ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th May 2025

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

Somehow Clint teaching his kid to ride a bike lead to some of the most bullying ever seen on the Bree & Clint show...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. After party. Duh. That was Ella on there. Miss her. I saw she posted an Instagram video. God, she's light on the content, isn't she? From her honeymoon. I had to demand she send pictures.

I know. I don't imagine you are, but Ella, if you listen to this, can you post some want to see what's going on over there. Why are you spending all this time doing fun stuff and not showing Yeah, what the hell? You know what would shock her if a whole people went and followed her on Instagram right now She'd be like what the fuck just happened at Ella the Gator. She's changed it. It's a new name, new last name Has she got an adult handle now? She's made it harder to spell. Oh, is it Ella Syrent? Syrent, Syrent. Oh, well fucking good luck with that one.

Yeah, good luck, guys. Guess what I did over the weekend, everybody. What? Big butt. You did your Nespresso machine. Shaved your pubes. Backflip. Your coffee machine. Grew out your toenails?

Oh, you cut the amus-buck. Watch the towel that you shaved your pubes into. Fucking hell. I did set up my new coffee machine, but that's not the bit I was excited about. I taught my daughter how to ride a bike. Cute. I just watched her story on the internet.

Which daughter, not Tui. No, Tui's away enrolling. I was gonna say, she already knows how to ride a bike. She did it at five. Maggie's just done it at four, which is very impressive. But she said she wanted to, cause Tui got a bike at five,

so the younger kid always wants it sooner, so she wanted a bike at four and she wasn't ready. But three sessions and then I launched her on the weekend. She's good to go. Yeah, and you do that thing where she's like, hold me, hold me, hold me, and you've actually let go, but you're hovering. You're like, yeah, I'm holding.

I'm holding, I'm holding. You've got to pick the exact moment to say to them, you're doing it by yourself. Or else if you say it too early, they'll melt down. They'll freak out, they'll melt down. But you've also got to get alongside else if you say it too early, they'll melt down. They'll freak out, they'll melt down. But you've also gotta get alongside them when you say it because if you say you're doing it yourself, they'll turn around to look and see if you're doing it

and then they will definitely crash. Anyway, we did it. Because I learnt recently that training wheels aren't a thing for kids anymore. What? No, they are, but they're not recommended. Why? Because they reckon it sets the kid back.

So they go from balanced bike and then you get them a pedal bike with training wheels. They lose all that balance that they'd learned from the balanced bike. Is a balanced bike a little tiny bike? With no pedals. No, it's just a two wheel bike with no pedals. Foot plushie.

So their legs can go back and forward without clipping the pedals. Like a Flintstones bike. Yeah. But the trainer wheels don't teach them to balance and that's the whole thing Yeah, so yeah, we managed to avoid it. Do you know how to ride a bike? Well, it's the last time you're out a big boy bike My bike is hanging up in the carport and it wouldn't have been ridden for wasn't asking about how much stuff you have carport

Sorry is having a carport rich. I don't know. It was I've never had The carport. Ooh la la. Oh, sorry. I was having a carport wretch. I don't know. I guess so. I've never had a carport. I remember a couple of years ago and I was with my parents on holiday. I didn't ask about how many holidays you've been on. Shut the fuck up Claudia. And one of the things we did on holiday was a bike tour and it was half electric, like it was an electric bike, but you also pedaled it like when you're in the city, like you couldn't use the the motor and I felt quite scared like riding on the road and like I hadn't ridden a bike in, I can't even remember and then I thought about like my mum and dad and I'm like wonder how this feels for them and like like, my parents did really, really well,

but shit man, I was like, it's such a weird feeling where you're like, this is something I used to do with so much ease. You know what they say though? What? It's just like riding a bike. That's funny, cause both my younger sister and my older brother have forgotten how to ride a bike.

Fuck off. I shit you not. Really? Yeah, 100%. I didn't think it was something you could forget. No, they have. I tried to re-teach my sister a couple of years ago and it did not go well.

That's so weird. Wow. How old's your sister? She's almost 16. Yeah, right. Yeah. She's prime bike riding age. I know, she should be hurting around the streets.

Yeah, no fear. That's before the frontal lobe is fully developed. Yeah, and going over jumps and shit. Yeah. Yeah. The bike park. And me and my younger brother learnt to ride a bike before my older brother did. He was 10 and still had training wheels.

Oh. Yeah. Bless. I love the idea of like an e-bike and like biking to work, but it just- I was thinking about doing that. Cause I would go on all the back streets and I wouldn't go on the highway. Yeah, and you're a bit closer.

