ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th July 2023
Episode Date: July 19, 2023SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS. It's the day before Fifa day and we can't wait. Bree shows off her track and field commentating skills and gives us CHILLS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Cause after the after party, we're winning it all.
Oh, I like that one.
Welcome to the after party, everybody.
That's a bit fun.
The Brian Clint after party.
That's a fun one.
We're going to the Football World Cup opening ceremony tomorrow.
You, me, Claudia.
Yeah, man.
Ella.
No.
Not going?
No, I'm sorry.
She hates women's sports.
She hates women's sport.
You hate women, don't you? Yeah. Notoriously.. She hates women's sports. She hates women's sport. You hate women, don't you?
Yeah.
Notoriously.
You're a woman hater.
Yeah.
You're like, they're not fast enough.
God, I thought the vegan would be all about supporting women's sport.
I thought the Gen Z would be very progressive when it came to her sport.
I'm terrible.
I just forget.
And then I remember.
You forget about women's sport.
I just forgot to get tickets.
Just forget about women in general.
You can still get some.
Shut up.
No, not until tomorrow you can.
Not until tomorrow, but you can get other tickets.
Can I? Yeah. Are we getting Liddy McTitty
at the football? Is that...
We'll be doing a Thursday at the football.
I'm going to get a bucket of donuts.
I'm really interested to see
because an event like this,
like something, like a FIFA event,
same if you go to a Rugby World Cup event,
every element of the stadium is
controlled by the sponsor.
Actually,
when we went there for you to sing the national anthem,
they were in the process of converting it to a FIFA stadium.
And the words,
the management of Eden park used,
they said,
um,
this stadium has been handed over to FIFA.
It's so comprehensive that every single bit of branding gets covered up
because they need to be able to either sell it and put Coca-Cola
or whoever the sponsors are on there,
or just guarantee they're not going to accidentally give somebody else
free sponsorship.
Yeah, right.
It extends as far, he showed us, as like if you have a light switch
in the room and the bottom of that light switch says, like you have a light switch in the room
and the bottom of that light switch says,
like what's a light switch company?
Poly, P-O-L-I, that company, they have to cover that.
Everything in the stadium that has a logo on it for FIFA
because FIFA are so like wide ranging.
Well, it's watched by the most people out of any sporting thing ever.
So can you imagine what sponsorship would be worth?
If you want your two billion eyeballs on this light switch,
then you guys are going to pay for that.
And they wouldn't let us touch the grass because they own it.
They own the grass.
Yeah.
What I was going to say was I'm really interested to see what,
because they didn't control all the food and beverage.
So I want to know.
Oh, no, is it going to be different to normal?
Yes, it is.
Oh, are they going to be donuts?
Possibly not. Oh, my God. I don't think different to normal? Yes, it is. Oh, are there going to be donuts? Possibly not.
Oh, my God.
I don't think you'll have your little orbits there.
That's half the reason.
I mean, none of the reason I'm going.
I'm just going to support women.
They might have the donuts.
They might.
I want to know if I get my Fritz's wiener.
Oh, you can get wieners in other places.
Don't worry.
There'll be lots of wieners there.
At the Women's Football World Cup.
I got the best wiener.
I got the best wiener at a Tuatara game once.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, they had such good wieners there.
I saw, and this is probably more.
It'll be a Fritz's.
Yeah, I'd say so.
It was very good.
And that little trailer thing.
It was very good.
Yeah.
Whatever it was.
It was years ago.
I'm looking at the sponsors.
The only food sponsor is a fast food chain with a golden arch.
Oh.
I've heard of them.
I've heard of them.
I've heard of that brand, yeah.
I wonder if you'll be able to get that in the stadium.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
They don't sponsor our show, so we can't name them.
Much like FIFA, we have to blank out their sponsorship.
But I wonder if you can get that in the stadium.
It's also sponsored by Rexona, so they're going to hand out free deodorant.
I hope so.
I hope they bring back sexy bouquet for the FIFA World Cup,
because I can't get it anywhere. I want to know what the beer sponsor is for the FIFA World Cup because I can't get it anywhere.
I want to know what the beer sponsor is for the FIFA World Cup.
I know it.
Guess it.
Heineken.
No, it's not Heineken.
It'll be Bud Light.
No, not Bud Light.
Very close.
Budweiser.
It's a Budweiser.
General Budweiser.
Is it?
Yeah.
I'd much rather drink Bud Light.
Yeah.
I saw on an article. How wild is that Bud Light shit, by the way? Yeah. I'd much rather drink Bud Light. Yeah. Yeah.
I saw on an article.
How wild is that Bud Light shit, by the way?
Sorry.
I know.
It's pretty wild.
What happened?
Oh, like the drama?
The drama.
Yeah.
Is it the Dylan Mulvaney?
Yes.
Yes.
That trans woman who.
Oh, Dylan.
Yeah, did a sponsorship.
So Bud Light hired her to do a sponsorship deal.
A paid post.
Paid post deal.
Pretty straightforward kind of post.
And then people were just up in arms about it.
Bud Light forgot about the fact that their major demographic was like redneck.
And they were like, well, if you support the trans community,
we no longer support you.
To the point that Kid Rock did a video where he took a case of Bud Light
out to a field and shot it with a machine gun.
Oh, what a fuckwit.
Just drink it.
You've already paid for it.
Honestly, what a fuckwit. Like, if you are behaving like that and you're, like,
carrying on with that kind of behaviour,
you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Does it directly affect you?
Of course it doesn't.
No.
Like, people aren't coming into your homes and, like,
stealing shit from, you know what I mean?
