ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 1st April 2026

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

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Did I go too soon, Claudia, or are we right? That was right? Celebrating the song, I really like it. Oh, you like that intro. Yeah, I like that one. Hi everyone, everyone. Welcome to the After Party. Kiyo-a.

What's up? Yay, we've been waiting for this moment. We got mail. We got mail. You just go on a ladder. Who are we? Bloody Tom Hanks and... Oh, who...

What's her name? Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan? Wait, was I right? Yes. Homiteeer mail. I think it might be prison mail. it might be prison mail.

Okay, it is in a community post envelope. It is, the letter is in typewriter font that's been put on here. Bree and Clint on the Morning Show, ZDM Radio Show, and then our address. Our address spelt a little funky, but close enough. Also, we're not on the morning show, but although we are next week. True. Oh yeah, we are. Our crop duck.

Let's have a look. No send a day. details on the back. Oh, sass. Is it handwritten or typewriters? It's typewriters. Is it a threat? Ooh.

Dated 25th of March, 2026. Dear Brean Clint, how are you? I hope you are now saying good. Thanks. I am writing to tell you that you guys fit the job perfectly. Mum, my best friend Skylar and I were listening to you one day and I heard that I could win Alex Warren tickets.

The nice man who won them gave them to the previous birthday banger, Laina. Layla. Layla. Layla. Layla. I was happy for her, but I was so sad that I burst out crying. Oh, bleak.

I didn't mean to. I would really love to be in the drawer. We try and call every day, but you're always busy. Oh, that's cute. Long time listener. First time. Big time Alex Warren fan. Oh.

From Lila, I won't really do her last name. In Ranoi. That's so cute. Raniwai Masterton, not Raniwai Aut poems. Yeah, Buzzie G. Yeah, we've got two phone numbers here. Perfect. Cute.

Very cute. This has literally been written on a typewriter. That's awesome. That's crazy. Has it got the indents? Yeah, it does. That's epic. That's so cool.

I wonder how old Laila is. She's 11, I think. Oh Do we have any more tickets? I don't know We'll look into it We'll smuggle her in Does she want to come to the roast of Brian Clint?

We could put her on the other girl Layla Who won the ticket She's probably small too We'll stack them and put them in a big coat And they can go in together Oh that's a great idea It's worked in the past The old kids in a trench coat

That's Layla This is Lila This is Lila Kudies Layla and Lila and they'll become besties Yeah That's so nice Very cute

Not prison mail But we do from time to time Not so much recently But from time to time we'll get prison mail Yeah There used to be a lot of prison mail Come in when I worked at A radio session called George FM

Interesting Yeah a lot of prison mail Prisoners love the doff-diff music I think so Huh cool Quite a lot of drugs in prison isn't there It's a good point I've never written back to the prison mail

That I've gotten But I should have I don't know if you want to I don't know if you want to Because what? No, I don't think you should. But genuinely, you don't want to start a, you don't want to strike up a relationship. Yeah, and then when they get out. It complicates my real relationship in the real world.

No, I mean, more once they get out and they'll go see. What if you fall in love? I'm going to go and see Brue. Yeah. And then they're like, send nudes. And then you do. Never gotten any prison mail from the women's prison. Is there a woman's prison in New Zealand?

Yeah, of course there is. Where do you think the female criminals go? Mount Eden. There's separate prisons. There's probably a woman's wing there. I don't actually know. But if you're a woman seeking woman, then you're not necessarily lonely in prison, are you?

Yeah, true. It's actually probably one of the best places to be. I've seen orange as the new black. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Lock me up. Have you guys watched that show? Has anyone else watched it?

I love that show. Such a good show. Have you watched it, Clint? No, I think I watched part of the first season. God, you and your wife should watch it. It's such a good show. You really should. The animal.

Animal. Tap, tap, down the king of animal. Yeah, I've heard that it's good. And it's got Donna in it. Yes. The only one from that 70s show that hasn't been cancelled. What did Eric do? Oh, and him.

