ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th June 2023

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

The debrief after the party, and we're on a mission to find Clint a go-to karaoke song.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party. What up, everybody? Welcome to the Brian Clint after party. The day after the day after Claude's 30th birthday party. Yeah, boy. You guys still a little bit hungover? Yeah, boy. Probably.

I haven't sent it like that in years. I didn't go. Shame on you. Shame on me. I wasn't able to attend, unfortunately, as much as I would have loved to. So fill me in. What's the goss? Who pashed who? What happened? I pashed everyone. Did you? Nah, but me and Ella peed in the same toilet together.

Not at the same time. We didn't stack or anything. I was like, because men can do that. Women can't do that, can they? Do you do that? Oh, you could try. No, we don't do that. We do it in the sense that we pee in a big long urinal trough at the same time as each other. So yeah, we do pee? You could try. No, we don't do that. Oh, we do it in the sense that we pee in a big, long urinal trough at the same time as each other. So, yeah, we do pee in the same toilet.

I think it's funny that men pee into a big trough. Yeah. Like little piggies. Big piss wall. Yucky. You see them less and less. Like, I'm not sure if anyone's still installing those long – you might not know something familiar with them.

The long stainless steel walls and the water rains down the whole wall I don't know if anyone's putting in a new one of those there's lots of those individual porcelain stand up thingies it always freaks me out so much when I walk into a male bathroom accidentally which I have done before it always freaks me out so much because it looks so different from our bathrooms yeah yeah like you you can tell straight away that you're not in the right bathroom i

remember when i went into the women's bathroom at the last place i worked for the first time and bear in mind i had worked there for probably six or seven years and never gone into the women's bathrooms yeah but my friend was like you have to help me get into this dress can you please just come in here don't make it weird just come in here all right and i went in there they had a fucking couch in the bathroom oh did they yeah it was because everyone goes together so i don't know somewhere for your friend to sit i don't know about having a couch in the bathroom they had a couch and and a full length mirror. Oh yeah. A full length mirror I'm here for. And my last one of the radio stations I've worked

at in the past, we had a full like makeup and hair cart. So there was like a blow dryer, hair straighteners, shampoo, not shampoo, dry shampoos, hairspray, tampons. Where were you working? I was at Nova Brisbane. I wonder

if they still do it. Wow. Not now we're in a recession. Yeah. All the good stuff's gone. Yeah it was so good too because like if you forget to bring tampons or if you needed some hairspray or like just a little bit of a zhuzh. Once I found out how nice the women's toilets were because the men's were god awful. so bad, whenever I was working on the weekends, I'd use the women's toilets. I was like, treat yourself. I'd start using those ones. Would you just? Yeah, but there was no one else in the building. I was like, why am I going to go and use this skungy

men's one when I can use this delightful ladies' toilets? And never got caught. I thought one day I was going to get caught and never got caught. What would you say if you got caught? Sorry, I don't think anyone was here and our bathrooms are awful. Surely honesty is the best policy. Yeah, probably.

You would have used that bathroom. Which building? The fancy new one? Nah, the old one. There wasn't a couch in there when I was there. It was gross. There was a seat with a cushion on it. Which building? The fancy new one? Nah, the old one. There wasn't a couch in there when I was there. It was gross. There was a seat with a cushion on it.

Nah. Oh, go on. I think by the time I got there, the building was so old and run down. Yeah, right. It was just like, you know when doors open and smack the wall and there's holes in the wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This question might be too politically charged for a fun podcast after party. But how does everyone feel about unisex toilets? I like them if they're like completely separate rooms, you know,

and they're like the toilet is one thing. It's not like a big communal area. That's fine. You mean like not a room full of cubicles yeah so you mean like a room full of stalls a hallway with lots of little rooms off it yeah and you can go you just go into the toilet and you lock it and yeah and you're safe but that's just because i'm real p-shy and i don't like when there's other people around and if it's unisex and everyone's going to be in there and it's just like you know know, it's a me problem. It does, like, it's an interesting one because for so long you've gotten used to something

and I feel like, especially like on a night out at like a nightclub, like a women's bathroom is a safe place. It's an escape room, right? You know, like it is a safe place where you do feel safe and there's, you know, and you, I don't know. So it's an interesting one. Yeah. I get that.

There's a bar downtown. There used to be a bar in Auckland City called Pony Club and it's. Do they allow horses to wear in there too? I never saw a horse in there. Apparently horses do have big schlongs. That's not apparently, that's true. Have you never seen one? I've seen them on the internet.

Wait, did you Google that? No, it came up as a meme. A meme? And I was like, holy heck. What is that? Yeah, anyway, have you seen a horse? Pony Club was a converted strip club. Right.

Male strip club, actually. Nice. Those are rare. It was directly underneath the strip club that I took you to for the Channing Tatum interview that didn't happen. Oh. So that was Showgirls. This was down in a place that used to be called Showboys.

