ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th September 2023

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Clint's away so the girls will slay. Bree's in charge of the buttons, we're working on the fly, and Italian food is the best of all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Is my mic on? Brady's pushing the buttons and I don't think she's turned our mics on. Hold on, hold on, wait. Hold on. Producers? On. Sounds about right. Is it on?

It's on. Yay! Well done. I had no faith and you did really well. We're not on air Sounds about right. Is it on? It's on. Yay. Well done. I had no faith that you did really well. We're not on air though, right? Oh my gosh. No, we're in record mode. Shit, you know this is probably the first time I've ever pressed the buttons here?

Really? Like I've pressed the buttons at my other radio jobs. Yeah. But I don't know if I ever have. Push some buttons. See what happens. Okay, ready? Yeah.

Okay, I'm just going to go wild. Okay. Your birthday, you were born in Hold on, wait, what's this do? Hey, is this the after party? Sure is, bring any beers? Cheers, it's Bree and Clint's after party I don't know what he's talking about, this is easy This is so easy

Why does he complain so much? Nah, we love it. Clint has had to run away early, so we'll just be us ladies. I'm leaving. Don't fuck it up. We'll try not to, but we probably will. Bye, Clint. See ya.

Bye, Clint. He's had to rush off. He's going to something, But you've got us. The three gals. The gal pals. Last time it was just the three of us. Oh, where are you going? The titties on tour.

Tits, tits. Last time it was just the three of us. Well, not you. It was just us two and Clint. So there's three people. We compared our walks, which was very visual. Your walks. Yeah.

That's so visual for a podcast. so i think we need to do one better than that okay what do you guys want to do that's a high bar oh well um it's always a banger when you try and do the fart competition no we're not doing even me no i'm sad about that i i feel like i maybe i'm getting old that's Actually, it's a good thing. Because we can't do a whole podcast where we just do fart noises. Not again. Not again. We've done that already. We've done that.

Okay, well. Does anyone have an interesting topic they want to bring up? Oh, shit. I thought of one earlier. No. Quick, guys. The Hunger Games. Wait.

I'm going to check check my phone my notes section of where i write down content because there's bound to be something in there can you read out some of your lyrics again do you have any weird poems notes in your notes that you don't know how to explain yes oh let's go through our notes um oh here we go i've got a joke for you guys okay so i went to the beekeeper today and uh i bought 12 bees did i tell you guys about this no uh i counted them up after i bought them and was like one two three and there was 13 bees and i was like well the beekeeper's given me one too many. And I went back to him and I said, mate, I think you've given me an extra bee. There's 13 bees here. And he goes, nah, that's a free bee.

Oh, my God. The whole time I was like, I know where this is going, but I don't know what the answer is. Come on. That's good gear. Yeah, that's pretty good. Is that what's in your notes? Yeah, that's in my notes.

For this reason. For this reason. What else? I've got one from November 2021 that has no text apart from the title, which says duckling BFF. Duckling BFF? Yeah. Apparently my best friend is a duckling.

Oh, I've got something interesting we can talk about because we all love animals. I saw something on TikTok, would you believe it or not? That's a great gift idea if you've got pets that you love. Miniature pony. No, it's not an actual animal. Have you guys seen, they're either a jumper or a T-shirt. They do it in a lot of stuff. Yes.

And you send in a photo of your pet and then they make an outline and embroider it into the jumper. It's so cute. That's a great idea. Oh, they're so cute. Have you seen the people that make digital art of your pet? Yes. You send them a photo and they make a little digital art so good so good and have you seen the person who takes a picture

of you and your pet and draws it with crayons no it's ella she was amazing what i had there they are amazing for my birthday ella drew me and kai my dog oh yeah i did and it was crayon right where'd you put it pastels no it's framed and on my wall her profile picture my profile picture on instagram what is to producer claude if anyone wants to follow uh and it's framed in my in my house and i got that for free oh is that free where was mine i have you shit on my hair i have bagged your drawings, but I support you in absolutely everything else, can I say? I just want to find a hobby. Maybe pottery.