Like, just get over it for god's sake
people are so dumb i saw um because uh the matildas obviously is the aussie team and i saw
they're like going hard out in australia like people are buzzing around the matildas at the
moment because they obviously they're on form and they played that last friendly
match against France last week and they won 1-0 and people were just like people are just going
nuts for it and I saw this article where they the Matildas they brought them into a room and they
thought they were having like some team meeting like as you do when you're in teams like that
leading up to the World Cup yeah and they And they brought them into this room or whatever.
And then they said, oh, we've organised a special guest for you
to come speak and kind of like inspire you.
The woman from Bend It Like Beckham.
No.
Imagine if they got her.
Keira Knightley.
Was that Keira Knightley?
She wasn't one of those women, yeah.
No.
And then Cathy Freeman walks out to give them a speech.
Oh.
Can you imagine?
Yeah.
Oh, that would, I'd be done.
Cathy Freeman, Australian Olympic, Indigenous icon, Ella.
One of the greatest Australian sports people ever.
At the Sydney 2000 Olympics, picture it.
So it's in Sydney.
Oh.
The whole stadium is packed. It's buzzing. She's in sydney oh the the whole stadium is packed it's buzzing she's in
the 400 meter final she puts on this whole zoot suit that looks like a full wetsuit with the whole
headpiece and everything it's silver and it's green they line up and she takes off in this 400
meters she was the favorite to win, but obviously, you know,
it's the Olympic Games and she starts running
and she's way out in front and people are like,
she's going to lose the lead.
This is going to be, like, devastating.
And she just starts to pull away further and further.
It's one of the greatest moments in sporting history I've ever watched.
Like, I remember where I was.
I was on the Sunshine Coast.
I was young. I was, yeah, I would have been. Like, I remember where I was. I was on the Sunshine Coast. I was young.
Yeah, I would have been like,
how old, like 10, and I was
watching it, and I was well into
athletics, and then that just like
inspired the shit out of me.
Do you know Cathy Freeman's 50?
Yeah, that's about right, yeah. Because that was in
the year 2000, and that
wasn't her first Olympics either.
That was her last Olympics, I believe.
Yeah.
Wow.
End on a high.
Should we?
I want to find.
Maybe the football fans, the New Zealand team, need to bring out Dame Susan Devoy.
Exactly.
Yeah.
She'd come in there with a couple of rum and cokes.
Yeah.
Just be like, g'day, gals.
G'day, girls.
Susie D here.
Dame Susie D here.
Susie D. Let me inspireie D here. Susie D.
Let me inspire the shit out of you.
From Celebrity Treasure Island.
You want to hear it?
Yeah.
Do you want to hear the Cathy Freeman moment?
So you get the whole, I think it's like 30 seconds.
Oh no, it'd be a bit longer because it's 400 metres.
Are we going to listen to a whole 400 metre race?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a Cathy Freeman.
Are you sure it's the audio that's good or is it the video
that's good? Nah, the audio.
Because it's Bruce McElvaney
and he's like, he can't
believe we're chatting. Not Bruce McElvaney.
Is this the one?
The one you've got in there is not working. Okay, cool. This one.
Yeah, we got it.
Okay.
Okay.
Is this the bloody?
Oh no, this has got no Yeah, we got it. Okay. Okay. Is this the bloody? This is an ad.
Oh, no.
This has got no bloody commentating on it.
Who wants to watch it without the commentating?
Do the commentary.
Yeah, you do it, Grace. And she's off and she's racing and she's going down the first bloody corner
and she's turning it hard. Cathy
Freeman, this could be a moment
in history that we'll remember forever.
She's looking good in her suit. She's
coming around that second corner and she looks
strong. Can she keep it together?
Here she comes.
Cathy Freeman, can she be
the first Indigenous woman from Australia
to do it?
She's coming down that back straight now, the last 100 to go.
It's the hardest.
Can she keep it together?
Cathy, Cathy, do it for your country, Cathy.
Here it is.
She's now coming to the finish line,
and she wins the gold medal at the Sydney 2000 Olympics.
Unreal.
You're never going to see that again.
I've got goosebumps.
Fuck Bruce McIlvain.
You got Brie Thomas out.
I'm sweaty.
That's quite good.
I'm really excited.
I bet maybe you've watched that so many times you've memorised the actual commentary
and that's the way we're getting.
I think I am.
That's literally your next career move.
Oh, mate, I'd love it.
That's really impressive.
It makes it, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
It's a huge part of it.
God, it's good.
Well, the commentary came before the pictures
because you were used to listening to sport on the radio.
So the art of commentary is painting the picture with your words.
That's so true.
So people can imagine what... And I can enjoy a game of cricket on the radio. with your words. That's so true. So people can imagine what.
And I can enjoy a game of cricket on the radio.
I can enjoy a game of rugby league listening.
If the call is good, I can enjoy that.
I agree.
It was such fun when the America's Cup was in Auckland.
Oh, yes.
Watching it from anywhere you could see.
And then I had this tiny little radio.
Because no one could get, this was before it wasn't on the internet,
no one could get TV on their boat.
So you had to have good radio coverage.
How good.
How bloody good.
Oh, I just got chills, bro.
So good.
Honestly.
You are welcome, guys.
All right, let's get out of here.
Have a good time podcasting.
Oh, the awkward sign-off is back.
I love when there's an awkward sign-off.
I was trying to link, I'm trying to seamlessly link to the other podcast.
Oh.
Oh.
There's a special song to celebrate five years of Brian Clinchot in the other podcast.
There's something in there that's a – is it going to be at the start,
like close to the start?
Yeah, that would be.
Yeah, nice.
Don't miss out on that because it's very good
and a famous musician has gotten on board.
So go have a listen.
Because after the after party, we're on it all.
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