Right. Glass surfaces everywhere. Oh. Unisex bathroom in the mid-2000s. Wow. Interesting. And, yeah, it was a weird concept because it was like. Is that because it's a men's strippy,

so most of the clientele will be women? So if you had separate bathrooms, one would just really get used. I don't know. That's a great point, Claude. That's a really good point. They're saying at Taylor Swift concerts because there's so many girls going to them, they're converting the boys' bathrooms into girls' bathrooms.

Are they? All the guys that are going are like, what about me? Where do I go? Welcome to our world. You're going to have to line up for once. True. I had that thought a few months ago when I went to the comedy gala and it was the break in between and everyone obviously was like rushing

to go to the toilet and, of course, there was no line up for the men's toilet. Why is that? And the women's line up was out the door, around the corner. And I'm kind of like, when will they learn that they need to put more toilets in for the female bathroom? Because this is always going to happen. Yeah. You know? Yeah, it's always going to happen.

It's always going to happen. Obviously, men, if there's urinals or troughs, they're going to be able to go in and out way quicker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why don't you just, they're going to be able to go in and out way quicker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why don't you just make the women's bathroom bigger? You know? Saves the problem. I used to go the big day out in Auckland,

and it's at Mount Smart Stadium, and they have fixed toilets in the grandstand. Right. I'm sure there were portaloos all around the place, but there's fixed toilets in there, and 50% of the toilets are men's and 50% are women's, and they go men's, women's, men's, women's along the stand. Yeah.

And you had like miles long queues for the ladies' toilets. And then the ladies would start queuing up for the men's toilets too. Yeah. Because they were like, fuck this. We really need to go. There's no line. Men are in and out, but the men would skip the line at the men's toilet and go walk straight past the ladies because we want to use the urinal so you have a weird experience where you're going because the ladies don't need the urinal that's free they just want that cubicle yeah but then

we are going into the bathroom to use the urinal with a literally a queue of ladies inside the toilet while we stand there claude you, you talk about peeing pee shy. Yeah, that's rough. Imagine you have an audience of women. That'd be pretty hard. While you're doing a wee and they're just like, oh, man. That's a core memory I'd forgotten all about. Yeah.

Got a job done, though. Rigged. Yeah, they just need to change it. They just need to put more female toilets in. Like, do the math in your head. Why do women wee more than men? I'm assuming it's like you're saying men just use the urinal and get out of there, whereas women probably just have a sit.

You've got to take your jumpsuit off and hang it on the back of the door. Yeah, if you're wearing a play suit, it takes ages. And you're sitting and you're having fun from your heels. You know, and then you probably want to sit down. You're right. And then you go over and you check that your face looks okay and you wash your hands properly. Not all men are washing their hands, let's be real.

I'd say majority more women are washing their hands than men. 100%. 100%, yeah. Definitely. And so that takes more time and oh, jeez. Well, I can go hands-free if I need to. It's a kerfuffle. You can?

You guys don't wipe. We wipe. That takes more time. There that takes more time that's what i mean about the hands free but there's no there's no wiping when you're weeing so we're wiping takes more longer and then what if the toilet paper's not working properly for you like it's just oh god oh shit anyway no other gossip so the only gossip i'm getting from Claudia's 30th Is that you and Ella Shared a toilet Yeah Is that it I'm trying to think

Of anything else I just had fun I had so much fun Yeah I had some real good chips Did you make it to karaoke Technically Yeah technically we did

We went to Saloon Bar Which is the karaoke bar On K Road But you didn't sing Nah Some bitch stole our song Yeah What was your song

Some drunk bitch Stole our song What was it going to be? It was Iggy Azalea Fancy. I didn't sign up for it. And Priya and I were going to do it. Megan and Ella signed. Megan did.

Megan signed up for the song. And I was like, oh, y'all. And I was like, I'm in not any state to get up and sing in front of anyone, especially, like, I was just like, I probably wasn't going to do it, but these girls wanted to do it. And we're waiting there for ages and ages. Anyway, you know how the song starts. Ba-da-doom.

Boom. Boom. I was like, oh, here we go. They're on. The girls are on. And I was like, Ella, the song's on. Anyway, this drunk bitch, like, powers through the whole stage. She goes, this is my song!

Like, gets up. She didn't even know it. Had no idea what she was doing. Was so shit. Like, if she got up and nailed it, I would have been like, sweet, you're good to go, babes. She didn't even know it. Did you see me up there?

I took over. Did you? Yeah, I stole the mic from her. I missed that part. I stole the mic from her and got the rap bit. Nice. Thank you. And I honestly, I did jumping around and then I was missed that part. I stole the mic from her and got the rap bit. Nice. Thank you. And I honestly, I did jumping around and then I was like, oh.

Do you know it? Do you know it? Ella gets up and pushes her off the stage. She's like, move, bitch. I grabbed the mic. I was like, this is. Stop. This is your time.

Do you want me to do it? Do you want me to do it? Yeah. First things first, I'm the realest. Realest. Drop this and let the whole world feel it. Let them feel it. time. You're going to be Charlie X-y-X. Never chase that. Never run us like we're bringing 88 back. What? We're the little team with the bass set. Champagne spilling, you should taste that.

