck bitches, make money?

Fuck bitches, make money, get paid. The last two are the same. The last two are the same. Yeah, I'm joking. I actually want to be more social. Oh, that's a good one. Thank you. I actually was so social.

I hung out with Brooke so much. That's not being social. That's just you and the same person hanging out every day. You can't just hang out with the same person. You already do? Right, I see. But I went to Ed Shearing in the weekend. Yeah, that counts.

That's good. That's social. Thank you. And then she left early. This is why nightclubs don't exist. Because Jin Z's like, I went to one crazy. God.

I fucking go out every night. Go out tonight. My millennial friends. Go out tonight. My millennial friends. Be hung over tomorrow. I dare you. Clint, Claudia.

Do you guys remember when we were Ella's age? Yeah. Oh, shit. I used to. Fuck, bitches. Get money. Get paid. I used to go out on a weeknight and get home at like 4 a.m.

Yeah. And then just go to work. All the time. Thursday, Friday. I didn't feel good. Ella goes to Louis Capaldi has two drinks and then she's hung over the next day. And guess who she went with? No.

Brock! My bestie! You need to go with at least, you know, get a few more people in there. You're all right. Like Brock can be there, but you know. I mean, I'm doing other stuff. Not me, though. I'm retired.

So does that mean if someone asks you? you to do something, you kind of have to say you. Oh, you're having a yes man year. Maybe. I've always wanted to have a yes man year. I'm having a no man year. I say no to more things. So he has a no man year every year.

What? Rich coming from you. Oh. I can say I say yes to more things than you. You say no to everything. No, no. No, no. No, no.

I got it. No man year. Yeah. I'm having a no man year. Yeah. Says you. You, your vest wearing, weren't we meant to call someone?

Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm going to call it. You call them. Your birthday prison is coming, by the way. It's not been forgotten. Can I just say? Can I just say, oh, they're distracted now.

Producers, wait, we're back. Okay, can I just say, none of you said happy birthday to me on my birthday. I did you ho? I did. I forgot. Sorry for calling you. Yeah, but I was in America, so the date might have been different. Show me.

I fucking did. Well, Claudia might have. Did you? Wasn't on Instagram. Oh, there's too many platforms now. Oh, Ella's calling someone. Hello? Oh, shit, maybe I didn't.

I thought I did. I don't think any of you did. Maybe Claudia, and it was like, happy birthday. Oh, I was in the group chat, wasn't it? I think it was in the group chat. No, no one in the group chat said it. Really? Yeah, and I was waiting.

Well, I was in America. Oh, no, I was in transit. I was going to say you were in transit, which is kind of actually probably more of an excuse. I said, happy birthday at 9.57 a.m. What did you say? I said, happy birthday, and I had seen you two days prior. And I said, have a great birthday.

This is why I've changed my birthday to September 3rd. I actually, to be fair, was jet lagged. See, these are the fucking excuses. Why am I still in trouble? I've dealt with my whole. whole life. Claudia's the only one in the clear. Thank you.

Appreciate that. Even though your message was very lacklust. I saw you two days before. No kiss on the lips. No one. No, no, we did. Stop arguing. We've got a guest.

We've got a guest. Please welcome all the way from, where are you, Melissa? Where are you? All right. Warville, Kentucky. Please welcome from Warville, Kentucky. It's our podcast listener, Melissa.

Melissa. Yeah. Now Melissa, you tried, you actually called during our show today to get on air. Yes, yes, I did. And what was the reason that you tried to call all the way from Kentucky? Because I'm a breeze book reader. Might be the first and last time we play that this year. And I appreciate you, Melissa.

Well, I appreciate you all. Oh, stop. How long have you been listening to our podcast for? About two and a half years. No, why. Have you finished Bree's book? Just about it. I only got it today.

Oh, you wait for the plot twist at the end. You're never going to see it coming, Melissa. Turns out, I'm heteronormative all along. Do you know, it always fascinates us when we have. have listeners on the other side of the world. Do you know anybody else in Kentucky that listens to the brand show, Melissa? I've forced my mom to watch, you know, a bunch of your Facebook videos just because I love you all so much. How did you find us, Mill?

One of your old's videos came up on my Facebook and then you all just kept coming up more and more. And I was like, I've got to look these people up and I found you all on I Heart Radio. Oh, that's so cool. How did you manage to get Bree's book in Kentucky? Yeah. My mom ordered it. I don't know because it was really late. She was hoping to get it for Christmas,

and it came in really late, so I don't know if it came, you know, from the supplier or what. Yeah, it might have come from New Zealand. Yeah, no, so I was pretty pumped when she got that for me. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, what a good mom. That's so nice to hear. We saw your post in our group as well.

So that's very cool, Melissa. That means so much to me. And it means a lot to us that you listen to our podcast every day. That's so cool. I do. I can't start my morning without it. What's your favorite segment? I always am interested to know.

I would have to say, name and I haste. It's back this year. Oh, yeah. We still haven't found one. It's back tomorrow, is it? Is it? I think. Should we do Melissa tomorrow?

Yeah, right about to do you work, Melissa. I think we'll work for our court system here. All right, we'll call the Kentucky judicial system looking for Melissa. Looking for Melissa. Hey, thanks to the support from the other side of the world. It means a lot. We often forget that there are people around the world listening to this. So it was really nice to get your message, Melissa.

We appreciate you. Thanks, Mel. Well, I am so excited to have talked to you all. And this will be on the after party. So it'll be in your daily listen tomorrow. You can listen to yourself tomorrow morning. I'm looking forward to it. Amazing.

We love you, Melissa. We'll talk to you soon. Bye. Let us know where you're listening. If you are in a different part of the world, we'd love to hear about it. If you're not part of our private Facebook group, go and join it.

It's called Brian Clint's Group Therapy. It's private, but we accept everybody. Yeah, absolutely. Everyone's welcome. This is quite cool. We should do this every now and then. Like, just call someone from a different part of the world. Long distance.

phone call. Yeah, our new boss will love it. See you guys tomorrow. Bye. Pardy. Duh. Play ZDM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.