ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th June 2024

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the After Party. I've got an insight for you guys into the wonderfully innocent and simple mind of a four-year-old this afternoon. Tui, my daughter, is four. She's just about to turn five. And with kids, you quite often have to encourage them to drink water or they'll just forget. They're busy doing kid stuff and then you're like, hey, do you want to drink water? And they're like, oh my God, yes. Yes, thank you. And then they're like, hey, do you want to drink water? And they're like, oh my God, yes. Yes, thank you. And then they're like, oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much.

So we've been talking to my daughter, Tui, about the importance of staying hydrated. We put in that word in her vocabulary, hydrated. And she was heading to bed the other night and Lucy said to her, my wife said, Tui, do you want to have a drink of water before you go to bed? She goes, yes, because if I don't have enough water,

then I'll be low-drated. Makes sense. Oh, my God, that's so cute. Isn't that freaking adorable? Oh, that's so cute. So she's gone, okay, you get the water in, you get hydrated, you run out of water, you are low-drated. Oh, not dehydrated, low-drated.

Makes more sense. It makes so much sense, doesn't it? My brother did a similar one when he was young. My dad said something about his friend having a Ford, and my brother was like, oh, we're so lucky because we have a car that goes forward and backwards. That is freaking cute. So cute.

Yeah. This is like a kids say the darndest things We should do this on the radio Kids, yeah Until you step outside of the thing that you say Every day and you hear it from someone who's never Heard it before and you go, of course you Freaking think that that's the way that things work

What was Ella's Claudia, speaking of children What did Ella say at the movie marathon? Oh, what the heck things oh it was my favourite electric lights electric lights oh when you're dehydrated you need more electric lights

she goes oh what's in powerade or gatorade it's electric lights this was post movie marathon but I'm not sure that was an excuse and then what did she say when she was looking up stuff on the app of the lamb she goes what's a rag out what is that it's a ragu ragu i don't know man i mean that is a fair enough one yeah it does look like rag out i think it would be really hard

for me to learn a new language because like you're still learning this one? Yeah, I'm not very good at English. English is the hardest, they say. True. So got that sort of 70% down pat. So Chinese should be a breeze. I reckon Chinese, yeah, Mandarin would be fricking hard. Whiny. That's what my boy, oh, my fiance can speak Mandarin. Calls you?

Yeah. Well, no, that's what. Whiny. No, whiny. That's I love you. Whiny. Are you sure? Are. Well, no, that's what. Whiny. No, whiny. That's I love you. Whiny. Are you sure? Are you sure it's I love you?

Or whiny. He's calling you a whiny bitch. And then my favourite noodles, liangpi. And then I go, she's here. She's got it. Is that Cantonese or Mandarin? Mandarin. Is it?

Yeah, Ryan lived there for like a year and a half, and then had to come home because of COVID. Ah, right. Yeah. Good food. Did he bring it? Yeah. I thought it was Guy Sebastian.

I thought it was DJ Dimension. Did you guys have cute words for things when you were a kid? Yeah, I called my vagina my wee-wee. You would. You still do. Is that cute or just functional? You have a horrible name for your wee-wee. Foof.

No. What did you? No, we don't talk about that on the podcast. So you acknowledge that it's a bit far. We don't talk about that. What are you calling it? No, sometimes. Oh, when you're announcing yourself.

Sometimes when I go into the producer's booth to make my way to the restroom to relieve myself. Oh, yeah, I know this one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Disgusting. You can say it. You can say it. Ross also said.

No, I've got two that I say. Quite a lot. It's the worst one. No, I won't. Will you beep it? Yeah. No, you won't. I'm not saying it.

You can't make me. Really? Yeah. Oh. Just say it. Claudia will beep it. I'll beep it. Say it. Say beep it Say it

Say it No no no You've said worse You've said way worse Yeah I'm so shocked at this True true true True True

Bring the tone up God Ella I'm trying I tried and she brought it back down I'm trying to I'm trying to class up my act I knew a guy When he was going to the toilet

He used to say He was going to drain the lizard Oh that's a true action I love the Dropping the kids off at the pool. Yeah. I like that. I just like saying a big old log.

