ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 19th September 2024

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

Our Grandmas were weirdly similar, and is changing your chewing gum flavour a sign of growing up?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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that, now that I think about it, might be gross. Is it gross that I came to work today and I might have conjunctivitis? It is contagious. Yeah. Conjunctivitis is contagious. Is it? Yeah, it's very contagious. Well, what should I have done?

Should I have worn goggles? No, well, as long as you're not touching your eye and then touching everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you? Well, not intentionally

but remember that movie Contagion do you remember that? yeah and they revealed which came out before the global panini but they revealed

how often human beings touch their face like isn't it like 20 something times a minute or something I need to get the number how many times

a minute it's a times a minute It's a lot A minute I feel like my hand is constantly on my face I touch it once and I never let it go How many times do you touch your face 23 times an hour Oh an hour

Is that all Nah that's a fair that's a lot Alright I feel like I really think about it Research shows that We touch our face About 23 times an hour And then think about How often men Touch their penises

And then they're In between Touching their penises They touch their face And then how many times Women touch our penises Why do you guys Just touch your penises

All the time It's comforting It's not even a It's not even a sexual thing No I know I know that it's not But you guys are always Touching it

Like leave it alone. 552 times a day, that's how much you touch your face? That's heaps. That's quite a lot. That's heaps. 552 times a day. Is that how many times you've touched your scabby eyes and then touched everything in the room?

It probably is. Nice. How many times a minute? Are you sure you don't have pink eye? That's what I said. Well, do I? You tell me. You could have pink eye. Don't what I said. Well, do I? You tell me. You could have pink eye.

Don't get too close. You'll get it too. Pink eye is contagious too. Did you know on an average day, your hands will come into direct contact with about 15 penises from touching door handles and handrails and things like that. Yeah, it's because you guys are always touching it. Sorry, indirect contact with 15 penises.

I had this good friend who I worked with a lot and he'd do this weird thing where he'd flick his dick all the time. Yeah, yeah. I was like, leave it alone. What do you mean flick it? He'd like flick it. It was obviously like, I don't know. I was like, stop touching it.

Like a compulsive. Like over the pant or? Or it was like itchy or who the fuck knows. I don't know. Get your hands off your dick. Conjunctivitis is highly contagious. Wash your hands after interacting with anyone who has the infection. I don't know if I've got it.

Don't share potential infected items like washcloths. Well, obviously. Yeah. Well, there goes the family washcloth. Family washcloth. Yuck. Washers are gross. What do you guys call them?

A flannel. Flannel. We call it a washer. Love a flannel. I don't use one, but I like it. I hate it. I think it's yuck. I like scrubbing all the skin off my face.

Is that what you use a flannel for? Yeah, wash my face. Not using it to wash my behind, some people do i just don't use them yeah wow do i need to get a loofer yes oh no dead germs yes they're full of germs i love a loofer do not be no you should get a glove no a glove a glove is good i find them too intimate a glove now you can get into all the nooks and crannies i'd find myself pretending to be michael jackson in the shower okay do you guys if i do this do you recognize it have Have you ever felt like this? When strange things happen, are we going round the twist? Country roll.

No, take me home. You guys didn't have that show? It triggered something in me, but I don't know what it was. Scooby-Doo? It was a show called Round the Twist, and it was about a family, like not a cartoon, like an actual show. Was it the Hoolidoolies? A family that lived in a cartoon, like an actual show. Was it the Hoolidoolies? A family that lived in a lighthouse and weird shit happened. And it was like a really cool kid show. It was actually really like

Yeah. No, I don't remember that. Round the twist. Don't know that one. The Aussies will know. Everyone, all the kids in Australia will know. Did you guys have play school? Yeah. Yeah. You would have had your own play school. We had a play school too. What? Yeah, we had different play schools. What? Wait, who were your main characters?

Manu. Oh, dear. We definitely didn't have Manu. We had Noni. Yeah, right. Which sounds like it could have been an Aboriginal name, right? She wasn't. We had Belinda.

Oh. I don't really remember the characters. I just know that we had Manu on there. God, I watched so much Play School, original Play School. Open the lock. Did you guys have Little Ted and Big Ted? Don't remember. I've heard of them.

What do you mean? Are they bears? Yes. Yeah. Did you guys have Jemima the doll? Yeah. No. She was on Play School, wasn't she? Yes. Yeah. Did you guys have Jemima the doll? Yeah. No. She was on PlaySchool, wasn't she?

Yes. Oh, the redhead? Oh, she had dark hair. We had that. Too young for it, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to run something by you guys. Can you?

Because then I want to leave. Is this a sign of growing up? I've changed my chewing gum flavor. Oh! I saw that today. How long have you been chewing the chewing gum previously? I've always had the same flavour. Like, it's not the type, it's the flavour.

Are you a regular gummer? Oh, yeah. I'm quite a regular gummer too. I'm a peppermint gal. Always peppermint. It's really good for your teeth. I feel like I make some fuzzier, to be honest. No, it is really good for your teeth and gum health

is it yes sugar-free gum obviously not like not sugar-filled gum but you ask you ask any dentist someone told me that chewing gum is bad for your gut because you when you chew you produce saliva which goes down to your stomach and that's a precursor to food. So your stomach thinks food is coming, so it starts producing stomach acid to deal with the incoming food, but the food never comes. I don't think so. Okay, must be wrong.

The dentist always says your mouth, you're right, does produce saliva. That's why it's good for your teeth. Yeah, well, there you go. What's old gum, new gum? Old gum, peppermint, always peppermint. This is the extra one, the crunchy kind. I've changed it, which I feel like is not a sign of growing up. It's a sign of growing down.

I'm now on the bubble mint. Oh, yeah, you've aged backwards. Feels like it. You should be going to spearmint as you get older. Oh, yuck. Yeah, you should go into stronger mint. My name used to chew... PK?

PK. My name was big on the PK, too, which was just sugar. Oh, what's the other one? Juicy fruit. Juicy fruit and PK, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what my name had, too. It was just sugar. What's the other one? Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit and PK. Yeah, that's what my nan had too. It was just sugar, yeah. But they had false teeth, so they weren't going to rot.

Not if you leave them in the glass of water overnight. Okay, should we go? Those two gums we just mentioned are full of sugar. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember Blue PK? Yes.

One of the smokers. My nan always had that because she was a smoker. Yeah. God, that's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Remember blue PK? Yes. For the smokers. My nan always had that because she was a smoker. Yeah. God, that reminds me. That's so funny. Your nan was the exact same. My nan used to keep tissues down her bra. Yes.

And packets of PK. Yes. And she had massive hooters. Did she? Yeah, there was lots of room down there. My nan had massive. And she'd keep a peg on her cleavage too, on her dress. My nan, when she took us to the local pool, had huge ta-tas.

And she'd have this one piece. My nan was cool. So she would like get in the pool with us. Yeah, my mum was too. Yeah. And then she, so I reckon she wasn't like a big woman. She was like a size 14. And then she got bowel cancer and went through all that

and then had like a part of her stomach, whatever, removed and then lost heaps of weight because of that. And she was like a size 6. And then she used to tell everyone that she'd always been a size 6. And we were like, wait a second. Nan, what about this photo of you? She goes, that's not me. That's not me.

That's not me. That's not me. That is not me. Fake news. That's someone me. That's not me. That's not me. That is not me. Fake news. That's someone else. Don't tag me. See you guys tomorrow. Bye.

Bye.