ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint's After Party - 1st August 2024

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

This is definitely the first take we did of this podcast! Bree & Clint are on a well-deserved break for the next two weeks, so the next time you hear from them they're going to be so relaxed and so refreshed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's your TGO. Oh, G-O. You can take it hard to go. Hi, guys. Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. The first one we've recorded today. Yeah, definitely not a redo. Definitely not. We've never done a redo.

Claudia's got big news. I've got big news, guys. I'm learning a language. What language are you learning? It's called Sugandese. Sugandese nuts? Sugandese nuts! Sorry, I did it to Brooke, who's our night show host, and she fell hard.

Don't tell the night show host to suck on your nuts. Oh, why not? It's only okay for a woman to say that in the workplace, eh? Suck on these nuts. It's funny because I don't have nuts. Can I say suck on these labia? Ew.

Oh my God. That is so bad. I can say suck on my left flat though. No, but I thought she could say suck on these nuts because she doesn't have any, but I thought she could say suck on these nuts because she doesn't have any. So I thought, could I say something that I don't have? Yeah, it sounds even worse.

No. No, okay. It sounds even worse. I think just stick with nuts, if you're going to say. I should stick with nuts? Yeah. Yeah, we should all stick. Okay, enough.

Enough. Enough. Enough. Enough. We're about to be away for a couple of weeks, actually. There'll be no podcast for two weeks. What are you doing? I am actually going to build a well in the outback to help out struggling.

The well is in her stomach and it's going to be filled with margarita. In Greece. Margarita. And souvlaki. Souvlaki's Greek, eh? Souvlaki is gyros. Gyros. Gyros, sorry.

Gyros. Gyros. And baklava. Tzatziki. Tzatziki Tzatziki yeah Ozo Halloumi Falafel

Falafel Hamous No Maybe Oh Lebanese Lebanese Yeah But in the region you know

In the region Anyway yeah What are you doing? F all to be honest Are you gardening? Sounds like you're actually going to build a well. Don't garden. Oh, no, I've heard a list of what I'm going to do.

I've updated it too. You'll hurt your elbow again. This is the boringest list ever. It is not. It's wholesome and it makes me feel good. These are a man's passions, okay? Sorry to judge. Passionate man with passions.

Okay, here's my plan for my two weeks holiday. Go to a movie. Good. I think I will see Deadpool. Apparently it's great. I think I will see Deadpool. Apparently it's great. I think I'll see Deadpool. You would. Alone.

Finish my drain. Get a wood chipper. Get a hacksaw. Mulch wood. Put in wardrobe pole. Get tow bar? Go to Rotorua. This is a new one.

Went to come out the other day. Make roast beef. No, I told you to make a roast one. Went to come up the other day. Make roast beef. Oh. No, I told you to make a roast pork. Oh, yeah. Well, I put make roast beef. I'm going to do slow cooked beef. Plant.

I do at least do a lamb leg in the slow cooker. Plant spring vegetables. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Very wholesome. I love gardening. Lose four kgs. Oh, that is not achievable.

In two weeks. That's ridiculous. Put your phone away. I don't think you've got four kilos to lose, if I'm honest. Come on. Let's see. You're skin and bone. That's why you hurt your elbow.

You're so annoying. You need to beef up a little bit. You need to put on four kilos of fat. You need to have a bit of that beef roast. What was that? That was my tummy. Are you sure? Right. Before we go on holiday. That was my tummy. That was my tummy. Are you sure? Right.

Before we go on holiday. Oh, that hurts. Quickfire questions. Quickfire questions. Rate yourself out of one to ten energy wise. Three. Now rate yourself out of looks. Eight.

Ooh. That came out quick. I'd say a six. On a good day. I'd say a six. On a good day. I'd say a six too. Six on a good day. Seven with alcohol. Yeah, I agree.

Eight after I lose this four kilos. Nah, because I want to wear those short shorts this summer. You have great little legs. I don't know if they're for you. Oh, rude. No, you looked good in Bree's little shorts the other week. I don't know if they're for you. Oh, rude. No, you looked good in Bree's little shorts the other week. I don't know about that. They made me feel like not good things.

It's all for me. Like if you are, you're going to have to get a spray tan. No, it'll be summer. Okay. I won't be saying. Well, you got to tan those pins. Yeah, in my shorty short shorts. You know what your legs look like?

What? Why don't you tell me? Your legs look like two white javelins. Hairy javelins. Hairy javelins. That's so bad. No, that's not bad. That's funny.

No, I think they look like... I'd rather be told that than they look like two shop puts. I think they're cricket bats more than javelins. I've got a little bit of girth. Oh, not much. Don't I? Maybe a new quad. You guys are both beautiful.

Should we go out of here? Yeah. And go on holiday? Yeah. We love you all. We love you guys, but we, like, to be honest, we really do need a break. Can you tell? Can you tell?

Can you tell? Can you tell? And we promise, we promise that after this break, we will come back with better banter, better stories, better yarns. Better shorts. Better shorts. Better living, everyone. And a better tan than you have ever seen. And a better attitude. Man, that was a good podcast.

I know, it's almost like we did it twice. Yeah, crazy. Have an excellent couple of weeks and we'll see you guys in a fortnight. Be safe. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. It was walking in Memphis.

Remember when I told you guys that this was about Elvis and everyone's like, really? We get it, you're the Elvis person. Okay, good. Just as long as everyone knows. See you later. Yeah.