ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th March 2025

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-data. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hard to go. I've got a dog question for the dog people. Oh, Jesus.

Because I'm a dog version. That microphone just zapped me in the face. Oh, I hate that. Oh. Yeah. Yuck. Also, don't put your face on it. I didn't mean to.

I wasn't, like, aiming for it. Gross. It's what other people's mouths go. Yuck. Dog question. Dog people. That's what other people's mouths go. Yuck. Dog question. Dog people. That's me. My dog has an issue with his elbows where he keeps plonking down on the ground

and so then they get all calloused and then he starts itching them and chewing them until they get raw and red. Raw, raw, raw. Raw, raw, raw. And they bleed and then he's got to go on this medication to stop them from itching so his elbows can heal. But I saw on AliExpress these sleeves that you can get for the dog. So you think you slide the sleeve up one side,

and you slide a sleeve up the other side, and then they click together over the dog's back. So it's like he's wearing a shirt, but just the sleeves for the shirt. And then he can't gnaw at the elbows and it also gives him a bit of padding. He'll chew through it. No, get him the shirt. Oh, he'll chew through it.

Get him the shirt. You can give it a go. He'll chew through it. Get the man some elbow pads. Dogs will find a way. Well, then it's just the cone of shame. Yeah, that sucks. My dog, Whitney, has allergies with her feet. Yeah. And she would just sit there and dog Whitney has allergies with her feet.

Yeah. And she would just sit there and just gnaw at her feet, like just lick and just gnaw at her feet, and then they'd just be red raw. And they're so dumb. You say to them, bro, that's not helping. Yeah, I know. But it feels nice when I do this.

Yeah, they're relieving themselves. He chewed so hard in the night last night. He's just chewing and licking that it woke me up. Are you sure that it's from him plonking down? It could be allergies too. My advice, and to be honest, my dog's allergies have never been better. And the things that we did, because we tried everything. We tried shampoos.

We tried washing her feet after she'd go for a walk. And that all kind of helped, but I think it's when we actually changed her diet is the thing that helped the most. And I don't, look, I don't know if that was, but when we changed her diet, it seemed to go away. Because the other option the vet gave us is this injection that they can have.

Whitney had that too. It's $240 a month. I know, and to be honest, it was all right. Yeah, right. But it's not – it's a band – He's got these pills that he takes which stops him from itching. It, like, suppresses the itch bit. But they're $10 a pill.

Whitney had those as well. Yeah. And it's just not sustainable. Nah. I honestly – what food do you feed him? He's on a weight loss one. I think it's from the pet store, but it's biscuits anyway. It's not raw.

It's, yeah, because we feed our dogs biscuits. Yeah. But like a real good quality one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want me to send you a photo of it? Yeah, I'll have a look at it. You should just give it a go because you never know. It might actually just clear it up. Yeah, it was worth a go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want me to send you a photo of it? Yeah, I'll have a look at it. You should just give it a go because you never know. It might actually just clear it up.

Yeah, it's worth a go. Yeah. Yeah, anything's worth a go. $240 a month. I know. For the injection for a dog. Isn't it ridiculous? I know.

You do it for your dogs. Yeah, because you just feel so bad for them. You just want to give them some relief. I turned you guys off and I forgot. Sorry. Yeah, we noticed. Why did you turn us off? I don't know. I was like, why are you guys so quiet yeah i was like why were they talking

i had so many things to contribute i don't know why you were turned off could you hear me maybe you hear my typing sorry no that wasn't it no i just i would have pushed the wrong button what were they saying about us out there? I just wanted to say you should buy the man a shirt regardless. I think he'd look quite dashing in a little shirt. Like a jumper.

Is it a shirt if it's legs or technically pants if it's the front even? Well, does he have elbows or reverse knees? He's got anti-knees. At the front.

I guess they go backwards so they're elbows. Elbows. It's elbows. Yeah, it's elbows. Then that means those are his arms yeah and his hands yeah yeah but the back ones go the same way you're right but they're knees oh my god it's because they're at the bottom of his body that's why that's why we can't walk comfortably on all fours yeah have you seen that picture and it said if a dog wore pants would he wear them like this and it's like over the back two legs and belted around the waist

Or like this and it's over the bottom All four legs and belted Around his butthole Nah it's the back legs It's the back legs Of course it is If you've watched Twilight it's clearly the back legs Clearly the back legs

So does that mean a dog Do dogs have wrists? Fuck. Yeah, at the front, and then the back ones are ankles. I knew we shouldn't have those edibles before the show. Yeah. I always love looking at my dog's thumbs. Oh, cute.

So cute. Thumbs? Yeah, they've got thumbs. Find the thumbs. Do they have those, like, extra buns? This is so strange. I found a sudden urge last night to take pictures of my dog's paws. And this was the reason.

Have you ever smelt your dog's paws? Like put your finger inside their paw pads and then smelt it? Yuck. Smells like Doritos. Where's the thumb? It's back here. Ah. Yeah.

It's called a high toe. But it's the thumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And some dogs have two. Yeah, buzzy.'ve got that flappy one Some of them We had a dog When I was a kid

That had two Did you sniff him? Like you sniff people's towels When you go to their house No I sniff a lot of things I stand by that eh I stand by Yeah because I'm

Bloody neurodiverse I sniff stuff She's a sniffer Can't blame that for everything That is a neurodiverse. I sniff stuff. Jesus. I can't blame that for everything. That is a neurodiverse thing, like sensory. Like I can't handle certain smells. I also can't handle certain smells, but I don't think it's a neurodiverse thing. Mate, and if you think you're not neurodiverse.

I went in a taxi today and it made me feel so sick because of the smell. I had a headache afterwards. I'm just a bit sensitive. Yeah. Is that neurodiverse? I'm just a baby. You look it up. Sensory issues.

Maybe it's just a gay thing. My whole life. Pardon you? Huh? What? What? Who? Who?

Did you make a video out of Brie eating the meatballs? Yeah. I don't even remember doing that yesterday. Yeah, it's funny. Did you make a video out of Brie eating the meatballs? Yeah I don't even remember doing that yesterday Yeah, it's funny The whole job is a fever dream What do they call it, you know when you have An intrusive thought No, I was

Yeah, dissociated Or you were severed Yeah Because watching it back I'm like I don't remember that Well it's out What already

You can relive it Yeah It's just come up in my feed It's just here Because I dissociated From this podcast I've been on Instagram For a bit

Like and subscribe Okay you guys Were turned off for a while So the floor is yours To finish the podcast Now we're turned on Bye Okay

Oh bye What I wanted to chat What the fuck man That's my favourite time Now we're turned on. Bye. Okay. Oh, bye. What? I wanted to chat. What the fuck, man? That's my favourite time. No. Sorry, the floor. Come back.

It's finishing. Oh, too late. I didn't ready you up. Claudia did. No. Yeah, the floor is yours. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from 3 on ZM.