But although his, his, his, betrayal of venom he should have went to jail. Finding word. It's so funny. Red and what's her face are all right, aren't they? The oldies. Yeah, the mum and dad. Oh, they did that spin-off, though.

They did that 90s show and yeah, that was reprehensible too, I think. It was not good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. their Easter long, long weekend. My weekend is so full and things keep going into it. But it's good stuff. I think we've got three birthday parties and two friend catch-ups. Holy moly. And then a mate's like, you should come around and watch the Warriors. Oh, shit.

But this friend has just put an 85-inch television into his downstairs office come-man room. He's put an 85-inch into his downstairs come-man room. Yeah, in his downstairs cum-room. Come room. Jesus. So I was like, yeah, I'll be there. Look out. Up the waz indeed.

I think I'm going to turn my garage into a waz woman cave. Oh, Christ. A waz woman. Why do you turn your spare bedroom into one? Because I need that from when my parents come visit. Your mom would love to sleep in the waz woman room. She would. If you have a waz woman room, I might not talk to you ever.

Just a bit of Paris. See, that's why I want to keep Put it in the garage So then it can call it You can call it the Wahini cave Oh, that's good Yeah That's funny

I'm going to get that made into a neon sign The Wahinais That's for our international listeners Wahina is Māori for a woman Is that what the women's No but they should be Why isn't it?

I know right Shit, they missed a bloody pop there, isn't they? Are they playing this yet? Yeah. Do they start later in the season? Their season is shorter. How come? Because there's not as many teams.

Oh. Yeah. Claudia's like, why? Claudia. Claudia? Claudia was ready to fucking deck someone. Jesus Christ. I'm just joking.

Just somewhere I was spanned to here. Did you guys see Michaela Brake had her baby? Speaking of women's wares players? That's not going to help the Warriors, is it? I wonder if she... Birth to the next warrior. That baby's going to come back and play. That baby's going to be fast.

It's jacked. Shit, it'll be quick, yeah. That birth fast. Probably goose stepped out of the womb. Mm-hmm. Nice. Side stepped the... Talk about a hospital path.

Side stepped their, what's the midwife? Funners. Palm of the midwife over to the dry line. And closed lined it. with the umbilical cord. Shit. Holding the placenta under one arm. When do you reckon, like, I mean, you've got kids, Clint.

When do you know if your kid is going to be athletically gifted? You know? Yeah, I don't know. They'll let you know if they're not pretty early. Yeah, right. I see what you're saying, Claude. I know that one of my girls, my eldest girl, is not interested in sport. but crazy

so this year my wife has picked up knitting as a hobby and Tui is six and she's been watching her Tui can now knit Cool! That's crazy and she's right into it too she'll just sit there she's got her own knitting needles and she'll just knit away for like an hour

hour and a half doing proper knitting and it's just impressive whenever you see because your kids grow and they change over time it's impressive when you see them achieve anything and you go how the hell can you do that? Yeah. Who told you that?

Exactly. How did you learn that? It's like I can actually learn anything. You know like, yeah, true, good. I'm a person, Dad.

Is it because she knows how to do something that you don't? Yes, I think that's part of it. That's what it would be. Yeah, that's definitely part of it. But it's our skill that, yeah. Yeah, no, I would,

that would blow my mind. All the other stuff she's learned to do, like reading and writing, I'm like, pf, pf. Not that good. Not impressive. Overrated.

We can all do that. obviously I am joking. Unless you are, oh shit, I was going to make a good joke then. You can still do it. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. This is good. This is anticipation.

Yeah. Unless you're Leah Michelle. I forgot what the setup was. Yeah, what was the setup again? Too long. We can all, you said something. You can learn to do anything. And then I said, we can all, and then you can all,

And then you said something, something reading and writing. And I said, yeah, we can all do that. And then I said, unless you're Leah and Michelle. She can't read. Oh, that's rude. No, that's the rumor. That's so mean.