But the thing is the amount of shit you have to bring with you to work, especially in winter. And as soon as it rains, you're like, fuck that. Exactly. That's the only day. Yeah, and you just don't know.

Plus, if you have a car park, which not everybody does, but we have a car park at work, so. Claudia, how's your car park going? Oh, can you guys get e-bikes? Yeah, if we get e-bikes, then you could have our car park. Nah. Claudia, how's your car park going? Oh, can you guys get e-bikes? Yeah, if we get e-bikes, then you could have our car park. I think you guys will look hot on bikes. You should definitely do that.

If I get an e-bike, I'm gonna rent out my car park for way more money. To Claudia. Yeah. How much? I'm gonna rent out my carport. Five grand a year. Shit, I'll just steal your e-bike.

She's getting you to double her on the e-bike. Oh yeah, get a basket, I'll sit on the e-bike. Just get you to double her on the e-bike. Oh yeah, get a basket, I'll sit on the front. Cute. Anybody else got any juice from their weekend? I bumped into Brie out in the wild. Oh yeah, we bumped into each other last night. Oh, on the weekend. I know.

So when you see a teacher outside of school. When you exist outside of school? Were you, I feel, cause Courtney was sitting, because she was sitting over on this other part and then the second half of the show you came and sat with us. Was that the part where the guy in front of us, because you know, there was this like- That really tall guy who I couldn't see past. No, I don't know. There was like five Americans sitting in front of us.

And one of the comedians at one point was doing this bit about how the most annoying people The ones who have a podcast But he was like, oh Put your hand up if you if you have a podcast and this what like one guy Sitting right in front of us goes. Yeah He was the only one out of 700 people in the whole theater that goes yeah, and I was like oh You didn't admit to having a podcast ours isn't really a podcast. It's a radio show that gets cut down into a You let that poor guy suffer it doesn't count it doesn't count

Who was the comedian? Does that comedian not have a podcast? Do you know who Waka is? He was on Aussie Taskmaster. Real funny Japanese dude. Oh, okay. Was it him? Claude just stopped doing the podcast.

They clearly, clearly doesn't mean anything anymore. Yeah, I'm just wanting to upload this. My work's pointless. Why don't you admit to it at a comedy show? Oh, it's funny. Claude, don't get a car park. It's a joke, clearly to him. My work is meaningless. Or a car port. No, don't even admit to it at a comedy show. Oh, it's funny. It's a joke clearly. Don't get a car park My work is meaningless. Or a carport. No, don't even have a carport. Not even an e-bike. I'm definitely not giving you my car park now

I've got a bike you can ride Claude, but it's got no gears Oh, I had one of those. And it's not electric. Is it single-speed? There's a fixie. Does it have a basket on the front? No Nah, I don't want it. I've got a bike you can ride. I need I would need to check. Is it a fixie? Does it have a basket on the front? No. I've got a bike you can ride. I need, I would need to check. Is it your mum? I was about to do the same joke and I was going to say I'm not sure if she's single at the moment though. Got him. You've been hanging out too much. I have my own bike so thank you. I'm not poor. I still don't know how many bikes you've got? Dinner's on you then. Yeah, way to way to rub it. Way to rub the amount of bikes you have in our face.

It's not an e-bike. And it's not in a carport. Old lady, lots of bikes. You're like a whore but for owning bikes. It does have a basket. Did you put Kai in the basket? No, he's too big. Dyke on a bike.

If you like. Dyke Sykes on a basket. You put Kai in the basket? No, he's too big. Dyke on a bike. If you like. Dyke Sykes on a bike. Ah! Ha ha ha. I have definitely no uploading this. Yeah. Ha ha ha. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. No, no one's even made the correlation before. We can't start now.

Claudia pulls up on a BMX, skids and tips her how and says, dyke, Sykes on a bike if you like. And then she has those, No she has those trick pedals and she jumps onto the front of the trick pedals and does a double fakie. I've seen her do that down in Victoria Park. I know, it's so weird. I'm like, is that Gordia?

Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. There you go. It's Dyke's Psych. Dyke's Psych on a bike gets the likes. She wears her Etnies. Her rolly shoes. Oh, I always wanted those.

The ones with the roller skates. Shops at Border Town. Like Heely's. Shops at Border Town. I'm cool, guys. Why am I getting the one laughed at when Clint's wearing that beanie? It's her chain wallet. Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just at the border town. I'm like, hailey's. Oh shit. I'm just at the border town. I'm cool, guys. Why am I getting the one laughed at when Clint's wearing that beanie? It's your chain wallet. I used to. You tried to get a movement going there

around the beanie. But you fucked up, bitch! See you later! After party! You look like Carrot Top. Duh! She's bringing out her own line of carabiners next month.