Pottery, yeah, I could see you doing pottery. You know what you could be? You could be an amateur, like in your spare time, like an amateur piercer. Oh my God. I have been an amateur tattoo artist. Have you? Yeah, I've done half of a flower on my sister. Don't come near me what

happened to the other half mom caught us oh my god okay here's a would you rather yeah would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall wait 11 feet tall that's like really tall really really really tall like teeny teeny tiny i'd want to be tiny yeah wait and how how much is the other one nine inches that's big oh no i'd want to be barbie i'd be i want to be enormous really and then i want to be a man and then i would go in the guinness book of records for the biggest bloody penis in the world yeah do you guys reckon if you have you ever thought about this like if you were born a man, like if you were a man, would you have a small or big penis?

Yeah, I do think about that. That's maybe my Roman Empire. Yeah. I think about it often, like how big. And I think it's about your energy. It's about your energy. How big's your schlong? I feel like we'd all have pretty big ones.

I'm not going to lie. Girthy. I think. Nothing wrong with a girthy one. I have thought if i was a man would i be hot yeah i look at my dad and my brother and not my time it's not your time yeah maybe i feel like i'd probably look quite similar to my brother who's hot oh he's he's really like i just don't want to talk about that i know that but my brother's getting married so i'm not saying i can still look but you can't we can they i don't want to look i'm okay you guys go nuts have i seen your brother before my brother do you have a photo? I'll find one. I don't know if I have. I've met your dad. Have you? Portie's dad's hot.

Ew. What? Yeah, he is. Is he a dilf? Yeah, he's a tasty dish. Dilf, dilf, dilf, dilf, dilf. Oh, he was like a birthday. I didn't see him.

I'm so sorry. Thank God. You guys want to hear something embarrassing? Okay, yes, what? So my partner, when I was going to Europe, so kindly made me a list, a packing list, and she sent it in the notes app. You know when you can make a list and you send it if you both have iPhones and then it's a shared notes document?

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't fucking know that. Oh, no. Oh, no. And I, my brain is just always going a million miles an hour. So, and I normally, like, if I think of something funny or if, you know, this radio job or if, like, I think of something that might be good for stand-up, I just always am writing stuff in the notes section.

And I don't know why, but I decided I just just it was the closest bloody list and I started writing in that in that note section yeah so she was on her family trip with um her family and they were all they would all at the end of each night read out the stuff that I'd written in the note section and then they would all joke and laugh about it what are you so mean. What were you writing? I'm trying to find it. Hold on. Oh, here we go. Do you want to hear one of them? Yeah. We found out that Grandpa is addicted to

Viagra. No one's taking it harder than Grandma. Ew. It's like a double entendre is that the same and then i only figured it out when they started writing stuff huh no it's not oh it's not true ella all my grandparents have passed away oh i'm sorry r..P. Way to bring it up. Beyond the Viagra now. Have you guys got any grandparents left? I've got one left.

You've got one? Yep. Grandma, grandpa? Grandma on dad's side. If she's not already 90, she's definitely 89. Wow. She's doing so good though. Her hair is still, she's got red hair.

Cute. She's still moving faster than we do. Amazing. Yeah, she's thriving. What's her name? Rosemary. What do Moves faster than we do. Oh, amazing. Yeah, she's still arriving. What's her name? Rosemary. What do you call her? Rosemary.

Nana. Nana. Her name's Rose and she's got red hair. Yeah. Oh, cute. You're so lucky to still have a grandma. I know. What about you, Ella?

