ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th March 2024

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

Bree and Clint are putting their bets forward on the main podcast, but they haven't decided on what the winner gets. So we're going through all of your suggestions for what the outcome should be when one of them wins. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody and welcome to the Brianne Clint After Party Podcast. I got a question for you guys. First of all, do you allow people to pick up things from your house that you've sold on Facebook Marketplace or on Trade Me? Yes. Yeah, why not? Do you? Yeah.

You give them your address? Yeah, why not? So then they've got your name, address, phone number, email address, and bank account details. And they know what you look like. And they know what you look like. Oh, well, they won't have my email. Yeah, they will. Why?

If you sold it on Trade Me, they will. Oh, I'm thinking of Facebook marketplace. Okay. Well, that kind of renders my next question null and void. I was going to ask, like, how much does something have to be worth for you to be willing for them to come to your house? The reason I ask is I've sold, like, a baby gate, like a child safety gate on Facebook to somebody.

Oh, I needed a baby gate. Oh, you should have hit me up. I have a baby gate. You can have mine. Really? Yeah. For my dogs. Is that what you use it for? Yeah. Oh, did you actually need a baby gate? Yeah, like I actually really need one. Oh my God. What are the fricking chances? I know. And we went to Kmart last week and they sold out. I accidentally let this go way too cheap too. I had it up for $70 and someone flicked me through

an offer of $25 and I went to click I know, I went to click decline and I clicked accept. Oh, got it. No. And then I was like, it's like the fourth time

that I'd listed it. Yeah. Just let it go. Get rid of it. Shit. So $25, but I was like, $25, you're not coming to my house. Yeah, fair. You're not finding out where

I live for 25 bucks. I've let people come to my house to give stuff away for free. What? Yeah. I had like cat stuff like a little animal pen thing and I was selling it. Tarandos. Yeah and they were like hey I work for charity can we have it for free and I was like yeah whatever. The charity thing gets me over the line a bit.

We put stuff on the community page. Like we got sent too much dog food one time by accident. We told the company and they were like, oh, well, because it was raw meat dog food. And they were like, we can't get it. We can't come back and get it. Just have it.

But we didn't have the freezer space. So we just put it on the community page. And we gave people our address and they came and got it. Yeah, I feel like that's different again. A new community page. I feel like that's different. Because it's a new community. And to be honest, everyone that's come over, like when we've sold stuff or given stuff away, has been lovely.

We gave away toilet paper on the community page. Remember when our toilet kept getting blocked because of the Walmart toilet paper? And then we put it up on the community page. Wasn't it your tampons that was blocking it up? No, it wasn't.

You forget. It wasn't my tampons. It could have been part of the reason. I've never heard this Walmart toilet paper story in my life. Yeah. I've never heard this story in my life. I mean Costco. I mean Costco toilet paper.

Girls, do you remember? Yes, I do. Your lawn flooded. I must have been away. Yeah. Oh, so did you never hear the second part? I've never heard this story. I've heard you tell the story about blocking up your toilet with tampons. Yeah. Oh, so did you never hear the second part? I've never heard the story. I've heard you tell the story about blocking up your toilet with tampons.

Yeah, well, no. It turns out it was Costco toilet paper, and it was so thick that it wasn't breaking down. And the plumber came over, and he was like, have you changed your toilet paper in the last three months? And we're like, yes, we have. And he looked at it, and he goes nah your pipes are not big enough for this really so your toilet specifically can't handle costco toilet paper yes isn't that weird when we gave it away we put like a warning on there like we'll clog toilets with small pipes only for people with big holes it was so nice on the rear though like it really

was i love a good toilet paper Was it like a five ply? I don't know It was thick as It was more like It was in between a paper towel and toilet paper But it was like a soft Buttery smooth

Like your finger was never going through there My finger doesn't go through Sometimes mine does He's a bidet man now His finger's not going anywhere I'm not letting the person come to my house for $25. I'm meeting them at the Super Value. But then you're using your $25 in petrol.

No, it's on my way home. Oh, okay. There's a bit in the podcast podcast today where we're trying to settle a bet, and we'll let you find out what that's about when you listen to the podcast, but we didn't get to go through the suggestions that people text through.

So maybe we have a go through a few of them now. It's a bet on a boxing fight. It's the Mike Tyson, Jake Paul fight. And here's the suggestions that some people have said. Whoever loses has to do a celebrity boxing match. Oh, Jesus. I'm not allowed to do a celebrity boxing match. Why?

My wife said. Yeah, true. Yeah, she wouldn't want you doing that. Don't laugh, Claudia. This is something wouldn't want you doing that. Too dangerous. Don't laugh, Claudia. This is something you've already talked about. Yes. When would that happen?

Oh, because of the job we're in. She's like, at some point you're going to get asked, and I just want you to know you're not allowed to do it. Would you get a tattoo? A silly radio tattoo? I don't care if I got a tattoo. What about a belly button piercing? She doesn't care what I look like.

She just doesn't want me to die. I signed up for a celebrity boxing match At the end of 2021 And trained with Shane Cameron For three months for it And then We went into that real bad lockdown Oh that one killed it

And then that killed it And then tried to get rescheduled And I had something else. But I'm kind of glad. That sounds scary. Even though I reckon it would have been a pretty fair fight. What are the rules of boxing? Can you punch each other in the face?