It's okay. She's apparently a bully, Claudia. Yeah. Well, just because she's a bully doesn't mean you have to be as well. Nah, I feel like that's the only time when bullying's okay. Yeah, if they start it. I was looking for the sound effect but I can't find it so

I was going to do this sound effect what's that? That's not even a good one Can you stop moving your fucking microphone That's how you do it I hope you're filming This is good stuff

This podcast needs to be cancelled This podcast needs to go to the New Zealand podcast authority and they need to take it off here. Quick, someone, someone bring up the tone a bit. I can only do low tones though. Guys, guys. Bring up the tone. What about the economical and political

state of the world? That's what fucking Jay, Jay, Jayden Smith said. Who's Jaden Smith? Oh, have you seen that video? Oh, Lil Smith's son. Yeah. He goes off about young people being all in conversations and he goes seriously Why don't we just talk about the political and economical state of the world

And some guys like bro He tries to be so deep He tries to be the He was cool He was he had the possibility You think he was cool at some point When he was on the song with J.B When he did karate kid never

When he did karate kid and pursue of happiness he was adorable that movie was inspiring i remember watching it as a kid and going i want to be an actor which movie karate kid or pursuit of happiness karate kid i hate a pursuit of happiness what that movie was so good i probably watched it too young i just remember being bored just so i can keep my through line in this show i actually haven't seen any of those movies yeah nice so do another um bingathon yeah really Yeah, we talked about doing it, but I said we need a theme it. It needs to be 24 hours of sad movies or 24 hours of

scary movies. You need to watch Harry Potter. Or 24 hours of not Harry Potter. Oh, guys, both of you haven't watched it. That's why it's a sitter. We look like chuggy millennials. Well, that's not going to change anything, is it? Yeah, you kind of are.

You can't help what you are. You are what you eat. Hey. Hey. The rumors are true. Did anyone, um, did anyone, um, did anyone, um, did anyone, um, um, did anyone, um, um, do anything special for April Phil's today?

Yeah, Georgia from the day should I prank Brooke from the night show. Sort of. How? Georgia and Brooke share the same studio and Georgia calls Brooke going Dude, the desk, which is all the buttons and how the radio works, the desk is sticky.

Did you have a Coke last night? And they had pre-planned and given us all coax last night for it to be actually feasible. We thought that were just being nice. Someone from the office came in and was like, Guys, I got you at Coke each. She was like, oh, that's so nice. And then poor Brooks on the phone just waking up going, oh my gosh, I did.

But like, no, I'm fine. No, I'm sorry. Oh my gosh. Yeah, very good. Got him. Did you do anything, Bree, to your mom? No, didn't do anything. I mean, I feel like I just prank her constantly.

So, you know, it's just another day. Why wait for April fools to prank someone? You know, you can prank them any day. You're so annoying. I just said you guys. So dumb. So annoying. Just got a message from Bree on Instagram.

Wait, wait, wait. Has Clint got it? Is it on Instagram? Yeah. I'll just boot it up. Buffering, buffering. While we're doing that. Did you guys shed your pants just then?

Oh my God. Did you guys mean to put this up on your story? Who's tooting? That's my jean. No, it wasn't. No way. Guys, you know, do you remember Calvin Crookshank, the psychic from sensing murder? Yes.

He's going to do a show in Auckland in the next month or something. Should I go to it? Greene and I made a video with him when we first started doing the show. We took him to a prison. Do you think he's real? To an abandoned prison in Napier. Napier, Napier, Napier. Yeah, do you think he's legit?

Do you think he's real? Should I spend my money on it? I have seen him before and he did come up with some freaky things. So, no, I don't think it's real. But do you think it's real or he's not real? What are you talking about? Psychics. Specifically, Calvin Crooksham.

I think psychics are real. Me too. Yeah, I like that. Do I think they're all legit? No, I don't. But do I think there are people out there that can connect with spirit? Yes. I'm going to do it and I'm going to put the word out to all the ghosties in my life that I want like something specific.

They call the people who have ghosted you? Yeah. The list is so long. That's what I call my poos that goes straight down. And on that note, I reckon it's time to fucking go. See you guys tomorrow. You're really? What?

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