ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 19th November 2025

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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If you like pizza colladas, get caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have, have a brain. If you like making love a big night. In the dunes of the cave. Are they my song? I'm the love that you've looked for. Hello? Run to me and escape.

I taught Ella about this song the other day. Did you really? Yeah. I forgot all about it. You didn't know about it? She knew the song, but not what it was about. She said, I love a song that tells a story, and I was like, you're going to love this one.

You don't want to know what the macarine is about. Oh, my. It's about deli-belly. What's that? Deli-Belly. Oh, it's not. Isn't it just a dance? Yeah.

We came in real hot if you have nothing to talk about. What? If you like pizza, come on us. fucking caught in the rain If your missus is a bitch And you want to cheat on her Right to me and escape That's what's about

If you are making love a midnight In the dudes of the cave Um yeah Hey Hey what's up I don't know Um you guys gonna How are you guys gonna

What are you gonna Tomorrow when I'm not here Oh that's right You're not here tomorrow Why are you going away I'm so annoying I've got an important business to do, Ella. Thanks a lot, Clint.

Clint, I'm tearing this family apart. And now you're leaving us. It's not that bad. I'll still be here. I know that, Brie, I love you. But then Claudia has to go on the studio to do the buttons, and then I'm here all alone and Brooks away, and it's just going to be a hard day.

I'm hungry. Yeah, me too. Oh, do you want a bun? I've got a bow bow. Well, guys, sometimes, you know, life's not fair. Amen, brother. And, you know, speak your truth, Bree. I would like it if Clint was here tomorrow too

But I'd also really like a million dollars And I don't have that Which one would you choose? Million dollars Yeah, I'll take that What, over you being here tomorrow Or a million dollars But what if tomorrow was the last day

You ever got to spend with me Million dollars I spent today with you Yeah, good work What the fuck is going to happen tomorrow That's so good Exactly, you would pick the same Be like one more day with me

Or a million dollars People are like, I'll give everything I have for one more day with so-and-so and so you do and they take everything and they bring whoever it is back to life

and that day that you get with them they're in a bad mood and you're like fuck I traded my house and my car for this gave up a million dollars

for this they're all like passive aggressive and like oh gutted they're like my darling

can we make love one more time and they're like actually I've got a headache no keen I'm tired okay

send me back you will be back tomorrow I'm ready now I want to go now I kind of want to go ready now that's such a funny thought if you're ready if you're ready for your taxi now say

ready now why is the gross vacuum cleaner in bits and it's all over the couch we asked Ross we asked Ross if we got a vacuum cleaner to clean the studio and he bought us, I reckon the cheapest, shattest vacuum cleaner ever created. Absolutely. It's a Zhaelmi or some shit.

And... Shalmi, Dick. What? Shalmy. What did I say? Zhaummy. Oh, it was pretty close. It was pretty close.

My bad. I didn't call it a exa gaumee. And what it's done is it's created more mess because it's pulled all of the dust into a pile and then it's refused to suck any of it up. Can you just get us one, Clint? Well, actually, is it? Can you get us a Samsung? I think I'm getting a Samsung tomorrow.

Oh, me. For us. Yeah, do you need it? Do you need another one? Yeah. He's probably got like 10. Colin just said he needs this one for his penis. I did not say that.

You didn't. That's not. You said it. Fucking you should put shit in my mouth. Too powerful. You're going to hurt yourself. You would put it in your mouth if you could. Man, you shitter.

You've tried that too. You kinky bat. Wouldn't work with the Xiaomi. Would you rather do 13 hours of podcasting or get a million dollars? I don't think you understand how this works. Both have to be good. I'd rather do the podcasting, I think. Why'd have to be things that you want?

I don't want that. Yeah. I want a million dollars. Yeah, you're making the game too easy. Oh, okay, damn it. Would you rather... Would you rather nothing or something? Would you rather be able to care for and have...

That one. 50 cats Or a million dollars Oh a million dollars You can buy cats Yeah I don't want 50 cats But you can never pat or Oh see there it is

There it is yeah Cats That actually make me happy You choose cats over money Yeah I feel myself slipping into the hole You can get a dog You can get more cats back How old is

Oh no What Which hole How old is what How's your oldest dog She would be five I'll give you a million dollars for that dog right now

Yeah take her You don't get to see it again Yeah take her I'm just kidding I don't think I could She won't die She won't die Will she live a really good life?

Yeah she'll live with me Will she live a good life though No I'll keep my dog She'll live in your place She'll bond with me Oh no No no no I couldn't do with that I couldn't know

Oh I couldn't deal with it no Don't worry we'll block you Give him Whitney. Give him Whitney. What else is interesting at the moment? Fuck, Mary, cool. Big brother. Yeah, is anyone watching it? I saw it come up yesterday.

All of us are watching it now. I can't do it. Why not? Because I can't commit to anything that is that many nights a week. That's fair. No, you just skip ahead. You don't need to watch every single episode. Yeah, true.

