ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th June 2025

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

The wonderful Mumma Di has crossed the ditch and we've got her live in studio, Maroons scarf and all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me horse to go. God, who's that? Who was that? Bloody terrible laddies.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Who's that? You're lucky we didn't play the aria on a grunt in day one. Who's that dolly bird? I think you've got too much stuff on me. Well that's the thing, there's too much stuff on all of us. The only difference is we're getting paid for it, you're not. I pay her on the side. Oh do you?
Starting point is 00:00:36 Yeah. She's getting a cut. Yeah sometimes. Sometimes. Mama dies here in the country, how you doing? Yeah really good, really good after last night. Yeah got the Queensland scarf on. She hasn't taken it off.
Starting point is 00:00:47 She sleeps in it. I had everything on last night. I had the pants, I had the jersey. I had the hat. We saw it, it was on the Instagram. Oh, did you? Have you got the knickers? No, but I'm gonna get them,
Starting point is 00:00:58 and I'm gonna get the socks. G-Banger. You need the socks as well, yeah. Do they do it? Mums strictly G-Bangers only. Be quiet, Brianna. As if Clint wants to know that. It's burned into his rectum now. In his rectum?
Starting point is 00:01:11 It's probably in his rectum as well. Far out. Girls, are you there? I didn't turn you guys on. Yeah, we knew that. You're used to that from you. Yeah, you never do. What's new, hey?
Starting point is 00:01:21 What is new? Sorry, do you want me to turn you on? What's new? What's new? What's new? What's new? What's new? Girls, are you there? I didn't turn you guys on. Oh. Yeah, we knew that. You're used to that from them. Yeah, you never do. What's new, hey? What is new? Sorry, do you want me to turn you on?
Starting point is 00:01:29 Watch now, watch out, it's fine. Oh no. I'd like to see you try. I was gonna say, do you wanna see me try? This is going down real, real quickly. Go on then. Yeah, I'd love to see you try. You go on.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Hey. Hey ladies. Wow. Do you wanna come round and watch the OC at my house? We have some Snickers pods and a Tim Tam. What do women like? There'll be flowers there and kittens. Oh, we're getting some, we're getting some.
Starting point is 00:01:58 As soon as you say there'll be a lot of puss there, they're in it. Brianna! Brianna! Brianna! We didn't talk about you, you're not here next week. No! You're away all week. I'm away all week.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Can we have the show reimagined please? To Claudia, Ella, with Clint. I was going to say the Clint show but... Claudia and Ella, and Clint's also there sometimes. We're right here. Oh yeah, that's got a ring to it. Did you notice something Clint? They had thought about that.
Starting point is 00:02:26 They had, it wasn't what you thought, was it? Nah, they'd already discussed it. No, that was just came to it to mind. You can do the Claudia and Ella show, but I want to sit out there in the producers booth like you guys. Oh my gosh, that would be fun. Deal.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Can you get it? Oh, careful. I could go hard on you. You shame this podcast would never see the light of day because I'm not gonna load it. Yeah, you can load, you can call us, you can push your videos. Yeah, no, I'm joking.
Starting point is 00:02:51 We can swap for an hour. And then push a button. Oh, we can yell at you. We're like a bloody family that squabbles. I'm Clint and I push buttons. I'm gonna scream into your ears. Push your buttons. I do, actually.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah, I'm just kidding. I'm not. Die, we're fine, we're so fine. I thought he was like, I'm gonna scream into your ears. Push your buttons. They do actually. Yeah, just kidding. I'm not. Die, we're fine, we're so fine. Claudia's like, I'm never kidding. No, I've never joked once in my life. Claudia doesn't joke. No, no. I've noticed that about Claudia, she does not joke.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Very serious. Very serious. She's a real sleep with one eye open. Yeah. Like if anyone, like if I saw any of us on the news that they'd stabbed someone, I'd be least shocked at Claudia. Do you know what photo they would use of you? I've always thought about what photo they would use of me
Starting point is 00:03:31 on the six o'clock news if I went missing or committed a crime. What photo would they use? I don't know, I'm just gonna Google Claudia and see what the first photo comes up with. I think it's my LinkedIn photo that comes up first, and then it's a photo of you guys. Oh yeah, it's this one.
Starting point is 00:03:49 With my orange hat on yeah orange hat in the studio with the headphones on yeah show me again busy baby that's the photo they'd use I could see that on a poster on a what about mama die what would they what would they use oh no she's not on social media so oh yeah there you go it's a picture of you and her oh great now I'm incriminated social media. I reckon so. Oh yeah, there you go. It's a picture of you and her. Oh great. Now I'm incriminated. Oh yeah? I'm happy to go. I reckon if you committed any crime,
Starting point is 00:04:09 mum, you'd get done for arson. I don't like how you said that. Brianna. Oh, Ella's is a doozy. What's Ella's? Is it little baby Ella? Whoa! No! That doesn't even look like you That's LinkedIn I need to change that we need to be more aware of LinkedIn you look like Velma from Scooby-Doo
Starting point is 00:04:34 How's my fringe phase? Yeah, I hope breeze one is the red skivvy. Oh Really? Oh, no, it's not. It's pretty sultry actually She looks weird I really hope it's not. Oh no it's not, it's pretty sultry actually. What is it? C.T.R. Oh my god! That's beautiful! Oh my gosh you hottie. She looks wet. Yeah, it was a wet hair look. It's an awkward photo. Oh sorry, excuse me, her hair looks wet.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Why would they do that? Her hair looks wet. Oh that was the end thing. It's end. Your arms look great though. Yeah you got good arms. Look at those guns. And your tits.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Okay, calm down. Yeah calm down, good arms. Look at those guns. And your tits. Okay, calm down. Yeah, calm down, that's a little bit disturbing. Sorry. Mine's a bit weird too. What's Clint? Ours are both quite arty. Yeah, yeah. Are you wearing yours too?
