ZM's Bree & Clint - Bree & Clint’s After Party - 1st December 2025

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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Five, six, five, six, seven, eight HOTTO, you can take me hard to go. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the after party with Brickland Cordiala. Which one am I? Brickland Cordiala. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Okay. What's happened to you guys? Wow. Wow. It's just that time of year. Keep some pep in your stiff. You know, actually, actually, you know what?

I'm going to bring the mood back up. Okay. Thanks, Brie. Real chat, real chat. Last week, us as a show, had a bit of a rough week. Did we?

Towards the back end of the week. Did we? Did we? Oh, fuck it. Oh, I thought you meant to give her, and I was like, have we been fighting it? Fucking planet, do you live? No, no, not as in, we had a rough week to get,

as in our show, like all of us. Oh, I remember. Jesus. I remember. Anyway, shut the fuck up. Sorry, I remember. Continue. Obviously, it didn't affect Ella as much as it affected some of,

the other members of the team I wanted to say thank you to everyone that has been writing on the Brian Clint podcast's Facebook group because it really changed my perspective

and lifted my spirits when I was reading about all the stories from people listening around the world Oh I got that post is crazy you know like it's just really cool to read those stories and like something

that we don't really think about but where people we're a party or day you know and that's super special and such like a privilege and that to me it really changed my mindset last week after we had a bit of a shitty week I remember that we have listeners in Saskatchewan as made famous

by the Chapel Rhone song yeah we have listeners in Newfoundland not the dog we have listeners in as this person says as Brie would put it Scotland Scotland they said I've been listening since the dark days of COVID I made the mistake of keeping up to date with you guys

I love that That's fun That's really fun See? We have listeners In New Zealand We have listeners in Omaha, Nebraska Wow

We have listens, we've got quite a little listeners in Canada it turns out I want to go to calendar Canada Canada Calendar girls I'll go with you I'm going to shut up We've got listeners in Texas Germany

Yeah, it's amazing. It's so cool. Oxfordshire. Nova Scotia. Yeah. New York City. Crazy that you'd listen to us in New York City. That one really buzzes me out.

That buzzes me out too. I'm like, there's so much better things to do in New York. How rude. Pennsylvania. Because the one from, what did we talk about? We talked about the one from Dijan last week. Oh, Dijan who was in Slovenia. Yeah.

Or Slovakia. Slovenia Slovenia And him and his wife listen And it's like their thing that they do Where they listen together And he was naughty Because he listened to head

But he said He goes, don't worry I'll just listen to it again So much pressure to know that you guys We are like a regular part of your day And then if we have a shitter Yeah Which is most times

What seriously Why are you being so mean? Sorry That's not nice No, that, what a, honest, and this is me being completely, like, genuine here. Like, what a fucking huge privilege to actually be a part of someone's day-to-day life? Like, I don't think there can be a bigger compliment. And then we serve you up a five out of ten, like, as on the other podcast today, you know?

How dare we? We're really sorry. We're nearly at the end of the year. We're pretty tired and knackered, but it's that time of year. It's been a long year. We've had a great year. There's been a heap of fun stuff, so many cool memories. But it's the same with everyone, though, this time of year.

There's a lot of people who are phoning it in. Oh, yeah. You know? I saw a post today that said it's December 1st, which means if you want, you have an excuse to treat every weekday like a Friday for the rest of the year. This is the part of the year where you can go. Oh, silly season. Silly season vibes, right?

I can't I would think I would literally die But you can if you want to Treat it like a Friday Just just so much stuff on Well it depends where you are Yeah Caw do you there

No I've phoned it in She's looking at shoes What are you I need to just took me out of spending $190 on it Too much Too much Well actually wait

Leaving them there And I'll come and look That seems like a reasonable amount of money To spend on shoes They're horrifically ugly But I love them What type of shoes are they? New Balance 9060s.

The, like, the dad shoe. The dad shoe. Yeah, they'll last you. No. They'll last me forever. No. That man. I've got a pair of those.

I know you do, and I love them. But we can't share. My feet are bigger than yours. Yeah, right. What's like, yeah, Claudia and I can share shoes. Can't we? Yeah. Yeah.

Ella, what do you want for Christmas from, just randomly just asking you what you want for Christmas. Same question, Clint. Randomly, I don't know why. I love gifts. Brie. I would love a dog. Guys, I want to swap because I know exactly what to get Ella. What?

Nothing. Okay, pass it on to Brie. No, but I was going to make it and she probably won't. That's nice. I like plants. I like food. I like experiences. I love a massage. Hint, hint. Massage. And vaping. Uh-huh.