I'm so bad. I wasn't ready. No. I don't know this song well enough. I'm that drunk bitch on the stage. It's quite a hard song to do when you're intoxicated. I was so... This is quite fast.

I was hoping someone filmed that. Oh, my God. And then Megan and who was it? Was it your friend Sian got up and did what did they do? Share, didn't they? Turn back time. And it was the most horrific. Oh, my God.

That's such a huge commitment. It was the most horrific display of karaoke I've ever seen. And that's at Saloon Bar and that's saying something. It was so bad Like so bad I'm pretty sure you either tried to Or did sign me up for something But then I was like I think I tried to

It was too hot in here And I was like I want to go I want pizza It was packed in there Yeah It's like a hallway I'll bang it

From the first line If you don't nail this It's off. Fucked it. Yeah, they didn't know the lyrics. They were both too drunk. The lyrics are on the wall. Yeah, but they couldn't see.

They were cross-eyed at that point. I don't want to hear you do a Cher impersonation. I want to hear you sing it. I want to hear you do a Cher impersonation. I want to hear you sing it. I want to hear you do your interpretation of Cher. I'm working on it. I need to find out what my karaoke song is. I like that journey. I'm on that journey too.

And then you don't stray from it? No. You go to karaoke, you do your song? And there's criteria. It needs to be catchy the whole time, easy enough to sing, and I would say shorter than three minutes. You can't do the long one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It has to be catchy the whole time, easy enough to sing, and I would say shorter than three minutes. You can't do the long one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It has to have, yeah. Okay, Ice Ice Baby used to be my go-to. Do you know all the lyrics? Yeah, I used to. See, that's a good song to do at karaoke. My wife wants this to be our karaoke song, but she wants us to perfect the harmonies. Go on.

Ooh. Is this Cruisin'? Yeah. Huey Lewis. It's a bit slow. It's a bit slow. But as a duet, as a drunkin' duet. I'm bored already.

As a drunk girl. Yeah. Maybe let's cruise. This is perfect end of the night song. Yeah. See, I would argue a bit boring. A better duet, in my opinion, is Islands in the Stream. It's a great karaoke song.

Great harmonies. It's a bit obvious, though. What about No Air? Some big notes in there. Oh, such a good song. Shugger not doing Chris Brown. Now put on Islands in the Stream. I'm bored.

Sorry, Clint. You're going to have to get a bit older. Also, you and I performed Islands in the Stream at Friday Oaky one time, and fuck, it was bad. Yeah, see, everyone's joking. If you practice this, it'll go off. Let the vibes there already. Baby, when I let you in, we'll be so on edge.

No, I'm Kenny Rogers. You're Dolly Parton. With a fine tooth comb, there was love in my heart. Yeah, this is in your reign. We were something going on. Pretty good. And then the freeze turn. You do something to me that I can't explain.

Go do the harmonies. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. Every beat of my heart. There was something going on. This is the hard part. This is the hard part. Tender love is blind. It requires a dedication.

No, you're doing my harmony. I can't do the girl harmony. Making love with each other. Making love with each other. Here we go. Islands in the street. That is what we are. Is this where you get a podcast from? No one in between.

How can we be wrong? Save and carry away. To another world. We may rely on each other. Uh-huh. From one lover to another. Uh-huh. See, that's a winner.

Yeah, we just win sometimes. Yeah, you've won all of us with that one. I would have to be Dolly Parton because you keep singing the Kenny Rogers part. You do a better Dolly than me. I'm fine to be Dolly, but I need to know from the start that I'm Dolly. Dolly's the more iconic. No offence to Kenny Rogers, but Dolly's more iconic than Kenny Rogers anyway.

You've got the figure for it, Clint. You can be Dolly. Thank you. I've got massive titties. And a teeny waist. Alright, let's get out of here before we feel tempted to sing any more songs. Enjoy the podcast. We'll catch you guys back. Oh, by the way, there's a big surprise on the main podcast for Brie. It's not a

surprise. It is a surprise. No, it's not. What do you mean? You were surprised. Well, okay. When you told me what the surprise was, I was keen and I loved the idea and then the second part of what happens in the surprise gave me horrific, horrific anxiety. Like I'm going to have to go home and take lorazepam.

I'm not even joking. Oh, I don't want you to feel like this. Don't take lorazepam before you do some rehearsing, okay? Anyway, the surprise is in the box. When do I get more details about it you will like when it is how long i've got the exact version that i need to be learning closer can we get the version please yeah we'll get like i think i need that like now yeah yeah we can get that yeah yeah oh god i'm gonna have to go back to therapy. Get your version with a backing track.

I don't think you guys understand how terrifying this is for me. It'll be great. On a bunch of levels. Like, it's not just one fear that I'm battling. Like, it's multiple fears. You will do a great job. Like, I'd rather get. I'd rather get.

We've got your back, girl. We have your back. I'd rather get a full back tattoo. We know you. We're not going to be mean to you or throw you into some shark. Just put your trust. Oh, my God. I'm going to have a panic attack. I'm going to have a panic attack. Deep breaths.

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