You don't need to watch. No, no, that's not how I watch things. It's like if I read a book, which is rare too, I have to really read every page. And that's why I'm so slow. Yeah, same. I can't dip in and out of things. Fine. Well, your last mother.

I'm all or nothing. No, that's fair. It is a huge commitment. Six nights a week is fucking mental too, which when, I'm not going to get anything out of it. Yeah, you are. I'm freaking addicted. You know what is good about it, I will say. Yeah.

Is I feel, because it is a social experiment and it's gone back to the old format. I feel like it does. teach you certain things about about society and what like Gen Zs are talking about versus like our generation no but not like that

like punishing stuff but like even like interesting stuff which is good to have those skills in life fair I agree speaking of Ella did you start watching that Jin Z show that I recommended you I love LA no write it down where is it on what is it on neon

It's like, you remember when girls came out? Yes. It's like the new girls. It's like girls in L.A. Okay. They're that age. Yep. So they're young adult women.

Yep. That looks good. And the person who is the star wrote and directed it. Cool. Who is that? I don't know. Her name. She's burst onto the scene.

Rachel Sennot. She could have been around for ages. It's the first time I've ever seen her. Oh, yes. I'll see what out she's in. Isn't she in? Shiver Baby Bottoms When she was young

Is it she? Anyway, it's very gen Zed Okay Cool Well it's like Like you said Like I watch it and I get frustrated Why?

What do you get frustrated Did you get frustrated when you watch girls though? I've never really watched girls Oh haven't you? No It's very good writing Again Oh I said I can't

I've watched an episode or two Okay Yeah Oh yes I've seen I've seen this cool I watched that new Lena Dunham one. That was very good. Oh, that was good.

That was really good. Um, yeah. Well, I did what you wanted me to do, Clint. Woke up early and it was asked. Yeah, Alice sent us a message at 10 past 7 this morning and she was like, because I'm not so early, I think I'm going to shit myself. Literally. No, I'm not even, it was just not right for me.

Yes, I have more time in the day to watch Big Brother. I don't care what time you get up anymore. Oh, you've let it go. Yeah, it's your problem now. It's not a problem. problem. I've decided 730s. I'm not going to lie.

Here's something for you. One of the biggest reasons people were voting slash nominating, I mean, nominating people in the Big Brother House is one of the girls, Abiola. Oh no, don't spoil it. No, I'm not up to that yet. Sleeps in a lot. Yeah.

And it piss people off. Yeah. Yeah. Get up. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But I wonder if they would vote the same way. I wonder if they'd vote the same way.

same way if there was someone who was getting up stupidly early. 100%? And waking the others up. Yes. You can come back now. Um, I was just saying someone gets a lot of, I'm not, I'm going to tell you. You said her name and she heard the name. Don't worry, don't say it. It's fine. I'm nearly there. I'm on episode

six. I'm just saying that she copped a lot of, I'm not saying she gets nominated, but I'm just saying she gets a lot of noms for sleeping in. And Sapphire and I last night were like, they have stuff on. or scheduled, and no, it just annoys

people. Weird. They're asleep. I actually applied for this season of Big Brother, not that I got casted. What, the Aussie one? Yeah. Can you, as a New Zealand resident, apply? No, I said I lived in Victoria or somewhere. Yeah. Do you want to see how Movember

was going for me on the 19th day of November in 2008? I was talking. Yeah, we're done with this now. Yeah, move on. Fuck. What a fucker. Pathetic guy. Sounds like someone else I know

Not good Clint Yeah it's at me mom's else Go show the girls so then they can make fun of you No you'll care about this He interrupted me Yeah acknowledge what Ella was saying Are you gonna go on Big Brother and sleep in all day No I was gonna say

What our amazing life experience I need to go wheeze I went on Big Brother and slept the whole time I wasn't gonna do that Do you know when they've had enough of you It's so annoying I'm actually you've had enough of me So I haven't until that very

Oh, I was saying you. They haven't had enough of me. I'm saying they've had enough of you. You know, I have a good time tomorrow. I see you my mustache picture. Yeah, no, it is me. Yeah, it's time to wrap it up. I want to go, I need a wee.

Then go. We're not holding you. You're not prisoner. Okay, bye. Can I? We'll talk about you while you're gone. Yeah, we'll talk about you while you're gone. Not going to lie.

Guys, she's gone. anybody who thinks I'm being an a-hole to Ella there by the way just know one of my favorite things in the world is getting under her skin and it's so easy and it's so easy it is very easy and I really like Ella you don't even have to try it's just so easy it's just so easy the challenge for next time get me oh like it can be done I have seen it. Nah.

You're easily irritated. I don't think so. You are. How do you think you got the nickname Angry Lesbian? Can't help what I am. I'm not irritated. Just trying to turn it around. I think you got the nickname Mad Muff Muncher.

Oh, I don't like that one. That's not annoying. That's just gross. I got her. I got her. Yeah, that's not as good. See you guys later. and get it gone in the rain

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