Yes. That's the whole point. That's insane to me. That is literally the entire bloody sport. You can punch them anywhere above the belt. Oh. Not in the vagina. Can you use your feet? No. That's below the belt. Oh. Not in the vagina. Can you use your feet?

No. That's below the belt. This is not UFC. No. Okay, we're not keen on that one. Loser has to streak at a rugby game. Illegal. That would be funny.

We would actually get in so much trouble for that. It would be funny, though. It would be funny. Loser has to get Mike Tyson's face tattooed on your body somewhere. Where would you put it? I'd put it on my elbow. Maybe around my belly button.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That would look quite nice. Or turn it into a little tramp stamp. I'd put it around my ankle. Oh yeah. So my tailbone. You know your little

ankle knobbly bone? I'd put it around there. That's nice too. Someone has to get Mike Tyson's face tattoo on their face, but just for a week. Oh, yeah. That's quite a good one.

That's quite a good one, actually. Loser eats a chili and, yes, nipple piercings hurt. Oh, yeah, because someone suggested a nipple piercing. Loser eats a chili. Yeah, that's fine. We could do that. Someone said, if Brie wins, Clint has to do an ocean poo. If Clint wins, Brie can't talk about ocean poos for a month.

I like that bit. That bit sounds good. Wait, those both benefit you. Yeah. If I win, you can't talk about ocean poos. She doesn't want to talk about ocean poos already. She wants that to go away. She wants that to be like a poo that floats out into the ocean and never comes back.

I'm not talking about it. What's really going on about it? I'm not. God's sake. If Clint wins, Brie has to do another ocean poo so we can film it. Fuck no. And if Brie wins, Clint has to do an ocean poo. If Brie wins, Clint has to do a pool poo.

A coat brown. A pool. You have to do an ocean poo. If Brie wins, Clint has to do a pool poo. A coat brown. A pool. You have to do a pool poo. Who's pool? I vote the boss. Jason wins Stanley's pool. Terrible idea. Does he have a pool?

I don't know. Even worse, do it in his spa. The other radio station went to the Prime Minister's pool. Yes. Go to the Prime Minister's pool and do a poo. Yeah, do a shit in Luxon's pool. Can you imagine? Like, either way, Ella's the loser in that,

because you're going to make her film it. And fish it out. And fish it out. We would make headlines around the world, wouldn't we? We would. That's ultimate disrespect. But they say no publicity is bad publicity but I reckon

that's bad publicity. That feels like bad publicity. If we had done it like two days after all that you know him taking 50 however many thousand dollars of taxpayer money to pay for his own rent that he didn't have a mortgage on. If we did it two days after that I feel like we would have been

heroes. You're right it's all about timing, I feel like we would have been heroes. You're right. It's all about timing. True. So we'll wait for the next thing. Wait for the next one. Yeah. And if Christopher Luxon- We can go poo in Jacinda's pool.

No, I like her. Nah, probably not. Oh, so it's politically charged for you, okay? So because you don't like him, we can poo in his pool. Is that how it works? Maybe. No, well, just leave Jacinda alone.

She's not even in pool. She's done her time. Okay, we can go and poo in Chippy's pool. Yeah. No. He's in politics. He's nice. He wouldn't have a pool. He's not even in politics. She's done for time. Okay, we can go and poo in Chippy's pool. Yeah. He's in politics. He's nice. He wouldn't have a pool. He's too relatable. Yeah.

You know what he'd have? He'd have one of those ones that you buy from the warehouse. He'd have a best way pool, yeah. Yeah, and it kills all the grass. That's what he'd have. Sweetie Martini. Anyway, we're not doing that, so stop talking about it Yeah

Bree's out for the next couple of weeks Two weeks guys I miss you already I miss you guys Say your final farewell Alright guys It's been a hell of a ride And see you later bitches

Nah I'll see you in a couple of weeks. Have a great time with Brodie, but not too much fun. And Ella. My new girlfriend. What? And Clint, if there's one thing that I will leave you with, you better, you better fucking win Let's Get Classical next week. Oh, yeah. Oh, wild version of let's get

classical on the pod today wild i reckon we do a three piece everyone versus everyone oh who doesn't love a three-way who doesn't love a three-way well i've never had one but i've heard that they're good they are i feel like there'd be too many legs i'd be i don't want to be in control of it i'll participate i don't want to be in control of it. I'll participate. I don't want to be in charge. I'll take the minutes. Communication is key in a three-way, I think.

It is and you just You tell me where to go. You remember at the deli when you used to take a number? Yeah, right. It's kind of set up that system, you know. And there's like a bench, like a subs bench. Exactly. Put me in, right. It's kind of set up that system, you know? Yeah, right. And there's like a bench, like a subs bench. Exactly, exactly. Put me in, coach. Kind of like the WWE when you tag someone in.

They come in with a chair. All right, catch you back in a couple of weeks. A chair? Flying in off the top ropes. Yeah. No, no, no, no. You know what they called me in threesomes? They called me the undertaker

I don't get it We'll tell you when you're older Explain it to me You know what they call Cliff What The rock I'll tell you that there's not an insult Yeah damn it it was meant to be

Damn it Shit Fuck Rock Should have called me the soft Damn it, it was meant to be. Damn it, damn it, guys. I was like, fuck, that's good. Shit. Fuck. Rock. Should have called me the soft. Rock hard. Can you smell? Oh, I'd probably not do that.

Oh, no. I'd do it with a razor. Right. Zedame's Bray and Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on Zedame.