Yeah, I've got two that I am, yeah, talk to. Okay. Grandmas, grandpas. Grandmas. So one's grandmum is a social butterfly and also like tries to make jokes to everyone she like ate she was walking past these people at mcdonald's and just grabbed their chips oh my god to be like fun and cheeky and they're like who is this crazy woman stealing our food and my mom's like you can't do that so she's a wild child and your nana is wholesome and rota roa she's so cute oh you guys are so

lucky go and do you not oh you've got one no i don't have any left really yeah i lost my last grandparent my nonna uh probably or a little probably five six years ago now maybe no maybe even longer maybe like seven years ago now. Yeah. It's so sad when it happens, because you like prepare for it. Like you know it will happen one day, but it's so weird. It was really weird for me like when we went to Italy because growing up obviously my grandparents were like super Italian, like could barely understand them, like so Italian like could barely understand them like so Italian and everything in their house was Italian and obviously growing up Italian like I heard all this stuff and would

learn all these things and hear about where my nonna was from like have my whole life and then to go to this country for the first time and we went to the house where my nuna grew up and it was just the most bizarre feeling being like, my nuna grew up here. This is where she, you know, started her life and then just to hear all these stories about, you know, how they literally couldn't afford to live and that's why they a lot of them from this little township all migrated to australia and they left everything

they knew all their family all their belongings and would get on this boat with one trunk of stuff to move to a country where they didn't even speak the same language. Like it's just so crazy. Is that how your dad ended up in Aussie? So my nonna and nunnu had, yeah, so they migrated over on a ship, on a boat to Australia, were there for a year and then got so homesick they went back to Italy. That's such a long way. Such a long way. I think it took like maybe three or four weeks is how long it would take.

And then they went back to Italy because they were so homesick and they couldn't speak any English. It was just horrible. Went back. And then I think they were there for like six months and then were like, we're never going to be able to live. And so they moved back to Australia. And then, but my Nona's brothers, because I asked my dad,

so the reason why my nonna moved to Australia and the reason why they moved to the town Stanthorpe, where I'm still from, is because my nonna's brothers were already all there. Oh. And that's how it kind of was. Yeah. And, you know, that's how it would work. So one family member would kind of take the leap

and then they'd kind of bring others. And that's why the town where I'm from, like Stanthorpe in Australia, is just full of Italians because everyone migrated over in the 50s. Wow. Is there good Italian food there? There is. I mean, it's such a small town. There's only a couple of restaurants, but there's this one restaurant

called Anna's and it's like all homemade Italian food. It's very good. Yum. But, yeah, it's so bizarre. Oh, yeah. I'd say Italian food is one of the best food I've had. When you went, did you go to Italy? yes yeah we were maybe an hour and a bit

out of Florence so in the middle of nowhere kind of but yeah we went to this lady's house who like instead of air bees and bees it she like cooks amazing book a table and no one else is there and yeah she like cooked all this

eggplant and just Italian greatness. Delicious. And then made it vegan as well. She's great. Oh, cool. She understood that you guys wanted it vegan. Yeah. Well, I guess she has tourists with all different types.

She would. Absolutely she would. Oh, it's so good, though. Like, how accommodating. It's just so nice. A lot of Italian food is vegetarian or vegan. Like when you think about it. I didn't expect that.

You know, a lot of Italian food is. And you know why that is? A lot of Italian food, and if you really think about it, my nonna would always say to me, it's always come from because they have no money and it's literally the cheapest. Like it's literally the cheapest. Like it's literally the cheapest. So minestrone is literally a soup where they just chuck in all the odds and ends and usually they'd make that at the end of the week and they have nothing else and they just would chuck all the bits

of leftover pasta they have or any vegetables that they can grab and that's why it's just like a vegetable soup of just whatever. I never knew that. Or even just, you know, tomatoes. Like all Italians will have a garden in their backyard because. Yeah, I saw this TikTok where this Italian family every like, I don't know, so often they just make a whole heap of tomato sauce essentially.

We used to do that as kids. From their homegrown garden. Yeah. And so there's like jars of tomatoes. It's like a whole day, a whole weekend usually. Yeah. It's like an event. How cool. I really like that. Traditions. I like it. Traditions are good. And now

who's fucking hungry? Because I'm starving. I'm starving. I think we should go eat. Yeah, I want my noodles. Some noodles. Noodles. Okay, well we'll see you tomorrow. You have to push the button. on hold on hold on hold on guys i've got this hold on hold on hold on oh my god oh i nailed that seamless not even any like pause or anything.