Um, okay, okay. Um, sickies. Scratchies. I think I'm getting more bogan the more I hang out with you, Bree. Oh, excuse you. Get a pack of cigarettes and a cool lighter. Oh, fun. Or just get her the cool lighter.

Bleep me, bleat me? I want to bleak me. Oh, yeah. I'll bleep that. Well, that's get a ball too. Yeah, I mean. Don't bring that to the nice restaurant that we go to for our luncher. No, in all seriousness, I don't know.

Just a hug. Clint, do you want a hug? Yeah, but not from any of you. Why the fuck not? Who would you choose to get a hug from? Me. I would give a good snaggy hug. If you could pick one person in the world to get a hug from.

What? Including us, you can pick from us. Who would it be? My wife. Yeah, she hasn't hugged you in a while. She's anywhere near me. Clint, that breaks my heart. Just kidding.

Just kidding, just kidding. I hope you are. Probably, Harry looks like they'd give a nice hug. I want someone who's bigger than me. Oh, yeah, okay. That's the best hugs. Yeah.

With a big bosom. Yeah, big bosoms, yeah, usually make for a good hug. Yeah. Like a big, big elderly bosom. And grandma? Yeah. Like a big grandma bosom. Big grandma bosoms give the best hugs.

Yummy and darling. Yeah. I don't have access to big grandma bosoms Nothing like motorboating a good Grandma bosom Yeah A wise older You know when they're in there

90 Yeah yeah I have a 90 And for all those reasons I think I choose Doa Leaper I knew you'd say that I knew it

I would have put a money on that Damn it So what do you want for Christmas Oh yeah I can't get you a hug from Doa Leeper Can you get me grills Can we focus I need help

I want to get some grills Like the teeth that rappers have. Literally. Is that inappropriate? Like cultural appropriation? No. But there's a place in New Zealand that does it. They're $500.

$500. Yeah. Or Botox. It's also about 5% plus. I don't think we're giving the 25-year-old Botox. Okay, that's fine. That's preventative. It's what I'm consuming online.

Cut it out. That's what they say. Yeah, it is baby Botox. Guys, I'm trying to talk about Clint. Sorry to cut you off. Baby, baby, baby, me, Bottox. I have no idea. what I want.

You're the worst of buying stuff. I need a pair of togs. I get you some speed-hout. I'm cancelling my hair cut because Claudia needs me to go and watch a movie to do an interview that I'm not allowed to talk about. Are you going to meet that? Are we allowed to say that?

I'm going to bleep that too. Dumb bitch. Almost you'll believe it. It's pre-recorded. It's pre-recorded. Also, I'm just going to put it out there whenever I call you guys a dumb bitch that said with so much love.

Oh yeah, I call you awful words. And it said with The most love and utmost respect. I don't believe that for a second. Absolute shit. You're going to beat that. Sorry, I bleep that. All right, all right.

Sorry, love you. Okay, so Clint's getting nothing for Christmas. Get him a pair of socks. He'll love that. He's not my dad. Yeah, right. Get me some of those. Do you have a vinyl player?

Yeah. You want a vinyl? No. Yeah. What? He was about to say? something. Sorry.

I don't want to say it on the podcast. Oh. Dilley. Uh? Huh? A d. No, not a d. Fuck this podcast.

Honestly. Say it and Claudia will beep it. There's people who are working hard in Slovenia right now to get to the end of their Slovenian day. We love you, Dejan. This is the crap that they've got to look forward to. This is the garbage. Can you say what you wanted so we can beep it? I'll beep it.

Will you beep it? Yeah, Claudia's going to beep it. Give me some of those. Deal. See, that's a good gift. That's good. Can I get that too, please? Awesome.

Oh. My sister does that well. I don't do that stuff, but I'm keen to give it a go. What about that photo you sent to the group chat? What was the photo? Oh. Yeah, that photo, you were having a lot of fun. Do I need to beat that?

No. No, if Ellen knows when to stop. I've seen nothing. I've seen nothing. Ellen needs to learn. the art of subtletty of the little jab

and innuendo I've done that right and if I continued it would be bad or have already creeped onto bad you're borderline you didn't do it before and what did she yell out

yes there's a lot of beeping in this for Claudia yeah there's a lot of lying put a lot of markers in let's get out of here yeah I agree goodbye have a great

whatever you're doing we should learn Clint's had enough just just turn it it off now. Okay, see ya. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Digital T-T-O-G-O, you can take it hard to go.

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