Or a ghost poo. Dump. When it disappears down the bowl. I love saying, especially when I'm at a fancy event and I'm dressed real fancy. Like, for example, at the radio awards. I love being at an event like that where everyone's dressed real fancy. Like, for example, at the radio awards. I love being at an event like that where everyone's dressed real fancy and I go, all right, I'll be right back. I'm off to the shitter.

I love it. It's so good. It brings you back to reality. It's such a juxtaposition of what else is going on. Oh, could you imagine? The look you get is normally like, what the fuck did she just say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get this girl some manners.

Could you imagine, say it's like Princess Diaries situation and you find out you're a princess of some distant grandma relative? I just find I wouldn't do well in the manners class. I'd be too much. I'm watching Bridgerton and I'm like, if I get transported into this world suddenly, I would be screwed. You'd be a peasant. Yeah, we'd all be peasants.

We'd be dirty. I would only be tried as a witch. I would love the corset for a second, you know, to try it. Until they tightened it. I wrote a movie script once, like, many years ago, and it was like a princess diary. Like, it was a take on princess diaries but an aussie version that's cool what would it be oh like you know some some like to be honest i based

it on like my childhood like growing up in the sticks yeah and you grow up in the middle of nowhere and then all of a sudden you find out that you have like your royalty royal blood yeah and you have to take over and they like ship you off to the city somewhere like you know to some foreign place and you're like this like you know outback sheila it's a tale as old as time it's a classic classic i love them and then they do the montage and then they're pretty they take They take their glasses off. Oh, here's a good question. Again, we should all have a go at this now. What is, so picture that is the type of film, that kind of vibe.

What song are you picking for the montage? Oh. So you're going from Rough Country Bunkin' to Princess. Or just a montage where like it's like a dress-up montage or like a makeover montage. You know the type of montage in any of those? I know what it is. Yeah, I've got my word. Okay, everyone pick their song. I'm just looking at my playlist. I know who would sing it but I can't pick which song. I don't know if we've got it.

Oh, got it. It's that song that goes, it's quite retro but this would be the song that overlays it on Brie as she's getting transformed. Remember that song that goes It's quite retro But this is me The song that overlays it on Brie As she's getting transformed Yes Remember that song that goes She's got the look She's got the look She's got the look

Rock set She's got the look And they think She's got the look And she goes She's got the look And just then Brie turns around And she's got the crown

And the dress on And she goes Hey Someone needs to make this. It's there if you want it. Is it? I'll put it there. Can you imagine it? It's a little bit bogan, but it speaks to what's happening.

She's got the look. Oh, I had it in my head. I had it in my head, one that I thought would be good. She's like baby. Do you know that song? Oh, yeah. Can I get a bit more? She's like way back.

Yeah. Hold on. You know what it's in? It's in the movie She's the Man. Ooh. I feel like it's the opening. Does it literally happen in She's the Man when they turn her into a boy? Nah.

I feel like it's the opening scene of She's the Man. Oh, here we go. I reckon I've found it oh i don't know now guys i'm overthinking this okay it's just too many songs too many okay i got it i'll go espresso sabrina carpenter relevant for this okay yeah play it let's see if we can picture it poppy it's a bit slow for like a big montage. Let's see. I'm interested to know now what was the makeover montage song in She's the Man. Let's have a look because this is like classic.

Is it going to play an ad? Here we go. Okay. Okay. I'll see what I can do Yeah here we go Oh yeah This is not what I thought it was I thought this was

And then there's another montage When she's running through the carnival What song is that? That's um I'm giving down on my bad reputation. Essentially the same song. Essentially the same. Just got that kind of upbeat tone.

Also would work in the montage, that song that goes, we're the kids in America. Anything Avril Lavigne then. All right, good brainstorm guys That was fun Should we GTFO I'm feeling thoroughly low traded How many minutes has this After party been

How many do you want 69 10 and a half I never want it to be more than 15 A good 15 I think is solid 15 minutes is a bit long We've got another four minutes. You reckon?

I'm happy with five. Everybody loves a lady that's happy with five. Let's get out of here. Yeah. At least let me warm up a bit. Five. I'm not even like. No, we're done.

Five minutes, we're done. I'm a raw dog.