ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 19th September 2025

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. J-O-T-O-T-O, you can take it hard to go. Daylight saving in nine days. Change the clocks, nine days. Is that it? That's good. Lose an hour of the weekend, but you get... Oh, that sucks. Do we wake up earlier?

No. We sleep in? Well, when you wake up... When you wake up... Yeah. You would have lost an hour It depends if you need to get They do it on a Sunday

So it depends whether you need to be up or not On the Monday though And every day until it changes again No no it happens on Saturday night Doesn't it? So you wake up on Sunday and it's a different time Yeah but if you've got something on Sunday at 10 a.m Oh yeah then you lose an hour yeah

But then every day after that But you don't You don't have anything on Sunday You don't know that She might be hanging out with her dad Yeah Screw you I've got friends Like my dad

Move your dad appointment No I'd move to my dad What things before I moved my dad What things do you do with your dad Walk on the beach I don't see my dad I don't see my mom

So Claudia wins Oh fuck Claudia wins Claudia wins Never mind Sorry You have to say

You have to explain that Oh my mom's dead And my dad's a dick Yeah It's a fucking Trump card I thought Ella had won and then Claudia came in off the top, off the top rope. I try not to play the dead parent car too much.

Like Phoebe does on friends all the time. She always plays the dead mum card. We had a friend in our group that would actually try and play that card. Like not even not in a funny way. I'm like, well, I lost my mum. What do you do in that situation? We all would feel incredibly awkward and then we just kind of stop hanging out with her. Me and my best friend, like we both have lost a piece.

parent and it's the basis of our humour is dead parent jokes. Yeah, that's nice though, because you can share in that. Yeah, which is why we bond over it, but when you're around people that haven't had that experience, it's just it makes people uncomfortable, eh? You can tell it makes them so uncomfortable and I'm like, to be fair, I should not be doing this in front of you and I should not be doing it so lightheartedly

in front of people. I kind of feel like, I mean, because I know you so well. I know that you can joke about it. And if you are joking about it, because that's your humour. But when other people try to joke about it, You're like, no. No, you don't get to joke about someone else's dead, mom. Guys, I stuck two Maltese's up my nose earlier in the show, and it wasn't even on the radio, and they melted.

And now my breath smells like chocolate. Hey, it could be worse. I know. I'm worried I'm going to get ants up my nose. I just don't sit still too long. You do have big nostrils. I think I have to do a nose douche when I get home. Probably.

What a hell? You have chocolate in your sinuses. When you guys, when you guys nose douche, Do you use your anal one Or do you use, have you got a special one Just for your nose? I just use the same one I've never nosed,

douched, only anal dushed Oh, so nice nose douching Feels lovely It looks horrifying I'm always, I enjoy it, I lead over the sink It does feel a bit like drowning Is it only when you're congested That you should do it?

Yeah No, no, you did to clear your sinuses That's what they say Like most of the time It's when you are congested Is it the same feeling As when you do it for fun though Do a COVID test?

No. No, it's more like, it's more akin to drowning. It's so good. And the water comes out your mouth. And you can feel the pressure release. It either comes out your other nostril, depending on how clear it is, or it comes out of your mouth.

Do you have your boogies come out of your mouth? Yeah. The whole big snot booggers up there. It's epic. It's quite satisfying. I'll try it next time I'm sick and I'll report back, but I'm not sure if I'm going to like that. Yeah, if you want to.

Ella would watch you. I did it when I got punched in the face and just heaps and heaps of blood plots would come out of my nose. Yeah, it was an operation. One time I cried so much to my therapist that I got a blood nose. Did you? Yeah? How long are your therapist's sessions?

They used to be an hour. I don't go anymore. Maybe I should. Do you not go anymore? Maybe I should. When did you stop going? A couple months ago? They're expensive. They're very expensive. They are fucking expensive. You know how we get free ones through work? When does that like revolve around again? You only get like three. You get three, but then...

What are you meant to do? What have I meant to do with three sessions a year? The first one you're getting, not going to the company once. Not to sound ungrateful, but imagine you go three times and then the therapist is like, okay, we're just starting to, you know, and then you're like, sorry, can't come anymore.

That's what I did, and it took me three sessions to realize that actually this isn't the one for me. Oh, that's so true. And then I'm like, well, now I'm so true. But I'm not going to the company one. Then their boss is going to, email them and be like, what'd they say? No, they're not.

You reckon. Your boss would be like, hey, what do they say about us? You're so, what's the word? We paid for the session. What did they say about us? You have to tell us. I didn't even talk about work in my work sessions. I'm seeing mine over Zoom at the moment.

Is that all right? Well, she's in Wellington. No, Wellington, Christchurch. One of them. Have you guys got plans to meet up? Nah. It's just, it's indefinitely on Zoom. That's good.

I think she might be the best one. I've ever had. Yay! I'm not counting my chickens too soon. I've been, what, four times? Was it you that saw the Zoom psychic? Oh no, that was a storyline on sex in the city. I saw a Zoom psychic.

Oh, you did? Yeah, remember? Because I couldn't come to the staff meeting. We never asked about the psychic. We didn't know that was on Zoom. That was on Zoom. She was in Coffs Harbour in Australia. What'd you say about me?

I'd give her a solid six. She knew you were going to say that. Like, to be... things about your past or your future or just general it was very very actually I'll give her a five it was so vague I would not recommend

well how much do you spend 200 on the psychic did you record it was nearly as much as my therapist Did you make any predictions that you can like check off in the future no

that's all I want I'm going to catch out your psychic she said one of the things she was like oh you're going to live by the water Ooh. Yeah, I live in New Zealand, so everything's by the water. So... Are you eating pumpkin seeds out there on the podcast?

Sunflower. Sunflower seeds. Why does no one know how they eat them? Because they're not popular here. I'm so confused by that. Why don't I eat this all the time? Yeah, but if we ate like you ate... Have you ever tried softball, baseball, sunflower seeds?

No. Actual nice ones. Each one's so good. I tasted them. then nothing compared to the ones I used to out. Oh, can you get them for you? I'll get you some. The ones you're eating are a lot of work.

You're like crack them open and go to them. Oh no, that's the same as the ones I've got. But we used to have them playing softball like when you're in the bats. I guess it's not more work than a pistachio. When you're in the batting dug out and everyone would do it. There'd just be seeds everywhere. That's fun. Do you put the whole thing in your mouth and then work around it like a parrot?

Yeah, like a little or a key. I use my canine teeth. Are you got good canines? I would love. Isn't it weird that some people. have like real, like, defined canine teeth. Brian does, it's so hot. Yeah, I really would love some.

Do you not have any? No. Does Clint have any? You've got very, like, straight teeth, like, kind of. Someone on the internet once asked Ella if she had been ears. No, yours are pretty straight. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Bizarre. No, I don't.

She's got perfect teeth. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Oh, you're getting bored, Clint. Oh, sorry, are we boring you? No, it's not me that I'm worried about. It's the listener. So, does anybody want to say anything interesting? Do you fucking rude? Do you get to do the last couple of times?

Well, as interesting as Ella's lack of canine teeth is, I feel like we wrap this shit up or someone drops a bombshell. Okay, put in the show. Do I have a chance to bring you guys back in? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah. So do you, Ella. Okay, who wants to hear about the one and only time I had a threesome?

Me! Why are you leaving it till now? Okay, yeah, we should open the podcast with us. What? Nah, there's no time. We've got to go. Six, five, six. We're wrapping it up.