Starting point is 00:05:15 A little bit high fashion. Yeah, ours are both a bit arty. Salty, modern. Well, me is a fatty with my cat. Show me you was a fatty. What's his name? Clint Roberts. Not fat. No. You's his name? Clint Roberts. Not fat.
Starting point is 00:05:25 No. You're ridiculous. Little sausage legs. Um. Oh. Sausage legs. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Has everyone gone home? Well, it's a- It's a long weekend. Thursday before a long weekend here. Yeah. Has everyone gone home? What's everyone doing? Um, what are we gonna, well, tomorrow-
Starting point is 00:05:44 Oh movies, I wanna go and see the new F1 movie with um. Oh, is it out? I don't think it's out yet, mum. This weekend? Is it? Is it? No, cause you got invited to the premier. I think going to the premiere on Monday.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah. You can go to How to Train Your Dragon. I'll train your dragon. Oh. Oh. My dragon can't be trained. Come here, I'll show you my fire breather. How to Drain Your Dragon. How to drain your dragon.
Starting point is 00:06:05 How to drain your dragon. Oh dear, sorry darling. Yeah, I can take you to the movies if there's something good on. Yeah, I'm not going just for the sake of it. No. I'm not just going for the popcorn. Yeah, we're gonna just, I dunno, hang out. I'll go take Mum to get her nails done maybe.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Go to the casino? There's no nails to get done, so that... Did you chew them off last night? Oh, mate. Yeah. Yeah, I nearly did too. Down to the nubs. Go to the strippies?
Starting point is 00:06:38 Oh yeah, you wanna go to the strippies? Oh, why not? Your favourite's calendar girls, isn't it? Yeah. Have you ever been to the strippers? I've never heard anyone scream Queenslander from a stripper club before. I did it at a concert once when the game was on and the guy next to me had his phone out and I was watching the game and we scored and I stood up and said Queenslander.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Whose concert was it? Michael Bolton. Oh, RIP. RIP. Did he die? He did.. Oh, RIP. RIP. Did he die? He did. No. I don't think he died.
Starting point is 00:07:09 I don't think so. No he didn't. God, I keep RIPing people. He's in good nick. Oh, he's 72. Yeah. Who died? That's a great question.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Something happened to someone. Someone died. No, it wasn't Barry Gibb. No, it wasn't Barry Gibb. No, not Barry Gibb. No, not Barry Gibb. No, it wasn't Barry Gibb. No, not Barry Gibb. No, he's the guy from the Beach Boys. Oh, sorry. No, the wasn't Barry Gibb. No, it wasn't Barry Gibb. Not Barry Gibb.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Oh, sorry. Michael Bolton's unwell. Yes. He didn't die. I knew he was in the news for bad health. I thought he died, but he hadn't died. Well, Barry Gibb is too at the moment as well. Is he? Barry Gibb, lead singer of the Bee Gees, for those of you who don't know who that is.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Are you kidding me? They don't know who the Bee Gees are? Some people won't know who the Bee Gees are, who Barry Gibb is. Ella, do you know who Barry Gibb is? The Bee Gees. Yeah, but did you know that before I said it? Uh, a cordia. Banger. Banger. Banger!
Starting point is 00:08:09 You know what my biggest reference to Michael Bolton is? It's the song he did with The Lonely Island. Oh yeah. It's the only song that was like his name. Where he's like dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow. Yeah. Ohhhh. I've told the story about I used to, the last radio session I worked at,
Starting point is 00:08:24 there was a sales rep called Michael Bolton. Oh really? He fucking hated the jokes. I was like, where's your ponytail? Oh. Tell me how am I supposed to live without you? Now that I've been... We should do the greatest Michael Bolton song
Starting point is 00:08:44 of all time next week, well Breeze Away. Gotta get something through. We could do some Celine as well. All I know is he didn't appreciate it when I sang out Queenslander in the... Yeah, yeah. You need to do it in key. Queenlana! Okay, should we go?
Starting point is 00:09:00 I think we should. Should we kick off the long weekend? Where are you going? I'm going home and then I'm going away. Interesting. What about you guys? None of your business actually. None of your business.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Yeah, what are you girls doing? What would you like to know? I'm going to calendar girls with Mama Di. I'm going to Mama Di. Woo! You're going to... Let's go. Mom, have you ever been to the strippies before?
Starting point is 00:09:21 No, I haven't. Do you wanna go? Yes, let's go. Is it on your bucket list? Yes. I feel like it'll be it on your bucket list? Yes. I feel like it'll be quickly off your bucket list once you get there. I don't know, I think it'd be interesting to have a cocktail or two. I think we'll need to give you about seven. No I think that's a good idea. I only need two. We'll fill you full of seven Long Island iced teas and then we'll go.
Starting point is 00:09:41 What flavour? Male or female strip club? Oh, I reckon I'm up for either. Picking Max. Lucky dip. I like it. Hey, we'll see where the night takes us. Fine run that does both. Alright, we'll see you guys next week. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. Queenslanders! Queenslanders!
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